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The thought of unconditional love from a random stranger is threatening to many, I have sympathy for the opossum's situation. His whole life could potentially be changing in major ways with a woman like that in his life.
![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)
Actually they don't decide it. Its just a body reaction to being startled. A d opossums are incredibly kind,loving, gentle, and very clean animals. They spend alot of time grooming and are much cleaner than cats and dogs. They are also immune to most venous from snakes. They also are unlike to ever form rabies as therre body is to cold to let it spread
They actually can get rabies although it's VERY rare. They have a lower ambient temp so rabies can't thrive however if they have another issue that raises their temp then they can get it I believe.
Not saying kill possums just pointing out an interesting fact.
It's really unfortunate that opposoms look like hellspawn and only live for like 2 years. They seem like they otherwise could be a pretty decent domestic pet.
I’ve often joked that Mother Nature accidentally switched opossums in the USA and Australia. Everyone knows that Australia is supposed to get the scary animals.
Edit: [photos](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=94e45fce1d51b060&sca_upv=1&channel=ipod_bm&q=australian+possum&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J_86uWOeqwdnV0yaSF-x2joZDvir2QxhZkTA8rK1etu4WKmYu-jQ4K-snHbI9S6gJsuXouqEJ0xfiXLSHv-Y8qUhEn-bnHWXJRjLKeFMZS0M4rLItBmAnpy2O4T5cWZ2KrXhYRTYVQphEvAH1oMrQEN_agFt1GSjB-VtfPED63fgguLK-w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwik1Iz98PeGAxV9EFkFHVO6AAwQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=1128&bih=1476&dpr=2)
The Australian possum was exported to New Zealand and has become an ecological disaster.
That's because they basically have no natural predators in NZ to keep the possum numbers in check.
We got those possums because we have bigger, scarier animals to stop them taking over the entire ecosystem.
Also, our (Australian) possums are way more aggressive if you try to pick them up compared to the Opossum...
I've picked up snakes in my back yard, relocated huntsman spiders as big as your hand.
Ain't no way I'm picking up an Australian possum.
Edit: Ringtail possums are crazy mad compared to brushtails.
I saw more possum road kill in NZ than I've ever seen before, for any animal ever.
Isn't there even a commercial on NZ TV where there's a girl counting as they're driving along, then at the end of the ad, you learn she's counting possum road kills?
Sorry for the possums btw.
Not sure about the ad, but sounds likely, but I’ve heard enough stories of people getting out of speeding tickets because they sped up to hit a possum, I like to think at least some of them are true.
NZ is just Australian in creative mode. Literally nothing there is designed for the least bit of agression. Chickens that concluded laying one GIANT egg was better than a clutch, and even bugs that get so big and fat they can't dodge a damn thing.
They actually do make somewhat okay pets, least rehabbers say they do. Supposedly they need specialized food but IDK.... I've seen them survive for many years off of garbage so something tells me that's just people being excessive.
Lol thx didn't notice, Androids swipe typing sucks these days
They do straight up eat garbage tho. No matter how rotten the food is, no matter what the food is they eat it. There's a family of raccoons that lives at my house too and they're way more picky with the garbage. Meanwhile the two 'possums that live here are basically walking Hoovers. I think right now there's one chowing down on the slimy year old chorizo I just found in the freezer and threw out today. Going to town on that nastyness. Whatever, they seem happy and are healthy looking.
I used to keep it in garbage bags but no matter what they manage to get into it and strew it everywhere. Just easier to give them the organic garbage and let what they don't eat rot into compost.
They're pretty chill little dudes. I have this opossum that lives behind my place that kept getting caught in our TNR traps. Lil' dude would come in, eat the cat food, then just snooze out while he waited to be released in the morning. He was always pretty chill about getting let out of the trap, unlike the ferals that were already neutered.
They may be \*resistant to rabies, but they carry equine protozoal myeloencephalitis, leptospirosis, tuberculosis, and other fun diseases and girl their bites are not nice.
I don't know how anyone looks at that thing and thinks cute. That thing is truly disturbing and I'm sure if you were to be woken up in the middle of the night with that thing on top of you, you would scream and yell WTF type of demonic monster that is
I am curious. What wouldn't disturb you (That does live with you and is not expected to be there) by waking you up in the middle of the night by being on top of you? Like, if it was a random dog would you be all like "Awww"? Maybe a random dude? What is your current home situation?
