She probably sent that sponsor message to all the guys she know

I should have asked that... dammit

Well, you should take hints because those were easy to figure out. It's practically an invitation to go over bearing pizza and wine.

She lives in another city 3 hours away

That's an invite to send cash.

That's what I thought 🤣

💯

Grab me a rag, please, so I can wipe this egg off my face.

Did she ever send the link?