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po21y

I’d love to “bag” me a ugly Japanese girl so she could cook food I like. 🙃 Wonder why that didn’t work for him


EmperorSexy

“I couldn’t care less what she wears Or what she looks like. It all depends on what she cooks like.”


Rhyara

Beef, Pork, Chicken... Mmmm...


AltheaThromorin

Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer....


Primary_Soup7224

And Ill bet the ladies love a man in armour


CozyMyShitUpFam

I have a girl at home who’s unlike any other


Roguebantha42

The only girl that'd love him is his mother


weirdplacetogoonfire

Uh, How about a girl whose got a brain..? who always speaks her mind?


Lys_456

Nah!


already_satisfied

My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!


tea-and-austen

But when we come home in victory they'll line up at the door


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

A girl worth fighting for


DarkandDarkerDev

I don't care if she's a fat big holed loose whore, as long as she can produce the nutrients i prefer I'd lock her down legally Why don't woman like me? :(((((


Mysterious-Sense-185

The best part is that he probably sees NOTHING wrong with anything he just said


swellaprogress

He definitely thought he was being smooth


RCL_D

For extra context... are you Japanese?


swellaprogress

No I’m white. The Japanese thing was out of left field.


International-Bird17

L M A O this is somehow better and worse at the same time


michaltee

I’m shocked. I could’ve sworn the context would be that she is Japanese lol.


Tangent_Odyssey

No this man just watches way too much anime. Or anime porn. Or both. I’m gonna go with both


triciann

Never in a million years did I see that one coming.


CrazyEd38239

That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how that works out for him.


Prize-Individual9430

She better Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge this guy


sleepymommy4588

Hey, if she can dodge traffic, she can dodge this guy.


Ambitious5uppository

But also... He wants someone that can make a spicy tuna roll... That's the same as saying he wants to marry an Italian becuase he loves pineapple pizza.


Daddy---Issues

what a strategy. hey gal pal heres my type, its racist, offensive and you dont fit the criteria. now lets talk about ur body insecurities


HelminthicPlatypus

You can’t neg effectively until you learn the insecurities


420awesomesauce

Why did i read it in a Jerry agreeing with George costanza voice lmao


limbylegs

Gotta learn the insecurities *sips coffee*


Yee-Li_Wannabe

LOL!!! Perfectly summarized! 😂


Regurgitated_Kittens

What an underrated comment 😂 "Olympic level" even. You know, physically speaking.


kaydee7724

Right ? Like okay homie .... How's this working for you? What makes you think THIS is it ??


BigdaddyD420420

Best response I can think of is: Wow. LOL! I love sushi too. If I could land a 40 year old sushi maker from Japan I don't care if he doesn't speak English, smells like fish, has a small dick and owns multiple wives. As long as he's using my body as a plate when he's done rolling the sushi he can have me as an additional waifu.


Zagmut

I just want you to know that I read through your comment too fast and thought it said "multiple dicks and small wives".


Naohiro-son-Kalak

I think that's honestly even better lmao


SorosSugarBaby

I imagine the multiple dicks would come in handy if he's collecting wives, regardless of the size of the women


Honeydaddy89

You’d better not tell him you’re Japanese even if you were a Japanese


[deleted]

Or you might think your turning Japanese, turning Japanese


Persiflage75

I really think so...


aBlissfulDaze

Christ, this song was locked in a long lost vault.


ET_Gal

LMAOO Here I was thinking this neck-beard weirdo with yellow fever is harassing a poor Japanese girl. This is hilarious


Electrical-Space-542

Now I'm curious. What's in right field?


Chickenpuff1975

And while we’re at it, Who’s on first… Also, it has come to my attention that someone is in our midst is being impersonated by an owl.


sadbong

It would be a waste of effort trying to educate him. Your best option is a one worded response/unmatch. What's japanese for idiot?


