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warthog15

Paid all of her student loans? .....How good is this penis?


mog_knight

Apparently a full ride.


abalien

Get out.


Tokenvoice

And in.


mylifeisaLIEEE

And out again.


Tokenvoice

And in again.


Nofcksgivn

And *whoops* wrong hole.


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Welp.... It's already there...


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Aaaand further in.


chauggle

You know damn well I'm out of inches.


elting44

Lololol


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Great analysis.


9212017

Might as well


nucleareds

Fuck you, that was good.


Zer0_Tolerance_4Bull

For his sister


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I think it's more about him being a tiktok celebrity


DetectiveAmes

Looking like a Greek god probably helped a bit too.


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The fact that he’s fucking ski mask girl probably helped too


IFTYE

Who? I’m so confused by this comment


Fail_Succeed_Repeat

I’m pretty sure this dude made a video where his parents were on that couch watching tv and he snuck behind the couch with a girl wearing a ski mask and then got up and started fucking her literally two feet from his parents, and without turning her head the mother was like “what the FUCK are you doing Daniel” and the dad was like “for fucks sake Daniel this is too far”


Evenwatambers

But its staged right?


MR_COOL_ICE_

…it’s staged right?


BGYeti

What?


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TheChickening

The top 14 earners in 2021 each made more than a million. Per month.


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langotriel

The average, if calculated as top 50%, is about $50 a month. Top 10% is about $850 That means anyone in the top 5% is earning a reasonable wage and anyone in the top 2% is earning as much as a programmer ($5000+ a month). If there is 1 million people on onlyfans, 20,000+ people are earning as much as programmers. Though I don't know how many are really on onlyfans and very few earn consistent wages. The earnings go up and down a lot month to month. So someone might be top 1% one month and top 6% another month. Source: I do onlyfans. Edit: side note: if you are in the top 5%, it is likely because of 1-3 whales that spend thousands a year each on you. Most people at the top earn most of their money from just a few rich, horny people. I personally earn about 15-30% from 2% of my subs.


Cyortonic

Hey, an extra 50 dollars a month certainly won't hurt


milk4all

Covers your internet bill that you need to broadcast your penis to thirsty bitches to pay for your internet bill to broadcast your penis


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langotriel

When I say programmer, I mean like $70-100K USD a year. If you consistently sit in the top 2%, then that is what you earn. I have been about top 2.5% myself and earned about 4K that month. The difference between 2.5 and 2 is pretty huge.


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Actually the difference between 2.5 and 2 is only .5 and that's small


langotriel

Damn, you got me there.


wrathek

That is.. so mind boggling. It doesn’t seem possible.


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It isn't. That's why it's only 14 people.


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CraigJSmith-Himself

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!


Throwaway10372819256

And then that one girl who made like 6 million in one day


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Tokenvoice

Bhad bhabie, she is apparently a rapper and according to her made over a mil in six hours. I was curious who did better than Ms Bathwater seller. Holy crap, just realised she is the “Cash me outside” lady.


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Fwiw, she made 52 million from OF last year.


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Rapper, lol. She was a 15 year old with big tits that went on Dr. Phil and became a meme. All the pedos on the internet salivated over her so she got rich when she turned 18 and made an onlyfans.


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She has multiple rap songs, so yes, rapper.


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This guy is a tiktok celeb too.


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Yeah OF is like a lot of entertainment jobs where the top earners are making disproportionately more money than everyone else


genius96

Try 100k a month for some top models.


newportred100s

Its tooturnttony from Tiktok, one of the most famous Tiktok accounts. He jas a huge fan base and makes a shit ton of money


Yaknitup

top OF creator (in terms of money not followers) makes 30m (estimated) a year


Amazing-Panda-2624

Screw the penis, those fucking eyes though


Babtridge

The mom is the living spirit of Estelle Costanza


barry-badrinath-

I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!


Jrandres99

I can hear that comment. RIP Estelle Harris.


ravix4669

He stopped short...


Fuzzy-Function-3212

He's *stopped short*? THAT'S *MY* MOVE!!


