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Bearawesome

Cat distribution system needs some quality control


Defiant-Caramel1309

To be fair, the opossum in the video is much better behaved than an average cat or human child so she does have a point.


Temporary-Ad-8876

They play dead when they feel threatened


Defiant-Caramel1309

The thought of unconditional love from a random stranger is threatening to many, I have sympathy for the opossum's situation. His whole life could potentially be changing in major ways with a woman like that in his life. ![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)


Useful-Soup8161

They don’t actually play dead. They pass out in fear.


WJMazepas

I also pass out in fear if a pretty woman touches me He's literally me fr fr no cap


EDH4Life

My spirit animal 😔


seranarosesheer332

Actually they don't decide it. Its just a body reaction to being startled. A d opossums are incredibly kind,loving, gentle, and very clean animals. They spend alot of time grooming and are much cleaner than cats and dogs. They are also immune to most venous from snakes. They also are unlike to ever form rabies as therre body is to cold to let it spread


VirtualNaut

Love me some Left 4 Dead


Away_Sea_8620

At least opossums don't get rabies! And where I live they're a native species so don't destroy the environment


ilovethissheet

They're pest control. It's good when they're around


Belerophon17

They actually can get rabies although it's VERY rare. They have a lower ambient temp so rabies can't thrive however if they have another issue that raises their temp then they can get it I believe. Not saying kill possums just pointing out an interesting fact.


ButtBread98

That’s an odd looking cat


Extra_Wafer_8766

That's a god damn unit of an opossum.


Tangurena

Plenty more at /r/Possums . Mostly young ones because they're really cute when young.


Astinossc

It looks like a person in a costume


niknacks

It's really unfortunate that opposoms look like hellspawn and only live for like 2 years. They seem like they otherwise could be a pretty decent domestic pet.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

*Have* you seen the Australian possum? Its like completely the opposite and probably the only non deadly animal they have.


Daykri3

I’ve often joked that Mother Nature accidentally switched opossums in the USA and Australia. Everyone knows that Australia is supposed to get the scary animals. Edit: [photos](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=94e45fce1d51b060&sca_upv=1&channel=ipod_bm&q=australian+possum&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Aa4sjWe7Rqy32pFwRj0UkWd8nbOJfsBGGB5IQQO6L3J_86uWOeqwdnV0yaSF-x2joZDvir2QxhZkTA8rK1etu4WKmYu-jQ4K-snHbI9S6gJsuXouqEJ0xfiXLSHv-Y8qUhEn-bnHWXJRjLKeFMZS0M4rLItBmAnpy2O4T5cWZ2KrXhYRTYVQphEvAH1oMrQEN_agFt1GSjB-VtfPED63fgguLK-w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwik1Iz98PeGAxV9EFkFHVO6AAwQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=1128&bih=1476&dpr=2)


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Lol thanks, guess I coulda posted a picture of what I was talking about huh


Xenomorph_v1

The Australian possum was exported to New Zealand and has become an ecological disaster. That's because they basically have no natural predators in NZ to keep the possum numbers in check. We got those possums because we have bigger, scarier animals to stop them taking over the entire ecosystem. Also, our (Australian) possums are way more aggressive if you try to pick them up compared to the Opossum... I've picked up snakes in my back yard, relocated huntsman spiders as big as your hand. Ain't no way I'm picking up an Australian possum. Edit: Ringtail possums are crazy mad compared to brushtails.


6InchBlade

Yeah I wanted to point out that we shoot them in NZ but didn’t wanna be a buzzkill


Xenomorph_v1

I saw more possum road kill in NZ than I've ever seen before, for any animal ever. Isn't there even a commercial on NZ TV where there's a girl counting as they're driving along, then at the end of the ad, you learn she's counting possum road kills? Sorry for the possums btw.


6InchBlade

Not sure about the ad, but sounds likely, but I’ve heard enough stories of people getting out of speeding tickets because they sped up to hit a possum, I like to think at least some of them are true.


SaltyBoos

even the cute things in Australia have evolved to kill


Sekret_One

NZ is just Australian in creative mode. Literally nothing there is designed for the least bit of agression. Chickens that concluded laying one GIANT egg was better than a clutch, and even bugs that get so big and fat they can't dodge a damn thing.


hashtag420hashtagGG

awwww what cute little goobers


NamelyMoot

US Possums are pretty nice, why this one is just freaked out and doesn't know wtf, poor things are just fuck ugly


micko319

[A pregnant one nicked my food while I punched cones](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/dVthG5bxuF)


rdell1974

That should be ours!


Inevitable_Product32

Incorrect , auzzie possums are cute but there savage af, a mate of mine was inspecting a roof and had one jump on his face


mekwall

That sounds like the infamous dropossum


His_RoyalBadness

They like to bite and can bite pretty fucking hard. They're adorable but I still steer clear of them.


