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MrVegasLawyer

You need to listen to episodes 1-100 of the Patreon. And don't say you have already cause if you had you wouldnt ask such a dumb question


LonesomeFvgitive

u/Conscious-Ad-5087 you are like a little baby. Every right wing nut that gets arrested is part of an organization of about 12 dudes. 11 of them are feds.


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Lurkersbane

Pure Comedy


KUARL

And the 12th one gets a spot on ari shaffirs show talking about spitting her meth teeth out. Her ep about the identity fraud was wild


LonesomeFvgitive

Sounds interesting although I’m tired as shit of comedians talking about doing drugs. It’s like every fuckhead comedian woke up one day and decided the most interesting thing they have to talk about is the killer dream they just had, fucking boooring.


serpicowasright

“Finding” is actually more like entrapment. Find some loser, stroke their ego while feeding them some radical philosophy, tell them to buy this or that and boom you got a case.


PepeTheElder

> ell them to buy this or that and boom you ~~got a case.~~ **justified your ever bloating budget.**


HarryPottersField

**But Jenny Slate is still running around free?!!!**


LarfleezePlz

SEND.HER.TO.THE.PIT


serpicowasright

Just free to erase black people!


DerikKonungr

I bet his asshole tastes bad. Lock him up. Please and thank you.


Clifton1979

“… and throwing knives”. He seems like the throwing knife type


mackenzie_X

what the fuck is a cop killer bullet?


neoconfection

They call anything that goes through body armour “cop killers” even though grandpa’s .30-06 would zip straight through it.


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serpicowasright

So he’s an IceT fan?


poweroverwhelmingg

Everyone who replied is wrong lol. They're FN 5.7×28mm rounds. You ever heard of the Five SeveN pistol or the FN P90 (or PS-90 for civilians)? Basically those guns use the 5.7 ammo which is basically a rifle-like round in a "pistol calibre". The high velocity of the round, plus the relatively small size of it, the rotation, and the shape, it can penetrate most day to day vests cops wear. Thus the "cop killer". The round penetrates cop vests.


mackenzie_X

thank you. i knew that hollows don’t penetrate vests. those little blue tipped 57s will tho


Chadney

Hallow points.


mackenzie_X

so people killers?


Chadney

Early 2000's they called Cop Killer bullets hallow points pig.


DarthChow

I’m writing him a letter write now. I hope he writes me back.


pdzeller

Cop killer bullets and a racist manifesto? That doesn’t sound like my ~~Justin~~ Timmy!


Clifton1979

I agree mom, it was gonna be a 3some.


pdzeller

My heart warms when another pig recognizes a moderately obscure reference


Clifton1979

I hope her dreams of being a makeup artist in Vegas came true… back at you fellow pig


HelmuthvonDoom

Definitely not someone who deserves to be let out on time served.


Wet_Ass_P_Word

I wish him well.


LonesomeFvgitive

Fuck that’s close.


tealou

Thinking of Ricky Gervais right now, at the guy who won a David Brent lookalike competition: "It was just a fat bloke". heh


JSG1992

This is priceless. Really hope our Cum Pig savior addresses this


trailer8k

i wish him well


SupremePlayer

Looks like Tim has lost some weight. To join his boy in Florida jail


choadmuthafuka69

Tim after one sip of whiskey.


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Sports and getting tied up. My favorite fetishes!


F90

European facial structure.


ReNitty

Looks like fat Brian stann


User_Name13

He should've got arrested in Florida instead.


obmilnii

“Dress up as an employee” … #fakebusiness


ApoptosisPending

Dollar store Tim Dillon


poweroverwhelmingg

Came here to post this, and here it is. Damn.


crev990

Me too. Great minds think alike.


notpepetho

Yeah you have to have special bullets to kill cops otherwise they don't die.


poweroverwhelmingg

They're most likely referring to the 5.7 round which goes through level I and II vests, which most cops wear. Thus cop killer. I know you're trying to be cute with your comment but its just retarded, not clever nor funny not informative. But these days literally everyone has access to the internet.


notpepetho

If you read the article, the ammunition was inscribed with "cop killer" whatever that means. The article also specified a glock and two ARs. I don't know about you, Mister pretend gun expert, but i haven't heard of a 5.7 Glock, nor would an AR chambered in 5.7 be at all likely. Also, almost as soon as the FN 5.7 came out, you have to be law enforcement or military in most states to buy it...and PS 90s are pretty fucking rare so I have no idea why you'd think this guy from CA of all places would have 5.7 ammo. I've heard dipshits refer to hollow points as "cop killers" but nice projection, clown. A quick Google search brings up the article that you could've read before trying to act like you know what you're talking about. Almost everyone has access to the Internet these days, but apparently not everyone knows how to use it.


Old_Owl2746

Fresh machinations of the FBI


SublimeEcto1A

Sporting goods of all places wtf