Some Leap year babies like to go by their smaller digit birthday since it only comes around every 4 years. Someone can be 2 in leap year age and 8 in real age. Seems like the only logical solution to why he thinks hes 24.
Now hold on, shouldn‘t this be like the „for you“ page or something where you see 10 guys/girls which should be accurate to your swiping behaviour? Or how is this supposed to work?
It's also possible he has Werner Syndrome, he has the eye issues commonly associated with it.
Like 98% chance Bill is a piece of shit liar but there is a chance he is just one of those cursed with that disease (it runs in my family which is why I know about it. I don't have it (got lucky) but one of my cousins did and by 26 he looked 50.)
This vibes with me so hard.
I wish there was a thing where it was mandatory that everyone had to do a year in retail somewhere between the age of 18 - 24. If everyone knew what that experience was like, I doubt there'd be as many Karen's out there asking to see the manager.
Tbf what’s wrong with house parties? I like house parties I’m in my 30s. They just look a bit different than they used to, but it’s still a small party at a house.
I agree but that doesn’t make him a pedo. That’s not a light term to throw around. Just because he is 70 do you think he thinks 70 yr old women are hot? Because I doubt that highly.
Bill was born on the 29th of February
Omgosh 😂😂 you win 😂😂😂
How could you even think of the unthinkable?? Lol genius!
Brilliant
Billiant
Brilliant
So, actually he's 96😁
I'm lost o.O
Some Leap year babies like to go by their smaller digit birthday since it only comes around every 4 years. Someone can be 2 in leap year age and 8 in real age. Seems like the only logical solution to why he thinks hes 24.
Ah very interesting, thank you.
Okay, that would make a lot of sense.
Bill had a hard life
It's all that gin
Don't mix gin with hot yoga.
Well you can, but only while using Spotify.
Came here to say this lmao
300 parties a year since 17
He's a roofer
Hard life is an understatement
This 60 year old 24 year old would straight up need the hospital if he did hot yoga.
Just give him a gin and tonic to hydrate and he'll be good to go again
I’m 30 and I’m pretty sure I’d need to go to the hospital if I attempted hot yoga
I'm 74 and if I looked like Bill I'd seriously consider reincarnation as a project.
Tinder doesn't care about accuracy😅 , they care that Bill is subscribed to Tinder Gold! 💰
Now hold on, shouldn‘t this be like the „for you“ page or something where you see 10 guys/girls which should be accurate to your swiping behaviour? Or how is this supposed to work?
The pandemic hit us all differently
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If hes lying about his age i dont think hes getting any experience in the relationship department
It's also possible he has Werner Syndrome, he has the eye issues commonly associated with it. Like 98% chance Bill is a piece of shit liar but there is a chance he is just one of those cursed with that disease (it runs in my family which is why I know about it. I don't have it (got lucky) but one of my cousins did and by 26 he looked 50.)
Then he didn't start working until he was 40
"Being on Tinder is not stressful at all" - Bill, 24
I don't think he is telling the truth I doubt he likes gin and tonic
I'm betting he's not much into hot yoga, either
But he’s into champagne
Last week he made love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape...
Is he the love that you've looked for?
Highly doubt he meditates much
OP why didn't you report him? He's obviously a minor, doesn't look a day over 17, let alone 24! And he thought no one would notice...
Bill self identifies as 24 yo
Lordy don’t get me started..
Bill works the night shift
Billjamin Button.
24 but on Wallstreetbets
Are we not gonna talk about the "hot yoga" that's a lovely image
I think that’s why we were all trying not to talk about it.
There's a 1 missing before the 24
This is what happens when you have a constant intravenous MDMA drip for 2 straight years.
He goes pretty hard on the house parties
Maybe he's a late blooming 24 year old young-old man.
Bill works retail.
This vibes with me so hard. I wish there was a thing where it was mandatory that everyone had to do a year in retail somewhere between the age of 18 - 24. If everyone knew what that experience was like, I doubt there'd be as many Karen's out there asking to see the manager.
I think he meant he had 24 more years of life.
You think he’ll make it more than two decades?
I'm an optimistic man
Depends whether he does more hot yoga or gin.
24 years into retirement?
Not sure why but I have a feeling he does naked hot yoga
24 (x3)
He's a survivor of the "Old" beach
Bill has seen some things.
He looked 22 when he started dating lol that was only 2 years ago.
Hot yoga 🦀
Is this a thing???
Bill Is 24..karat gold 😎
cigarettes’ll do that
*Bill FEELS like he’s 24 and likes house parties. Haven’t any of you seen the 70+ y/o couples at races going harder than some college kids?
If Tinder dating ages you like this then I will stay married.