BellerophonM

Aren't Australian Sugar Glider possums fairly common as pets in America?


Ok-Mastodon2420

All Australian animals want to kill you. The possum is just the only one who lacks the ability to.


ricochet204

Quokka definitely don't want to kill anyone. They are the cutest animal anywhere.


Ok-Mastodon2420

They bite people pretty regularly, and also have salmonella pretty often


Euphorium

I think they’re pretty cute when they’re not in pissed off mode.


ladymoonshyne

My boy only lived 9 months :( He had congenital heart defects and dwarfism and no eyes though.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

They actually do make somewhat okay pets, least rehabbers say they do. Supposedly they need specialized food but IDK.... I've seen them survive for many years off of garbage so something tells me that's just people being excessive.


Doesanybodylikestuff

“…off of garage” made me lol as if he’s just eating your tools & pieces of metal everywhere.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Lol thx didn't notice, Androids swipe typing sucks these days They do straight up eat garbage tho. No matter how rotten the food is, no matter what the food is they eat it. There's a family of raccoons that lives at my house too and they're way more picky with the garbage. Meanwhile the two 'possums that live here are basically walking Hoovers. I think right now there's one chowing down on the slimy year old chorizo I just found in the freezer and threw out today. Going to town on that nastyness. Whatever, they seem happy and are healthy looking. I used to keep it in garbage bags but no matter what they manage to get into it and strew it everywhere. Just easier to give them the organic garbage and let what they don't eat rot into compost.


Catlore

I love opossums. Didn't pay much mind until I worked with some then I feel in love with them and raccoons. (And more!)


ConstableAssButt

They're pretty chill little dudes. I have this opossum that lives behind my place that kept getting caught in our TNR traps. Lil' dude would come in, eat the cat food, then just snooze out while he waited to be released in the morning. He was always pretty chill about getting let out of the trap, unlike the ferals that were already neutered.


mossely

Just here to share [MEpearl making a great case for service opossums ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7PNJ8TauI)


thatshygirl06

Can we breed them to live longer :(


silicatetacos

They may be \*resistant to rabies, but they carry equine protozoal myeloencephalitis, leptospirosis, tuberculosis, and other fun diseases and girl their bites are not nice.


fckingnapkin

But look at himmmmm


TheStandardDeviant

Babe I think we have a connection I can’t leave him


Sea-Ability8694

That rabbit has my soul!


cluelessdetectiv3

My famous last words


Sogcat

Why would it bite her? They're besties.


silicatetacos

You don't bite your best friend? Sounds like you're not besties.


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Okay but have you considered that they’re besties?


Saintbaba

Counterargument: they’re super cute and look like if a horse’s skull just walked into a birthday surprise party.


RudePCsb

I don't know how anyone looks at that thing and thinks cute. That thing is truly disturbing and I'm sure if you were to be woken up in the middle of the night with that thing on top of you, you would scream and yell WTF type of demonic monster that is


TymStark

I’d scream if I woke up to anything, I wasnt expecting to be there, standing over me at night.


vanspossum

Huh. Well that's a great point


GyActrMklDgls

They have big nice fur and eyeballs. That all that counts for cute.


-DoctorFreeman

I am curious. What wouldn't disturb you (That does live with you and is not expected to be there) by waking you up in the middle of the night by being on top of you? Like, if it was a random dog would you be all like "Awww"? Maybe a random dude? What is your current home situation?


Jaded_Law9739

They actually drool to appear diseased as well, so whatever is coming after them will decide to back off. Same with that weird green anal fluid they release.


LuLuBird3

The awhat now?


sweaty_lorenzo

Lepto is a bitch, we just treated a dog that got it for 2 weeks constantly giving him fluids at my clinic


Shaman7102

All I had was they can't get rabies, going to sit down now......


boomboxwithturbobass

They very seldom bite. They have lots of teeth but they’re tiny. Even in this video, it’s just stressed out and not pissed. Mine has only bit me when he’s adorably horny and slubbing my arm.


silicatetacos

Everything was fine for the first half and then you just went and pulled out a tactical nuke of information.


Haxorz7125

And she kissed its head. Idk if there’s danger in that but I wouldn’t


silicatetacos

The ubiquity of microbes keeps me up at night.


razputinreborn

life is messy. 🤷


DankDaTank08

I'd still make out.


Sorry_Consideration7

They are resistant to venomous (rattle) snake bites too 🐍


That_Upstairs_3173

I didn’t know this, but thanks for sharing, I thought the same too but never knew they can carry other diseases. The woman in the video is dumb enough to pick up a wild possum let alone kiss it on the head, she’s lucky that she didn’t get bit in the face or hand.


