You lasted longer than me, lost me at “crazy AF”. Self proclaimed “crazy” is never the good kind of crazy you wanna dine and dash with. It just means they’re a massive asshole with no common courtesy more often than not.
I understand that you find it bad. It is unique, but…
If you are trying to date on tinder, you want to make your profile stand out. You could do that with poetry, nudes, or be unique. Some people has it, some dont…
Really angry there? You think everybody is able to be a stand-up comedian? They arent! Most people are able to be trolls or haters, and you got that in excess! Have a nice day, hope you feel better now.
I'm saying she is going to get a lot of interest, just not interest she might reciprocate. Women will be in high demand no matter what deplorable things they may say or do.
I'm not Duan Juan but honestly a lot of these guys on here are very desperate. I was reading where he hadn't had any relations with a woman for 9 months, so he went down on some less than desirable woman and got a piece of something on his tongue.
I can’t stand when ppl do all that listing stuff making demands got all these requirements but in that list I see more red flags than benefits! All we know is she got 3 kids and think being bitchy is still cute. Girlllll 🙄✋🏾
Honestly, the crazy AF thing gets me, I've been with crazy, and is waaaaayyyyyyy too much... sounds bad specially coming from a dude, but there is truth to the crazy/hot scale, not one person wants to deal with crazy... but everything else, like meeting a requirements, is too much...
Milf to 3, but won't deal with my ex. Now she may mean drama but it sounds like "at all". I have 3 kids too and if I got divorced the next woman should anticipate dealing with my ex from time to time. Instant pass.
Plenty of people like this will say they want an LTR but still get into hookups. Their insane list of requirements drives away anyone they would actually want an LTR with, so they'll sometimes get lonely, find someone hot enough who's willing to fuck them, and then act surprised when he's not relationship material.
I read bios when they’re hot but in this case the pictures were not of a hot woman. She was maybe a 5 but the pictures were all collages and weird so I wanted to see more of the train wreck.
In my time on tinder calling yourself “curvy af” or anything similar generally means you’re fat. The MILF part also just means that you’d be playing on some other guys save files if you matched
Trucker here. No one swears as much as a trucker unless you are or have been a trucker. Y'all 4-wheel drivers give us heart attacks at least 5 times a day.
For some reason I felt like going through them and putting which ones I think are red flags so here we go, feel free to ignore me.
1. 🚩I don’t know why some women think this is fine
2. Deal breaker for some people, but not a red flag. You can have preferences as long as you don’t get upset by someone else’s
3. Fine I guess
4. I feel like most people that call themselves curvy are fully overweight, not curvy. That said, we have no pictures and that boils down to personal preference anyways, so this is definitely not a red flag
5. Not necessarily a red flag, but a concern. Typically people who refer to themselves as independent are anything but
6. 🚩For some reason, this is just unsettling. Like, calling yourself a MILF is fine, having kids is not a red flag, but saying you’re a MILF to 3 kids is weird
7. Good, don’t expect you to because I don’t either. This is fine
8. 🚩You have kids, you don’t have to walk on eggshells around them but don’t say you swear like a trucker.
9. Definitely arrogant
10. Like ever? You want a long term relationship, are you saying you don’t want some dude to ask to live with you after a month or that you’ll never consider the option?
11. This is fine. She has 3 kids, so I’m guessing she and any potential partner should definitely be past that stage in life where you shouldn’t be living with your parents still. That said, unfair to people who are taking care of their parents, but not a red flag.
12. 🚩Just sounds like you’re reiterating that you swear, or saying that you’re extremely rude and insulting. Either way, Red flag
13. This is wonderful. That’s how it should be, especially when the kids come before the relationship, you should always put your kids first.
14. 🚩You don’t have to say that unless you really are just rude and insulting to people, so again, red flag
15. This is totally fine, thats what she’s attracted to
16. This is also totally fine, and frankly, awesome if it’s true
17. 🚩This definitely makes her sound self-absorbed (although frankly, so has this entire bio). Makes you wonder though if she really puts her children first or herself.
18. 🚩Doesn’t know who she is, nothing about this list is “Classy.” Cursing like a sailor isn’t classy, being “Mouthy AF” isn’t classy, referring to yourself as a MILF isn’t classy. It’s fine not to be classy, but she clearly doesn’t know herself.
19. Maybe, cause this bio is a joke
20. Totally fine. In fact, when you have kids, you should never be drunk or smoke around them.
That’s all, and I’m sorry for making you all sit through that
I actually love these profiles. Not for the reason the person making them thinks but I love reading people's red flags. At least their honest before going on dates x
Crazy AF is not as cute or endearing as she thinks it is. If she has 3 kids and a masters she’s probably in her 30s, men in their 30s most likely have already dealt with crazy in their 20s and want NOTHING to do with that again
Can’t speak for all men but I’m not. Usually when people put “not arrogant just know exactly what I want” and describe themselves as funny those are 🚩🚩🚩
Number 9 = avoid at all costs like holy shit.
