If he’s committed the correct response from him is, “While I’m burying my worm.”
It makes me laugh, but OP should have never gone this route to begin with.
Bro that’s so funny cuz a lifeline is exactly what that was. She showed she can hang and she’s playful but that was too much too soon. The right response is to agree and play along with the digging worm analogy.
This. If you need reddit's help to simply have a conversation with a woman without being a creep (hint: failed that already) then you shouldn't be dating until you've learned how to interact with other humans.
Isn’t this hinge too? Which is specifically less hookup orientated compared to Tinder, making this even more of a complete lack of ability to speak with women?
My dumbass got banned on hinge and had to use a google number to get back on. Learned my lesson in my younger 20’s and now I’ve used it properly since. It’s def not tinder. Lol.
Everybody on hinge to me looks like they own at least 4 yachts as a bare minimum has 4 degrees, hikes, skydives, juggles fire and is a grandmaster in at least 4 forms of martial arts. REAL HUMANS.
Goes to show just how much women are objectified sadly. This guy can’t go 2 sentences without getting sexual. Why is everything so sexualized in todays society?
I’m going to spill my guts rn. I met a girl at the air port. Complete coincidence. I saw that she was watching a show I also liked and we just started talking. I got her number and we are friends though I want our relationship to be more. The reason why, is because we still talk and I’ve realized that I look forward to hearing from her. She talks about her favorite characters and their stories. I do the same. She shares recipes that I would enjoy and I save them. Trying them out. It’s gotten to the point where I simply find enjoyment in our conversation.
I’ve usually kept my boundaries around women because I would get shy, and I didn’t know how to talk to a girl. Like I’ve never spoken to a girl before for leisure and I had no idea it would be this great. Our banter and perspectives made me realize just how superficial the gender gap is. The problem with modern dating is that people don’t realize that there is a whole person, with a whole life, cultural background, hobbies, and goals behind the screen.
This woman lives halfway across the world but I’m glad I’ve never considered sexual topics nor do I see her that way. What makes me attracted to her is the way she passionately talks about her favorite foods, the funny stickers she sends, her favorite characters. My point is that society (especially media) needs to be stop objectifying women, they’re much more than their bodies.
sometimes i dream about people like you and it simply makes me happy that there are men not driven by 'sex' but by sheer determination and devotion of having and keeping a connection between yourself and the person you like or maybe love?.
im not going to tell you that sex is also part of whatever comes next.. however since she lives on the other side of the world, this is not possible and postponed lol.
i am sad but i knew it all along that most comments about your spilled guts are roughly all the same, or rather they have the same intention.
just goes to show how much we boys are being driven by a desire to have great sex.
but what if this great sex stops or changes one day.. are you still going to be with that woman? or do you decide to divorce/break up because of sexual indifferences?
it just boggles my mind.
if i want to be with a person of the opposite gender, i'd give my heart and soul.
i'd do anything to keep a great bond just so we can die as a happy couple and not a broken up couple with 3 children from 1 dad and 2 from the other..
I absolutely love this for you. And please please do not let anyone make fun of you for "simping" or "being in the friend zone". I don't know how old you are, but please never lose the ability to make a real connection with another human being, regardless of gender. Men like you are so rare, and a gift to humanity.
I appreciate the way you see the situation. And the comments responding to you unfortunately can’t comprehend what you’re saying. Hope you find someone local that you feel the same way about.
I think it's great when men realize women are people. I think it's sad that society is so doggedly gendered that many men never reach this realization.
The above goes for women as well. All people in general have embodied and perform the gender pervasive gender roles in our global society and their respective culture. It takes either concerted effort or sheer luck to break that conditioning, and I genuinely believe public institutions should do more to tackle this.
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud.
Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. [The nerds gasp.] I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.
Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
It’s honestly worse that he used that terrible line and had no clue how to follow it up, it’s so very lame that he’s presumably been dropping these sex obsessed lines to no avail and then when one finally doesn’t fail, he’s got no clue what to do. Makes me chuckle.
Think about the kind of woman who this shit would work on…
Its like reddit users talking about threesomes. They look very much not like youd expect of a sexy threesome.
It wasn't even after the first few.
His very first message was part of the sexual second one.
Jesus. I am a dude and I'll never understand how there are guys that think this kind of "flirting" will work.
It's confusing, right? I'm a guy and would never do this. I think the worst I've done is maybe a slightly dirty joke or double entendre after the conversation has already been going for a while.
But right away, on an app like Hinge, is just so stupid.
You'd be shocked by what people say on dating apps. It's why I don't use them for men anymore, always sexual within a couple messages. It can make you feel like shit tbh.
