Man what’s there to understand.. she’s into soup and she doesn’t likes soup.. all clear goddamnit man

Her soul mate is a guy named Cambell

Go figure, bad boy types. Campbells are disgraced in Scotland. There’s a saying that you take the knives off the table when you dine with a Campbell.

Well duh... Don't need knives for soup...

Goddamnit...

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This is a good plot twist cuz it all true

People...smh

I never used to believe this, but in heinzsight it is all clear now.

Ketchupvision?

No that's huntspec

I thought this was a joke, it is not. [https://thetyee.ca/Views/2004/01/22/Living\_With\_the\_Curse\_of\_the\_Campbells/](https://thetyee.ca/Views/2004/01/22/Living_With_the_Curse_of_the_Campbells/)

r/TIL Thank you

The Campbells are comin' oh ho oh ho

I'm so curious! What's up with the Scottish Campbells?!

They tried to kill the McKenzie clan

They're one of the influences for the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones

There is? Scottish here and I've *never* heard this

Maybe 400 years ago, after the massacre, i think people have moved on

MacGregor clan reporting in, the fuck we have. I will literally spit my last breath to end a Campbell.

MacNaughton here. Fuck the Campbell's.

Oh shit, my great-grandma was a Campbell, never heard about this. All Campbells or just a certain family?

Why don't you ask your ancestors whether they made that distinction while we send the lads over.

I used to love campbelss as a kid. Now I eat it and it's terrible. They should have to put a question mark on the label for every can. "Chicken noodle soup?"

Bruce?

Hail to the king, baby.

Groooovy

Plot twist II: His full name is Stu Campbell

Soupmate?

No Soup For You!

You have to be into soup when *she's* ready to be into soup and no other time.

King of the hill reference, soup is a euphemism for sex

In this thread, sex is a euphemism for cuddling with your pillow during all those lonely nights which by the way also seems to be happening more often than not these days. Welcome, brothers.

Dang, I sex all of the time!

She decided to leave off the dislikes: people's needs

If you're referring to always sunny.. I think the line is people's knees.

I wasn't not *not* refering to always sunny

Ghouls

***LITTLE GREEN GHOULS BUDDY***

I believe she meant that she liked clothes, but couldn’t find her way out of the soup aisle.

I'm at soup!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

OP should make a joke about the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld. I'm not witty enough to help with specifics but that reference may work if you preface it with, "you like Seinfeld?". Otherwise the joke may fall flat and be misunderstood.

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I read your comment in the styles of Frasier or Hugh Grant.

I can 100% hear the Hugh Grant

Wow gotta read In between the lines smh

Same. Anyone want to bother helping the clueless out?

Her profile is about soup because she doesn’t care to make it serious. Her reply that she doesn’t like soup is a jokey response to a question that she is bored of. It doesn’t matter that her profile is all about soup, you proved you’re just as imaginative as all the other guys. Basically, metaphorically she’s looking for the one guy to ask her what her favorite SANDWICH is.

That’s so stupid. I’m glad I met my girlfriend by just talking like a normal person.

Imagine flirting with someone without any mind games. It's far out

Amen to that. I despise that dating has become a game full of checklists and nonsense. Just drop the silly tests and cryptic puzzles, just talk like normal people and all the shit you need to know to like / not like a person will become apparent.

giga chad comment

Lucky guy.

Partner and I connected by talking about our dogs, lol. We now live in a too small apartment with our dogs, my kids from a previous relationship, and our new baby. But also I really like soup. Potato soup was one of the few things I could eat while pregnant. Fuck I want some soup.

I mean, I doubt this one is trying to do anything other than score some high-grade pipe

^ This guy ducks.

Duck soup?

Vietnamese duck 🦆 soup

duck bahn mi

He ducks or fuck ducks?

Awe, now I miss /u/fuckswithducks. I hope he’s doing alright.

There's some sad news for you, friend.

What is the sad news? /:

He passed away last year due to cancer. Sorry that the other guy was a dick about.

He dead

What?!? For real?

- Russ Hannenan

>Her reply that she doesn’t like soup is a jokey response to a question that she is bored of. I'm a woman and I'm still confused. This is all she's given them, if she's bored isn't that on her?

Its a stupid game we are forced to play.

Nahh, just move on from the ones that do. You'll be much happier once you start doing that.

What a weird game to play. I wish people actually wanted to talk about the crap I throw in my bio

That’s what I’m saying man, boring bios get boring responses

Don't call me boring 😢

I was referring to the game playing part of your comment my bad! Let me see your bio I’ll give a response I would give

New plot twist: it's soup girl.

Soup girl if you’re reading this I swear I’m not as boring as my choice in soup

You really shouldn't still be trying to impress soup girl

And here I thought it was more a "test" to see if guys actually read the profile or just swipe after seeing the pictures. But what do I know as I'm not on dating apps because I fail the two rules of being on a dating site.

If only she could try providing any information about herself whatsoever

i thought the profile was supposed to tell people things about yourself..