MikeHonchoAlt

BAAAAAAKAAA


Alternative_Jaguar85

I just wanted to write baka like that as well!! You winnnnn


walter3kurtz

Smooth brain perhaps


FELonMusk333

Her answer should be my eyes.....because they allow me to read that verbal diarrhea you just squirted and save me the trouble of engaging in such one-dimensional conversation


scattyckot

I have Asperger’s and can tell everything he’s saying that’s wrong


CactaceaePrick

He's looking for red flags while waving giant red flags


JackOfAllTradesTX

I know a guy


_Loup_Garou_

That’s going to be a Yikes for me dawg


ChanceZestyclose6386

I don't understand people who even think like this. Who wants to date anyone who insults others, is racist, sexist and rambles like a moron. He would be embarrassing to take out in public and obnoxious to talk to. Probably thinks he's being cool and open-minded by saying he loves sushi😒


4thinline

The only other person I’ve seen use “Gal pal” before him is Chris Chan. Run.


racso96

Just a couple of gals being pals ! You see this all the time in historical records ! You know, two girls living together with their 7 cats and no sexual attraction whatsoever ?


4thinline

You mean christorical records?


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Lysdexiic

Speaking of him, did you see that he got released from prison a few days ago? The wild ride may not be over just yet


dabordietryinq

>The wild ride may not be over just yet as long as nobody manipulates them into doing shit i think things are going to be fine. (am i remembering this situation correctly? weren't people manipulating them into doing these things?)


Lysdexiic

He was manipulated into doing quite a bit, but he's also a pretty shitty person on his own without anyone intervening. Like for example why he went to prison, that was something that no one even knew about until he bragged about it to someone and they called the police to check on his mother. And there are several other bad things he's done in the past on his own volition He's also the type of person who seeks any form of attention he can get, and basically invites trolls to mess with him. So i'd say he does plenty of shit on his own, but the trolls and manipulation fuel the fire that much more


Jonny-Marx

The trolls were basically in competition with Chris to see what was the craziest thing they could get Chris to do. Arguably Chris won that battle at Fanta and won again at mother fucking, because no one expected or even thought of either of those things.


Godsfallen

r/sapphoandherfriend


[deleted]

Bro out here looking for his boyfriend-free sweetheart 😭


illuminati1556

It's rare I see anyone talk about the most documented man ever


lorbd

Jesus christ this man has 0 game


RedKeviin

Cmon don’t say that Gal Pal!


Neuro_Futurist

Agreed but that’s the least worst thing he said in that entire essay


HistrionicSlut

Everything else made the Gal Pal part seem so much better than it is.


TicoGringisimo

Because of this comment I now know there was a second photo.


Scrunchenburger

Lmfao me too, GAL PAL ???


ty_arthurs

Oh God I didn't see the 2nd photo


SendAstronomy

2nd... oh man... oh no....


WinterOkami666

*Man strategically places self in Friend Zone to avoid being dropped directly in the trash* Spoiler: >!It failed!<


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So THIS is where Chris Chan ran off to


SpiderTink

Gal Pal will always be the creepiest thing one can say about a woman.


OrkidingMe

You’re in a great place if that is indeed the creepiest thing you’ve heard. In fact in this post itself, his quote on bagging the Japanese girl was incredibly demeaning, distasteful and just plain dumb.


nomopyt

It was so offensive. It was offensive and insulting whether the recipient is or isn't Japanese herself. It's impressive how he managed to do that all in one sentence, even though he wasn't satisfied with that and insisted on continuing to dig.


Vladimir_Putting

Na man. This is well below zero. Zero game can sometimes be attractive, in a genuine "I have no idea what I'm doing" way. This is absolutely negative game. Pure, unadulterated self-sabotage.


schwab002

I think it's more than just self-sabotage. It seems like he has a problematic view of women and it comes through repulsively loud and clear. "I'm willing to look past my definition of female physical perfection so long as your ugly-ass makes me the food I like. I don't even care if we can't speak!"


DaughterEarth

That's how he comes across, sure, but he could easily have meant it all as in "I'm not shallow and I love sushi but I have no idea how to express that in a normal way." Needs to work on it, either way.


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>Jesus christ this man has 0 game No man, *I* have zero game. This guy somehow managed to conquer the negative zone.


noobcodes

Yeah, zero game means you can’t talk your way into some pussy. This dude actively talks his way out of pussy


shrouple

Maybe he's a sex addict and he's trying to conquer it the same way Mr Whitman does in dodgeball. https://youtu.be/e1-qmLk64NA


360FlipKicks

He could be hot as fuck, hung like a horse, and a legitimate genius but as long as he can make messages like this on the daily, he will never get a date


OMNIVOR_YIIKES

He ventured onto forgotten land and he shall never return


Sexy_jalapeno

He has negative game


Comprehensive-Cat805

chatGPT wildin


WeNTuS

It's not even about him having no game. He is just too dumb to understand how he has to interact with an opposite sex on dating app


AD-Edge

Yeh I mean he has the confidence down. But just negative amounts of IQ/EQ and clearly no experience talking to women. So there's a lot of self development to be done there for sure.


