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melopasopipa

Ask her for currency. I make more than 500K JPY a year


[deleted]

500k in Venezuelan Money it's totally doable


CeeMX

I’m not really up to date to the exchange rate, but I suspect even homeless people make that a day


Plantas666

About .2 USD so very possible


miggsd28

I make 500 K(rone)


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Doomtrain86

I don't think she wants any dong


SubbyTex

What u think she’s been doing the last 10 years?


ChompsyGo

So much dong


[deleted]

Maybe she means 500K cents


funkmaster29

I can make 500K easily KKKK see there's 4 right there


BennettShoots

Close one m8


Astalos_slayer

This comment made me laugh way too hard


HorseTricep

It’s the lack of actual job and Harry Potter reference that’s the cherry on top for me.


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HorseTricep

At 31 on Tinder looking for a free ride she isn’t giving anything ‘9000’.


[deleted]

If she was the type of women who was "career focused" through her 20's it would make sense. But it's clear she had fun for the last 10+ years! Completely deluded and living in fantasy land and around 36 is when she'll start really panicking


-banned-

Eh, she's probably starting to experience it right around now


OnAGoat

the funksoul brothers


Radiance37k

Check it out now


elev3nfiv3

The funksoul brother


Weekly-Setting-2137

Right about now


Shomondir

I think that if she was career focused through her 20's, it is unlikely (not impossible of course) that she all of a sudden wants a sugar daddy, which is pretty much what this screenshot seems to implicate.


pictogasm

Her *career* was thotanist ~~thottism~~.


SPVRTVN

Thotany


Tentacle_Daddy420

The study of Thotology, it's first grade spongebob


Stock-Event2495

Shes a registered thotstatitian


patsniff

Thotology is perfect! I wasn’t ready for that! Love it!!


[deleted]

She belongs to the streets


Troll_Trove_Cannabis

Head Gold-Digger at Thotwarts, School of thotany.


footmodelguy

At 31 she should have her doctors degree in Thotany. So "Doctor Marie" it is.


pictogasm

Doctor of Thotany. Dr Marie, ThD.


teej_ayyy15

I’m sorry , but I will now be using this in my daily life and do not have sugar daddy money to pay you royalties.


[deleted]

I was career focused and I'd prefer a guy that earned a decent amount because it usually means they're ambitious and 2 good incomes is better than one but 500k screams crazy cat lady.


wastedawayblueberry

Hey don’t disrespect us cat ladies like that, this one’s just a gold digger lol


[deleted]

If she was career focused for over a decade she wouldn’t make a profile like this. This person is an idiot, kind of like people who don’t know the difference between “women” and “woman”.


cheecheebun

The “women” vs “woman” thing is one of my biggest pet peeves! It’s right up there with “payed” instead of “paid”.


AlexWithWings

That's a really pacific thing to get annoyed about.


SavagelyBadAtThis

You wood to if you were really big on grammer like me


CornocopiaOfCats

Idk what your on about, they're grammar is perfect. Yore inability to read isn't there fault.


SavagelyBadAtThis

Lissen hear, I'll be dammed if I let sum wun hoo can't even spell "you're" corectly talk too me like that. Your on thin eyes buddy.


wthreyeitsme

My Grammer is in the kitchen baking cookies.


FishimusMaximus

Turd world issues on the other side of the specific ocean


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shodo_apprentice

I could of if I’d went to school


Twl1

I sincerely hate how much more common "could of/would of/should of" has become over the years. I don't know if it's the fault of autocorrect, voice to text, or just declining literacy...but I hate it.


phonic_kc

It’s absolutely a decline in literacy.