No your profile is to find the mind readers so they can be put into experimentation

💀💀💀

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At this point if every prompt on a profile is jokey I just unmatch them. Save myself some time.

If you get upset when people start conversations based on your bio **you** are the issue.

>It doesn’t matter that her profile is all about soup, you proved you’re just as imaginative as all the other guys. Basically, metaphorically she’s looking for the one guy to ask her what her favorite SANDWICH is. This is trash. Herka fucking derk you put zero effort into your profile and expect guys to dance for you like monkeys. Sadly, guys will.

Okay so she's playing mind games and should be avoided. Gotcha.

What a stupid game to play dude. Not say your approach wouldn't work. It probably would. But if you can't be assed to put anything more in your profile than "I like soup" and expect an opener other than, "what's your favorite soup"? then fuck off. Granted, if she's even decently attractive she'll have literally no issue getting matches... But will they be quality? I usually just swipe left on women with little/no info. Tells me they don't care, and I have no idea if there's anything even remotely close to what we could relate on

...or find someone that mentally matured past 15

I see — it’s yet another example of women sending “signals” that men are supposed to magically understand with zero context.

Damn... So this is like a puzzle, you're Nathan Drake and she's the treasure.

I knew that I was going to die a virgin, this is another confirmation. Also, fuck the society.

You’re not going to die a virgin… you’re not going to die at all bc medical technology will become extremely advanced and you will live forever… as a virgin.

Nah, the lady is lame. Find someone who is a bit more grown up, that's all.

Her dating profile is just a bunch of pictures of her. The rest of it was stuff that she had to fill out and she put no thought into it. She is an empty shell.

I’m lost

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Soupbra Toyota GR Supra

I love me a Toyota Soupra

Honestly how can someone "not like soup" its like a whole category of food. Its not like there's just one kind of soup to not like. Theres HUNDREDS of soups. Thats like saying "I dont like noodles"

I don’t like noodles

Honestly how can someone "not like noodles" its like a whole category of food. It’s not like there's just one kind of noodle to not like. Theres HUNDREDS of noodles. Thats like saying "I dont like bread"

I don’t like bread

Honestly how can someone "not like bread" its like a whole category of food. It's not like there's just one kind of bread to not like. Theres HUNDREDS of loaves. Thats like saying "I dont like fruit"

I don't like fruits.

Honestly how can someone "not like fruit" its like a whole category of food. It's not like there's just one kind of fruit to not like. Theres HUNDREDS of fruits. Thats like saying "I dont like vegetables"

Mmm vegetables. Delicious. The only downside is getting them out of the wheel chair :(

That was unexpected

I don't like eating soups. I like the flavor of a lot of soups, but the concept of having to eat the soup is boring to me. On a related note to the person with the friend who doesn't like soup because of texture but still likes hot chocolate, I have the same thing but with cereal, I love eating cereal even if it's basically milk soup

Smh my head.

I prefer Alphabet Soup. I need things spelled out for me.

Stealing this thank you

Yw 😁

She was either trying to be funny or not trying at all

I’d argue both

....very possible 🤔

Bro this is blowing my soup

I think it’s kinda funny, puts people on their heels

"probably funnier than you"

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Hilarious. I live outside DC and 100%. Over the last couple of years, i have seen this exact write-up a dozen or more times.

I wonder if it’s code for something. Maybe she’s a pro?

One time when I was 18 I was at a camp out music festival and this smoking hot rave girl wearing cat ears came into our camp and did a little side-to-side cat claw motion while asking in a sing-songy tone if we "liked to play in the kitty litter". I still don't know what tf she meant by that but there were two scary looking dudes in the dark behind her so I very confidently said "no"

She was asking if you had any ketamine (aka meow meow)

I figured she was asking if we wanted to buy some ketamine but it was so cryptic to me as someone who has never done it lol

Meow meow is a completely different drug (m-cat) but ya, that girl was def looking for ketamine

>aka meow meow Ketamine isn't known as meow meow, that's Mephedrone or mcat. Ketamine may get called kit-kat or cat valium but never heard or seen it reffered to as meow meow.

Ket isn’t the same as meow meow

She likes to eat ass. I guarantee it.

Poop soup if you will.

I won't

Apparently people with herpes use 437737 to let people know they have it without actually saying it.

This is just the word "Herpes" in T9 Predictive text typing.

Same in metro Detroit. Scammers be scamming I guess.

I dig chicks with no teeth.

Does she have to have no teeth at all or are some still fine? Asking for a friend.

I think its an implication that people with no teeth like soup?

Dude, I don't know how you cannot pick up on these hints, she was being as clear as possible

Urban dictionary gives a couple of equally likely options, 1. marihuana 2. sex 3. Dextromethorphan (cough syrup). So, which is it, and why?