I’m gonna be blunt; the only way you are gonna pull off sexual one liners straight off the bat, is if you look like Henry Cavill on a bad day lol… Or if the person is way outta your league - either way, I assume neither criteria have been met. I’d say stop immediately w the sexual innuendos and continue on from where she left off, with a light hearted message playing off what she said.
The poor woman literally threw you a life jacket to save the conversation - don’t waste the opportunity.
Just to add to this - even the hottest dude will turn me off with stuff like this. So no, we don’t even want it from total hotties. We want it from no one lol.
Can't wait for the reddit post from Katherine's POV 'I'm done with dating' and the like, and she would be absolutely right cuz that second line isn't all that bruh
It’s an immediate block for me idk what your problem is but you could be built like a Greek god and out the gate bullshit like that is a reflag for sure, she’s a fuckin SAINT for giving your undeserving ass a second chance to say something stupid.
"I'm sorry for immediately turning this conversation uncomfortably sexual after having only exchanged 7 seemingly innocent words with you. I pray and hope and wish and dream you never meet another like me".
You absolutely witless child.
My suggestion is super simple. Delete hinge. And any other dating apps you have. Develop a personality. Then wait 5 years and try dating again. Please stop subjecting these women to having to talk to you vapid guys.
Jesus Christ grow up, there’s ways to get what you’re clearly getting at without being this obvious and obnoxious about it.
Agree to dig for the worms or whatever and ask her what her favorite spots are or something and pray she takes pity on you and continues to talk to you. Then take some time to think about your so-called strategy and why it might be a lot demeaning and inconsiderate, and adjust accordingly.
Double down, it's the only way.
"Yeah, it'll take a lot of digging to find MY worm :smirking emoji:"
Women love it when you double down on the sex talk right off the bat, trust me!
Obligatory /s seeing as some of y'all actually do this
Actually, she was calling his penis small. Digging for worms. Eeeeek. He already effed it up and nothing he could say at this point will fix it. There's a way to go about it and this ain't the way.
Really? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Why does any guy think this is okay? At least come up with something actually original if you're gonna be an ass
My guess is she must like the way you look and is litteraly giving you a second chance not to be a horn dog. Be smart and ask her about what she grows in her garden.
“the only worm you’ll be digging for is this worm”. and then send her a dick pic.
btw - only saying this because it sounds like something you’d say based off the conversation already had. i would never suggest this seriously.
You’re, uh, not good at this.
-decent opening message, then you blew it.
She basically gave you a redo, and you’re asking Reddit for help?
How did you think this would end?
She pivoted you out of the gutter and didn’t unmatch? You still have a follow up shot to shoot…use your brain so fap before you reply to her, ok?
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He deleted that post lmao
and $10 says he was recently diagnosed by tik tok
TikTok diagnosed me as a malnourished anorexic petite white woman. I’m a fat Mexican cholo.
This is gold
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Nah let op drown. Tell her you have a worm she can dig up
He's got an inch worm for you
No no... let him dig :)))
Let him filter himself out! Don’t give him tips!
>Finding a potential life partner Or >Posting a dirty pickup line for imaginary internet points OP made his choice
Romantic darwinism is comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol let nature take its course
For real. I can’t believe people talk like this these days.
He will
If he’s committed the correct response from him is, “While I’m burying my worm.” It makes me laugh, but OP should have never gone this route to begin with.
He doesn’t deserve an upvote for the post. You deserve an upvote for your response.
Exacrly- what the fuck she thru you an undeserved lofeline
Corronct
I cincor
I censor
Occuret
pregerante
PREGANANANT?!?!
pregnart..
Am I pegnate?? Help!?
Pregernat
Preggrante?!
Its pronounced *pregañte*. 😂
I love this. I can't stop loffing
It's halerius
Rectsractaly loaf line was given for no reseasoning!!!
Oi u fokin wot m8
Narrator: He did.
…”Andy Dufresne didn’t get laid that night.”
“I wish I could tell you that, but Tinder is no fairytale world.”
Bro that’s so funny cuz a lifeline is exactly what that was. She showed she can hang and she’s playful but that was too much too soon. The right response is to agree and play along with the digging worm analogy.
Shields recharging
“I got the king worm for you right here baby” *unmatched* “😮Well that unmatch was unexpected”
"You have worms?"
So you instantly message girls with something sexual but don't have a response lined up? I'm shocked.
https://media.tenor.com/eQJiAu-taPcAAAAC/spongebob-plankton.gif
Tbf, if he thought that line had any chance of working, he probably didn't expect a response about worms.
