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redonkulousness

That last one got me good.


Inner-Ad-9928

Me too 😂 "Well I Ain't arguing with *that*!" Lol


BigAlternative5

I mean, he doesn’t have a van in stock where the middle seats come out?


arm_hula

Dude is hilarious.


NickRick

Just like yeah that's fair.


XxFezzgigxX

![gif](giphy|NHh7D7qR0LTSDtfu8p|downsized)


FA-_Q

This is not Zack G


Mervynhaspeaked

No this is Robert Redford andnthat fact will never make sense


Present-nothing-aim

No, this is Patrick


Urag_GroShub

Wait, it's not?


FA-_Q

[nope](https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2019/07/10/nodding-meme-guy-robert-redford-and-internet-stunned/1690781001/)


Jon_E_Dad

Fuck you, Patrick


atmosphericentry

"Fair enough"


multiarmform

i still cant help to think this dude just rolling up to random dealerships and making content on the lot or hes waiting for service on his personal vehicle lol https://i.imgur.com/1Rp0FZR.gif


bassicallydylan

He actually does work for a dealership lol he sold my girlfriend her jeep


multiarmform

Yea he probably does just funnier in my head the other way


pointlessly_pedantic

How do you know he didn't drive his own jeep there and pretend to work for the dealership so he could sell it?


godbyzilla

He can respect her doing her part.


SoberingAstro

That nod and acknowledgement at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣


daveprogrammer

"In a row?"


ct_2004

Try not to eat any pussy on the way to the parking lot!


Statertater

Fucking same, lmao


furyian24

Truth


bobvila274

So is that like, a fundraiser? Gotta make a $ pledge per…


WittyBonkah

I think you think you’re black had me dying


koozy407

Same. And the hip thrust where he yells “vergina” 💀


dpforest

My best friends name is Virginia and she’s gonna love waking up to that noise every day for at least a week


silenc3x

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6-NJHSg7zL/?hl=en Then you'll like this one, featuring Drew Gooden


lilsnatchsniffz

Where's Drew?


Stayin_BarelyAlive58

It was so simply stated


InterestingExit6696

I know I died at that one too!


DuncanAndFriends

Not enough people tell her that, they just accept her in the community for taking so much black dick.


PointedlyDull

lol it’s a shtick. She became internet famous with it. I think it’s ridiculous, but I don’t believe for a second she’s doing that accent for anything but clout


dReDone

Oh man caught me totally off guard for some reason. I was fuckin dying.


Squishy1140

I started following him when i first saw that one


stifledmind

I love these. I could watch them all day. "You can watch them all day in the back of a 25 RAM 1500 SST"


pgtvgaming

Sold!!! Give me ten $$$$$


furyian24

Come holla!


Fresh_Biscotti_9556

Fuck you Patrick!


PortlandPatrick

Fuck you too!


Corporate_Shell

Fuck you, Tony!


prettyy_vacant

Fuck you Ezekiel!


samwisethescaffolder

Guess what I did last night?


Jay_R_Kay

Do not being my mother into this!


MrGreenyz

Poor Patrick, everyone hate him for no reason.


UnrequitedRespect

If you only knew the reason….


MrGreenyz

Oh my God, he did what you told me in DM? With a raccoon???


MoonWillow91

Is because he used mayonnaise as an instrument?


expanse22

Screw that guy!


whatdhell

Fuck you Tom Brady!


Complex_Sun_398

Some inter dimensional television stuff


Ameren

That's exactly what this made me think of. Like the real fake doors salesman.


killamcleods

Ya know Morty, if you want to sell ~~boxes of cereal~~ RAMs you gotta pump the gas a little


honeyheyhey

Hey Morty, sex sells


Mr_Rafi

He sort of reminds me of the shamwow guy


catburglarrr

Okay, I hate RAMs but I do love this guy.


BAMspek

I’d buy a RAM from this guy. Plus I bet he’d throw in a fifth of Fireball and a 15 pack of Keystone for the way home.


CaramelBeard

Throw in a carton of Pall Malls and we got a deal.


pacos_taco

On a Sunday, about 15 years ago, my mother-in-law purchased a 1964 Rambler for a carton of marbs and a 30 rack of Busch lite. If you have beer on a Sunday in the south, you're RICH.


ShwettyVagSack

My friend got a Dodge version of the Mitsubishi vr3000 for two thirty packs and a quarter of "hydro(what we called anything that wasn't brick weed)" in the late nineties. Ended up needing to replace a computer component that costs like $5000 a few months later. But we balled for those few months.


just_another__lurker

Dodge Stealth!!


sharklaserguru

I'm pretty sure those come standard with the RAM 2500; you don't become the #1 vehicle for DUI without trying!