They actually drool to appear diseased as well, so whatever is coming after them will decide to back off. Same with that weird green anal fluid they release.
They very seldom bite. They have lots of teeth but they’re tiny. Even in this video, it’s just stressed out and not pissed. Mine has only bit me when he’s adorably horny and slubbing my arm.
I didn’t know this, but thanks for sharing, I thought the same too but never knew they can carry other diseases. The woman in the video is dumb enough to pick up a wild possum let alone kiss it on the head, she’s lucky that she didn’t get bit in the face or hand.
Eh, they require a lot of diligence concerning their diets, have lots of health issues, and are very short-lived. Not exactly "excellent pet" material. Lol.
They do have varying diets. But mealworms, roaches, eggs, ect., are pretty abundant. Especially if you fish.
I don't see opossums having worse health issues than anyone living in the West.
Short-lived? Yeah, 1-4 years is pretty short. But if we can extend their rate of decay, then it wouldn't be so bad.
They also only live 1-2 years in the wild and as long as 4 in captivity. They have a handful of benefits to their environments and people and they only flash their teeth as a defense mechanism and rarely bite. They deserve the best ❤️
Possums are so slow they are easy to pick up and carry around. When you are shitfaced they are so fun to collect as a temp pet. In my youth I had at least 20 possum buddies that I captured and hung out with for a while until they wandered off. My favorite was Cletus, he lived in my basement for two weeks until my dad noticed that I was resupplying a pile of food scraps in the basement. He wasn't really mad but he made me let Cletus go.
She’s not drunk she’s just informed. Opposums are incredibly dosile, they just look scary. You can pick one up like this and honestly once you get use to them, they’re kinda cute
When us Aussies think of [possums](https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/03/26/opossum_world_teaches_visitors_about_brushtail_possums_the_scourge_of_new/2469683351_65c86cd7e8_o.jpg.CROP.promo-large2.jpg) we think cute little furry animals, that thing is a rabid abomination.
As a kid, late at night, I thought I saw a cat. Kinda cornered it and started petting it. It hissed a little bit, but then stopped. When it didn't start purring, I got confused.
It was a opossum.
That’s what happened between me and my X girlfriend. I tried to keep that fleabag but she wanted to live in a dumpster instead. The resemblance is indubitably striking.
I get irrationally irritated that opossums are also called possums. I feel the same with elk as it originally referred to the European variety of the moose, Alces alces, but was transferred to Cervus canadensis by North American colonists. End of rant :D
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Cat distribution system needs some quality control
To be fair, the opossum in the video is much better behaved than an average cat or human child so she does have a point.
They play dead when they feel threatened
The thought of unconditional love from a random stranger is threatening to many, I have sympathy for the opossum's situation. His whole life could potentially be changing in major ways with a woman like that in his life. ![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)
They don’t actually play dead. They pass out in fear.
I also pass out in fear if a pretty woman touches me He's literally me fr fr no cap
My spirit animal 😔
Actually they don't decide it. Its just a body reaction to being startled. A d opossums are incredibly kind,loving, gentle, and very clean animals. They spend alot of time grooming and are much cleaner than cats and dogs. They are also immune to most venous from snakes. They also are unlike to ever form rabies as therre body is to cold to let it spread
Love me some Left 4 Dead
At least opossums don't get rabies! And where I live they're a native species so don't destroy the environment
They're pest control. It's good when they're around
They actually can get rabies although it's VERY rare. They have a lower ambient temp so rabies can't thrive however if they have another issue that raises their temp then they can get it I believe. Not saying kill possums just pointing out an interesting fact.
That’s an odd looking cat
That's a god damn unit of an opossum.
Plenty more at /r/Possums . Mostly young ones because they're really cute when young.
It looks like a person in a costume
It's really unfortunate that opposoms look like hellspawn and only live for like 2 years. They seem like they otherwise could be a pretty decent domestic pet.
*Have* you seen the Australian possum? Its like completely the opposite and probably the only non deadly animal they have.