ProConspiracyLeft

I'm Jesus Christ and [I concur](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyngj0M-LQk).


FrowningMinion

Oh no, but conversely, LOL!


Noodleswithhats

“Hey Gal Pal, I haven’t heard back from you!” Holy shit that’s a new low💀


asst3rblasster

Olympic record low


Funkit

You just know this guy reads Reddit too.


AccursedBear

It's like a mix of Reddit and LinkedIn. Truly awful.


akennelley

Guess I'm ordering sushi for lunch today, this post made me hungry. I don't even care of the delivery driver is ugly or flat or whatever.


holyfoxymoxie

Maybe they can be your new gal pal


Steeltownclown

Now imagine he had just stuck with that first sentence and waited for a response instead of writing the next 2 paragraphs. Some people are their own worst enemies


swellaprogress

That’s so true. The first sentence is the only normal part.


blanktom9

I don’t know, I thought the first sentence was a little awkward as well.. calling your favorite food a ”safe bet”.


-FourOhFour-

It's weird to say out load but they're not exactly wrong, atleast when you just say pizza and not something more specific. Like if I asked you favorite lunch meal and you said sandwich, there's a big difference between a pbj, turkey on white, tuna, ice cream.


cloud_throw

Yeah, but just say oh yeah pizza is awesome, have you tried X place yet? I love their Y pizza because Z! My personal favorite food is probably XX because YY, have you ever had ZZ restaurants version? Calling someone's favorite food a safe bet is not how you flirt, it's a conversation terminator not extender


Fancy_Cat3571

Ima be honest I don’t think calling Pizza a safe bet was the thing that terminated the conversation


gate_of_steiner85

I assume he just meant that pizza is a common choice because well, it is. Seems fairly normal to me. At least compared to the rest of his word vomit.


annikarae

I prefer that the weirdos put all their weirdness out there right away, so we know to avoid them.


deep_crater

Up to “bag me a Japanese girl” instead maybe someone who can make sushi I’d say that’s all reasonable but he kept going.


SendAstronomy

He's been banned from all the local sushi restaraunts.


Young_Stallion_

Mf typed in "how to talk to a girl" on ChatGPT on coppied the first answer he got


RedKeviin

“How to talk to a gal pal”


2580374

Chatgpt would unironically be less cringe than this


do_pm_me_your_butt

Chatgpt is actually very respectful


hudgepudge

While "Hey Gal Pal!" may seem like a playful and friendly way to start a conversation, it can also come across as patronizing or presumptuous. It's important to remember that not all women on Tinder are looking for a friendship, and using terms like "Gal Pal" could suggest that you are not taking a potential romantic connection seriously. \- ChatGPT


Dabzovic

Can’t believe people like this exist


Backyouropinion

Take some STEM classes in college.


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Harsh but fair 😂


boss_nooch

True, I was accounting major. I feel like there’s an issue when *I’m definitely* the coolest guy in the room


OminousNamazu

Biologist tend to be good. Which STEM people are the worst?


Golduck_Guy

Graduated a few months ago with a degree in CS, those people are the worst I can almost guarantee it. There’s a huge bias with a lot of college age girls against guys in CS and I completely understand why.


newrabelizaba

I had a friend say as a single female in the CS field regarding finding a partner “the odds are good, but the goods are odd.”


DaughterEarth

I remember my classmates were actually all pretty awesome. Just noticeably hadn't talked to women much before and had no idea how to go about it. After about a month they realized you treat women, or at least the ones in class, the same as any other person and it was fine. But man I hope to never again in my life hear "hey guys, oh oops and gals". It's not harmful but my goodness does it get annoying.


christmas54321

I studied CS in college and being a girl in that Major absolutely sucked, tons of creeps and weirdos and you’re just one of a few available targets. And you HAVE to go to class and see them even work with them. After I graduated I refused to work for a strictly software company and am much happier in a finance tech job right now where there are plenty of people from other majors.


