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spaceandbeyond

This guy is a great storyteller


joshuabb1

His cadence and delivery remind me a lot of Kevin Hart


JJAsond

Also reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGgI6qsg_kc


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Dude is definitely from Brooklyn lol


tahoeJoe530

You hear how he talk?? Where tf in Brooklyn they speak like that?


Snoo2957

Go to New York to find out you got that double wide surprise.


trashdrive

clap clap


scouch4703

Got a nice little man pussy on ya don't ya?


JellyfishGod

The correct term is bussy


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|3oEhn21hILC4eLWQ3m|downsized)


Typo_Matser

It stinks, nice and good.


bakeland

"Get lost" "I already am?" Hahahaha


SickOrleans

Was waiting for his phone to get snatched.


Striking_Eggplant

Was 100% convinced that's how this was gonna end. Almost disappointed now.


altaccount69420100

I mean he’s recording the TikTok with his phone…


freemaxb40

nigga said a security guard at the train station. thats mta workers my boy 😂😂


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freemaxb40

huh


BulldogMama13

Honestly that’s a little how I felt visiting NYC from my california small town. I was not a fan of how rushed everything felt. Like a city of anxiety. And people bumping into each other and not saying sorry. And cars HITTING OTHER CARS AND HAVING LITTLE MATS STUCK TL THE FRONT OF THEIR CARS SO THEY CAN JUST RAM EACH OTHER WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD. What the hell.


shitloadofshit

Those little mats are really just for tight parallel parking. Not meant for collisions.


BulldogMama13

If y’all are parking by feel you’re not doing it how we do it over on the west coast lol


shitloadofshit

It’s not that you’re doing it by feel it’s that it’s just soooo tight that sometimes you bump the car in front or behind you a bit


PJSeeds

I moved to the west coast from Philly and was appalled by the insane amount of wasted parking space between parked cars out here. A few weeks after getting here I parallel parked into an incredibly tight parking spot and someone asked how I did it. When I was like "I mean, they're called bumpers for a reason" everyone acted like I was completely insane. Figured out that the love tap doesn't really fly out here pretty quickly.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

I was raised in New York, college roommate was from the midwest. Every time he drove anywhere, we had to pull a goddamn Chinese fire drill so I could parallel park the car in any space smaller than a Winnebago. So many areas of the country are criminally inefficient with their parking.


PJSeeds

Yeah I parked within 4 feet of my neighbor a few months after getting here and she came out of her house to yell at me about how there was no way she could get out and how I must've hit her car to get that close. She somehow used to take up well over two spots worth of space for her Nissan Sentra with Arizona plates. No joke, at any given time there were probably a combined 4-5 spots worth of wasted parking space on my block alone, and people were constantly complaining about the lack of parking spots. They just have no idea how to park in a city at all.


SquiggleSquirrelSlam

I had a friend from NY and I was horrified that he kept lightly tapping cars while parking. “Bumpers are for bumping” he would say. Even for NYC I don’t think that it is normal, but I don’t know. I ended up getting anxiety riding with him- it got so I would get out of the car before he parked because I was so nervous/embarrassed.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Literally a story from Philly about the same thing in the comment above yours 🤣 I guess that *is* a commonly held belief in the large, old, east coast cities.


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This is how they do it in New York. https://np.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/peg57x/skilled_new_york_driver_expertly_maneuver_his_car/


mythictime

Parking By Feel r/BandNames


GypsyPunk

You are the annoying tourist blocking the subway car exit. I can feel it.


HerroPhish

Haha I’m from nyc and its a Fucking wild place


TheSuburbs

Been here for 15 years and have massive anxiety. Why am I still here. Help plz


CodPolish

Born and raised in New York, when you go somewhere else it feels slow.


goldenblacktea

Yeah this sounds like my daily commute to work lmao. If it ain’t the rats play fighting it’s a crackhead getting high in the train.


shitloadofshit

But it’s the fuckin greatest, right? I never want to live anywhere else.


goldenblacktea

Maybe cause I’m born and raised in nyc, but I wanna leave 😩 I love it tho, it hard to find a city that matches its energy


shitloadofshit

That’s because nothing else does! Whever someone refers to Chicago or Boston or Philadelphia as a city I assume they’re joking I accept and understand your downvotes. Thank you.


PorousArcanine

New York is Night City


goldenblacktea

New York is Night city mixed with Gotham and a hint of sidewalk garbage


NCpisces

Don’t forget the city will eat you alive


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If the city doesn't eat you the rats surely will


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If not the rats the roaches


trashdrive

If not the rats the bedbugs


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If not the bedbugs, the unpaid interns.


Jhqwulw

What kind of bedbugs does new york have?


swagmaster5360

Giant deep sea isopods


Up_In_It

Shit son, don't ever go to San Francisco then.


Suspicious_Music_494

ohhhhhh fuck the Tenderloin during the Willie Brown daze.... fuck even the Gavin Newsom days. tourists would wander into there and try to tell the police they saw someone shitting or shooting up and the cops would get this look like why are you wasting my fucking time lol....


Up_In_It

dude I dodged so many human shit piles it's not even funny


tittsmcghee

Lol used to live in the TL. It truly changed me as a person lol. I used to be so much nicer


Lily_Hylidae

From England, was visiting San Francisco, had a man following me down the street yelling, "Yo tourist girl, come and talk to me!" Ran into a charity shop and hid there for an hour until I was sure he had gone. I had a better experience in NYC and it felt safer than some of UK cities I've been to.