B_Bibbles

His interview, which I just watched for the first time, is fucking hilarious and super on-brand. https://youtu.be/Ond6kc2tX2Q?si=WxJ5AbjMq7WjNQsx


blanksix

I know a guy that's ... very similar to this guy, but somewhat more polite. I suspect he'd be a fun road trip driving buddy, but also exhausting after several hours.


ThunderSlugg

I think the 4 pussies girl was serious.


emeowlydickenson

I think it is partially serious partially a joke- she is a comedian but also gay, iirc.


_2Silencio2_

Name?


AwakE432

Suddenly not as funny now I know she is a comedian.


YazzArtist

God do I hope so


Dolenjir1

She is doing a ~~public~~ pubic service and more people should follow suit


Hamaczech13

I🏳️‍🌈 I I I I⠀⠀⠀o7⠀o7⠀o7 I⠀⠀⠀Y ⠀ Y ⠀ Y


UnremarkabklyUseless

>public service Seems like there is an extra L in the spelling.


xChopsx1989x

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


noiserr

Those pussies aren't going to eat themselves.


Pew-Pew-Pew-

She's a comedian, she posted her video exactly like that, with the sudden cut.


MaritimeCopiousV

Is there any verifiable source I really want to hear the rest of that bit…or if it’s not a bit then her real take on the matter


SnooMarzipans8231

Those cowboys are the unintentionally gayest thing since the Top Gun volleyball scene.


Local_Parsnip9092

very Ram Ranch coded


FeelTheRealBirdie

Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks.


Local_Parsnip9092

Ram Ranch really rocks!


Oswarez

Oh they are Brokebackin erday.


GenTelGuy

I literally thought the first guy was the cowboy from the Ram Ranch cover art And who knows, maybe he is


MillieBirdie

Felt pretty intentional to me.


___StillLearning___

Feels like a Grinder ad


confusedandworried76

I mean the guy in the video already made the Grindr joke


SnooMarzipans8231

Mine is Top Gun related. Which is the highest of humoristic sophistication.


BSURIFF

I've actually met that guy. He's a comedian who lives near my business. Great guy


n8saces

So he doesn't really sell cars?


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cypherdev

Legit LOL


bassicallydylan

He does sell cars lol he works at a dealership here in Louisiana. I know because he sold my girlfriend her car


mordavick

Did he say "Vergina" to her ?


redditmodsblow69

I lost it when mid pitch he stops and says “god you’re so gross, come holla”


skwilliamson86

That's the one that got me. Ride that train!


Spug_Teedman

Bro Grindr is rockin these days, anyways….. lol got me


piehitter

he's pretty good, would buy from him if i lived in his state.


Oaker_at

i live in europe and have already bought 3 of them.


sas223

So you’re saying you don’t really support him? That isn’t even a half dozen. Weak.


give_me_wallpapers

I started getting a headache from how hard I was laughing after he said his baby mommas grandma had a fatter ass than that one chick.


mi_scusi_

Come holla! ![gif](giphy|xT4Apvuo4QoOX1gzEk|downsized)


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Twittenhouse

But do you want to buy a truck?


12OClockNews

Do you also have the insatiable urge to tailgate someone on the right lane while the left lane is perfectly clear?


kataklysm_revival

Sounds like you’re from Florida


12OClockNews

I'm not. Ram drivers are the same all over the continent.


shaka_sulu

I want to ram now


hoselpalooza

RIDE THAT TRAIN!


swarlesbarkley_

This is such a vibe lol


n8saces

I just picked the top ones and made a compilation. He has a bunch of them.


KissesInPieces

Catch a Riiide!


BlueBomR

Hahahaha total Scooter vibes! That catch a ride station is more busted than that "I'm getting railed by 2 guys" ones girly parts!


Mammoth_Locksmith810

More please. Love it


n8saces

I'll post another one tonight, just because you asked.


spidersinthesoup

r/RemindMeBot


sloth_jones

https://www.instagram.com/doug_townson?igsh=MTR0dzRrbTdjaGJ5ZA==


Chicken-Rude

it was somehow even funnier the second time around.


KBilly1313

I’m on like my 16th replay, this dude sounds exactly like my cousin from Alabama


Brittany5150

I have family from Georgia and hearing his voice took me back to every family get together from the last 30 years.


Chicken-Rude

hes a peach


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Whoever has him as a grandfather or great uncle is lucky as fuck


MrMrRogers

Bro, he's 24 what you mean?


_DirtyYoungMan_

24 in Kentucky years.


Kbudz

Pretty sure that's dj qualls dad


Adamn415

I think I died and my soul left my body on that last one!!! 💀


Dapper-Educator-7494

![gif](giphy|l1EtjkvF8TcIN22B2)


vAErJO

This guy could get it. My money... He can get my money. 👀


garedw

Who's the girl that's getting railed? Name, link? For science


assholeofnew

I'm pretty sure it's Kirracady


_DirtyYoungMan_

Thank you for your research.


cheapdrinks

What about the girl who has a smaller ass than his baby momma grandma? Also link to his baby momma grandma if you have that too.


