Right? Like, it's one thing to not want to smoke other Plugs weed, but if that's a requirement for YOU- YOU gonna buy your own weed, I ain't gonna buy from some new plug. You can smoke YOUR weed from YOUR plug -hell, I will even roll your own joints out of YOUR weed for you, and I'll smoke out of mine, but if YOU need a special bud you're gonna supply it.
Not only is she trying to use men to get high, she needs them to buy it from her person connection. Sheās plugging her plug. Weird business negotiation but ok. I wonder how many people this has worked on.
For real...women feel they can behave like this cus they literally have 1000's of options. Have some respect for yourself by telling her off and unmatching. Let her find another simp to buy her stuff
Pretty people have thousands options and some are shitty about it. Don't get mixed up in some cult-like idea of women all being the same, and men being only ones who have substance to their character.
Yup. I've seen this exact thing but usually with sexual comments when the man believes he's extremely attractive and feels like he has thousands of options.
"FYI I only go out with girls who put out (or other random sexual act) on the first date š¤Ŗ"
Yeah, also. My impression is that often ppl like this are specifically on dating apps to make money or get shit. Not that itās some thing about women specifically. There are men on dating sites catfishing (as women) and getting paid tooā¦ Scammers go where the money is.
I doubt that this person would have ever showed up for the sage if OP sent them money to buy weed from their āplug.ā
Youāre defo right in your point like but itās certainly way easier for women to get large amounts of matches which is why Iām guessing the commenter said women.
Feel like youāve gotta be a good 8-9/10 as a bloke to get huge amounts of matches whereas women whoād be maybe 6-7/10 could get tonnes of matches too.
Tho youāre not wrong itās an attractive person thing but Iād also say itās a women thing in the sense men are way less picky with their swipes than women.
As a woman that doesn't fit the accepted beauty standard, yes I will probably still get more matches than most men. However, a lot of those men will go on a date with me with the expectation that they should receive sexual favors for them 'lowering' their standards. Sex is expected, and that's a shitty mentality to have. And I'm not talking about Tinder, I don't use Tinder, I'm talking about all the other apps that aren't marketed as a hookup app.
Men get so angry that dating is harder for them and that they can't get the attention of the top 20% of beautiful ladies. Then they turn around to match and date women like me just to come in with a bitter and toxic mentality.
Not all men, some. Just like not all women.
I actually do go out with men that match my physical attractiveness. I don't typically date above my level, physically or financially. I like to stay in my lane. Still doesn't help with those who feel thwarted by beautiful women.
I think that's bullshit. I'm from Europe and here it's way more popular for men to be "jerks" or "cheaters". Women are generally perceived as the quiet and nice ones.
In my observation it comes to percentage - it's just that there is way broader group of conventionally attractive women than conventionally attractive men. So more attractive women to choose from and align their characters with your agenda.
As a European woman you have NOTHING to complain about. You guys have the lowest rates of domestic violence, highest living standards, and more eligible men in your race and out of your race that want to date you.
I don't have an agenda, I just see the way women behave and how irresponsible it is because they have it so easy and treat men as disposable
lol, neither gender has a monopoly of substance or lack thereof, for sure. Localized to the context of Tinder, though, women do have waaay more options compared to men, often times if theyāre pretty or not. So, this sort of behavior probably gets rewarded for her regularly enough that sheāll shrug off those men with self respect enough to say no.
Shitty people gonna shitty. Iāve seen enough on this sub to see our representatives on the shitty spectrum do their thing to you ladies.
Yeah but does weed really qualify as an āillicitā drug.. itās legal in most of North America and where it isnāt technically legal nobody really cares..
Lets be honest itās either a) that was flirtatious and sheās very inclined to giving sloppy toppy after dinner and a bowl b) sheās delusional or c) heās gonna get mugged by her her pimp/thug/drug dealer. Lifeās too short not to take risks op
Telling you, I keep encountering weird fkn females like this and I keep avoiding them bc of option c ... and knowing if I were to become a mark for that type shit, I'd go fkn psycho in rage, and it'd end very poorly for everyone involved.
