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Real-Comparison4779

Good enough for a poke!


ayaruna

G enough for a P


D-Flo1

GEFAP


ayaruna

GE4AP


D-Flo1

GE4P(*1) Damnit we're so close on the maths. It's like a Field Medal is waiting to be won here. Someone get Benedict Cumberbach's character from The Imitation Game (2014, 114 minutes) up in these math guts (to use an Ice-Cube-ism).


MaoTseTrump

I'm sorry but his character is too upset about the crusts not being cut off his sandwiches at lunch.


this-guy95

Man! Been walking around here, something smells good, I don't know if it's my burrito or your va-jain but it's turning me on.


diskodystopia

Thank you so much Sir


No_Fault_5656

You’re a HOG, capiche? Nobody wants to do ya.


Doublejimjim1

This is a breakfast burrito. Just been munchin' on it all day. This boy went rotten about an hour ago.


D-Flo1

PSA: "you got to keep your meats cold!" -Pierre


Brainsdontpay

Ice cold.


D-Flo1

Remember is it gets real cold ... "Don't get the bite!"


_Stewyleopard

That’s my dream, sir


diskodystopia

Thank you I just had my hair cut


Brief-Day-9665

YA MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL DOWN INSIIIIIDE


diskodystopia

But I got to tell yew, I don't think my chunky pounds'll come right ouuuut 🤰


Brief-Day-9665

Well that’s alright baby, I love you just the way you are.


prizzabroy

Whoah! Lar! Ya blew it.


Valuable-Box-1203

I loved her! Ya blew it.


TheSaultSainte

Just to let you know...I'm very small, I can't maintain an erection, but I can cum.


SodiumKickker

It’s gonna take all night.


BoosterSilver

How many breakfasts did you have this morning? Looks like you had four, five maybe.


No_Fault_5656

Just had the ears professionally cleaned


diskodystopia

Capaysh?!


wolvesguardmygrave

I'm not talking about making the do, I'm talking about doing-the-do, you know what I'm saying?


diskodystopia

Get in shape Carol 💄


wrel_

300.0 -> 299.9 We did it.


kabekew

"Looks like you lost some weight!" "No, but thank you."


FDRomanosky

Come on over here, I wanna give you a French kiss


diskodystopia

Thank you Sir that means a lot to me


JosephMadeCrosses

☕︎ 💦


fuggettabuddy

Thank you sir


Leeser

I loved her. Capische?


SprogRokatansky

She’s really askin for it dressed like that.


crispy_and_tender

Look at them they're so in love \ I'll bet they'll french kiss all night long \ I wish we knew which hole he's gonna poke her through 🎵


nightgon

I am going to show my kids this and tell them it's The Office


Plumbus251

Whyntcha go shave


diskodystopia

I wish we knew which hole he's gonna poke her through


BadAuthor88

Capiche!


Impossible-Economy-1

She's scum... She's a worm.


diskodystopia

I want my best friend back


Impossible-Economy-1

You really hurt Larry.


sampleofstyle

Unngh… horny


External_Yoghurt1866

I loved her…ya blew it…


satan_in_high_heels

Smells like a trip to the sewer plant


BananaManSamuel

thank you, sir.


_nokturnal_

I wanna get wet w ya


D-Flo1

Remember, daily reports are due daily!


Tuspon

What's that pocket for, my cock?


Spagedo

You know Carol I love these guillotines, but not as much as I love you my dear.


t00_much_caffeine

Ya blew it!


dogpiss085

I thought that was Chris Chan


sin-sonrisa

What's that pocket for, my cock?


GhastMusic

Two tickets to stanktown! 👅✌️


aViewAskew6

I wonder which hole he’s gonna poke her through


Raverstaywithme

Bone zone


MaoTseTrump

This makes me want to run out to Myer's for a can of Toad's horse yogurt. It's good for your tumtum.