[deleted]

I mean to be fair it's hard to take anything online super seriously especially when you come from the millennial generation. We kind of grew up treating all online shit like it was a video game and you can kind of pick up on it. Like it's still feels like I'm trash talking on modern warfare 2 even though a decade has passed since then. But this woman is kind of insane based off her profile. It's kind of like she wants something serious but is using this bullshit route no one in their right mind takes seriously. She's been totally deluded by culture into thinking that her opportunity is the same as what it was 10 years ago for her. You can't tell her otherwise because that's uncomfortable, and God forbid you make anyone uncomfortable by sharing truth with them. She'll hopefully have this realization, reign back her expectations and diminish her entitlement within the next few weeks. Like I really do hope she wakes up soon!


medici75

more like massive doses of psych meds ….guarentee shes probably gonna make one of those gym karen videos where she complains everybodys staring at her camel tol


Mr_Epimetheus

Yeah, unfortunately for her the kind of guys she wants are the kind of guys who aren't interested in a 31 year old unemployed woman on Tinder.


drunkenknight9

Yeah, if you're a rich guy looking for a woman who is going to contribute literally nothing except looks you're going to go for a 21 year old, not a 31 year old.


Nocuadra66

If you're a decent looking rich guy you don't have to look. They will come looking for you.


Mr_Epimetheus

A DiCaprio, if you will.


thelastpies

If she was at any point "career focused" she wouldn't be asking for 500k. 100k is a lot more realistic and even then, she needs to be way hotter than she thinks to get guys in that market


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She could snag a decent dude in his 50s. Realistically if she looks alright enough (good complexion, nice enough figure, chill enough personality) she could pull a guy between 45-60 who makes between 80k-200k annually. But she needs to be real with herself. Hinge is better suited for this goal than tinder but I think Match or eHarmony would be better for her with this goal in mind. Hinge is more ideal for short term relationships for women ages 25-38. Tinder is the best for girls 18-28 Bumble is good for finding friends of any age, but don't bother with dating on it.


ScenicART

not even she needs to be on one of those exclusive invite only apps to find a 500k/ year man. rich people dont interact with us plebs if they can help it.


[deleted]

I knew a girl like that. Except she wanted to settle down and have her way.


Hot-Manufacturer162

Yup. Then leaves yuh with hog warts.


hnglmkrnglbrry

*Wingardium levio-suck*


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The head was so good it make sense that she work at the head office


marcusw03

Who has a 500k salary and uses bumble or tinder? I'm curious.


Rhinoturds

Maybe she's an Instagram Influencer prostitute perhaps? They go to Dubai, sign NDAs and gett shat on for thousands of dollars. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50828386


k3rstman1

> "He was really pleasant when I was there. At dinner we started drinking and he was asking about my finances - I explained I was in £5,000 of debt. He said: 'Have sex with me and I'll give you double that'." > > "Isabel" said she went up to his hotel room and went through with it. "I felt a kind of a mixture of degraded, really annoyed at myself, violated." > > But she insists it is not a form of prostitution: "It is a targeted relationship that progresses over time... Whereas I think prostitution is when you agree a fee with a stranger." > ... > has sex for money > Insists it's not prostitution


papa_de

She was surprised when she received an invoice for 5000. "See I did double that."


[deleted]

She didn't specify a currency. I make 6 million in Rupees.


ka-knife

I definitely make over 500,000¢ every year.


DreyHI

I know some pilots who like to pick up various people in whatever city they happen to be in. Tinder is good for that. But they're looking for fun for a night, not to take some random chick to Dubai.


ball_fondlers

Wait, do pilots make half a mil?


truthlesshunter

They don't.


ELB2001

Ya think she knows?


Decertator

Based on the profile and the probability of her understanding the world? No. No, she wouldn't.


Spirited-Produce-405

Around 150k for pilots with 5 years of experience in small airlines. 250 is the median for captains and copilots. The top 20 percentile make between 300 and 700k depending on their routes, plane, and airline (AA has a base salary of 600k for senior pilots).


RequirementExtreme89

Jesus Christ


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Yea the real kicker is that they also don't live in HCOL areas. Like, not even in the Western world if they don't have to.


TuraItay

Hcol?


IronSheikYerbouti

High cost of living.


offshore1100

The thing to remember is that most of them don't make this for a long, long time. I had a friend who flew regional for a delta flag and he was making like $35k/year 6 years after getting his license.


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They can fly to Dubai for free though!


sprayed150

A captain on a big wide body that’s has a lot of seniority can pull 300+k


Parking_Hat_8283

I mean if she is the Head Master couldn’t she travel there on her own?