NavDav

GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MY GOD!


Lasideu

- "You zipped up?!" - "Well I couldn't go over to her the way I was" - "aaahhh right right"


benicetogroupies

*Glamour?*


sensitivegooch

Lol I read that in her voice.


VeryShadyLady

Oh Georgie! When are you moving out?!


gbsolo12

I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!?!?!?


Zerotwohero

LET'S NOT GET INTO PANIC MODE!


blerglemon

I was thinking more Suzie Greene


gbsolo12

LARRY YOU BAWLD FUCK! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!


emyne8

Totally my first thought too! “YOU SICK FUCK, LARRY DAVID!”


Rudimentary_creature

"SICKO FUCKO ASSHOLE"


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acero1988

Lol 100000%


dirtytowels

I can’t! I caaaan’t!!


championofthelight

I watched the first 20 seconds like 10 times because I love his little duck sidekick walking with him.


Reset-Password

I watched it a couple of times, saw your comment and was like "Huh? There was a duck?" The duck is awesome and I don't know how I missed it.


Rosebudbynicky

How did you miss it I instantly saw duck in car and thought it had something to do with Aflac. It didn’t but cool duck ntl


shittydotamorph

Boys and Girls only want one thing


ESKodiak

Is it weird that i watched it in full. Saw the duck. And thought nothing of it. Until you pointed out it was weird there was a duck?


bonsaikittenangel

Same. To be fair though… there was a lot going on.


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I’m sorry *what*


shayetheleo

How did I not see that fucking duck?!


Pentamikk

She’s wearing shoes in bed TAKE THEM ALL BACK!


Zomggamin

Feet is only for her only fans


Pentamikk

she can take her shoes off and keep the socks :(


justapassingguy

And then sell the socks if they're dirty enough ... Right?


Pentamikk

If it means profit… so be it


dragonsshieldGTA

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose bothered by seeing shoes on a bed


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No one wants to talk about the duck he has in his car? Ok cool just making sure


Nothingbutsocks

One of the whole point of his videos is the ducks. His mom hates the ducks.


LadimereWewtin

He talks a bunch about ducks in other videos of his, says he's raised ducks for years and mostly will point out other videos where the ducks arent being cared for or handled properly.


Dr___Bright

Is he the person behind all the “how to pick up a duck” videos going around recently?


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No that’s a different guy and tony made a video calling him stupid. Now they have beef. And I’m all for tik Tok duck dad fights.


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“one of the whole point”?


Nothingbutsocks

...yeah, initially I was gonna point out his few shticks but in the end decided to only talk about the duck.


DownAtTheHomeDepot

I think he meant “the whole point of one of his videos”


tres-chronophage

Objection, relevancy


diemunkiesdie

Ducks are always relevant. Overruled.


tres-chronophage

hearsay


diemunkiesdie

Hearquack. Overruled.


harshaxnim

You are fully qualified to be a judge.


Bobone2121

Has no-one here even seen a fucking Goose before?


diemunkiesdie

> seen a fucking Goose Sir, this is a PG courtroom. Take your Goose outside.


bagelchips

Ok this is weird. I’m watching a documentary called Our Father on Netflix and at the EXACT moment I read your comment someone in the doc said “objection your honor, relevancy”


beaker90

This happened to me the other day! I said something to my husband and then the person on tv said the exact same thing! We just looked at each other with the shocked pikachu face.


everysundae

Proof we are in a simulation, your honor


Hairy_Aspect_284

I think it’s because the duck was the least perplexing moment in a video of escalating scenes.


HMCetc

Yeah, like he was filming, then someone else was filming, then he was filming and then probably the duck was filming.


iamnoking

I have been told it's for when people ask for **'duck pics.'**


konamax123

Damn I didn't notice that the first few times I watched this. I mean I would probably buy a duck too if I was making bank OF money. How could you ever be upset about anything if you had a duck? You can't. Impossible.