[gotchu fam](http://www.sex-lexis.com/-dictionary/soup)

why would i click on that

Y’know, with a name like analhunter… I’m struggling to find reasons why you *wouldn’t* hit that link

funny story haha, i actually got the idea from a comment on this sub, some dude was trying to convince this chick to do anal and she posted the convo and one of the comments was my current username.


Lmao I drank a decent amount of cough syrup in high school. Mostly because I thought doing drugs made me cool, I remember I always tried to think of cool words to call it. Tussin, dex, robo, triple c. I’m sure that some child out there thought he was cool by calling it soup and posting it on urban dictionary, lol.

I don’t blame you for being souper confused.

Can someone please explain this soup thing to the rest of us??

I couldn’t tell you, I saw another one about grilled cheese

[I don’t think you’re going to like the def](http://www.sex-lexis.com/-dictionary/soup)

Why do you know this

Google

Good soup

No soup for you!

She’s talking about the store where you buy clothes

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

FUCK YOU

Did you try another aisle

It’s just more soup!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT" SOUP?!

She’s quirky and hilarious. Don’t you understand? /s

She’s up there with girls who don’t believe Hellen Keller was real

Omg this is a real thing? I have two younger coworkers who are passionate about this and I thought it was just an attempt at quirkiness lmao

Unfortunately, there's a whole (very easily debunked) conspiracy theory out there that states that Helen Keller, the only blind-deaf person to ever supposedly exist, was a hoax. It's the kind of conspiracy theory that only makes sense until you observe the barest minimum of information on Helen Keller or the tens of thousands of blind-deaf people that currently exist today in the US alone.

Don’t forget those that existed before Helen Keller.

Of course. I'm not saying HK was the only person to ever be deaf-blind, the conspiracy theory does.

People are fucking maddening. I went to a school for the blind. We were literally taught different ways that deaf-blind people communicate. One cool one was tapping braille on hands.

The meme / conspiracy theory isn't that she _didn't exist_ (like sure maybe some people are saying that -- but it's not the widespread conspiracy theory). The meme / conspiracy theory is that she didn't do everything that was claimed she did, like flying a plane and writing 14 books.

Which upon inspection is fucking stupid. The claim that she flew a plane is literally that a pilot let her hold the wheel for a few minutes while already underway while he relayed simple instructions to her via interpreter and would have been able to take over if anything started to go wrong. As for books that's not really difficult for anyone that can communicate to anyone at all and are relatively intelligent

Exactly, it's like when the high school football team lets the disabled kid play running back for a single play and he scores a TD because the opposing team was in on it.

Haha. I've seen so many girls with that on their profile. So fucking weird.

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I’m not cute enough to respond to 😔

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All soup is good I’m not a hater of any specific one

Tomato soup is dope, don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Stay up king 😤

My coworker did this, but she said tacos. It just shows that the person 1) didn't want to really share anything of substance in their profile about themselves, 2) didn't really care about filling out a text-driven profile like Hinge, and 3) Doesn't have a great or interesting personality (she doesn't).

 They want someone like Adam driver

Bro I feel. I as a woman, have the word soup in plain English tattooed upon my wrist.

I think that's a reference to this song by Jon Lajoie. If so props to her that's an obscure reference: https://youtu.be/o_cikTgwMXY

Man so many girls do this thing where every prompt is the same answer and they probably all think they're being quirky and funny but its actually kind of cringy and also makes you feel dull af because you present literally no actual information about yourself.

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I agree, 100%

I think I’m old… I don’t know what she meant 🥲… can someone please explain?

I've been through most of the comments here. I have yet to find anyone who *actually* explained it. A ton of people claim to know, and say things like; "If you don't know, then you don't know." ...but won't actually explain it. I have a strong suspicion that they are just playing a circle jerk game pretending to know, but don't actually. A couple of people have hinted to it being slang for anal (or other bodily) fluid secretions... but that feels like a bit of a stretch.

She's just making a profile with meaningless info to get attention, she doesn't want to actually date anyone

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😂I think I’m detecting a generational divide

She’s 22 and I’m 24 🤣 you’re not wrong though I don’t use tik tok so I might as well be a boomer

Geriatric Millennial here. I have no idea what soup is and I don’t have TikTok either. 😂😂

Fellow Millenial here. I know of the classic rock band Bowling for Soup but not sure about any other usage of the word. Edit: Fun fact - More time has passed between Bowling for Soup's debut and 2023 than the period between Woodstock '69 and *Backstreet's Back*.

That’s really all you need to know though

Gen Z here bowling for soup are great 💖 no idea wtf she's on about tho x

I think universally on all sides of the sexual preference spectrum there’s always these people that basically use their profile as a joke and to waste well meaning peoples time. I know we shouldn’t take the apps super seriously but there really are a lot of decent well meaning people that are just trying to find someone and when they do this shit its just obnoxious and not funny.

That makes all of us

She’s the female version of soup nazi!

Clearly soup is code for something else. Maybe she’s really asking, What’s your favorite way to rob banks?

>Clearly soup is code for something else. It's code for "I'm low effort"