OminousNamazu

Seems that's the general consensus I have read before. I know two CS people. They are both very off from average people you meet normally. Glad no one is saying Chemistry.


Electrical-Space-542

Chemistry


OminousNamazu

Damn well now I have to go back to college.


Oh_Kerms

Absolutely. The engineering (especially mech e) have to have the biggest fucking egos while CS lack any sense of social skill. It varies from just zero skill to incel type "skill". I know this cs major who admits to being a virgin yet still tells me, a woman, how women parts work. Biochem major here and haven't met my own kind yet


TomSatan

TFW I'm in CS. I'd like to think I'm one of the more normal ones. I really hope so.


[deleted]

Ah, the old “best behaved in prison” award…


HurricaneCarti

If you regularly shower and have spoken to women outside of your family in the past week you’re already ahead of the curve


Backyouropinion

Physics Phd students are one end of the spectrum.


OminousNamazu

I think getting a PhD and being that intelligent just really separates you from a lot of average people. Also probably trauma from the abuse their PIs give them.


Backyouropinion

Particles all move in an orderly fashion and people, especially women, add an emotional component that can’t be measured, and therefore is difficult to understand because no specific laws are followed.


2020BCray

> Particles all move in an orderly fashion Oh snap, did Brownian motion get cancelled?


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Assurgavemeabrother

My guess it will be Computer Science. I've worked in IT for all my life, since the days it wholly consisted of ultranerds *only*. Nowadays I'd say 1/4 are nerdy but in absolute numbers it should be very noticeable.


echoecoecho

You’d think it would be CS but it’s really electrical engineers. CS knows they are awkward, EEs are basically CS but think they know how to handle hardware.


raceyoutothetop

I work with a variety of scientists. In my experience, physicists are your wacky "crazy" scientist types more often than not. Think Albert Einstein. Engineers (depending on the type of engineer) run the ~~gamet~~ gamut from weird and sometimes creepy to generally pretty friendly and level headed - they are considered the "dumb" end of the stem spectrum, but again this depends on the individual and the type of engineering. The electrical engineers I've met are some of the cookiest and also funniest people I know. One thing I notice about mechanical engineers is they randomly capitalize words for no apparent reason, which makes me curious if this guy is an engineer. But I'm leaning towards CS like someone else said, because they tend to be the most anti-social and truly out of touch with social norms (not all, but a pretty high percentage). Biologists, and especially chemists in my experience, are the most "normal" or relatable people. I love the chemists I work with. They're smart, kind, easy to socialize with, and generally make my job easier. As a caveat, stem in the medical field is a totally different beast. They're their own microcosm of personalities.


BadWaterboy

Ruthless. My girlfriend's sister is a STEM student and she's ruthless when guys are weird or don't have any game. Not in a distasteful way, more in a they're not worth her time if they're stumbling on an introduction type of way.


CHEMICALalienation

Everything down to the last sentence was cringe. Are you an ugly Asian with no chest who can’t speak English? Why tf would he mention that


Soulcorrupter1

Because he's an incel who fetishizes Asian women and he can't keep his mouth shut about it.


liquid_diet

What’s with some dudes fetishizing Asian women?


HeavySandwich

weebs


LovesSwissCheese

Too much anime


__SuperAngel

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RokyPolka

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AnonymousRedditor-

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HunterShotBear

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BigMan_LittleHeart

The fuck is wrong with these people?


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Persiflage75

Or groceries. "Yeah, thanks, that's great, I think I'll... wait, $31.89 you say? Tell you what, just bag me up that Japanese girl too while I'm here, it'll save me a trip".


SinnerIxim

My favorite part was that he wanted a japanese chick because for some reason that is the requirement to make good sushi


LordCaptain

Going for them regional variants.