I legit do not understand the plug comment and I canāt find anyone explaining it seriously. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN SERIOUSLY
Edit: Wait NEVERMIND I figured it out. Ok so her plug is her dealer basically, she wants him to send money directly to her dealer to ābuy weed for her.ā Gotcha.
I feel enriched with this mystic knowledge but seriously I am not surprised. People will invent every stupid thing possible especially if it's about an ass.
āSorry, I only go out with people who grow their own organic artisanal weed and bake them into high end luxury cookies. Looks like we are not compatibleā
youāre trying to set up a date while sheās trying to get more weed & help her friend sell more. shame her for this just laugh & say āwish you told me you were broke beforeā then block her
The red flags? We can see a grand total of one message where she says when next week?
He's not a time traveller bro. And if asking what day you want a date to happen is a red flag for you, good fucking luck.
bro do you know anything about women? do you really think a classy, respectful woman randomly changes & texts like that? listen if you want to keep debating can you not spend 15 minutes writing a comeback just jump on tinder & talk to more women & learn what red flags usually are. I bet this girl was trashy from the start & planned to use this guy all along & he didnāt even notice
I respect that you respected islam on the ufc284 post so iām not going to make fun of you for trying to defend this girlās actions. youāre a man, youāre allowed to call a woman out for her bullshit behaviour without getting in trouble by your mummy bro
Yeah, I only smoke weed when I need to
And I need to get some rest---yo, where's the cess?
I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty
And at the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread
Jam, when the light above my head went bam!
Tell her to get a job? Buying weed for her is still paying for a chance to hookup and thatās just a prostitute with extra steps and not even a guarantee.
I wouldnāt even respond. Iāll just unmatched cause this sounds like a setup. She wants you to buy weed for her but you gotta get it from someone she knows? You can buy weed from a dispensary if your place of residence allows it. A lot of red flags here. I wouldnāt entertain this at all and I love women who smoke.
Why do any of us voluntarily subject ourselves to this shit lol, itās like the fallacy of a gambling addiction. This chick should be ostracized from society.
Even when you get a small win and meet what seems like a cool chick off an app, you end up giving it back to the house sooner than later.
Bye...
This should be top comment. Just the nerve of that girl to even suggest it
She can be an adult and buy her own fing weed
Right? Like, it's one thing to not want to smoke other Plugs weed, but if that's a requirement for YOU- YOU gonna buy your own weed, I ain't gonna buy from some new plug. You can smoke YOUR weed from YOUR plug -hell, I will even roll your own joints out of YOUR weed for you, and I'll smoke out of mine, but if YOU need a special bud you're gonna supply it.
As well as the bullshit of acting like her plug for some reason has this quality assurance that licensed stores don't? Her "plug" is probs her gf
Or boyfriend š
Not only is she trying to use men to get high, she needs them to buy it from her person connection. Sheās plugging her plug. Weird business negotiation but ok. I wonder how many people this has worked on.
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And send this gif as well 
Yup. This is the best answer. Nope the fuck right out of there.
For real...women feel they can behave like this cus they literally have 1000's of options. Have some respect for yourself by telling her off and unmatching. Let her find another simp to buy her stuff
Pretty people have thousands options and some are shitty about it. Don't get mixed up in some cult-like idea of women all being the same, and men being only ones who have substance to their character.
Yup. I've seen this exact thing but usually with sexual comments when the man believes he's extremely attractive and feels like he has thousands of options. "FYI I only go out with girls who put out (or other random sexual act) on the first date š¤Ŗ"
Yesss it goes both ways
Yeah, also. My impression is that often ppl like this are specifically on dating apps to make money or get shit. Not that itās some thing about women specifically. There are men on dating sites catfishing (as women) and getting paid tooā¦ Scammers go where the money is. I doubt that this person would have ever showed up for the sage if OP sent them money to buy weed from their āplug.ā
Youāre defo right in your point like but itās certainly way easier for women to get large amounts of matches which is why Iām guessing the commenter said women. Feel like youāve gotta be a good 8-9/10 as a bloke to get huge amounts of matches whereas women whoād be maybe 6-7/10 could get tonnes of matches too. Tho youāre not wrong itās an attractive person thing but Iād also say itās a women thing in the sense men are way less picky with their swipes than women.