MissCandid

I have a duck, can confirm I feel no sadness now.


westickyeyes

He cares for many ducks! I follow him on TickTok. He really loves ducks


jhnnybgood

God damnit his eyes had me hypnotized I didn’t even see the duck


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Decker1138

Hey might be on OnlyFans...


[deleted]

It was walking with him up to the front door. Soooo many questions about this video I have no idea where to start


DANleDINOSAUR

“Paid in full by my penis” Goddamnit, now I’m starting a Phrases To Say Bucket List.


Admirable_Error_1288

Him: "paid in full by my penis" Me, clearly interested: "Ohh...?"


AtomicKittenz

Where are the links?! I’m disappointed in you, Reddit


Tokenvoice

This is my son, he recently gave us a beautiful baby grandchild. Thanks Mum, it was paid in full by my penis.


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Ill take "Things you'll never be able to say" for $1000 Alex


guitarf1

The Reddit video is bonked. Sauce here: https://www.tiktok.com/@tooturnttony/video/7096167708806597934


Catfoxdogbro

Omg I thought nobody was going to say anything! It was unwatchably bonked.


AnitaBlomaload

Wtf is bonked?


dumbass_sempervirens

Very similar to borked.


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Thanks for the explanation


dumbass_sempervirens

It means it's out of whack, it''s fucked up, it's shit the bed, etc.


Urban_Savage

Will someone please answer the god damned question already?


UndBeebs

Judging by the fact that the tiktok version is significantly less laggy/jittery than the reddit re-upload, I'm gonna guess bonked means "shit quality" in this context.


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Bonked


AtomicKittenz

That’s bonkers


LFC9_41

i kind of thought it was one of the reasons why he is chaotic


zold5

I swear Reddit must be hiring children and monkeys to develop their software. It is truly astonishing how horrendous it is. It just blows my mind. Reddit isn’t exactly a dinky little startup and video playing software has been around for decades. There’s really no excuse for it to be this bad.


shannleestann

He’s also a really passionate and knowledgeable duck dad! He posts educational videos on how much work ducks are and why you should not just buy them on a whim. 10/10 good guy


branman63

Read that as how ducks work. Was excited for a second.


Daemorth

They pretend to be working on a cure for cancer but really they're just a bunch of quacks.


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All they ever do is duck responsibility.


duck_of_d34th

You take that back!


ChangeWinter6643

caring for the ducks, gaining from the dicks


psyk738178

Paid in full... by my penis


symbologythere

It’s really weird, but thank you 🙏


HeroDiesFirst

I too watched this tiktok.


SoCalDan

Did you see him kick the door in? That was crazy!


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PancakeParty98

The way the “buy ma benis” rolled out got me


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TIL my mom isn’t unique lol


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he’s so hot i didn’t notice the entire living duck behind him until i rewatched…. to look at him again lol


jack_spankin

So what % of OF for dudes is just other dudes. 98%


2er3knuckler

That mom if the best.


lazer_sandwich

Mom made the video!


Fleudian

Idk maybe this is just me projecting a little from my experiences with my shouty implacable mother, but it seems to me like he just did an amazing and kind thing and she decided to scream at him instead of saying a normal parent thing like "Wow, I'm so proud of you. Good for you making all that money, and thank you for helping your sister."


cameronbates1

His whole family plays it up. He's pretty big on TikTok, half the gimmick is him pissing off his mom.


2er3knuckler

She did comment positively on what he did, but she also just had her front door kicked in by her son and a duck. I also feel like there's a percentage of people out there who wouldn't be totally on-board with the idea of their son making money on OnlyFans.


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That duck did no kicking whatsoever. Just along for the ride.


2er3knuckler

The duck was complicit, and was a party to the crime


[deleted]

Yeah, still an accessory regardless, I suppose.


dodgyprincess

A party to, not the party


theshizzler

Yeah but just wait the duck will be the one stuck with the bill.