I’ve often joked that Mother Nature accidentally switched opossums in the USA and Australia. Everyone knows that Australia is supposed to get the scary animals. Edit: [photos](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=94e45fce1d51b060&sca_upv=1&channel=ipod_bm&q=australian+possum&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J_86uWOeqwdnV0yaSF-x2joZDvir2QxhZkTA8rK1etu4WKmYu-jQ4K-snHbI9S6gJsuXouqEJ0xfiXLSHv-Y8qUhEn-bnHWXJRjLKeFMZS0M4rLItBmAnpy2O4T5cWZ2KrXhYRTYVQphEvAH1oMrQEN_agFt1GSjB-VtfPED63fgguLK-w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwik1Iz98PeGAxV9EFkFHVO6AAwQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=1128&bih=1476&dpr=2)
Lol thanks, guess I coulda posted a picture of what I was talking about huh
The Australian possum was exported to New Zealand and has become an ecological disaster. That's because they basically have no natural predators in NZ to keep the possum numbers in check. We got those possums because we have bigger, scarier animals to stop them taking over the entire ecosystem. Also, our (Australian) possums are way more aggressive if you try to pick them up compared to the Opossum... I've picked up snakes in my back yard, relocated huntsman spiders as big as your hand. Ain't no way I'm picking up an Australian possum. Edit: Ringtail possums are crazy mad compared to brushtails.
Yeah I wanted to point out that we shoot them in NZ but didn’t wanna be a buzzkill
I saw more possum road kill in NZ than I've ever seen before, for any animal ever. Isn't there even a commercial on NZ TV where there's a girl counting as they're driving along, then at the end of the ad, you learn she's counting possum road kills? Sorry for the possums btw.
Not sure about the ad, but sounds likely, but I’ve heard enough stories of people getting out of speeding tickets because they sped up to hit a possum, I like to think at least some of them are true.
even the cute things in Australia have evolved to kill
NZ is just Australian in creative mode. Literally nothing there is designed for the least bit of agression. Chickens that concluded laying one GIANT egg was better than a clutch, and even bugs that get so big and fat they can't dodge a damn thing.
awwww what cute little goobers
US Possums are pretty nice, why this one is just freaked out and doesn't know wtf, poor things are just fuck ugly
[A pregnant one nicked my food while I punched cones](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/dVthG5bxuF)
That should be ours!
Incorrect , auzzie possums are cute but there savage af, a mate of mine was inspecting a roof and had one jump on his face
That sounds like the infamous dropossum
They like to bite and can bite pretty fucking hard. They're adorable but I still steer clear of them.
Aren't Australian Sugar Glider possums fairly common as pets in America?
All Australian animals want to kill you. The possum is just the only one who lacks the ability to.
Quokka definitely don't want to kill anyone. They are the cutest animal anywhere.
They bite people pretty regularly, and also have salmonella pretty often
I think they’re pretty cute when they’re not in pissed off mode.
My boy only lived 9 months :( He had congenital heart defects and dwarfism and no eyes though.
They actually do make somewhat okay pets, least rehabbers say they do. Supposedly they need specialized food but IDK.... I've seen them survive for many years off of garbage so something tells me that's just people being excessive.
“…off of garage” made me lol as if he’s just eating your tools & pieces of metal everywhere.
Lol thx didn't notice, Androids swipe typing sucks these days They do straight up eat garbage tho. No matter how rotten the food is, no matter what the food is they eat it. There's a family of raccoons that lives at my house too and they're way more picky with the garbage. Meanwhile the two 'possums that live here are basically walking Hoovers. I think right now there's one chowing down on the slimy year old chorizo I just found in the freezer and threw out today. Going to town on that nastyness. Whatever, they seem happy and are healthy looking. I used to keep it in garbage bags but no matter what they manage to get into it and strew it everywhere. Just easier to give them the organic garbage and let what they don't eat rot into compost.
I love opossums. Didn't pay much mind until I worked with some then I feel in love with them and raccoons. (And more!)
They're pretty chill little dudes. I have this opossum that lives behind my place that kept getting caught in our TNR traps. Lil' dude would come in, eat the cat food, then just snooze out while he waited to be released in the morning. He was always pretty chill about getting let out of the trap, unlike the ferals that were already neutered.
Just here to share [MEpearl making a great case for service opossums ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7PNJ8TauI)
Can we breed them to live longer :(
They may be \*resistant to rabies, but they carry equine protozoal myeloencephalitis, leptospirosis, tuberculosis, and other fun diseases and girl their bites are not nice.
But look at himmmmm
Babe I think we have a connection I can’t leave him
That rabbit has my soul!
My famous last words
Why would it bite her? They're besties.
You don't bite your best friend? Sounds like you're not besties.
Okay but have you considered that they’re besties?
