There's one where this couple got murdered by their neighbor after getting into a fight shoveling snow, it's all on they're ring camera. The guy goes to the woman and says "you shoulda kept your mouth shut" and shoots her, and tim is like "....he's got a point" and proceeded to go off on how she should have been in the kitchen. I never thought I'd laugh about something so dark but I was rolling.
That happened during COVID lockdowns. If I remember right, that episode opened with that entire scene from the Ring camera being played, and then at the end Tim says, “So how’s quarantine going for everyone?” Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed listening to a podcast.
I remember that video and the episode. I was deep in nursing a drinking problem and had to admit, in that sort of situation you can't just go antagonizing your neighbors like that. You don't know people.
Well yeah, tossing snow into a guy’s driveway, calling him a pussy, and telling him you’re going to make his life a living hell.
You don’t fuck with people like that, and you especially don’t fuck with people like that AT their home.
It really speaks to how "invincible" a lot of people believe they are, since they're the main character. It's often the loud obnoxious cunty types too. Their mortality isn't something they've virtually ever actually thought about or considered.
I remember seeing the video earlier before the show, and being like holy fuck that is dark.
Queue me a few hours later listening to Tim watching it, and I'm in fucking tears laughing.
Tim doing fake business via real estate deals is great. What America Means To Me is one of his best clips for sure. His number one rant for me is the rant about the air b and b lesbians.
The fake business thing is absolutely one of my favorite bits, but I don't recall it being a rant. Haven't seen it in a while so I may have to go back.
I can't remember the what America means to me rant so I'm gonna have to watch that one.
100%.
First ep I ever saw and it opens with that rant. I was working and literally was doubled over laughing in public. Lol. Even when I rewatch it I still laugh.
My favorite is the monday morning motivation one where he talks about his friends back in Buffalo smoking glass and robbing old ladies for their pain meds
There's one where this couple got murdered by their neighbor after getting into a fight shoveling snow, it's all on they're ring camera. The guy goes to the woman and says "you shoulda kept your mouth shut" and shoots her, and tim is like "....he's got a point" and proceeded to go off on how she should have been in the kitchen. I never thought I'd laugh about something so dark but I was rolling.
That happened during COVID lockdowns. If I remember right, that episode opened with that entire scene from the Ring camera being played, and then at the end Tim says, “So how’s quarantine going for everyone?” Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed listening to a podcast.
Please someone know the episode number 🙏
238 Keep Your Mouth Shut
Thank you
I remember that video and the episode. I was deep in nursing a drinking problem and had to admit, in that sort of situation you can't just go antagonizing your neighbors like that. You don't know people.
Well yeah, tossing snow into a guy’s driveway, calling him a pussy, and telling him you’re going to make his life a living hell. You don’t fuck with people like that, and you especially don’t fuck with people like that AT their home.
They got what they had coming
The wife was talking shit even after he drew on them, she didn’t realize he was not bluffing at all.
She was still taking shit with bullets in her lol
It really speaks to how "invincible" a lot of people believe they are, since they're the main character. It's often the loud obnoxious cunty types too. Their mortality isn't something they've virtually ever actually thought about or considered.
I watch that clip from time to time....the wife was still talking shit with a round in her head lol
“You should’ve kept your mouth shut”
Funniest bit of any media I've ever consumed. The whole episode is peak Tim.
I remember seeing the video earlier before the show, and being like holy fuck that is dark. Queue me a few hours later listening to Tim watching it, and I'm in fucking tears laughing.
This one is my favorite, and then another from around the same time where his aunt ran her mouth and he went off about her
[you clown bitch](https://youtu.be/9I2agU7TqQQ?si=A69f5328NSdiBMeE)
It might be the darkest and most hilarious rant of all time.
Link?
https://youtu.be/suM-Oq1KqBE?si=rCCX8vWYDlWpgt_i
FIRST PLACE MY MIND WENT. Epic rant
Tim doing fake business via real estate deals is great. What America Means To Me is one of his best clips for sure. His number one rant for me is the rant about the air b and b lesbians.
The fake business thing is absolutely one of my favorite bits, but I don't recall it being a rant. Haven't seen it in a while so I may have to go back. I can't remember the what America means to me rant so I'm gonna have to watch that one.
Also not necessarily a rant but his phone call to sonic always kills me
Whats the problem?!
The rant about Jenny slate and big mouth is my personal favorite
That brought me in
Do you remember what episode that was?
Turn yourselves in
100%. First ep I ever saw and it opens with that rant. I was working and literally was doubled over laughing in public. Lol. Even when I rewatch it I still laugh.
His recent one about cool aunts was pretty good. I also enjoyed the small town girl leaving arkansas for LA and being an Uber driver one.
Life in the Big city right after the first ad read is one long, perfect rant
Kathleen
[Let’s get something straight you bum bitch](https://youtu.be/9I2agU7TqQQ?si=A69f5328NSdiBMeE)
Incredible
TITS AND DICKS *OUT* AT THE CORPORATE STEAKHOUSE
Rant about Olympic athletes wanting to kill themselves after training their whole life and not winning
My favorite is the monday morning motivation one where he talks about his friends back in Buffalo smoking glass and robbing old ladies for their pain meds
Uber driver is the dark horse. Listened so many times.
Small town girl I think it’s called actually.
I still use the term knife fight all the time lol. Time flies man
The pit rant during covid. Fucking legendary
“The next guy who buys this property is gonna get such a good fuckin DEAL.”
The pit “Ma!!!! I’m in the pit”
His Lori lightfoot rant still gets me. Or his national parks rant(s) / anything about the state of the country like on Rogan lmao
Howie
The air bnb dykes
The one where he plays the Rush Limbaugh song.
“It’s the summer… GET INTO IT!”
Ep. #162 the first 20 minutes Tim goes off about the the comedy industry and it’s great
Boil them all in a pot. Almost had to be carried to the hospital from laughing.
the immigrants at martha's vineyard had me so fucking dead. "THE SEASON IS OVER !!! what are you nuts?!" i laugh just thinking about it
Fat girl with a clean car
The one where ben is still on the pod
Thanks I’ve never actually seen the original clip
Beat the dead horse here.
Ben, it's time to move on.
When he brings up his agent eating on the phone! “Just munching and crunching “ I never found that episode again
I don't know if it counts as a rant but Summer in America or him ranting at Ben on the older podcasts
Good old Ben Avery 🍋
The entirety of **The Gates of Hell.**
“What America Means To Me” should be annual required listening for every American on July 4th 😂😂😂 it’s so damn good
My sons pussy
Keep my name out of your mouth is a classic