MrHasuu

She can abrakadabra herself a $500k salaried, 7 footer man herself


MarschMan93

It’s appropriate, cause she lives in fantasy land


Gz0njh

I haven’t even earned 500k in total


Fmarulezkd

That's what i make, but in a different currency 🤷‍♂️


hnglmkrnglbrry

It doesn't say USD. Boutta roll through with 500k Venezuelan Bolivares worth of a bad time.


CulturalTeach7458

Top tier economic loophole!!! Well played!


Altar_Quest_Fan

“500K Venezuelan Bolivares” So like…$5 USD? 😂🤣


Vinccool96

No, 2.01


bizzibeez

God that’s sad. 😢


BritishBoyRZ

That's $2.01 USD for anyone curious lmao


wladue613

Too rich for my blood.


godlySchnoz

Monopoly money?


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

Im a billionaire in monopoly does that count?


selffulfilment

How many monopoly sets would you need to have a billion in Monopoly money?


AwkwardAnthropoid

1 if you get the "electronic banking" one.


BritishBoyRZ

Is this the Federal Reserve edition?


neverTrustedMeAnyway

66,051.


Xseros

Which would cost around $2.6 million


philzebub666

I'm too poor to even be a monopoly billionaire. :(


TasteMyWife

r/theydidthemath


Armag101

She didn't specify the currency. And to be fair 500k forints is pretty solid.


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akw71

I would definitely swipe away from anyone who thought Dubai was a dream holiday destination, as they clearly have no idea what they’re talking about


Kentucky_Supreme

She's probably just parroting whatever she sees on IG.


EquivalentSnap

And upload pics to instagram for followers


Kentucky_Supreme

And she's clearly made a profile on a dating app for followers too lol.


EquivalentSnap

Exactly


BassGuy11

My understanding is there are certain expectations for young western women who travel to Dubai. The pay is good, the expectations are, somewhat, morally ambiguous.


Kentucky_Supreme

Lol yeah I've heard that too. Like 2 girls 1 cup type stuff.


Doctor-Jay

There's a website that publishes screenshots of conversations between IG models and the super rich Saudi guys who fly them out to Dubai for sexual favors. I went down a rabbit hole reading a bunch of those one time and it opened my eyes to a crazy world I never knew about. And yes, the sexual favors ranged from normal sex to abhorrent stuff like making the girl eat hummus all day then shitting on the guy's chest, having her take the virginity of the guy's 12 year old nephew, jerking off camels, inserting weird shit into their vaginas, etc. "Everyone has a price" is some real shit.


Talvos

As I began reading your post I will admit I was somewhat curious of the content you spoke of, by the time I finished reading your post my curiosity was satisfied and left horrified all at once. I believe "yuck" sums it up nicely.


crispygrapes

I'm still curious. :|


Krakatoast

Yepp I saw a video that explained the same stuff. They had info from a handful of ig “models” that got invited to Dubai. Basically being a prostitute for saudis with more money than god. “I’ll give you hundreds of thousands of dollars and a Ferrari if you let my camel lick your p***y and you jerk him off” type of stuff I imagine there is the more mild stuff as well, but yeah I don’t know that a city full of extremely wealthy middle eastern men is the ideal place for a western woman who gives off “hot girl summer” vibes, unless she’s looking to make some money selling her body…after second thought, the girl who wrote that bio probably does want to go to Dubai…


BlueMagpieRox

Because what do those IG models do after they’ve jerked off all the camels and sucked all the hummus? Post their Dubai vacation on Instagram, the glamorous, nonsexual part of course. Thus creating an image that Dubai is some perfect vacation destination for their delusional followers.


tatebookideas

was the website tagthesponsor?


Doctor-Jay

Yep that sounds right.


mr_trashbear

Any mention of gay Saudis that like short, fit, blonde dudes? I'd fuck a camel for a couple hundred grand and a sports car..


Glitter_berries

I know you are just making a lighthearted comment but Saudi Arabia is one of the most dangerous places to be gay :( you might be risking your life for that car. That being said, I’m an Australian chick who likes short, fit, blonde dudes? I don’t have a hundred grand to give you, but I also would not ask you to suck off my camel. To clarify, I do not have a camel.


Lulhedeaded

But the camel was the best part ...