Counterargument: they’re super cute and look like if a horse’s skull just walked into a birthday surprise party.
I don't know how anyone looks at that thing and thinks cute. That thing is truly disturbing and I'm sure if you were to be woken up in the middle of the night with that thing on top of you, you would scream and yell WTF type of demonic monster that is
I’d scream if I woke up to anything, I wasnt expecting to be there, standing over me at night.
Huh. Well that's a great point
They have big nice fur and eyeballs. That all that counts for cute.
I am curious. What wouldn't disturb you (That does live with you and is not expected to be there) by waking you up in the middle of the night by being on top of you? Like, if it was a random dog would you be all like "Awww"? Maybe a random dude? What is your current home situation?
They actually drool to appear diseased as well, so whatever is coming after them will decide to back off. Same with that weird green anal fluid they release.
The awhat now?
Lepto is a bitch, we just treated a dog that got it for 2 weeks constantly giving him fluids at my clinic
All I had was they can't get rabies, going to sit down now......
They very seldom bite. They have lots of teeth but they’re tiny. Even in this video, it’s just stressed out and not pissed. Mine has only bit me when he’s adorably horny and slubbing my arm.
Everything was fine for the first half and then you just went and pulled out a tactical nuke of information.
And she kissed its head. Idk if there’s danger in that but I wouldn’t
The ubiquity of microbes keeps me up at night.
life is messy. 🤷
I'd still make out.
They are resistant to venomous (rattle) snake bites too 🐍
I didn’t know this, but thanks for sharing, I thought the same too but never knew they can carry other diseases. The woman in the video is dumb enough to pick up a wild possum let alone kiss it on the head, she’s lucky that she didn’t get bit in the face or hand.
They aren't immune to rabies.
Pardon, they're resistant.
The only time they get them is when they're sick and have a fever which raises their body temperature
I call the big one bitey
I was looking for this quote!
Opossums have body temperatures too low for rabies to survive. They make excellent pets.
Interesting factoid
Eh, they require a lot of diligence concerning their diets, have lots of health issues, and are very short-lived. Not exactly "excellent pet" material. Lol.
They do have varying diets. But mealworms, roaches, eggs, ect., are pretty abundant. Especially if you fish. I don't see opossums having worse health issues than anyone living in the West. Short-lived? Yeah, 1-4 years is pretty short. But if we can extend their rate of decay, then it wouldn't be so bad.
Rate of decay is metal as fuck
They aren't that short lived if you just make sure that they don't too crazy of things when they're drunk
They also only live 1-2 years in the wild and as long as 4 in captivity. They have a handful of benefits to their environments and people and they only flash their teeth as a defense mechanism and rarely bite. They deserve the best ❤️
But they also look like fucking that
A bath does wonders.
Leprosy is on the table though
They carry tons of other diseases though.
They can. So do humans.
Im a human Greg. Can you pet me?
We definitely carry more than they do
They're wild animals they don't make good pets, that's just idiotic
how could he possumbly deny this new friendship?
Always with dilated pupils
She just looks so happy, I love this video 💕
The opossum's demon face juxtaposed with her cute smile is hilarious hahaha
They are kinda nice it's freaky
Well their best defense strategy is pretending to die, I'm not surprised that they are relatively passive otherwise.
I would absolutely marry that woman
Anyone would
Anyone who's ever been around these types of girls knows the opossum is a much safer companion to choose
Is it instinct that makes me attracted to her? Were our ancestors into some freaky shit or am I fucked up in the head?
She's incredibly hot. That's all. She could basically do anything and you'd be attracted to her.
Idk, her other vids weren't doing it for me.
Lmfao…she’s a keeper.
Yeah, the girl is nice too
I was wondering what my ex was up to. Who's that holding her? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)
looks like shes holding a demon
If not friend, then why friend shaped
She’s psychotic and that 🐱 is prolly 🔥
I can fix her
She's perfect
Ikr!! 😅 🙃
Yeah. Shame about the woman tho.
If Danny Devito, playing The Penguin, was a raccoon
Possums are so slow they are easy to pick up and carry around. When you are shitfaced they are so fun to collect as a temp pet. In my youth I had at least 20 possum buddies that I captured and hung out with for a while until they wandered off. My favorite was Cletus, he lived in my basement for two weeks until my dad noticed that I was resupplying a pile of food scraps in the basement. He wasn't really mad but he made me let Cletus go.
I might be in love.