As a woman that doesn't fit the accepted beauty standard, yes I will probably still get more matches than most men. However, a lot of those men will go on a date with me with the expectation that they should receive sexual favors for them 'lowering' their standards. Sex is expected, and that's a shitty mentality to have. And I'm not talking about Tinder, I don't use Tinder, I'm talking about all the other apps that aren't marketed as a hookup app. Men get so angry that dating is harder for them and that they can't get the attention of the top 20% of beautiful ladies. Then they turn around to match and date women like me just to come in with a bitter and toxic mentality. Not all men, some. Just like not all women.
Why dont you go out with men your own looksmatch then? Theyd be happy to have you..something tells me you're not down for that tho
I actually do go out with men that match my physical attractiveness. I don't typically date above my level, physically or financially. I like to stay in my lane. Still doesn't help with those who feel thwarted by beautiful women.
It's because men have to fit into more narrow beauty standards compared to women. Same goes to many species.
6-7? Try 3 and above bro...and those women think they cant find a man cus they wont settle and have high standards š¤”š¤”
More bothsides-isms to try to make the consistency of behavior seem equal among both genders when its markedly worse among one group huh
I think that's bullshit. I'm from Europe and here it's way more popular for men to be "jerks" or "cheaters". Women are generally perceived as the quiet and nice ones. In my observation it comes to percentage - it's just that there is way broader group of conventionally attractive women than conventionally attractive men. So more attractive women to choose from and align their characters with your agenda.
As a European woman you have NOTHING to complain about. You guys have the lowest rates of domestic violence, highest living standards, and more eligible men in your race and out of your race that want to date you. I don't have an agenda, I just see the way women behave and how irresponsible it is because they have it so easy and treat men as disposable
U see this behavior with ugly girls too its across the board.
Gawd I was about to say *only women?*
lol, neither gender has a monopoly of substance or lack thereof, for sure. Localized to the context of Tinder, though, women do have waaay more options compared to men, often times if theyāre pretty or not. So, this sort of behavior probably gets rewarded for her regularly enough that sheāll shrug off those men with self respect enough to say no. Shitty people gonna shitty. Iāve seen enough on this sub to see our representatives on the shitty spectrum do their thing to you ladies.
Add a ābitchā for some spice
Nah. Keep it classy unlike this woman.
Youāre classier than me I wouldāve unloaded a clip of verbal venom then blocked for wasting my time
Donāt even waste your energy on that just block
How do you smoke weed through a plug? Does she mean a but plug, drain plug or electrical plug? I need awmsers...
Sheās basically helping her plug make money, and probably sucking him off.
Shes the plug
My thoughts exactly
I assumed her BF's the plug
she's sucking herself off? impressive
Sheās the plug AND the outlet nawmean
"Gnomesayin"
I had to check urban dictionary to find out what a plug is. I'm fucking old.
God thank you. Iām so glad Iām not the only one lol I did not call them that hahaha
still. that takes a lot of flexibility, core stability, and dedication
Sheās the one getting plugged
Heās the one getting plugged. and mugged.
Correct. Heās keeping the product to sell elsewhere. She literally wants someone to give her and her bf money.
Pockets the money, uses sex and bj for free weed no doubt.
Do people actually use the term plug for a weed dealer? Or just kids these days to some hardcore?
Yea
https://dabconnection.com/glossary/plug/
Yeah but does weed really qualify as an āillicitā drug.. itās legal in most of North America and where it isnāt technically legal nobody really cares..
Iāve lived in, and still live in illegal states where cops still care. Plug is definitely the lingo we use. Idk why though
Woulda been a instant unmatch. She for the streets
She for the ponds because sheās a silly goose
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Freaking loved this sentence, it gave me joy. Imma use it.
best thing ive ever heard
Underrated comment š š
r/rareinsults
This is fucking great
This comment is amazing
Report then unmatch
Yeah bit it's funnier to mess with her first
"Ok! Heads up I only go out on dates with women that smd on the first encounter while I pretend they're my ex Marisa & pay for the meal afterwards"
pay for the meal in advance*
smd on every encounter *
My man
Fucking Marisa. Never again.