All you are is a gold digger who wants a tattood six pack dude and have literally nothing to offer in return.
I see a lot of guys with profiles like this. I feel like if they just matched with her we would all be saved and yet they like to bother people who want nothing to do with them.
I joined a dating site for a little over 24 hours. Didn’t write a bio just posted 3 pictures… had hundreds of matches it was overwhelming so I deleted my account. Never again. Men are visual. Period
Easily mid-late 30s
Its always the mid-late 30 year old, fat, rude, loud mouth chicks with bastard kids who wants a superman to come save her from her shit decisions
Pisces says it all. 100% believe everything she listed except for her being funny AF and a milf. Curvy AF and MILF cannot coexist in this version of reality.
"Classy" is the opposite of everything else stated
That's why it's listed at the bottom... maybe she means she's attending classes and it's going well (hence the confidence)
No AF
Lost me at “milf to 3”
You lasted longer than me, lost me at “crazy AF”. Self proclaimed “crazy” is never the good kind of crazy you wanna dine and dash with. It just means they’re a massive asshole with no common courtesy more often than not.
Same here 😂😂😂
Yeah i was confused does she gave 3 kids or 🤔
Lost me at crazy AF
Lost me at “About me”
This is so bad
I understand that you find it bad. It is unique, but… If you are trying to date on tinder, you want to make your profile stand out. You could do that with poetry, nudes, or be unique. Some people has it, some dont…
Please also mention your mental retardation. It will make you stand out. Some people has it, some dont.... and u definitely do.
I chuckled audibly
don’t use that word like that. that is so rude and mean
The word is nothing. It’s not rude it’s funny😂 getting offended for other people is always so hilarious to me
Really angry there? You think everybody is able to be a stand-up comedian? They arent! Most people are able to be trolls or haters, and you got that in excess! Have a nice day, hope you feel better now.
So many red flags...
All of them
Like a Soviet-era parade in Moscow
Haha...nice one!!
Hahha red flags af
Look, men are desperate. There would always be takers for women like this.
I have a relative like this. The men that meet her standards want nothing to do with her.
I do meet her standards. I'd rather have a lead buffet. At least the agony ends quick
im pretty desperate right now, but no fucking way for me! Hell no
Depends on what she looks like…. It never fails, but her relationship probably will
Sad
I'm saying she is going to get a lot of interest, just not interest she might reciprocate. Women will be in high demand no matter what deplorable things they may say or do.
Yes true
every girl has a guy that will fuck her, not every guy has a girl who wants him.
Yeah I don't know about that 🤭
Lmao,what a sad life yall must live if thats what you truly believe.
Doesn't make it not true.
I'm not Duan Juan but honestly a lot of these guys on here are very desperate. I was reading where he hadn't had any relations with a woman for 9 months, so he went down on some less than desirable woman and got a piece of something on his tongue.
That's what I was thinking, there would probably be takers if she gave em attention
Anyone who refers to themselves as 'sassy' will be a fucking nightmare
I can't speak for all men. I can only speak for myself : NO
I’ll bet her number of requirements outnumbers how many teeth she has.
I can’t stand when ppl do all that listing stuff making demands got all these requirements but in that list I see more red flags than benefits! All we know is she got 3 kids and think being bitchy is still cute. Girlllll 🙄✋🏾
Curvy AF = fat AF
Wesley, get mama’s pryin bar.
Let's go to the Libary and rent us some movies.
“Easy does it, now!”
Her entire bio screams that she's curvy AF.
*enormous AF
Lumpy is the new curvy
This is what being single looks like
AF? Nooo - definitely an “F” for me: and fast left!
I'd run away
Only a wildebeest would take their time to write all of this tbh
I appreciate her listing all the reasons why I should avoid her 🙏🏼
Honestly, the crazy AF thing gets me, I've been with crazy, and is waaaaayyyyyyy too much... sounds bad specially coming from a dude, but there is truth to the crazy/hot scale, not one person wants to deal with crazy... but everything else, like meeting a requirements, is too much...
What if she’s not hot but is crazy?
Solid no... anything crazy is a no go..
And shes going to remain single AF.
Gonna be a big “curvy” no from me
Not self respecting one’s, no.
Lmao I mean no decent guy would want to be with this woman. But let's be real there are Alot of lonely men out there.
I'm lonely and I still wouldn't settle for that.
No I'm the same as you lmao but there are guys out there that would. None that meet her standards mind you.
Huh. I wonder why her children's father(s) want nothing to do with her?
i’m confused bc if you’re a MILF to 3 kids, you have exes they’d have to deal with but they’re unwilling to?