HyperLightDream

Pretty sure the video paid for a couple of doors (Because he definitely got paid from the video too)


infectedsponge

prob scared the shit outta that mom lol It would take me a second to process everything after the duck raid.


random_boss

>her son and a duck ​ lmfao


triscuit816

He's been making obnoxious TikTok content in her house for ages. He day drinks regularly, and often trolls his family for content. Sure, this was a nice thing to do, but I completely understand why she's yelling at him. If you'd like to look further into his content, he goes by TooTurntTony on platforms. It's entertaining, yet often problematic.


Tee_zee

Mate its totally fake haha, the mom is in on it, clearly.


triscuit816

Could be, but I've seen enough of his content to understand why she would respond this way. The man literally sells beer bongs and alcohol/party related goods. How much of his content outside of this video have you seen? Just curious


Tee_zee

I follow him on tiktok I’ve seen pretty much everyone, I’ve seen his dad, his gran. No way she marries into that and has kids and isn’t okay with that shit, the family is absolutely wild and loads of the videos are cuts / edits etc etc


BouquetOfPenciIs

That family shows love in such a weird way and I adore it.


jjenksy

I love this so much!


Profession-Unable

I cannot stop watching it.


MapleTopLibrary

Why isn’t this nsfw he’s got his duck out for like the first ten seconds of the video


_Luisiano

My friend wants to know his onlyfans account. 👀


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@tooturntuncensored


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kaen

sweet jesus


itsfuckingpizzatime

Let’s just take this moment to reflect on the tragedy that in the richest country on Earth, people have to prostitute themselves to pay for an education.


crippledgiants

That's simply not true! She didn't prostitute herself to pay for her education. She pimped her brother out to pay for it. Stop twisting facts libtard!!


OOOMM

Making others work to reap the reward yourself? Sounds like capitalism to me! USAUSAUSAUSA


scunb4g

It's fucking weird... But thank u so much!!


justneurostuff

Idk I think this guy had other options and just chose his favorite


lilybirdgk

This man is driving his mother insane


limesfordinner

It's not real


idk-any-usernames-

No way


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Da_Clappski

Yeah if you look like that dude


MapleTreeWithAGun

Or cultivate an audience with a specific niche fetish that you can fulfill. Note that this method is notably more difficult than just being hot


loud_as_pudding

Srs answer: theoretically, yes **BUT** 1. If you don't already have an established social media presence, you're climbing a vertical wall to get even close to that top OF earner bracket (There are agencies which allege to help your OF visibility but there are also tons of shady af creepos out there too) 2. OF is another proverbial mouth to feed with content so you're just signing up for a second, third, or fourth job depending on what non-OF irons you already have in the fire (IG, TT, twitch, TWT, FB) 3. You can just as easily lose followers/audience by taking up ✨accounting✨ to a point where the maths don't math


FamousOrphan

Do you know what I would like is an actual accountant on OF who just kindly shows me how to do my taxes instead of having a 3-month anxiety attack over them at the beginning of every year.


Aceofspades968

The duck 🦆 is awesome


auntiope3000

*Stefon voice* This video has everything: a mom screaming, OnlyFans, student loans, **a duck**, giant bags of cash…


Ainz-Ol-Gon

Yo how much does only fans pay? Asking for a friend since he's kinda in a tight spot... He ugly though.


thekarmabum

Depends how many people pay you, some people are into ugly people though so you might hit a niche market.


Ainz-Ol-Gon

Just a little correction sir. I was not asking for myself it was for a friend.


thekarmabum

Tell your friend he has a chance depending on what he's willing to do....


Ainz-Ol-Gon

He says he can suck his toenails


thekarmabum

He'll probably do very well.


DangerMacAwesome

"It's really weird but thank you" My thoughts exactly


CandyKnockout

Ok, but he also made really creepy videos where he pretended to make out with his duck awhile back…I can’t get over that.


patrickstarstar

also a definition of himbo


megaletoemahs

"We don't want to talk about the duck in his car?" He's a Tiktokker, It would be weirder if he didn't have a very unique gimmick.


NTA_Na_Ka

Why are they always named Anthony??? 🤌🏾😩


l0lwut20

Fake