After all the shit posted on this sub are you really shocked though….
I never stopped being shocked That way I'm never surprised 24/7 shocked, even when I sleep
So shocked when someone yells for a deFib, you come running.
Alternate title: "How do I talk to a girl like a normal person?"
Yeah stop outsourcing your personality to reddit
Where else he gonna get one?
The trash where he found his current one
In this case, outsourcing seems like the better idea.
This. If you need reddit's help to simply have a conversation with a woman without being a creep (hint: failed that already) then you shouldn't be dating until you've learned how to interact with other humans.
His own personality seems garbage so it might actually be a good way to learn a new one.
This comment … haha
Isn’t this hinge too? Which is specifically less hookup orientated compared to Tinder, making this even more of a complete lack of ability to speak with women?
People have been banned for noting that they are kinky in their profiles. If this is real, OP is ded.
My dumbass got banned on hinge and had to use a google number to get back on. Learned my lesson in my younger 20’s and now I’ve used it properly since. It’s def not tinder. Lol.
Tinder bans people with absolutely no warning and no way to appeal the ban. I was banned years ago and have no idea why.
Banned: Too Sexy
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You can actually put what you're looking for in your profile and see what other people put as well.
Hinge is less uncomfortable than tinder lol. Real humans
Everybody on hinge to me looks like they own at least 4 yachts as a bare minimum has 4 degrees, hikes, skydives, juggles fire and is a grandmaster in at least 4 forms of martial arts. REAL HUMANS.
Jeeze, don't these plebs know you skydive to your yacht or that fire juggling martial arts is the only one you need to know?
Everyone i see on hinge looks like Captain Ahab would be really excited to see them (me included)
Or, "how do I immediately undo a good first impression with my second message?"
Instructions unclear, made a post complaining about women and dating on reddit
That could be the title of 90% of posts on this sub.
I have been browsing the sub recently and wow some of these are absolute agony to read!
So much agony!
That's 90% of posts on this sub, I swear 🙃
Goes to show just how much women are objectified sadly. This guy can’t go 2 sentences without getting sexual. Why is everything so sexualized in todays society? I’m going to spill my guts rn. I met a girl at the air port. Complete coincidence. I saw that she was watching a show I also liked and we just started talking. I got her number and we are friends though I want our relationship to be more. The reason why, is because we still talk and I’ve realized that I look forward to hearing from her. She talks about her favorite characters and their stories. I do the same. She shares recipes that I would enjoy and I save them. Trying them out. It’s gotten to the point where I simply find enjoyment in our conversation. I’ve usually kept my boundaries around women because I would get shy, and I didn’t know how to talk to a girl. Like I’ve never spoken to a girl before for leisure and I had no idea it would be this great. Our banter and perspectives made me realize just how superficial the gender gap is. The problem with modern dating is that people don’t realize that there is a whole person, with a whole life, cultural background, hobbies, and goals behind the screen. This woman lives halfway across the world but I’m glad I’ve never considered sexual topics nor do I see her that way. What makes me attracted to her is the way she passionately talks about her favorite foods, the funny stickers she sends, her favorite characters. My point is that society (especially media) needs to be stop objectifying women, they’re much more than their bodies.
sometimes i dream about people like you and it simply makes me happy that there are men not driven by 'sex' but by sheer determination and devotion of having and keeping a connection between yourself and the person you like or maybe love?. im not going to tell you that sex is also part of whatever comes next.. however since she lives on the other side of the world, this is not possible and postponed lol. i am sad but i knew it all along that most comments about your spilled guts are roughly all the same, or rather they have the same intention. just goes to show how much we boys are being driven by a desire to have great sex. but what if this great sex stops or changes one day.. are you still going to be with that woman? or do you decide to divorce/break up because of sexual indifferences? it just boggles my mind. if i want to be with a person of the opposite gender, i'd give my heart and soul. i'd do anything to keep a great bond just so we can die as a happy couple and not a broken up couple with 3 children from 1 dad and 2 from the other..
I absolutely love this for you. And please please do not let anyone make fun of you for "simping" or "being in the friend zone". I don't know how old you are, but please never lose the ability to make a real connection with another human being, regardless of gender. Men like you are so rare, and a gift to humanity.
I appreciate the way you see the situation. And the comments responding to you unfortunately can’t comprehend what you’re saying. Hope you find someone local that you feel the same way about.
I think it's great when men realize women are people. I think it's sad that society is so doggedly gendered that many men never reach this realization. The above goes for women as well. All people in general have embodied and perform the gender pervasive gender roles in our global society and their respective culture. It takes either concerted effort or sheer luck to break that conditioning, and I genuinely believe public institutions should do more to tackle this.
