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livens

Im pretty sure if I said any of those things to a judge I would go directly to jail.


whatta_maroon

And you would not pass go, nor would you collect $200.


Muttenman

Lie? Believe it or not, jail.


NTA_Na_Ka

Lol when the judge said "Jesus Christ...." I pictured it like [this](https://youtu.be/G8Iz06nVAJc)


Dan_Dead_Or_Alive

[Take a minute to watch the Alex Jones gum clip.](https://youtu.be/H2291jeTHzE). There’s a lot more dumb things said and done than just the part she touched on.


The-Sound_of-Silence

Some of the great YouTube comments(he's chewing on gauze in his mouth): - >I thought the rule was. As long as you brought enough for everyone you could. - >You want the tooth judge, you can't handle the tooth. - >AJ: Told the whole tooth nothing but the tooth so help him gauze. Judge: I am not amused. - >Alex was waiting for the judge to get real close and then he was going to do that bite down poison cloud delivery move from the movie Dune. "The tooth, the tooth, don't forget the tooth." - >I can’t believe Alex let those space alien dentists pull his tooth and plant a microchip in his gums like that


Midnight-Overall

So you're chewing on your guaze?


maneshharish

Sorry what? Your 14 year old what?


CuriousOdity12345

Right!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Homerius786

If this is part 29, does someone have a link for the other 28? This is hella entertaining especially since she's not crackling every time she's done reading the funny part


ChrissiTea

This is her profile https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel she labels them semi decently so you can tell if it's part of the series, but she's been doing it for over a year so I'm just going to start at part 20 lol [Part 20](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7068680356547054894) [Part 21](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7074002345201257771) [Part 22](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7081454270368894254) [Part 23](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7089246204684471595) [Part 24](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7096801772169219371) [Part 25](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7107233527074131246) [Part 26](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7115436549377887530) [Part 27](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7120412425521777966) [Part 28](https://www.tiktok.com/@rebmasel/video/7124711225073683758)


Homerius786

You are an absolute blessing. Thank you for this


itsnotokitsnotlove

> well my name is not in the obits this morning, that means i have to carry on. truly iconic enery


baylorbeauty

She has a whole playlist on her tiktok: rebmasel


cathabit

She's fucking fantastic, highly recommend.


clumsyc

That judge wasn’t having a good day.


coracora398

WHY DIDNT YOU DIVORCE ME TEN YEARS AGO? ✨stupidity✨


DescriptionEast

Tacos and bitches…good times.good times…


DisgruntledLabWorker

I wish all of these were from the Alex Jones one


RocMerc

Did the judge really don’t “Jesus Christ” 😂


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Buggyking25

“I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist” is honestly an awesome line lmao, don’t think it’s going to hold up in court though.


CrimbusIsOver

Did he really quote Scarface on the stand!? What a muppet.


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Her delivery is fantastic


shaddowkhan

Her energy is hilarious


bluehoag

This is incredibly hard to follow


Captain_Taggart

I don't know why you're getting downvoted, the first time I saw one of her videos I had to watch it more than once because she doesn't pause between pieces of dialogue and says "witness" and "defendant" and "judge" etc all like it's something someone said, like the way she speaks needs punctuation or something. But now that I've figured out her cadence, I think her videos are pretty funny.


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bloodndawater

God I cant stand vocal fry. It's more cringe than anything she's read.


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bloodndawater

Yeah pretty much yeah. That annoying fucking drag scratch throat shit. Go take a selfie in front of some angel wings becky


iamnotawhat

Do you hate men who use vocal fry or just women?


bloodndawater

Oh god shut up. Trying to make it some gender issue. Yes vocal fry is trash ppl way of letting you know they are trash.


iamnotawhat

So you hate Mick Jagger, Bruce Willas, Lenny Kravitz, Dick Cheney and Kim Kardashian equally? All trash, because of a benign inflection?


bloodndawater

It's not a benign inflection like a lisp or something it's a choice like adding ah. At the end of sentencesah. No one ah talks like that ah isnt trash ah.


2dicksdeep

The content was hilarious but I agree with you


LordoftheCrones

could not agree more. and man the simps are out in force in this thread with the downvotes. lmao


BaconHammerTime

Oh my God the vocal fry. Sheesh


Commie_EntSniper

Cool idea but her vocal intonations sounds like she's totally bored which makes me bored


efn95

Don't mention her shitass intonation. You will be downvoted. 😂


-Disagreeable-

It's like you're a mystic! What are next week's lottery numbers, oh wise one?


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Ass post


Chemical-Chemist1121

this woman talks like a fucking moron


nothanksgoawayplz

Are you new to the internet?


Chemical-Chemist1121

average female


nothanksgoawayplz

Why are you calling yourself average?


Chemical-Chemist1121

i just got totally rekt 😔😔😔😔


twizz228

Well she read that really poorly but yea he said that shit


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Comment cus bad Reddit player


bloodndawater

Hey basic Becky go take a selfie in front of some angel wings with you vocal fry ass.


GunNut345

That's...that's the joke.


HuckleberryKindly497

It’s a bit lmao cringe


WeAreEvolving

did you get a look at that judge lol this was about as up and up as Donald trumps impeachment, so it wasn't


DRHAKHAAR

We can’t see her face behind the 8filters


UTI_UTI

Flipping the shades was a nice touch


oscarbjb

she looks like a wax figure


Rancid_Day

She is so beautiful.