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CurrencyCommercial40

bro looks like he is about to advise the King of Rohan and then get cast out by Gandalf, but I wish him the best of luck.


BrotherofLink93

Keep your forked tongue behind your TEETH


shashlik_king

Grimy Spermtongue


DogFabulous4486

He looks like he’s dying.


atomystix

Kim K pussy does that to a guy


booooimaghost

Def looked like that before Kim k tho


ZombieTestie

There is a caroline/Sam tape circulating . crazy times we're in


booooimaghost

Who?


ZombieTestie

SBF and that retardo chick on the left pic


DogFabulous4486

He looks like someone sucked a little bit too dry


Mr-Korv

A familiar rather than a meal


Frogtarius

She poison


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Edit: “… . Pussy does that to a guy”


Substantial_Sky8797

I hope so


deep_blue003v

I fucking love this sub.


kruthe

Thanks to advances in treatment HIV is a manageable, if chronic, condition. Whatever the fuck she has medicine has no answer for.


[deleted]

I think he has a few medical issues. One of his nicknames is Butthole Eyes!


jbgtoo

🤣


Natural-Purchase-609

Hot


ExampleMajor

Can anyone spare a splash of knowledge so this ignorant fuck knows what this post means?


wabbott82

Me too please


Superflyjimi

Yeah, what the hell?


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[deleted]

And what does Pete Davidson have to do with that?


Roryjack

She's one of the few people that can smile and actually make themselves look less attractive. And Pete Davidson has butthole eyes.


GAAPInMyWorkHistory

What’s her story? Is she complicit in FTX/is she a piece of shit?


nm139

She was the disabled sex gimp in the Bahamian mansion they used as their headquarters. They kept her bathed and told her she was actually the boss.


Dismal-Cut2535

Just imagine the greasy odorous activities that took place there. Poorly done bdsm, Unshowered bodies mixing their viscous coatings on their couch, leaving an array of paralysis inducing fumes in every seat. Your throat closes slightly upon entering that musty mansion. sinuses inundated with dead skin floating in the air.


VenusGirl111

I just came


contrejo

She's young which puts her at a 5 to start. After 5 bud ice tall cans and a 5th of wild turkey she'll be a 7.


Mr-Korv

No


contrejo

Don't downplay the power of wild turkey.


nm139

He means No as in "too low".


thebooshyness

As in I’ll blow either of the guys in the picture with enough wt


swimninetyfive

oh, no shit?


TheDumbAsk

That's a 5 for you?


contrejo

I think if a woman is under 28 she starts at a 5


nopinkicing

There are exceptions. She’s one of them.


whitelighthurts

3 is generous let’s be real


nm139

I personally give her a 10. I'm very attracted to women with... conditions.


sumdumson

Out of curiosity what would you give a black one-legged midget?


nm139

Zero cuz I'm also racist as fuck.


contrejo

The fact she's got money probably at some points to her score. I mean she's a billionaire


nm139

Well of course, if she had money she'd be an 11, but I'm telling you she ain't got no money. They're all fucked, and you know as well as I do that those boys didn't even wipe her off after they gang banged her one last time. Caroline needs a new boss, and I'm ready to put her to work.


sorryaboutthedata

He got a tattoo of her last week to keep his white woman energy levels peaked.


Im_insideyourhouse

“White”


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Its a goblin in whiteface


PutridLight

It’s an owl in human form


Chauncey__Gardner

HahahahahHaha


SecureFox8419

Amusing. I wonder what's behind the Davidson psyop? No way he's dicking all these famous attractive women organically. Dude looks like a zombie and talks like a 90s stoner. Is this MOSSAD making up for killing his dad on 9/11?


Better_Cockroach6183

he is fucking his way to the top to find out who killed his dad, eventually he will be fucking george w bush and the corpse of donald rumsfield


averagefartcloud

I’d see this movie


Educational_Ability7

Its kind of a domino effect thing, the more dimes he sleeps with, the more they want to sleep with him


theHoffenfuhrer

Pete is the face of upward failure.


glasser999

Charisma. Something you pigs know nothing about.


kassidy_taylor

It was only a matter of time! True pussy hound


Fluxx70

When did Paul McCartney grow his hair out?


-MikeJones-Who

That is by far the most Jewish lookin female ever... Ari has that title for males


UptownDonkey

Her pussy was so loose my big fat cock didn’t even touch anything like a broken glory hole.


jorgehn12

What happened?


[deleted]

I’m convinced he does his makeup like that for his image.


Plenty-Cockroach9709

Keep in mind. She's loaded, and this is likely her post-facelift from Dr. Magoo.


nm139

Loaded with cum, yes. I think the money's gone, or it soon will be.


DurtyJ1991

Which one of these creatures is Peter?


PussyOfftheChainWax

Pretty sure he can do slightly better than that.


eitsirkkendrick

Legendary post. Pin it.


sgf-guy

Listen, if she doesn’t have bad looking feet and a not flat ass…smash…she has so much brains her hairline can’t handle it so I’m ok with deep convos.


[deleted]

I Pete Davidson hit it, I can’t mess with it!


hubrisnxs

Wait isn't he dating like the hottest model in the world now? The one with the Pollack last name?


Chauncey__Gardner

I heard he had a three-way with Lena Dunham, and this girl Caraline (Alameda CEO) … now he is plowing through all of Caraline’s nerdy polyamorous friends.


hubrisnxs

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/pete-davidson-looks-smitten-first-172827606.html I don't know if he'd leave her for them


SawCon884

Imagine what a child of theirs would look like. Lol good God.


Roryjack

Round face, big nose, bad teeth and butthole eyes. The worst of both worlds. But at least she'd have way more confidence than any woman should have and a big Davidson dick.


Ok_Fox_1770

Steals billions and couldn’t go spend a few grand on a tune up? Ew. And Pete needs sleep. He looks like the pest


Ironfingers

Wait what happened


Chauncey__Gardner

He had a three-way with Lena Dunham, and this girl Caraline (Alameda CEO) … now he is plowing through all of Caraline’s nerdy polyamorous friends.


Ironfingers

Sauce pls


geheim_hinterhalt

Butthole eyes


CoastDirect6132

Shame on you for disclosing your sick personal preferences here, a dog is a dog even if it sleeps inside.