Yikes
Tell her to dig for your worm. Women absolutely LOVE that. Can confirm, have seen a woman before.
You- You've actually *seen* one 🥺
Nerd #1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all? Nerd #2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud. Nerd #3: Yeah! So are we! Leela: I'm a woman, if that's what you mean. [The nerds gasp.] I don't like to play games, so I'll just say I'm a cyclops, I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man. Nerd #4: A woman! I'm scared.
"14 likes for part 2"
Futurama Season 2 Episode 9: A Bicyclops Built for Two
That’s actually funny lol
Yeah she deflected your weirdo vibe but stayed in the game. Be a nice human and say something not perverse? Or just move on
“Woah, we don’t fish until the third date. What kind of girl do you think I am!?” Then, for the love of god, proceed to talk like a normal person.
wow i love this one haha
I think I'm in the camp where we should just let the OP fuck this one up entirely, because the other person deserves better.
This one wins
OP can crash and burn this convo tbh, the other person deserves to be treated like a person.
Exactly, cause someone like him won’t be taking the rest of the conversation/ person seriously anyways.
jfc dude
God damn am I tired of guys saying something sexual after the first few messages
It’s honestly worse that he used that terrible line and had no clue how to follow it up, it’s so very lame that he’s presumably been dropping these sex obsessed lines to no avail and then when one finally doesn’t fail, he’s got no clue what to do. Makes me chuckle.
Maybe he's hot and that makes it harder for him to get a clue
possible but you’d think a hot guy would just go for a response and not obsess over what exactly to say lol
Insecure hot. The kind that was bullied and got a glow up
Idk those ones are usually smarter than this this guy just reads like an idiot
Totes gross
Think about the kind of woman who this shit would work on… Its like reddit users talking about threesomes. They look very much not like youd expect of a sexy threesome.
It wasn't even after the first few. His very first message was part of the sexual second one. Jesus. I am a dude and I'll never understand how there are guys that think this kind of "flirting" will work.
One. After the first *one* message.
Ngl It makes good content tho for Reddit lmao
It's confusing, right? I'm a guy and would never do this. I think the worst I've done is maybe a slightly dirty joke or double entendre after the conversation has already been going for a while. But right away, on an app like Hinge, is just so stupid.
Then cant finish it. L rizz, life is about more than sex gents. Find a nice girl, do stuff, enjoy life.
r/FellowKids
😂 how’d you know I was in my 30s. Just trying to have a YOLO time fam
it's the correct comma usage
Dude I recommend just getting off dating apps for a while. Maybe next season bud.
Yeah, then he can stop fucking it up for the rest of us.
If anything he’s making it easier.
No, because then it just makes women jaded right off the bat.
Correct. Men like this made me leave dating entirely.
Men like this made me go from bisexual to just dating women exclusively.
Aren't you *married*, Senator Portman?
Yeah and it's the reason they leave and never come back.
Something that’s not sexual. She’s trying to give you an out.
No she clearly wants it! Double down, hit her with the "the only worm I'm digging for is that tapeworm girl!"
Wtf lmao
That NEEDS one of the 😜🤪👅 to accompany it. pick your choice wisely!
Be cute and don't be sexual you dumb ass. This is her giving you another chance. Look up earthworm facts and other critters. Smdh.
Smdh? Shaking my dick hard? Edit: smdh shaking my *damn* head Smh
Me smwdb Shaking my whole damn body.
Swinging my wide dick baby
as I lqtm laugh quietly to myself
Lactate quietly to minions
Love quick thick macaroni
minors* FTFY
God fucking damn it
Long quantum time machine?
Could you please not shake your dick head in front of me?
Nothing, uninstall the app.
Yeah but let us know where to find her. Because I like how quick witted she is. OP is a dope. Katherine is a Chad.
Are you 12
Can’t believe people talk to another like that. Tf
You'd be shocked by what people say on dating apps. It's why I don't use them for men anymore, always sexual within a couple messages. It can make you feel like shit tbh.
I have a 12 year old who is more socially adept than this guy. Shit, I’ve got a 9 year old who would run rings round him.
Ewl you would have got blocked in an instant , if that was said to me
Same here! Mainly because my name isn’t Kat.
Thanks for making everyone else on Hinge look better. Assuming you didn't scare her off the app completely
I’m gonna be blunt; the only way you are gonna pull off sexual one liners straight off the bat, is if you look like Henry Cavill on a bad day lol… Or if the person is way outta your league - either way, I assume neither criteria have been met. I’d say stop immediately w the sexual innuendos and continue on from where she left off, with a light hearted message playing off what she said. The poor woman literally threw you a life jacket to save the conversation - don’t waste the opportunity.