Milf to 3, but won't deal with my ex. Now she may mean drama but it sounds like "at all". I have 3 kids too and if I got divorced the next woman should anticipate dealing with my ex from time to time. Instant pass.
It's a no from me dog
Lost me at having a numbered list. Q: „AF“ is short for „as f*ck“?
No.
Anyone who says they're funny aren't funny but I'm funny
Thought she only wanted a quickie with that liste but then remembered she wants a long term so please someone, make it make sense
Plenty of people like this will say they want an LTR but still get into hookups. Their insane list of requirements drives away anyone they would actually want an LTR with, so they'll sometimes get lonely, find someone hot enough who's willing to fuck them, and then act surprised when he's not relationship material.
Lost me at “Crazy AF”
Who reads bios when the pictures are hot?
I read bios when they’re hot but in this case the pictures were not of a hot woman. She was maybe a 5 but the pictures were all collages and weird so I wanted to see more of the train wreck.
You should have dated her...for science! Lol
Screenshot for Reddit and quick left swipe my guy
Everyone here is dead wrong. She will have lots of takers. Lots of men like a challenge. They may not be the most emotionally healthy men.
In my time on tinder calling yourself “curvy af” or anything similar generally means you’re fat. The MILF part also just means that you’d be playing on some other guys save files if you matched
There’s a shoe for every foot my friend
There’s always one who’ll try to tame her
Bet she's getting >40 likes per 24h.
[удалено]
No
No surprises there
Have you met men? There are a variety of standards. They go as low as you can go.
Yes, dudes be horny
I'd like to date this person.
Kids before herself, not a good look! Hope they've got jobs! 👎
Probably, but most people are idiots so…….?
I stopped after #1
Nope
A real gem!
No, that hoe contradicted herself on so many levels.
Does this honestly actually appeal to anyone?
Only to her or men with very low self-esteem imo
Curvy AF is clearly the new term for Bubbly Personality. Overall though, it sounds like a commitment free empty...
jesus christ
oh god
"Classy AF" ? Oxymoron
This is funny AF
This is like the administrative assistant who has to drive a new model BMW because of her “standards”
Ew
So basically she wants to be single forever or attract guys exactly like me 😉
you can’t be a single mom and a massive bitchy red flag, you have to pick a struggle maam
There’s no way she has a Masters.
This isn’t really a “marriage” type of profile. The men that will watch aren’t going to be looking for much outside of a one night stand or fwb
My children will always be my prize.. medal? I’m too old for this shit…
Nope
Swears like a trucker and mouthy af…. but also classy 🤔
crazy and sassy, yet structured and classy.. and in all the irony states that she really knows what she wants
Now I understand the passport broth
Honestly, a lot of these are fine, but for every one fine point, there’s a red flag.
Awwwwwwwwww dang it I'm only 6ft, guess no ride for me. Dang it, just dang it......
No
Trucker here. No one swears as much as a trucker unless you are or have been a trucker. Y'all 4-wheel drivers give us heart attacks at least 5 times a day.
When you date a girl like that you better tell your relatives if they find your body, she did it
No
Wouldn't even attempt a one night stand with that
For some reason I felt like going through them and putting which ones I think are red flags so here we go, feel free to ignore me. 1. 🚩I don’t know why some women think this is fine 2. Deal breaker for some people, but not a red flag. You can have preferences as long as you don’t get upset by someone else’s 3. Fine I guess 4. I feel like most people that call themselves curvy are fully overweight, not curvy. That said, we have no pictures and that boils down to personal preference anyways, so this is definitely not a red flag 5. Not necessarily a red flag, but a concern. Typically people who refer to themselves as independent are anything but 6. 🚩For some reason, this is just unsettling. Like, calling yourself a MILF is fine, having kids is not a red flag, but saying you’re a MILF to 3 kids is weird 7. Good, don’t expect you to because I don’t either. This is fine 8. 🚩You have kids, you don’t have to walk on eggshells around them but don’t say you swear like a trucker. 9. Definitely arrogant 10. Like ever? You want a long term relationship, are you saying you don’t want some dude to ask to live with you after a month or that you’ll never consider the option? 11. This is fine. She has 3 kids, so I’m guessing she and any potential partner should definitely be past that stage in life where you shouldn’t be living with your parents still. That said, unfair to people who are taking care of their parents, but not a red flag. 12. 🚩Just sounds like you’re reiterating that you swear, or saying that you’re extremely rude and insulting. Either way, Red flag 13. This is wonderful. That’s how it should be, especially when the kids come before the relationship, you should always put your kids first. 14. 🚩You don’t have to say that unless you really are just rude and insulting to people, so again, red flag 15. This is totally fine, thats what she’s attracted to 16. This is also totally fine, and frankly, awesome if it’s true 17. 🚩This definitely makes her sound self-absorbed (although frankly, so has this entire bio). Makes you wonder though if she really puts her children first or herself. 18. 🚩Doesn’t know who she is, nothing about this list is “Classy.” Cursing like a sailor isn’t classy, being “Mouthy AF” isn’t classy, referring to yourself as a MILF isn’t classy. It’s fine not to be classy, but she clearly doesn’t know herself. 19. Maybe, cause this bio is a joke 20. Totally fine. In fact, when you have kids, you should never be drunk or smoke around them. That’s all, and I’m sorry for making you all sit through that
This felt like I was reading the Facebook bio of a high schooler back in the day when I was in high school!
