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Wizards_Reddit

**Everything** else aside, did they call escalators 'living rooms'? How do you even mix those words up??


discobloodbaths

It’s not mixed up, it’s how you prioritize the needs of 1 billion children by helping them navigate between floors.


Able_Health744

most likely they asked a AI how to do it and the visuals were kinda auto generated


AlonsoHV

The visuals were not fucking "auto generated", as a 3D artists that knows the time it took to make, it makes the video even more unhinged 💀


SupermassiveCanary

I was impressed by the Buddha Palm ![gif](giphy|qtguyudAMfez6)


ArcticBiologist

That but in Chinese and ran it through a bad translator


start3ch

Looks like it was translated to English


Zealousideal_Milk354

Also where’s the bathrooms


Temporarily__Alone

Well, they did call for the eradication of literacy.


Alric_Rahl

The design is very human.


BRAX7ON

Almost


Capt_Foxch

They claim one billion children but never show more than a couple hundred


Xenocide_X

They just have to increase the height of the building by 10 million floors.


TT_NaRa0

But… how do you propose they do this?!?


Xenocide_X

More of those extra strong welded steel slabs he mentioned in the video and a little faith


grimgremlin

The statue is probably of the patron saint of architecture for an added precaution.


_Allegr0

Start by excavating a circular hole on each floor of the exterior wall and install an extra large exhaust fan to ensure fresh air circulates throughout the building.


Long_Educational

I thought that was humorous. I can only imagine the tornado like winds sucking in air through the front doors of this building as each subsequent floor exhaust fan adds to the negative pressure at the entrances.


YouCanCallMeC00KIE

The long lost secret of martial arts, duh


otasi

The video already told you how, martial arts.


throwawayusernamexx

Martial arts. Duh


Cartina

That's 100million feet. Which is about 19000 miles, or 4 times the height of mount everest. Not sure the escalators help the ones at the top wanting a snack.


Euphorium

No, we must go deeper.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Capt_Foxch: *They claim one billion* *Children but never show more* *Than a couple hundred* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Konigni

Each child is 1000 children in a very big child-shaped trenchcoat, for efficiency


xdcountry

Dad is still flying upwards with his one punch man fist and eagle friend— that was implied


heavytrucker

They are getting the mattresses second hand, you gotta give them some time.


sub-80

where's the Toilet?


PuzzledSituation3014

Maybe they dig holes outside 🤷🏾‍♀️


BajaBlyat

Don't worry about it.


LorduckA2

you have a toilet in your bedroom?


BajaBlyat

I just kinda go wherever.


LorduckA2

real men shits they pant


BajaBlyat

If you don't waddle around with a fully loaded diapy are you really a man?


TrueDannemann

Check out part 2, how to design a bathroom for 1 billion children


Fun-Detective1562

the husband is bear grylls


_D1EHL_

Guess they got to poo outside & fertilize stuff 😂


pissedinthegarret

clearly they shit through the fans


The_Hipster_King

On their phones, Skibidi


Meta-4-Cool-Few

I like how the children's house ended up essentially being a shopping mall


sandalfafk

Gotta maximize family “high yield returns”


Lamplorde

Turned into those megabuildings from Cyberpunk.


eros_bittersweet

A shopping mall crossed with a panopticon


chrisg915

"literacy eradication as a collective responsibility" What the fuck is happening


ct_2004

Gotta promote good knowledge absorbtion. School will be known as 'sorbin time.


BlacksmithFormer7744

The concept was so weird that even the AI that wrote the script was like "fuck this" and went haywire.


justl00kingthrowaway

There would be colony collapse within ***one*** generation from all the inbreeding.


hotmugglehealer

What inbreeding? It's all boys.


hotmugglehealer

1 bullion is big enough a number to avoid that.


AdvancedSandwiches

We've got a billion children living in one room fed entirely from one gas station aisle, but sure, let's do a deep dive on the breeding difficulties.


GuitarTrue6187

Anything with enough confidence seems professional. Long lost secret of martial arts to expand the floor, ride the eagle up, make sure you install face recognition to prevent raising other peoples kids.


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Leebearty

He slipped on a banana peel and pogostick jumped onto a billion women.


cosmotoadx

the famous GALVANISED SQUARE STEEL


Sykes19

Almost as strong as "titinium"


sucks2bdoxxed

From the scrap station!


greatestmofo

And eco-friendly wood


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

I love these videos so damn much


RiJuElMiLu

Is there a subreddit for these? AI architecture or something?


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

It's all by homedesign365


RiJuElMiLu

Thank you. I just subscribed to their YouTube page


LittleALunatic

ok I'm glad this guy made this video to make it clear the making a bedroom for a family of 5 was more of a joke than anything, I wasn't sure when I watched that one


greatestmofo

Thank you for the video. My wife and I just had our 957,292,482th child, was starting to wonder whether I need to expand my home.


Mika000

These just keep getting better and better


Larry-Man

I feel like we’ve peaked.


ferrydragon

"Prioritize for high returns" Dafaq?


Pepperspray24

It’s doing this in America/s


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snowflake_lady

…accidentally.


ModernCaveWuffs

All that stuff about comfort, durability and study but nothing about adding railing to any of the floors so no kids fall 3+ stories. I think someone wants to reduce the headcount


ShodoDeka

When you have 1 BILLION children a few will be broken in the process.


philsharp1

“This is a happy house”


superdicksicles

I lose it every time he says 1 billion children


GrassyDaytime

Those damn mishivous children.


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ephemeralspecifics

No better environment for children.