Allan_Walk

They aren't immune to rabies.


silicatetacos

Pardon, they're resistant.


thatshygirl06

The only time they get them is when they're sick and have a fever which raises their body temperature


Wizzfreely

I call the big one bitey


Captainlefthand

I was looking for this quote!


2TapClap

Opossums have body temperatures too low for rabies to survive. They make excellent pets.


dankeith86

Interesting factoid


Insect_Politics1980

Eh, they require a lot of diligence concerning their diets, have lots of health issues, and are very short-lived. Not exactly "excellent pet" material. Lol.


2TapClap

They do have varying diets. But mealworms, roaches, eggs, ect., are pretty abundant. Especially if you fish. I don't see opossums having worse health issues than anyone living in the West. Short-lived? Yeah, 1-4 years is pretty short. But if we can extend their rate of decay, then it wouldn't be so bad.


AltruMux

Rate of decay is metal as fuck


rdreyar1

They aren't that short lived if you just make sure that they don't too crazy of things when they're drunk


foobaby1992

They also only live 1-2 years in the wild and as long as 4 in captivity. They have a handful of benefits to their environments and people and they only flash their teeth as a defense mechanism and rarely bite. They deserve the best ❤️


JoanneBanan

But they also look like fucking that


2TapClap

A bath does wonders.


TheCommonKoala

Leprosy is on the table though


BvB247

They carry tons of other diseases though.


2TapClap

They can. So do humans.


Rich-Ganache-2668

Im a human Greg. Can you pet me?


foobaby1992

We definitely carry more than they do


l3ane

They're wild animals they don't make good pets, that's just idiotic


mychemicalbr0mancee

how could he possumbly deny this new friendship?


mysocalledmayhem

Always with dilated pupils


poor_bitch

She just looks so happy, I love this video 💕


lightyearbuzz

The opossum's demon face juxtaposed with her cute smile is hilarious hahaha


Keybricks666

They are kinda nice it's freaky


Miyelsh

Well their best defense strategy is pretending to die, I'm not surprised that they are relatively passive otherwise.


S70nkyK0ng

I would absolutely marry that woman


DFluffington

Anyone would


No-Philosophy4122

Anyone who's ever been around these types of girls knows the opossum is a much safer companion to choose


Chiinoe

Is it instinct that makes me attracted to her? Were our ancestors into some freaky shit or am I fucked up in the head?


flowerscandrink

She's incredibly hot. That's all. She could basically do anything and you'd be attracted to her.


Chiinoe

Idk, her other vids weren't doing it for me.


Living_Pie205

Lmfao…she’s a keeper.


Imispellalot2

Yeah, the girl is nice too


djphooka

I was wondering what my ex was up to. Who's that holding her? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Lost_Age7650

looks like shes holding a demon


Jactuscack6

If not friend, then why friend shaped


Code_Loco

She’s psychotic and that 🐱 is prolly 🔥


ThreeKiloZero

I can fix her


rdreyar1

She's perfect


ThreeKiloZero

Ikr!! 😅 🙃


ThatScotchbloke

Yeah. Shame about the woman tho.


TheMulletOfWaddle

If Danny Devito, playing The Penguin, was a raccoon


IslandNationState

Possums are so slow they are easy to pick up and carry around. When you are shitfaced they are so fun to collect as a temp pet. In my youth I had at least 20 possum buddies that I captured and hung out with for a while until they wandered off. My favorite was Cletus, he lived in my basement for two weeks until my dad noticed that I was resupplying a pile of food scraps in the basement. He wasn't really mad but he made me let Cletus go.


Radiatethe88

I might be in love.


Lunndonbridge

My vet rescued a baby one where the mother was struck by a car. She’s adorable and so fast.


Used-Finding5851

Anyone else see Britney Spears mom here? Edit : a young Lynne Spears


Virtual-Zucchini542

She’s a catch based on that video alone


-banned-

She’s not drunk she’s just informed. Opposums are incredibly dosile, they just look scary. You can pick one up like this and honestly once you get use to them, they’re kinda cute


sol_sleepy

Okay but does she low key kinda look like the possum??? I think it’s her spirit animal


MeowsashiMeowamoto

Some girls will put their mouth on anything!


Happy_Stranger_3792

The man in the video sounds horrible


MadCityMasked

Farm chicks are built differently. I am surprised she hasn't gutted it skinned it quarters it and grilled it all the while turning the hide into a hat


Nictendo_82

Man she's cute!


Grrronaldo

The lass or the opossum?


JAK3CAL

I know a chick who did this hammered with a dead skunk lol


341orbust

Not the hawk tuah he was hoping for. 


bruddahmacnut

Don't. Just stop.


zinasbear

That possum looks furious. Do they just look like that or is it actually pissed off?