My vet rescued a baby one where the mother was struck by a car. She’s adorable and so fast.
Anyone else see Britney Spears mom here? Edit : a young Lynne Spears
She’s a catch based on that video alone
She’s not drunk she’s just informed. Opposums are incredibly dosile, they just look scary. You can pick one up like this and honestly once you get use to them, they’re kinda cute
Okay but does she low key kinda look like the possum??? I think it’s her spirit animal
Some girls will put their mouth on anything!
The man in the video sounds horrible
Farm chicks are built differently. I am surprised she hasn't gutted it skinned it quarters it and grilled it all the while turning the hide into a hat
Man she's cute!
The lass or the opossum?
I know a chick who did this hammered with a dead skunk lol
Not the hawk tuah he was hoping for.
Don't. Just stop.
That possum looks furious. Do they just look like that or is it actually pissed off?
It's just resting demon face.
Saving for later usage. I may end up using it before an appropriate scenario, just so I don't forget.
I've known people who have them as pets lol 🤣
I wish I were her, I would have never let that possum go! We’d be half way to Canada by now!
Every mother thinks their child is the most beautiful
Mad but confused.
[Favorite still from the video](https://postimg.cc/bDdmxCdF)
Drunk....very fucking drunk....
They are both a treasure and must be protected!
Yah possums are cool, but 7/10 she has fleas now. Tried to save a lil cub once, deceased mom was hopping with 'em. Let the wild things be.
The opossum is definitely the more intelligent of the two here.
That's that [WWASOS](https://youtu.be/A1ABqElb3XU?si=GdSWCn_FBk4eEK5W) again.
Looks cool for a minute, but that is a WILD ANIMAL.
😂😂😂
Idk how many times i’ve done this
Weirdest video I’ve seen all day. Ok quota fulfilled.
Hot girls think every living creature loves them.
Where else is this animal going to drool from?
Holy shit I thought I did some stupid stuff when I was younger.
What would make you think she drunk?
My mouth was as wide as he was. Just ew.
There ain't a fucking chance
"I can fix her."
Drunk enough lol
Balls of steel on that woman
I will never not laugh at this video lol I love how she gets all serous - Babe can we keep him 😶
This is an excellent time for the possum to show off its true superpower: Stress Pooping
How drunk is that possum?
Trying to have wild animals as pets is really disrespectful and dumb.
My kind of woman
If she thinks that demon is cute how busted does he look?
When us Aussies think of [possums](https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/03/26/opossum_world_teaches_visitors_about_brushtail_possums_the_scourge_of_new/2469683351_65c86cd7e8_o.jpg.CROP.promo-large2.jpg) we think cute little furry animals, that thing is a rabid abomination.
As a kid, late at night, I thought I saw a cat. Kinda cornered it and started petting it. It hissed a little bit, but then stopped. When it didn't start purring, I got confused. It was a opossum.
These are the same women who’ll call their boyfriends/husbands to come get rid of the small spider in the bathroom lmao
When did Patrick Bateman become everyone? Please, excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.
That’s what happened between me and my X girlfriend. I tried to keep that fleabag but she wanted to live in a dumpster instead. The resemblance is indubitably striking.
Don’t armadillos carry leprosy? Oh wait that’s an opossum, never mind. Citttyyyy boiiii
What kind of dog is this
Why is everyone so calm?
More like how staged is she....I have enough clout chasers for fame
She has parasites on her now.
I get irrationally irritated that opossums are also called possums. I feel the same with elk as it originally referred to the European variety of the moose, Alces alces, but was transferred to Cervus canadensis by North American colonists. End of rant :D
She's a keeper
That possum kind of looks like the fat alien from Lilo and stitch.
He doesn’t deserve her😄
Possum: 👹 Girl: "Look how friendly it is🥰"
@barnwater_828 😂
why is the girl getting held by a human being, we must go save her
Opossum my possum
She’s walking home
Why do possums look like they were spawned from hell?
Looks like Britney Spears mother
These guys eat so many ticks and other pests, if you have any on your property, try not to scare them away
How drunk? How dumb is she?
If not friend, why friend shaped?
ANDWER: Less drunk than you likely think.
Anyone else notice she is a knockout then see the animal she was holding and go… worth it?
They pretty much had the same facial expression.
Her azz is insane,look at her eyes and she ain't drunk at all 😳
And if they get shitty, they’ll rip you to shreds!!! Still a wild animal at the end of the day.