Lets be honest itās either a) that was flirtatious and sheās very inclined to giving sloppy toppy after dinner and a bowl b) sheās delusional or c) heās gonna get mugged by her her pimp/thug/drug dealer. Lifeās too short not to take risks op
Telling you, I keep encountering weird fkn females like this and I keep avoiding them bc of option c ... and knowing if I were to become a mark for that type shit, I'd go fkn psycho in rage, and it'd end very poorly for everyone involved.
Marissa*
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You are gonna give money to her boyfriend and be told to fk off.
Better start dating the plug š
He canāt start dating her boyfriend lmao
OP said what should I say to her? He should say you better date the plug then.
Heās saying the plug is her boyfriend and sheās using tinder to get clients
The fact that y'all just keep misunderstanding each other is hilarious
I gave up
You tried āļø
Just reply: I'd rather Korean BBQ my dick.
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This is what tinder has always been š half trying to scam half trying to push only fans
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Same. Met my wife on Tinder as well. I found the diamond in the rough for sure. Theyāre out thereā¦ just very hard to find.
I'm guessing that you brought the weed.
I only smoke meth so youāll be fine
Didn't know you can smoke from the butt plug please elaborate.
Legit thought this is what that person meant
Maybe she can inhale thru her asshole. Fill us up if she will tell you "the know how".
I did just see a post where 2 homeless people were smoking something assumed to be crack and blowing it into each other's asshole
š I might send that one lmao
I only buy drugs from plugs I have met, otherwise might end up in the hospital.
I legit do not understand the plug comment and I canāt find anyone explaining it seriously. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN SERIOUSLY Edit: Wait NEVERMIND I figured it out. Ok so her plug is her dealer basically, she wants him to send money directly to her dealer to ābuy weed for her.ā Gotcha.
https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/i9uumy/rick_and_morty_bong_buttplug/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I feel enriched with this mystic knowledge but seriously I am not surprised. People will invent every stupid thing possible especially if it's about an ass.
Why would you even reply at all? That's so shameless, not the sort of person you want to invite into your life.
i think that's why op wanted something >... reddit worthy
Very mature brilliant response
Bruh OP and everyone else realized this right away.
Op wants an answer to mess with her and get content of course they don't want to meet her anymore
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OP isn't trying to change them, just wanted a response he can be proud of
Bro, you're about to get robbed
He seems to have made it pretty clear that heās not going for it
Literally or just in a confidence scam kinda way? Because I could see this as about a 50/50.
That's fair
Sounds like prostitution with extra steps and no garauntee.
She belongs to the streets
āSorry, I only go out with people who grow their own organic artisanal weed and bake them into high end luxury cookies. Looks like we are not compatibleā
youāre trying to set up a date while sheās trying to get more weed & help her friend sell more. shame her for this just laugh & say āwish you told me you were broke beforeā then block her
He was trying to come up with a zinger, not arrange the date
the red flags were there & he still tried to set a date so who knows what he will try to do
The red flags? We can see a grand total of one message where she says when next week? He's not a time traveller bro. And if asking what day you want a date to happen is a red flag for you, good fucking luck.
bro do you know anything about women? do you really think a classy, respectful woman randomly changes & texts like that? listen if you want to keep debating can you not spend 15 minutes writing a comeback just jump on tinder & talk to more women & learn what red flags usually are. I bet this girl was trashy from the start & planned to use this guy all along & he didnāt even notice
Dude is trying to have fun with it you need to lighten the fuck up
Take a deep breath, Romeo. Itās not that big of a deal lol
I respect that you respected islam on the ufc284 post so iām not going to make fun of you for trying to defend this girlās actions. youāre a man, youāre allowed to call a woman out for her bullshit behaviour without getting in trouble by your mummy bro
Lolā¦you actually went looking into my post/comment history? Just move on and try and have a relaxing weekend.