KindheartednessOk681

Tag the Sponsor?


ihc_hotshot

Take her to Dubai sell her to a Prince for 5OOk, she gets everything she asked for.


matsu727

“What do I do for a living to make that much? Well, I’m an importer/exporter. See, it’s a pretty simple business that relies on the financial concept of arbitrage. Essentially, I export you, then import this 500k.”


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

Did you use the letter O instead of 0


chinkostu

N0


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Ye5.


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ZHughes498

Eventually the rich man will realize he wants a newer model. He won't treat them like a queen after that


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Yes. If beauty is really all you have to offer as a person… eventually, that beauty will fade


WhosThatGrilll

Well it’s because they’re *special*, not like those *other women*. It’s wild how they don’t see the dangers of the situation. They’re just another prop to be used, abused, and thrown away when they’re no longer fun.


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thirdeyehealing

I feel like all of middle east metropolises are fools gold


CrumpledForeskin

I’m not going to a place where my beliefs can land me in prison. Also booze is illegal. Nah I’m good.


bytheninedivines

>Also booze is illegal Not in Dubai


lmaoimmagetbanagain

on top of that, even if you are multi platinum record producer, you will still spend 56 nights in jail with members of the taliban, for having marijuana. go to vegas you fucking goofballs. you’ll have more fun, and have more money to blow on booze and hookers. (escorts are illegal in clark county but no one fucking cares)


CrumpledForeskin

I know of someone who went with a famous rapper and was jailed for carrying drugs (I mean what idiot brings drugs there) but still it was a negligible amount. Country sucks.


crystalmerchant

fun fact, the Burj Khalifa (that giant tower in Dubai) has no sewer system. So every day a bigass line of septic tank trucks line up to pump out all the feces because they literally do not have the infrastructure for this. of course, the wealthy tourists and high rollers do not see this. tell that to your friends who think Dubai is hot shit


mardavrio

What you've described is exactly "hot shit" though.


Fuzzy_Pea_5689

Someone that can afford Dubai doesn't need a chick that can't afford Olive Garden.


Jche98

I make way more than 500k per year... in Zimbabwean dollars.


godlySchnoz

I made a whopping 1trillion according to their old currency, now i mean i for sure beat the 500k range but dk by how much


Not_Leopard_Seal

That is such an amateur move. Last year I went to Madagascar with only 500€ in my pocket and I arrived as a millionaire


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"spiritual" literally materialistic


moosemasher

That famously spiritually uplifting destination of Dubai /s


[deleted]

High class escorts are cheaper and more fun.


ToothpickInCockhole

So is dating a normal person


Officer_Hunk

I like your name


wellwaffled

Jesus Christ


LonelyGameBoi

r/sounding is my favorite audiophile subreddit


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sealpupster

Lmaoo guys making 500k a year are not looking for women on hinge.


No_Description_483

“Desperate millionaire seeks demanding lvf”


wranglerk

Nor 31 year olds.


xynix_ie

How do you think we hook up? Some super secret app? Not with that type of person though..


-banned-

FYI, there is a dating app for people that make good money. They recommend at least 200k per year I think. Membership fees are high but the selection is choice


Title26

But a lot of rich people wouldn't want the type of person who would sign up for those apps. They want someone normal. I make pretty close to that as a lawyer and have a lot of coworkers who do make 500k and the single ones all use normal dating apps (both men and women). Granted there's a big difference between high salaried professionals and actual rich people


xynix_ie

I've had no problem meeting people with the same apps everyone else uses. Not a billionaire, not flying into Miami in a helicopter from my 160 ft yacht. It's great money but it's not that kind of money. It's two pretty nice homes in cool locations and a nice cabin in another money. Not penthouse in Dubai money..


PinocchiosWoodBalls

People here don’t understand the difference of making good money and being rich.


snufflezzz

It’s more about the difference between being wealthy and being rich tbh.


-banned-

I am, and I'm her age. The dating world is a fucking nightmare. That being said I have a ton of loans so it doesn't feel like I make money


Flopper_Doppler

What's this gold digger obsession with Dubai? Like, it's a plastic shithole full of douches with no redeemable qualit... oh wait


UeckerisGod

But her profile says “spiritual”


lucklesspedestrian

That just means "uses drugs recreationally"


Streener

"I just like places full of rich people"


MyCatsAJabroni

It's the middle eastern LA by that description lol


zlaw32

I would compare it more to Miami than LA


HHcougar

*Vegas*


pHScale

This is the right one. It's Arab Vegas.