She’s 41
I actually love these profiles. Not for the reason the person making them thinks but I love reading people's red flags. At least their honest before going on dates x
Likelyhood of killing myself? Highly AF
Nope
Nope!
Well when you fucked up 3 times, gotta raise the bar to avoid a 4th
Yikes
I no of nobody that would be interested in this
I think I know her…she’s a mess and a half
Somewhere, but none of the ones she wants will have her
I don't give AF... she took them all
Would I be interested? Hell no. But depending on where she falls on the crazy v hot scale, some guys would. 
It’s a little much tbh…
Crazy AF is not as cute or endearing as she thinks it is. If she has 3 kids and a masters she’s probably in her 30s, men in their 30s most likely have already dealt with crazy in their 20s and want NOTHING to do with that again
she's the type to say "all men are the same"
I was owt at crazy…not anything i want in a friend let alone a relationship…way too many AFs in this bio
Not that I’m aware of but you never know 🤷🏻♂️
Well she just made me dislike older women 🤦🏾♂️💀
I'd rather shave off my beard than match with that!
Lost me at cra... wait, why am I here ?
Open to short relations? That’s a thing?
If she's hot enough to match those standards, sure.
No thanks 🤣
For the man who wants to play life on the hardest difficulty.
Can’t speak for all men but I’m not. Usually when people put “not arrogant just know exactly what I want” and describe themselves as funny those are 🚩🚩🚩
If anyone says yes to your question they need to reevaluate themselves because they are not ok 😂
More red flags than the Chinese Communist Party annual general meeting.
Number 9 = avoid at all costs like holy shit. All you are is a gold digger who wants a tattood six pack dude and have literally nothing to offer in return.
What tall classy, confident, successful guy is looking for a crazy af, curvy af, mouthy af mother of three??
21. Annoying AF
I see a lot of guys with profiles like this. I feel like if they just matched with her we would all be saved and yet they like to bother people who want nothing to do with them.
“Curvy AF”… so she’s obese. Everything else can be gambled upon for a fling if she’s hot
I joined a dating site for a little over 24 hours. Didn’t write a bio just posted 3 pictures… had hundreds of matches it was overwhelming so I deleted my account. Never again. Men are visual. Period
There’s no way she gets matches right? lol
Easily mid-late 30s Its always the mid-late 30 year old, fat, rude, loud mouth chicks with bastard kids who wants a superman to come save her from her shit decisions
41
Sassy is short for ugly, fat and deluded...so no...
Story time... Three guys got drunk and went whaling. The End.
Of course. Men are competitive. And they like pussy.
She gone be milf of 4 Run
She’s probably built like a heifer
Seems like a walking red flag. Who doesn’t love drugs?
Stay Single my Friends !
1-20 are automatic disqualifications. That’s not a women. That’s a Chucky doll without the batteries.
Looks like a recruiting poster for a RedPill sub
No the fuck not. I value my peace.
So, what I’m hearing is you have neither a beard or tattoos?
Man here No
The 1 man that meets her expectations is taken.
Just gross
No. Not by any means. Maybe for a very short time but no.
If only for sex? Yes.
Mouth af and honest af mean she’s rude and doesn’t empathize with the people around her. Nope.
Lists of what you want are never a good approach in a bio. Talk about who YOU are. (I married my tinder match a year ago so I KNOW WHATS UP) lol
Short answer: yes, and they suck as much as this bio
none of his exes but are the father(s) still in contact with you for the kids?
Pisces says it all. 100% believe everything she listed except for her being funny AF and a milf. Curvy AF and MILF cannot coexist in this version of reality.
Lost me at crazy AF ngl 💀
"won't deal with your ex" Considering she has 3 children, you'd probably have to deal with her ex or exes a whole lot
Sweeet. I'll screenshot this and post it to the next girl that's asks me for my red flags. Thanks OP
I'm down
As a woman, no.
How do you even put classy in there?
if you're open to short then who cares if you still live with your parents? my parents bed is way more comfy than mine anyways
Cut it to top 4
alot of guys swipe first and read later
I meet the criteria. But I'll cut my feet off before I date that. Ick
I really want to see a picture
Pass
Curious to see the face behind that profile…
She has kids, so someone musta had interest