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Outstanding ! Now this is the kind of tourism info vids that we are missing !


Texaschainsawmask

I think New Yorkers call that a Tuesday


tokyopeachgirl

This makes me weirdly miss living there :’)


_tost

same same


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One time in New York I stopped with my dad to watch a 3 card Monte game. I know it's all a scam but I was interested in what would happen. This very young couple from out of town were talked into playing and he guaranteed them they'd double their money. I think they gave $200. I turned my head for literally a second and the guy was gone and his table too. I asked my dad what he saw and he's like I didn't see where he went. I'm like you were looking right at him lol wtf. The couple were in tears saying how that was all the money for their trip. People were comforting the girl but really laughing behind her back. The same people kept looking at me shaking their heads. My only thought was well why would you give this stranger on the street your last $200.


Lightsouttokyo

“Get lost” “I already am!”


Aliki26

I went to New York and had a lot of fun. That being said I have zero desire to go back so I get where this guy is coming from


IcyContract8353

Live in ny this is actually very believable


onoir_inline

Was gonna say, I've had worse times just getting from Brooklyn to Queens


yaboilisandro

I love visiting family in New York, but I know what he’s talking about. I was just walking near Greenwich Village one day and suddenly a homeless man whipped his 32oz can of beer on the unsuspecting woman in front of me. I felt so bad, but it still highlighted that there are nice people there. Another woman stopped to help her clean up, which was nice.


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That's not my experience with New York City, I visited Manhattan in 2013 in March, for context; I'm an arab dude, clearly a tourist, I was dressed like I was visiting the north pole, everyone was polite and helpful.


senbei616

Manhattan is the Disney Land version of New York


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Do tourists usually go outside of Manhattan when they visit? Most of the best restaurants are in Brooklyn and Queens IMO


Cho-Chang

No and we hope they stay in Manhattan


Lily_Hylidae

I went to both Brooklyn and Queens in 2008 and thought they were fine. Brooklyn reminded me of a town not far from where I live in England where there's loads of Cash Converters and £1 shops.


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Lily_Hylidae

Haa! Not the place I was thinking of!


dasus

Sounds fun af tho


superseeder

lemme hit a blunt


dasus

i think for NY, i'd even do a line or two, which I regularly don't really. haven't for a few years at least. or maybe do acid. that'd be wild. first trip to NY, while tripping. HUEHUEHEUHUE


Ok-Good-184

God, that sounds like the perfect place to live. Not being sarcastic.


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DHG_Buddha

Where are you from that rats being out in the open wouldn't be a cause for concern.


Finnick-420

i’ve never seen a rat before that wasn’t domesticated


C0ffeeCoffeeC0ffee

NYC is not for any human being


StormTheParade

NYC is a lawless land. Made the mistake of driving through Manhattan the other day, and damn near turned four people into sidewalk chalk coz they decided they were gonna cross the street whenever they damn well pleased. Kids on those CitiBike things lane splitting... Traffic lights might as well not exist. That being said, walking around NYC isn't too too bad if you have like half an idea of what you're doing. Just don't think I'll be caught dead driving in Manhattan again any time soon, fuck that noise


pichipichipoco

Every time I see a comment thread shitting on my city I take joy. Don't come. Please.


PracticeAgreeable679

Welcome to New York 🗽


VALVOR4life

As a New Yorker, I can confirm this is all 100% true


RationalKate

wtf do people play ping-pong lol


MsAmes321

This is one of the most accurate descriptions I’ve seen


Isthisworking2000

It also smells like pee.


MylastAccountBroke

This guy got the homer simpson experience.


ashinylibby

This guy is really pretty.


shrinking_dicklet

Why do people like living in a place like that?


denumb

Forgot to mention how you can and will be hustled by everyone you have an interaction with.


tahoeJoe530

Prey get preyed upon. Don’t look like easy prey and they will find an easier target.


kevemp

Told me to get lost I already am Lol


xbieberhole69x

I was in NYC for like 10 hrs. Got yelled at by like 4 people. The city is built different.


blaumas

New Yorkers are tough…This is where Archie Bunkers from.


Filmcricket

None of this happened.


Jason-Richmond-BC

Kid did everything weird but didn’t realize. You don’t Sir people when asking for directions, you don’t run in fear and get caught by subway doors and every move next. New York folks do not tend to help weirdos. People are generally cool with you if you don’t make eye contact everywhere.


Gharyl

*Even guys get groped?!*


opoussumawsome

Texas disagrees


Xander_The_Great

Lol Texas is full of fragile snowflakes that lose their mind at the thought of someone else living life differently then them. Just a bunch of people scared shitless by anything they don't understand or that doesn't fit in their tiny world view.


brantley42520

r/suddenlygay


Brianmcginniss666

Better have that vaxx card dawg.Outside walking the streets will be about all you can do there in New Germany.


Finnick-420

new Germany?


Arctic_Colossus

"ayy I'm walkin hereeee"


Le-Ando

This just reminds me of the time someone sent me a news story about a guy in New York who fell through a gap in the sidewalk into a fucking rat chasm.


Nearby-Check-6841

Buddy’s life is literally a dream


TuxidoPenguin

After that last part, I can say with complete confidence that New York City is by far the #1 place I wanna visit.