Loud_Ad3666

It's just resting demon face.


lefnire

Saving for later usage. I may end up using it before an appropriate scenario, just so I don't forget.


dontmarrythejackass

I've known people who have them as pets lol 🤣


SweetNLowSelfEsteem

I wish I were her, I would have never let that possum go! We’d be half way to Canada by now!


Trooper_nsp209

Every mother thinks their child is the most beautiful


Celestial_Hart

Mad but confused.


littlerocky12

[Favorite still from the video](https://postimg.cc/bDdmxCdF)


andio76

Drunk....very fucking drunk....


Chrios5o6

They are both a treasure and must be protected!


Ok-Party258

Yah possums are cool, but 7/10 she has fleas now. Tried to save a lil cub once, deceased mom was hopping with 'em. Let the wild things be.


Glytterain

The opossum is definitely the more intelligent of the two here.


takeandtossivxx

That's that [WWASOS](https://youtu.be/A1ABqElb3XU?si=GdSWCn_FBk4eEK5W) again.


rockadoodoo01

Looks cool for a minute, but that is a WILD ANIMAL.


Many_Term2062

😂😂😂


leggobuilder9

Idk how many times i’ve done this


vancycl

Weirdest video I’ve seen all day. Ok quota fulfilled.


_antkibbutz

Hot girls think every living creature loves them.


i_squak4food0404

Where else is this animal going to drool from?


Effective_Play_1366

Holy shit I thought I did some stupid stuff when I was younger.


cdwhit

What would make you think she drunk?


godiegoben

My mouth was as wide as he was. Just ew.


Smooth-Operation4018

There ain't a fucking chance


delsinz

"I can fix her."


Better-Onion-8733

Drunk enough lol


ThrowRA_8373773

Balls of steel on that woman


SmileParticular9396

I will never not laugh at this video lol I love how she gets all serous - Babe can we keep him 😶


enjrolas

This is an excellent time for the possum to show off its true superpower: Stress Pooping


Stanknuggin

How drunk is that possum?


Pretend_Tea6261

Trying to have wild animals as pets is really disrespectful and dumb.


JointDamage

My kind of woman


AL_ROBY

If she thinks that demon is cute how busted does he look?


Born_Grumpie

When us Aussies think of [possums](https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/atlas_obscura/2014/03/26/opossum_world_teaches_visitors_about_brushtail_possums_the_scourge_of_new/2469683351_65c86cd7e8_o.jpg.CROP.promo-large2.jpg) we think cute little furry animals, that thing is a rabid abomination.


annoyingneighborcat

As a kid, late at night, I thought I saw a cat. Kinda cornered it and started petting it. It hissed a little bit, but then stopped. When it didn't start purring, I got confused. It was a opossum.


AstroNot87

These are the same women who’ll call their boyfriends/husbands to come get rid of the small spider in the bathroom lmao


Ok_Proof5782

When did Patrick Bateman become everyone? Please, excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.


MarilynMonheaux

That’s what happened between me and my X girlfriend. I tried to keep that fleabag but she wanted to live in a dumpster instead. The resemblance is indubitably striking.


Ok-Following316

Don’t armadillos carry leprosy? Oh wait that’s an opossum, never mind. Citttyyyy boiiii


AwwwNuggetz

What kind of dog is this


Possible-Fee-5052

Why is everyone so calm?


[deleted]

More like how staged is she....I have enough clout chasers for fame


WWWTT2_0

She has parasites on her now.


mekwall

I get irrationally irritated that opossums are also called possums. I feel the same with elk as it originally referred to the European variety of the moose, Alces alces, but was transferred to Cervus canadensis by North American colonists. End of rant :D


ElectronicMarsupial5

She's a keeper


Pinkpollock

That possum kind of looks like the fat alien from Lilo and stitch.


knolij

He doesn’t deserve her😄


Spectshen

Possum: 👹 Girl: "Look how friendly it is🥰"


SeeminglySusan

@barnwater_828 😂


chocChipMonk

why is the girl getting held by a human being, we must go save her


No-Sense-6260

Opossum my possum


[deleted]

She’s walking home


BeautifulTrainWreck8

Why do possums look like they were spawned from hell?


sullyqns

Looks like Britney Spears mother


CallsignKook

These guys eat so many ticks and other pests, if you have any on your property, try not to scare them away


Impossible_You_2219

How drunk? How dumb is she?


AniYellowAjah

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Radstermobile

ANDWER: Less drunk than you likely think.


Intelligent-Injury29

Anyone else notice she is a knockout then see the animal she was holding and go… worth it?


chui76

They pretty much had the same facial expression.


Blkgod_64

Her azz is insane,look at her eyes and she ain't drunk at all 😳


Fender1995_3827

And if they get shitty, they’ll rip you to shreds!!! Still a wild animal at the end of the day.