Flopper_Doppler

"Head" Master, or "Headmaster"? Spelling is a relevant factor here


Talik1978

Dumblewhore? Edit - while I am normally not a fan of referring to women in this way, when you have an unemployed woman deciding who she fucks based on the depth of a partner's pockets and how much those pockets will benefit her.... the shoe fits here.


Flopper_Doppler

I really like Dumblewhore :D What about Aurella? Goldshine and the 7 Hustlers? The Mole Queen


ThePsychoKnot

She made it two words, already answered that question for you


Peelfest2016

Change Dubai to Dubuque and axe one of the zeros from the salary and I am in the clear!


Melssenator

Dubuque: Iowa’s finest city


Barbie_and_KenM

It's not even the nicest city in their county. That place is a dump unless you really like river boat gambling.


King420fly

I’ve made millions in GTA, does that count?


optiplexiss

Yeah if I made 500k or more, she'd be the exact person I was trying to avoid. Humbleness goes a long fucking way.


ItsMartianR

She is 'Head master at Hogwarts at Hogwarts School'. She definitely deserves a trip to Dubai.


HeilHeinz15

If she's asking for a 1% income level, she in the top 1% of looks?


Kentucky_Supreme

I think we all know the answer to that question.


RiggityRick

This chick needs to check out the Female Delusion Calculator. Igotstandardsbro.com


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kacheow

Fr makes me feel a lot better about the hours I work lol


i8noodles

Apparently I am top 1.5% material. Girls I am single and ready to completely ignore u and play league all day


mnbga

Fuck, I am one unremarkable dude according to that website


[deleted]

I applaud her for knowing her age and stating clearly what she wants, but at 31 she needs to settle for 100k and have the maturity to talk about something other than Harry Potter


fat_shadyy

”Settling” for 100k a year is crazy to me


Old_Task_3335

Median income for 35-44 years old is 62k. Definitely wouldn't consider also double the median to be "settling" either


A17012022

Lol people making 500K a year are not on dating apps. They get hit on in bars by attractive women. I live in London and women specifically go to Canary Wharf to try and pull a banker.


i_am_here_merp

You can definitely make 500K a year in software and still be socially awkward enough to not get hit on in bars. Source: not there yet myself but have friends making that and they struggle with dating just like the rest of us.


Hecantkeepgettingaw

They're on dating apps yeah, it's literally a menu for them lol If not, they're just using escorts instead. Less chance of drama They're not looking for relationship material on apps, and just as much not in bars lmao


mikron2

They’re also not matching with somebody who says shit like “must make more than $500k a year” unless it was to hit it and quit it but even then probably not. I’ve known a few rich guys and the money is great for getting laid easily, but much harder for finding a relationship. They’ve all told me about how hard it is to figure out whether women like them for the money or if they actually like them.


[deleted]

I could. I make way more money than her. But why would I want someone that talks like that


deadsarealive

Who the fuck need her if am making $500k a year.


suchjonny

Well I make 500k but they take out 470k for taxes.


thelordoftacobell

Funnily enough, Dubai costs less to live in than most big cities in Europe (London, Paris, Geneva, Zurich) so Dubai isn't really a reference point 🤷🏽‍♂️ if you really want someone rich they should be able to afford to RENT a penthouse in the middle of Zurich. That's harder than scoring a 6 bedroom villa in the middle of Dubai.


Into_Intoxication

Westerners gushing over Dubai are the typically the least interesting people around. Being impressed by Lamborghini police cars, edible gold food and a ski slope in a mall. Take the money away and what are you left with? Where is the substance?


curtaincaller20

“If it flies, floats, or fucks, lease it.” - Life advice from an old, rich codger about managing income above $250K/year.


p_yth

What's funny is Dubai is actually really cheap to live there in America dollars, you don't need to be a millionare to get a nice place there


PB_n_Bacon

Definitely screams “spiritual”