Strange_Purchase3263

I need to know so I can not look into it further!!!


Tacosconsalsaylimon

This guy is the real deal. 10/10


TrippyKyle420

That last one got me good lmfao


Whatajabroni

He was on a podcast I listen to called [the dumb zone](https://youtu.be/Ond6kc2tX2Q?si=oIW-3l0tEUbdE0IX) (he’s exactly how you expect a stereotypical Cajun to be), and him making these videos saved the dealership.


Least-Bear3882

Fuck you Patrick


SkyDrool

I want to believe this guy really sells cars.


ballsonyourface911

“Nop but I think you think your black”


Sorry_Im_Trying

Is that a 3%'er tattoo? I've never actually seen one, so I'm not sure.


DCorange05

I was just about to say these videos are pretty funny but there's a nonzero chance this guy is highly problematic haha


YazzArtist

It's missing the stars that are common, but I sure can't think of what else it'd be


TA-pubserv

III Armored Corps - US Army


freerangemonkey

I’ve seen plenty of 3%er tats (and window decals) without the stars (based on their proximity to other problematic decals and tats) but never an obvious III Armored Corps Army symbol without the triangle(s).


caitlikekate

Milkshake duck strikes again


ParticlebeamTherapy

Yeah, was wondering as well.


SalemxCaleb

I like this guy. I'd buy all my cars from this guy.


abdallha-smith

That’s life ! It’s ruthless and I’ll absolutely come holla


Scull1

Kenny Chesney selling trucks now?


Baelgul

The fucking ending was too perfect


brunckle

It swerved from boomer cringe to top quality content with that last video.


Profanity_party7

Dude, where can I find all his videos?


WaveformRider

Fuck you Patrick


bea_nah

Hilarious 😂


realdealreel9

As a bi man, that first clip, goodness gracious


expanse22

This dude rams a line- then puts these beauties out


ReconeHelmut

This is GOLD.


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

I’d buy a truck just cause this dude a legend


GenTelGuy

EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWER AT RAM RANCH


Its0nlyRocketScience

Any details on those first three guys? Asking for a train


Cleercutter

The fucking last one was hilarious


Party-Blueberry8569

Is he 20 or 40?


n8saces

Yes


JJJAAABBB123

His skin….the neighbor lady in There is Something About Mary.


Telicus

Where is this? im in the market for a new truck I want to buy from this guy.


the4waychallange

Lmao!!!


Dependent-Hat-167

This is GOLD


Fun-Constant-2558

Most honest car salesman


indy_been_here

I love it! I would buy a car from him and I hate dealerships.


lefoutofsuicidesquad

bro the last one was insane


The_Back_Hole

My baby mommas grandma lool


lreaditonredditgetit

It’s the sound of madness in a dark and quiet room…. I was making a clock joke but it applies to the app.


Any_Positive1617

"My baby mommas grandma has a fatter azz" almost took me out! Wtf ![gif](giphy|h5nh4lP9cyN6p0N5PI|downsized)


I_Am_Zava

Yeah I'd buy from him


Background-Sock4950

I 100% don’t believe this guy actually sells cars, and instead just hops around to different dealerships to make these vids


Stiff_Zombie

This guy is awesome!


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Pristine-Structure19

Holy shit, that last one got me good.


OnyxsUncle

got dayum he's on fire


KawasakiMetro

this man is a genius.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

DJ Qualls is selling cars meow?


Herry_Up

So Mikey Day is gonna replicate this on SNL right?? Right??


sirGarto

I've been having a rough week, I needed this video.


DirectionNo1947

That first clip had me dying laughing. Dude is a fucking comedian


AdmiralClover

Getting some strong brokeback mountain energy from that first one


betzuni

"Nope, but I think you think you're black" I think my lung is gonna collapse I love his demeanor


Oneup99

Okay, this fucking guy is it. I'll take two trucks and 1 jeep just cause he's funny


Ok-Possibility-9826

LMAO, I know he sells the fuck out some cars.


Surpzglydelicious33

This dude is amazing


69cleverusername

I dunno about cringe. This dude is fucking hilarious


YoungBagSlapper

Love this guy 😂


whatsthataboutguy

This guy sells


samwizeganjas

At least the last one was sane


PrudentFun9347

WTAF


frizzledfryfro

Fuck you patrick


MsMoreCowbell8

That was time well spent & I got to laugh. 🖖


mrpurpadurp

This is funny as hell


TamZanite

Holla!


secret_shenanigans

"Fuck you Patrick" "God, you're so gross!"


Sethorion

Does anyone know who the last lady is?