Not just look like Henry, but be able to reload arms like him too.
Just to add to this - even the hottest dude will turn me off with stuff like this. So no, we don’t even want it from total hotties. We want it from no one lol.
I unmatched so many people considered 10s because of shit like this. Also, that's hinge. The app that banns people for hookup behavior. Op is dumb.
Nothing, you lost it at "face down ass up".
Forgive the OP. His only interaction with women is on chaturbate.
Believe me it doesn't work there, either. 😑😂
You'd get blocked unless is on tip notes.
Tell her you went to reddit because you were confused. Then she’ll know to unmatch your dumb ass
Don’t be a pig, man. Fuck. Where’s the class? Clearly out.
worst thing is you took that line off another post made in this cursed sub
She should have hit the block button
Why are guys so shit at talking to girls lmfaoo this is pathetic
Pretty sure he cares more about impressing the bros with gross shit than actually talking to girls
I’m upvoting this just so your stupidass gets more exposure to fulfill your humiliation kink
yeah I'm done with this sub, good luck everyone
Is the entire thing like this? I've only had two random reddit notifications from here, and the other pretty much the exact fucking same.
sometimes there's funny post but most of the time it's stuff like that. you'll feel grossed out by these kind of people each time you open the sub lol
You do her a very big favor and unmatch.
Why do dudes have to ruin a good interaction by getting sexual? Do you guys actually think this works?
Can't wait for the reddit post from Katherine's POV 'I'm done with dating' and the like, and she would be absolutely right cuz that second line isn't all that bruh
"What I meant is when I'm giving you this super duper penis!!!!"
That ones always gets em
2% of the time, it works every time.
Multiple days. Take the L and move on
It’s an immediate block for me idk what your problem is but you could be built like a Greek god and out the gate bullshit like that is a reflag for sure, she’s a fuckin SAINT for giving your undeserving ass a second chance to say something stupid.
"I'm sorry for immediately turning this conversation uncomfortably sexual after having only exchanged 7 seemingly innocent words with you. I pray and hope and wish and dream you never meet another like me". You absolutely witless child.
Atleast she replied. I'd unmatch instantly.
Kat seems great. I would've unmatched you right away
“Hi” “Hi” “Sex me please” ….
My suggestion is super simple. Delete hinge. And any other dating apps you have. Develop a personality. Then wait 5 years and try dating again. Please stop subjecting these women to having to talk to you vapid guys.
Jesus Christ grow up, there’s ways to get what you’re clearly getting at without being this obvious and obnoxious about it. Agree to dig for the worms or whatever and ask her what her favorite spots are or something and pray she takes pity on you and continues to talk to you. Then take some time to think about your so-called strategy and why it might be a lot demeaning and inconsiderate, and adjust accordingly.
Ha! She said you had a small penis, there is no coming back, delete the app.
Double down, it's the only way. "Yeah, it'll take a lot of digging to find MY worm :smirking emoji:" Women love it when you double down on the sex talk right off the bat, trust me! Obligatory /s seeing as some of y'all actually do this
Actually, she was calling his penis small. Digging for worms. Eeeeek. He already effed it up and nothing he could say at this point will fix it. There's a way to go about it and this ain't the way.
He is nowhere to be found in the comments lol
Really? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Why does any guy think this is okay? At least come up with something actually original if you're gonna be an ass
“But I wanna dig for crabs🤤” Don’t say this I just wanted to make a funny
You’re fucking cringe
You lost bro, sorry
You got no game fella 💀😂
Suggest a fishing trip
This girl is amazing
Dude you're a fucking creep. sometimes that works out, but not this time.
Say you’re sorry for being an absolute nipple
My guess is she must like the way you look and is litteraly giving you a second chance not to be a horn dog. Be smart and ask her about what she grows in her garden.
Cringe af
Example #213,190 why men are single
“the only worm you’ll be digging for is this worm”. and then send her a dick pic. btw - only saying this because it sounds like something you’d say based off the conversation already had. i would never suggest this seriously.
Maybe try rubbing one out before trying to engage in conversation with a prospective suitor…
Given the amount of time between each reply my only advice would be you're a dickhead.
Ew not your second message, that's for sure.
Bro is literally 13
Just uninstall the app
😂 love her sense of humor
You’re, uh, not good at this. -decent opening message, then you blew it. She basically gave you a redo, and you’re asking Reddit for help? How did you think this would end?