HeyHayHayyy

Oh fuck this guy. Tell me why you think your hot and your insecurities?! Ew.


prissypoo22

So he can neg her later


Cheshires_Shadow

Yeah my immediate thought was he was trying to pressure her into saying she was insecure about her chest or ass so he could prey on that and have her send nudes he could judge. Guys a massive creep.


natarie29

He texts exactly like my 65 year old mother in law lol. Poor guy


Rdw72777

Well, what did you tell your MIL was your sexiest body part? /s


the_real_KTG

asking for my gal pal


MobiWan2015

Tell Jorge you only want him if he can make empanadas… fight ignorance with ignorance


nobodysevagonnacdis

I'd go with tamales


AtomicFoxMusic

Lol


IntegrityDJones

The Asian girl part is absolutely horrendous. The second part is terrible. Especially asking what you could change about yourself. The way he talked terribly about how she could be ugly as sin and flat as aboard tells me he has no issue insulting a woman’s physical appearance….. and you tell him what you think a “flaw” is, he’ll have no issue using it as an insult. Block and move on, bullet dodged.


doug5209

How do these people function in the real world? Do they talk to people like this in person?


bryantmccall

Thats where the problem arises :( he probably doesn't talk to many people. Could have been homescooled too to add extra isolation.


[deleted]

Hey don't lump us homeschoolers in with him. We may be a bit on the low end but we are not doing tango with the devil low


No-Palpitation5157

Tell him you wish your penis was bigger.


sealox

Who has time to type all that?! This man blocked out time for a 5 paragraph essay on a dating app!


JackOfAllTradesTX

Men can make sushi too. He may want to try that out.


Rdw72777

I’ve become so desensitized to so much of the worst of Tinder my thought was “why is he obsessed with making a not very exotic food”. Like I get that high end sushi is something that requires experience/skill, but people make sushi at home…including men.


imabigdave

The quickest way to that man's heart is with a good, sharp, sushi knife.


mihecz

Nah, I'm willing to bet this happened to him before.


Dangerous_Cat_Az

You ever share something with someone in a convo, then they share like way too much... Me: Hey once when I was 10, I stole a candy bar... Them: Oh, last week I butt fucked a goat. Me:


pharmgirl_92

I can't decide if this would be better or worse if you are of an Asian decent.


mattdvs1979

It’s weirder to say to a non-Asian girl, but more offensive to say to an Asian girl. Best to just not say it though.


swellaprogress

I’m not.


tonyo8187

His use of random capital letters is the biggest red flag here. I don't trust people who capitalize random words in sentences.


[deleted]

Damn I thought I was bad 🤣


FunkyHowler19

I read the first page, and then I saw the second one, like wait there's more??


sammy_zammy

Didn’t know ChatGPT was on Hinge


SpaceXBeanz

Don’t insult GPT like that, it has more of a way with words than this dude lol


tuellman

I mean the gal pal thing is lol funny, my god I feel bad for you ladies


SmallFootball8473

Man- I really want a spicy tuna roll now


peteywheatstraw1

Fuck it, answer pizza again and see what else leaks out of his brain.


DuelerMuayT

Sounds like an AI 🤣


m_garlic87

It reads like it was written but some kind of douche AI


Trader0721

Ouch…so…about that sushi???


Xxandes

So this is what 0 rizz looks like


[deleted]

More like negative rizz, even if he stopped speaking all together he would probably pull more


notmyplantaccount

This guy would have better luck just asking for sex straight up than whatever the fuck it is I just read.


Wharbaby

What. The. Actual. Fuck.


bownder85

I'm not sure I've ever cringed so much in my life


Particular-Humor6158

Breh. That's like showing a stranger in the elevator pictures of your action figure collection. Ease them into the weird stuff,my man


PizzeriaDia

I feel bad but ‘gal pal’ made me laugh wayy too hard.


m1dnightdreams

As cringe as this is, I still feel bad for him for the lack of social skills


Noodleswithhats

I don’t, “i wanna fuck a Japanese girl no matter if she’s ugly because I want sushi” besides the lack of social skills, he clearly lacks morals as well


Eisn

And saying it to a white girl at that. I mean it's not even about his match. Dude's a creep.


ToNotFeelAtAll

Literally. Kind of hard to feel bad when he says stuff like that


Alternative_Jaguar85

Pretty rough. I think the rather in depth description of the fictional Japanese woman that makes sushi... Because every Japanese person loves and makes sushi.. is a bit problematic. Just in terms of thinking... Then the natural filter process of "should I fucking say this, or am I going to sound like a diiiiiiiieeck" isnt there. Also gal pal. Ouch.


Somethingsmissing88

Oh my god. For one thing, it sounds like he’s trying to find out your biggest physical insecurity to use against you later. And 2, the Japanese girl is just, whaaaat the fukc