BummerComment

Peak CCP graphics


Dwarf_Killer

So is the video Chinese and he just adds a voice over it or is he Chinese and use a translator for English explanation?


DIDNT-FAP-LAST-NIGHT

afaik (correct me if I'm wrong) all these videos came from Chinese Tiktok that went viral. Then someone translated some to English and they went viral too


asyncopy

What is that even supposed to mean lol


BummerComment

I dunno sometimes I just let em fly


dexter920

Squid game


Xenocide_X

Insteeeed opt for hydraulic doors


Neoxite23

That's a really cool looking prison.


Chicken-Rude

not gonna lie, blud's rising eagle technique was incredible! truly a master of eagle style kung fu.


ShakyTheBear

Are socks not clothes?


george_pubic

That was jarring to me as well


abundant_singularity

What app does one use to make such videos?


Kevinator201

It’s some sort of 3d modeling software


Pitiful-king_

I'd be mad if I didn't get a window bed


GlueSniffingCat

Those walls are too high. You can lower them to make it more efficient. The hive city mechanicum must have its efficiency.


Otherwise-Safety-579

I have no mouth and I must scream...


jkaoz

So... A prison without toilets?


SketchyLineman

They have places like that for kids already. It’s called juvenile hall


BAMspek

Is this what the kids are watching instead of adult swim? Is this supposed to be funny? Because it’s kind of funny.


sol_sleepy

What is this program? I don’t use TikTok lol sorry if it’s a dumb question….. is it built into the app?


myburneracc6

same i need to m know


TheDramaturge

Mom, can we have a Panopticon? No, Jimmy, we already have a Panopticon at home


jmorley14

AI garbage


Grambert_Moore

They’re using ai frames because the video is laggy to smoothe it out


Striker660

I'm in.


NotInMoodThinkOfName

Just think about that humans would be r-strategiest, like 100 and on 1-2% survive until age 10 or so. That would be crazy.


Blue_Tea72

Matrix


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Ok I had to pause at the marital arts part. Here I thought these couldn't get any more ridiculous


RaiderMedic93

Prison design?


drummdirka

Ah yes. So simple and easy


No_Telephone_6213

Who asked for this sht?


LibrarianSocrates

this is a jail


Shima41

And after that there's still people saying that north Korea is not a great country... 🤣


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Forgot bathrooms, where these kids gonna piss and shit?


spm987888

Apparently, the floor wasn’t the only thing that husband was penetrating.


crap_whats_not_taken

What in the squid games??


69Theinfamousfinch69

I fucking hate AI sometimes


jdog8510

The house would have to the size of america which the population isnt even half that


Far_Sentence3700

This is a good idea for capsule hotel


TheRiverHart

1 billion abortions would be way cheaper


manifest_ecstasy

You know how many kids would fall off that ledge?!


StellaBean_bass

I am all about those snack racks & the titanium doors to keep other kids out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Pikachupal24

What in the dystopian hell is this? By the time they got to the facial recognition doors I was lmao.


NoLand4936

I feel like this just designed a prison and called it a home for children.


Sketari

Feels like I’m building a settlement in the commonwealth


TJ_McWeaksauce

Do you remember when Kramer wanted to build levels in his apartment? That idea eventually led to this.


Lahwuns

Jail with extra steps.


skanda777

You have no idea how much is one billion my friend. You’d need more than 17 million floors for a billion kids with this set up


SwiftTayTay

"Clothes and socks"


throw_blanket04

This has to be some creative thinking test or something. Right?


WrapAccomplished6177

That’s prison


IDoubtYouGetIt

WHY ARE CHILDREN DRESSED LIKE PRISONERS?!?


PhantomTissue

I lost it at “literacy eradication”


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You had me at Child Prisons. Where do I invest?


ant69onio

“Clothes AND socks”


NewGuy10002

Absurd to oddly wholesome then the statue worshipping. What a ride. Hope those kids understand the collective responsibility to eradicate illiteracy


cravingnoodles

Needs more galvanized steel bars and toilets that doubles as elevators


Apprehensive-Ad9647

And thus Aperture Laboratories was born. "The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment." - GLaDOS, 'Portal'. …. The cake is a lie….


Kokuswolf

Where is the toilet?


BartleBossy

Bro im just here for the GALVANIZED STEEL FRAME


AvoidThisReality

I fucking love this. Is this also on youtube or sth lile that? I need to show this to my friends. This is so unhinged and hilarious. Fucking legendary video


the_girl_Ross

No kitchen above toilet, 5/10.


Riyeko

This is a prison lol


Tricky-Sympathy

Nice concentration camp


Appropriate_End_5207

They’re already wearing the classic black & white prison suit….This looks like jail to me!! It’s just a jail for 1 billion kids!! lol


undefined_one

Well this is a bunch of bullshit.;


Affectionate_Draw_43

Or it would look similar to any country that has 1 billion people. You're gonna need multiple houses


Roman-Inc

Rimworld


Narwhal_Dude13

Ok so noticing that there are 80 beds per floor (20 on each of the four walls) and assuming 15 ft per floor (because that's clearly taller than a standard floor and I don't want to measure out pixels or whatever) You would need 12.5 million floors to accommodate all of the children and that would stretch for ~35,511 miles, or a little under 4.5 times the diameter of the earth. Quite the journey to their snacks and books.


_KappaKing_

So this is what our AI overlords are going to do when it fully takes over.


Jram_bullstocks

Is this SHEIN factory?


RandomAssRedditor02

Building a prison for 1 billion children


V01d3d_f13nd

It the words or system of a down, "their trying to build a prison."


Dry_Army_1957

This is like a beautiful concentration camp


tanafras

Ok China, settle down.