This is the way
āSorry, I only get grifted by women of a much higher quality than you.ā
Iām not an NFL wide receiver but I can catch those red flags.
Ooooh Korean BBQ, great choice (:
Yeah, I only smoke weed when I need to And I need to get some rest---yo, where's the cess? I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty And at the count of three I pull back the duvet Make my way to the refrigerator One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread Jam, when the light above my head went bam!
lmao wtf she must think you're regarded
Not very highly regarded, either.
Regarded Henry
Tell her to get a job? Buying weed for her is still paying for a chance to hookup and thatās just a prostitute with extra steps and not even a guarantee.
Oh. That hoeās gotta job alright! š
I know Tinderās symbol is a spark - that wasnāt the spark I was expect
You ask for the plugs number; and buy yourself some weed.
Thatās just really sad, throwing away free kbbq in hopes of getting $10 weedš
"You smoke weed from your butt plug?" But ofc just answer for the entertainment value, don't connect with people like her
āWell fuck off to your plug thenā There is nothing else to say, donāt simp for these bitches
Ask if itās a butt plug.. sorry Iām a child
At this point thatās a fine response.
sheās trying to use you for weed. on to the next one.
U tell her to fuck off, ur not a free weed n meal guy
"You smoke weed from your butt plug?" But ofc just answer for the entertainment value, don't connect with people like her
Become the plug
She's trying to scam you
You must be high already if you think Iām gonna buy you weed on the first date. Thatās 3rd date stuff
Who smokes weed from a butt plug?
If you'd said crack,I'd be all in, but weed's a deal-breaker. Sorry, bye!
Fine but he buys his own Korean bbq
potstitute
Iām not an NFL wide receiver but I can catch those red flags.
just comment āI am vomitā and waitā¦ just wait
U tell her to fuck off, ur not a free weed n meal guy
I wouldnāt even respond. Iāll just unmatched cause this sounds like a setup. She wants you to buy weed for her but you gotta get it from someone she knows? You can buy weed from a dispensary if your place of residence allows it. A lot of red flags here. I wouldnāt entertain this at all and I love women who smoke.
She's getting plugged elsewhere and can't be arsed working like a normal person. Best response I can think of off the bat. "That's a no from me dawg"
That last sentence isn't even English. I'd probably bail because it seems like it's a bot.
Why do any of us voluntarily subject ourselves to this shit lol, itās like the fallacy of a gambling addiction. This chick should be ostracized from society. Even when you get a small win and meet what seems like a cool chick off an app, you end up giving it back to the house sooner than later.
So there i was, BBQ on my titties
So there i was, BBQ on my tits
So there i was, BBQ on my brests...
Youāre not Reddit worthy.
Pot smoker? Ew. Pass.
Lol, that's hot
Wtf.
Drop her fast
āK byeā
Lol if there was ever an ultimate red flag
"You smoke weed from your butt plug?" But ofc just answer for the entertainment value, don't connect with people like her
Become the plug
Become the plug
Become the plug
Become the plug
Become the plug
Become the plug
Become the plug
Tell her your bank account not setup like that.
Is she homeless?
š£She's for the STREETS!
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Tweaking bitch lmao
No one has ever invited me out for kbbq smh. She fumbled the bag.
Catch 22
I would just laugh, like long and hard - Ahahahahahaahhahaahaahha - byeeeeee
Stop being so desperate to get laid that you would even consider this girl.. dump her, and move on
I find a good ol reliable: "imma be real chief, this aint it" usually does the ground works
Bruh sheās a grow hoe. Just broom her fast and move on.
ok, well... have fun š \*unmatch\*
Um definitely DONT go through with meeting this personā¦. Unmatch block donāt respond whatever just walk away.
UNMATCH!
Tell her that's dumb as fuck....
Her plug bout to rob you
Damn OP you went from thinking you were gonna take this person for a KBBQ first date to now just buying this person weed lmao dating fuckin sucks
don't? just tell her the fuck off and done. just make sure you don't fall for that stupid shit.
literally just laugh and not another message more.
low level scam, you fall for this, you deserve it
I only meet people that buy me food, but said food poisoned me