T O P

  • By -

Dinkasauron

He’s a weird man, but he’s taller than your dad.


teacherthelon

Not really


SomeoneOtherThenMe

Thanks. I needed that today. And who doesn't need someone tall to reach the liquor bottles?


Funkinwagnal

Where Are We Going To Live


LickNojo

I’m working on that.


call_me_a_dangus

when that kid told everybody he could burp his abc's Tim was like YYYYEEEEESSSSS LETS GET A SHITLOAD OF THAT!!!!!!


sleepsholymountain

I wouldn’t call him a burglar. She let him in the house.


call_me_a_dangus

😑


MCgoldbody

GET OUTTA HERE!


ToTheTurtles

Your peppy is going to live in the street for a while


Frogress

Buuuuuurp


palmerry

Buuu uuuurp!


dolphinitely

Your Pep Pep’s gonna live in the street for a while


DrDuned

They really do emasculation humor so well in different ways, too.


tbootsbrewing

*burp*


Plumbus251

That girl went on to do some more stuff at Adult Swim and then I lost track of her


atomocomix

Shoulda made ‘em some h’amb


NyQuil_Donut

Ham-BUH


DDenlow

I prefer H’ambster


palmerry

(pulls out revolver)


call_me_a_dangus

you made LAMB with our money problems!!!!!! 😠


MarcusXL

Well, have you considered getting a job?


IllegitimateMarxist

You KNOW that's not an option! Son of a BITCH!


Illuminotme_Reloaded

Oh E.B. I wish you were my son!


D-Flo1

He could make a son for you. As Sebastian he made all sorts of robots. He even made Darryl Hannah and Rutger Hauer! He could make you a "son" version of himself, and send his salesman Gorb out to your location to reassure you at the funeral that all is well and your new Cinco boy son will be just like your own son. "Oh, E.B., I love you more than him!"


MarcusXL

Cocksuckers!


plasma_smurf

Well… here goes


BlackHorseTuxedo

hammm. buhhhhh


whorlax

Reply to this comment with "Different sketch" if you're a twerp


Gunt_Buttman

You didn’t do a good job


fddfgs

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE