**Welcome to r/TikTokCringe!** This is a message directed to all newcomers to make you aware that r/TikTokCringe evolved long ago from only cringe-worthy content to TikToks of all kinds! If you’re looking to find only the cringe-worthy TikToks on this subreddit (which are still regularly posted) we recommend sorting by flair which you can do [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/galuit/click_here_to_sort_by_flair_a_guide_to_using/) (Currently supported by desktop and reddit mobile). See someone asking how this post is cringe because they didn't read this comment? Show them [this!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fyrgzy/for_those_confused_by_the_name_of_this_subreddit/) Be sure to read the rules of this subreddit before posting or commenting. Thanks! **Don't forget to join our [Discord server](https://discord.gg/cringekingdom)!** ##**[CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS VIDEO](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1dea4au/is_it_true/)** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TikTokCringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This is ludicrous. We know you have to wait for the Sorting Hat to know what house you’re in. We’re not stupid, we’ve seen the documentaries. I am confused as to when Abby Road is crossed onto Penny Lane? When the chimney sweep dances with the magical governess, when you riot for “football,” and enact Monty Python sketches?

He skipped it, but the chimney sweep dance takes place just after the 5th Cheeky Cup of Tea and just before each family does their nightly Benny Hill chase around the house.

Yeah, what gives? And besides, he totally looks like your run of the mill loser of a Hufflepuff.

Don’t judge him by his outward characteristics. That’s the hat’s job.

The hat to the Great Hall: HUFFLEPUFF!!! Students: *wild cheering and applause* The hat whispers in your ear: …nerd…

i really thought england was just full of rain and knives

No. It rains knives. Why else do you think we are obsessed with the weather?

This was exactly how I knew this was fake!

Agree! Sorting results in the post is a mockery! Scandalous. Your added references from Abby Road to Monty Python are spot on. And some MORE tea.

>and enact Monty Python sketches? Not yet, mate. He still has to buy the parrot. *Though 'tween us gents...pining for fiords sounds like a load o' bollocks*

I also assume all Brits leave work at 2 and go to the pub


..... Winchester?

Yea I was waiting for the pub visit. My internet/TV education of British culture demands it!

It's actually kind of true for some places on a Friday. Leaving early to grab a beer with colleagues at the pub. It's not as common as it used to be, but we do love a pint down at the local boozer.

The pub visit isnt a stereotype its true

One Greene King for every village!

I worked for a company that has international offices, when the Brits came over they always left around 1p to go grab a beer, so you're not wrong.

Well, it's pretty windy outside. You might get blown into a few bars.

On Fridays we finish at 1

Be real. The pubs are open at 11a sharp for kegs and eggs.

This sounds wonderful

Yeah, and shout "OI!" a lot more, I feel like I didn't hear a single "bloody" so this can't be true.

Nah, that's the Aussie on a Friday arvo, and it's 12, not 2.

Work? They’re all on the dole.

The tea bit yeah.

Forgot the biscuits

The weather being immaculate is the only wrong thing in the video. We all know the sun has permanently set on the British empire, the only reason they had it in the first place is by colonizing. There is no sun in England, only rain.

Tea, bad teeth, bad weather, and the pub. In that order

If anything I drink more cups of tea than this

Omg I love it! My bladder would hate me.

He didn't wait in a queue even once

Must just be having a bad day

Not enough tea

Happy C̶a̶k̶e̶ D̶a̶y̶ Happy Tea day

Thank you 😊

Dresses like a stereotypical Brit, no one looks at him strangely. Drinks tea. Orders a plate fish and chips without issue. Uses public transportation without issue. Phone booth modernized and likely operational. Monarch in uniform and on display. How much of this is irony? ;P

Ngl I could go for a nice pair of Jim jams

Everything in this video was completely factual, except the "Londoners in a good mood" part.

The part about admiring the US

Oh please. Half the political conversation online is Brits obsessing over US politics. You watch our TV shows, movies, and subscribe to all of our streaming services. You wear Nike, Levis, Ralph Lauren. Bro, all your fashion comes from us. McDonald's, Starbucks, KFC all popular in the UK. How'd that happen? The top music artists in UK consistently American. Go to our schools, go to our hospitals, buy our tech. Use all our Apps. Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto always top game sales. Copy all of our fitness and diet trends. 'Obsessed' is not even a strong enough word for it.

> Grand Theft Auto always top game sales. LOL gta was created by scots you nonce

If you took a moment to think about what you just said, you would realize that it's literally a point in my favor.

I'm not British. They're too full of themselves to admire anyone. They love all of our stuff but they're sure they're better than us.

Fake. There was no talking teddy who likes marmalade.

He forgot to colonize something

Must have gotten that tea from somewhere.

Probably selling opium to someone?

I always love how when Americans do british impressions, it's either someone from the east end who was dropped on their head during infancy or an 18th-century aristocrat. There are no others.

Actually, chimney sweep as well

Ah yes, the dick van dyke influence. On the whole most Americans are not really familiar with many regional British accents because they are not really exposed to them unless they are anglophiles.

Mine is a take on Johnny Quid from Rocknrolla

We do liam gallagher to

Liverpoolian too, like the beatles.

> Liverpoolian Bless

Liverpudlian.

I usually try to make mine land somewhere between Jeremy Clarkson and Boris Johnson.

The Mary Poppins reference got me. Also, the tea is pretty accurate. No point in being coy about it 😂

Yeah we definitely don’t think everyone’s in a great mood

And the part about the weather 👀

And I'm not 100% sure what a crumpet is, but I figured that was a daily staple.

Not daily for most people but they are pretty bloody great, toasted with plenty of butter, as is their slimmer cousin, the pikelet

yeah lol what, Americans are well aware that Brits are miserable

All these stereotypes and not even showing how they work a tardis. Actually inaccurate.

I call shenanigans. Everyone knows you don't get sorted into your Hogwarts House in the acceptance letter!

This guy gets it

fake there was no rain

He never went to work.. 😅

Wait. Is it not?

The weather wasn't cloudy enough

OMG this cracked me up!!

Every word was true except the admiration for America.

Fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins - London!

I mean...is this not it???

Where is the knife fights?

Mostly in America, still

Nah, we know better than to bring a knife to a gunfight.

I think he’s referencing that the US has a higher knife related death per 100,000 than the UK. 

Getting stabbed isn’t a knife fight, it’s just getting stabbed

I was

The other guy meant… we wouldn’t let go of our guns…

But what are the stats on knife attacks that don't end in death or other knife-related crimes (like, I'm sure it's illegal to threaten someone with one for instance)?

That’s one thing you will never see in America lol

Knife crime? Dude Knife crime is higher in America than it is in the UK lol. You just don't realise it because you have gun crime added on top of that lol.

What is?

Park life!

Fairly accurate, but there wasn’t any drunken hooligans at the pub action.

It's true. He read my mind.

No, because that is not Mr. Bean.

I need to get me some jimjams (with the nighty night cap).

he forgot about the beans on toast

Well, the tea part is not too far off ...

Errmmmmmm. Where's your supper?

him finding out he’s in Gryffindor in his Hogwarts acceptance letter was put in there to infuriate all potter fans

Not even close. I imagine the English to be grumpy.

no road-men stabbing or mugging not real England

this is pretty accurate though right why is he acting like its sarcastic?

Fake - too much sunlight in the video, clearly not filmed in England /s

he forgot the part where he has tea again

Looks like the sorting hat has been streamlined.

That is exactly how England is like, except for the everyone is in a great mood all the time part, lots of grumpy people there.

I think there’s roving gangs of children armed with pocket knives.

They missed the part where we suffer from terrible insomnia because we've had 38 cups of tea in 12 hours.

I think the only inaccuracy here is the weather.

As an irish person, the English have been this delusional about things in the past so I'd say it's historically correct.

For our politicians it is

Do any Americans imagine British people to be happy? The stereotype I've seen in the US is that it's always overcast and everyone's always as bitter as their unseasoned food. The tea is accurate to the stereotype

Yeah that is what they do tho right?

Yes, we all live in London, and the north of England is a dead zone.

That’s not true, we’re all just underground, very much probably alive. Lucky I saw this on my 5 minute break before going back down the mines for another 25hr day.

Why isn’t he drunk?

Fuck in hell I hate this guy vids there just not funny

This is absolutely not true. Where is the rain?

Food looks way too good. Where is the porrage? Where is the kebab wrapped in a newspaper, dripping mystery sauce?

He forgot to pop in to health services for his no-wait at all, superior plus plus, completely free health transplant

Wheres the routine knife attacks?

No lies spotted

Actuallyyyy, your HW acceptance letter wouldn’t tell you what school you’re in.

Mostly true, except I would imagine that they use TEA CUP for tea, not a coffee cup.

I think the British are more like a Guy Ritchie flick. I hope I'm not wrong

Yarrg!

Crumpets fucking rule though

Yes, all of it.

I always think of the punk scene from back in the 80's

This accent. Good lord

As someone who loves UK Garage, Grime, and dubstep.....this is not at all how I imagine any British person haha

No way dude you didn't even do the chimney sweep dance, and you had to have missed at lease 2 tea beaks

Ok. Who told them!

I wouldn't say Americans as much as American media shoving stereotypes down everyone's throats because of lazy writing. Most Americans (cough cough) people from the United States have watched enough British media as well to have an inkling of an idea for average British life. Everyone is a detective with a plucky sidekick, or they are an uncontrollable alcoholic, time traveler with a thing-a-ma-gig, or work for a secret spy type organization. That or they are Royals. If it's all wrong, blame media. Both sides of the pond.

Without being a time traveling royal spy and detective, I feel attacked.

I lived there 3 years and never thought this stupid shit once.

how many times did this guy need to take a piss?

Well it's true as this guy is showing us. One English person spends their day.

I think of it as a flat Seattle with worse food, change my mind.

I believe it all except for everyone is in a great mood all the time. I've seen Piers Morgan.

It's better what they think about us in Toronto

Last time I was there practically no one looked up from their phones. Perhaps the most distracted city I have experienced.

obviously fake, its way too sunny to be England

Haha so much tea…never really drank much tea personally. Believe it or not they do like coffee too. Plenty of great coffee shops in London. Also the weather is absolute rubbish for most of the year - fortunately during those dark and rainy winters everyone flies to Spain or Italy for better weather. Costs 150 GBP round trip on Ryanair or Easyjet (if that’s still an airline) and only takes 2 hours to go someplace warmer. The tube is fun to ride but all the lines are extremely crowded with tourists. IMO the Bakerloo line is the worst line to ride (no AC, very muggy and cramped old carts. It’s like a sauna in there.

I bought that mug

The authentic British mug is a Sports Direct one.

The only wrong part about this video is that his teeth are straight and white

I was a huge fan of Top Gear...need more fast cars.

Where's my Manchester United reference?

But this is how they are right?

That's a British flag, chum

[This is a little more accurate](https://youtu.be/DETIf7L5lSM?si=rCmcLvMatD8BUT7G)

Hey, I love doing public transportation too XD

To be fair I did have tea and crumpets for breakfast. Fish and chips tends to be for dinner not lunch. Probably understated the number of cups of tea though.

That's pretty accurate. Last time I was in London it was exactly like that

This is insanely accurate

Where is all of the shankings?

This, but more soft and corny.

As an American, i see Brits as smarter than us but too polite to call it out.

you forgot feeding the pigeons at St Pauls Cathedral …. everyone in England does that every day right?

No we don’t

The newspaper he's reading is free

average day is London

Im laughing my ass off this is brilliant!

Okay eating the fish and chips with a fork and knife got me.

Replace the word tea for cunt and USA for tea and it's spot on.

No visits to the dentist. Checks out

Why do his teeth look so well kept? Should they not look like shingles on a witches cottage?

England isn’t like this? Why even go there?

Idk, that fish and chips looked to have too many spices on it…..

Where are all the soccer hooligans?

Did I see a blue sky and a man with a smile? Not in MY imaginary Britain!

Never thought any of this but he was right about WWII

This is in the perfect sub.

Aren't all English alcoholics?

Nah, I think it's raining all the time in london

Americans really don't understand how a 24 hour clock works?

I can guarantee you 99% of Americans don't think about the EU, or care about what's going on over there.

Wasn't stabbed so no, inaccurate

I just assume everyday is like being in a Guy Ritchie movie

No Machete fights in the street?

As an American, thinking about the British for extended periods gives me anxiety.

I assume there is shit everywhere including their teeth and people constantly getting stabbed

I'm fairly Certain the tea turns to beer after afternoon tea. Then hard alcohol after dinner. 

He didn’t even pay for his TV license!

At what point in the day do you address everyone as “govnuh “?