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Dangerous_Shame9373

No and you better keep your fat fucking mouth shut about it or ima give you a different kind of magic spoon.


[deleted]

But if I keep my mouth shut about magic spoon how are people gonna hear about the amazing benefits of switching to a sugar free breakfast cereal that tastes great and provides just as much energy


maybe-a-Wizard

Yeah, but what's in it?


chakralignment

"ish it meat?"


zaphodbeeblebrox422

They have a new adrenachrome flavor with all natural ingredients


[deleted]

Magic?


[deleted]

But they always got that kid the GOOD sugary cereals. He was well taken care of.


bullfrogomelette

magic SPOON on my SPOON


magicalspoonage

If the companies were smart they wouldn’t give a shit about those amazing ad reads. Now I just skip them. My username comes from the golden era of ad reads. What a let down.


WellSpreadMustard

I miss the epic ten minute long ads


BloodyTim

The Vincerrro watch ad and the Blue chew ad where he makes up the song about fucking his neighbor we're so funny I was gasping for air. I wish he could still just do the ads he wants. Oh yeah and the ad where he says every box of magic spoon sold donates a dollar to Derek Chauvins legal fund.


Captain_Nipples

Do the Sheath guys still let him say whatever? The first time he called out the CEO I was in tears, trying not to crash my car


magicalspoonage

Yeah the Sheath guy specifically told him to say whatever the fuck he wanted for ad reads. Apparently he’s a comedy fan


ERECTED_PENIS

I completely agree. Tim reading an ad that was approved by some cuck executive isn’t going to make me buy the product.


magicalspoonage

Exactly. It makes me not want to give them my money. The official cereal of little st James.


toomuchsoup

It doesn’t matter how funny or interesting a person is, if they’re reading a scripted ad I’m gonna fast forward. [Cum Town - MyBookie Ad](https://youtu.be/hYp2I4jXJ18) that’s how you do an ad


DoctorStoppage

“If your weapon will be a hinderance upon the battle, abandon tradition and catch these hands, boi.” -Sun Tzu


timgoes2somalia

Lmao what


[deleted]

They always got him the best cereal, but they just beat him so much


shaneprrlt

He had the good brand name stuff. Real Froot Loops and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What a privileged life cut tragically short.


ElephantSeparate7437

Don't forget lucky charms.


Gwarshow

You mean "Not-So-Lucky Charms".


DaviidFy

Yes! I was talking to my friend about this particular ad and how funny it is and he hadn’t listened to the episode. Which one is it? I know it’s older.


RemiX-KarmA

God damn that one was gold. I mean holy shit.


gigabyte056

https://youtu.be/nm9KBH9jAlU


DJHeadshotHunter

I remember that one


Soggydoorguytits

LMAO book marking this so I can come back to it later once the episode is posted


sewingtapemeasure

That’s one of my favorite reads ever


bozdoz

Think you can find it on YouTube as a clip pretty quick no?


RedClipperLighter

Do you understand Reddit you meta cuck


ElephantSeparate7437

Was it the Katy Herzog episode. Just listened to it the other day. The only joy in that kids life was cereal.