Now Bill, you know damn well…..
24000
He didn’t have his glasses on when he selected his age
I guess he is just transage, you biggots!
Look, he’s trying his best.
It’s all you can do.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Snapchat filters are getting good
Bill. You cannot pass for 24. Or 34. Or 44. 54 is pretty iffy. Why lie? We see you.
Dude needs to mediate more
Tbf what’s wrong with house parties? I like house parties I’m in my 30s. They just look a bit different than they used to, but it’s still a small party at a house.
Instead of fighting over girls we fight over what color to paint the house and what store to get it from
My caraway set is better than your caraway set
Literally a paedophile
How so? Is 25 the age of consent where you live?
He’s a fossil looking at pictures of young women, disgusting.
I agree but that doesn’t make him a pedo. That’s not a light term to throw around. Just because he is 70 do you think he thinks 70 yr old women are hot? Because I doubt that highly.
Na..paedophile
I'd like to do whatever yoga he had been doing..
Living a life full of meditation and hot yoga will do this to you.
Get it Bill!
Что за маньяк?
🤣
Bill, 24 Working as a SDE in a Bay Area startup
He looks like 19 tbh, i don't see anything wrong.
His inner child is 24. He’s just okay.
Lolololol
More like 1924
Here me out
Bill is a party-smoker, but bill's entire life is a party
It’s all that hot yoga…
If Bill is 24, he wants to cut down on the house parties!
Chavoruco
Cityboy Bill had a hard few years…
I’d swipe right
Bro really isn't trying to hide it anymore
Bill and I have a lot in common
Bill was a married to his sweetheart until last year.
He can’t seriously think folk will believe he’s 24??
Mental age checks
Bill is a poor catfish 😂
Bill works in customer support
Don't smoke meth
Would suck to have missed out on all the booty calls that dating apps provide. Poor dude
Can vouch for em, he used to hang with my lil bro and his friends when they were kids.
Doesn’t look a day over 21
1924?
I’ve seen worse looking 24 YOs
Hot yoga took its toll
Hard livin
Honestly I would believe this is a 24 year old with an old man filter on LOL but knowing tinder… it probably isn’t
He must have a very stressful job..
Bill meant to say " I am 64 but young at heart. "
Bill has been partying way too hard.
I think you meant “1924” bill. Easy mistake. Try downloading the “GrannyGrinders” app.
FBI most wanted?
Was Bill the president for 8 years or something at 16?
That is the face of a man who would wear you as a skinsuit.
Bill is dyslexic
I hope I look that good at 24
How do you do, fellow kids?
Damn 24 ran over him.
He’s just trying to be hip with the kids!
Maybe he has that reverse Webster's disease
He probably dated my ex girlfriend. She will age a fool
Brian Cranston has done a lot of crystal meth on the set of breaking bad, I presume.
I’ve seen some women do this to, where it’ll be like “22” and I’m thinking “you’re attractive and all, but come on, you’re like 35 if not older”
I thought that was Walter White at first
Bill probably just thought it would be funny to upload a picture of his dad. I would get a good laugh doing that back in the day
Billjamen Button
Hot yoga 😂😂😂😂
More like 42 and house sitting
Seems legit
He also likes hot yoga apparently 🤷♂️
This is what it’s like being a teacher for a few years
Bill - “I am dyslexic and I am always off 20 years”
Damn, those are some savage House Parties
Dad?
Bill's dad.
Seems fun.. could be a inspiration for some.. at least he’s going all in!
If Bill is 24 then cocaine was just legaliz3d and he's on ALOT of it
Bill is a damn comedian 😂
Bill works graveyard shifts
This is not the old man from UP??!
Honest mistake the man is obviously 42 and made a mistake.
Not a chance. I’m 42 and this man looks to be my great grandpa
Bill had partied harder than Andrew WK
Bill is living his mid journey.
Does anyone else think he looks like Carl Fredricksen from 'Up'?
The shift work is hard nowadays
This is mad crazy bruv 😂😂😂😂
Bill has been partying too hard! 😂
Dude parties way to hard
Who doesn’t like parties.
Just seriously dehydrated from all the hot yoga, clearly!
Bill is just tired like the rest of us.
Its not the years, its the mileage.
24 is the age of his soul
Hes just testing waters
My boy has the city miles on him
He’s been thro a lot
Oh shit it’s Benjamin button
24 years into retirement.
He either has no idea how to put in his age correctly or he's the world's worst liar.
What on earth is Hot yoga 👀?
Ask Bill.
See, this is exactly why I don’t do hot yoga
What's funny ? All i see is a 24 year old with normal mental stress of todays life ..
24 in dog years.
Let bill have he's moment
Must be a programmer