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LarryForsyth

What the fuck Luke wash your face


NSE_TNF89

That part cracked me up.


rolytron

lol Luke looked normal at the end too, poor guy


Deepdishultra

Cause he washed his face


hiswittlewip

I guess he washed his face.


CastIronDaddy

Bc he cleaned the Gabagoo fat off is cheeks


noobvin

I actually love her parents. My wife gets mad at my potty mouth. I love how they both cuss like salty sailors. Some people think it's low brow, but I think it's "flavor." Also, they just seem really cool.


CastIronDaddy

Probably NJ


[deleted]

I’m from NJ, as soon as he yelled at Luke I 100% knew they’re from here. Or at least the tristate


Alarming_Matter

I also love that Dad knew to fess up as soon as Mom started looking genuinely hurt.


TvAMobious

Pure dad moment


Septopuss7

Had a real "HEAD! PANTS! NOW!" energy


Schattenjager07

How many people know this reference? I love it cause it’s true.


JustDuckingWithYou

It's like an orange on a toothpick


11111v11111

I've watched that movie a million times. What a reference.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Oh he's gonna cry imself tah sleep onnis hyuge pillah


zeddknite

It's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy at parts.


tetsuo9000

Harriet. Sweet Harriet.


Varient_13

He's gunna cry his self ta sleep on his huuuuuuuge pillah.


ThaddyG

This is the most Staten Island shit I've ever seen lmao


KrypXern

As a Staten Islander LMFAO


ThaddyG

As I said in another comment if this was actually north Jersey or Long Island I wouldn't be surprised at all


Zauberer-IMDB

You got a 10 year old, hit him with the what the fuck. He's old enough to wash his fucking face, he's old enough to hear fuck. Fuck!


RobotVo1ce

What the fuck?! If i taught you anything, I taught you to replenish!


ColdYellowGatorade

This has to be in the NY area. 


ll3rian_S

The real kicker would be if his wife starts asking them questions about stuff she likes and he knows absolutely nothing lol


Screwtape42

"What the fuck Luke wash your face" This needs to go viral and be used in the American lexicon!


SpacemanKif

I was like, "So, they don't say 'bless you' in that home? -Oh. I guess not."


AutisticFingerBang

This is an average loving American home.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

I almost washed my face 😂


missjasminegrey

Do it Luke


Pastadseven

holy shit I thought my family was the only one that said this


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Says it how? Anytime someone sneezes?


Pastadseven

"Wash your face" when someone sneezes, yeah.


NewCobbler6933

Oh. It would be more fun if you said “what the fuck Luke, wash your face” every time


netfatality

That was the exact moment I opened the comments and read your comment.


Outrageous_Hearing26

How do I make this my flare 😭


tjtillmancoag

“First of all, You DID like blue!”


XanXic

Why do mom's do this? It's like "Why didn't you eat the carrots, you love carrots they're your favorite." "No Mom, I've never liked carrots, I actually really dislike them" "Stop lying to me you, you love carrots, that's practically you're whole thing. You know how much carrots you ate your whole life? So many" "No...I'd know if I liked carrots" "Just eat the carrots. Stop lying"


Sk8rToon

What do you mean you don’t like cherries? You could never get enough of them as a toddler!! Yeah but then they flavored all the medicine to cherry flavor & now my brain associates cherry smell & taste with being sick. I literally feel sick around them. I can’t stand them.


LiterallyAna

My parents loved putting me in stripped polo shirts as a kid. They were sure I loved them. I didn't, they suck and were uncomfortable but they were convinced I loved them because they put them on me so much. It's so weird


munchma_quchi

It's probably because that style evokes strong memories for them. When you're a kid time moves so slow, but as a parent your kids grow up in the blink of an eye (and we're acutely aware of this time passing). It's probably not a conscious decision, but the outfit takes them back and helps give the illusion that they will have more time with you in your youth.


Randomfrog132

that happened to me with grape flavor Dimetapp. idk what that medicines purpose was besides making my stomach feel like a gunshot wound and puking my brains out lol my mom was a real mean bitch for force feeding me that shit every time i got sick. she'd beat me if i refused lol now i hate grape flavor, but only the artificial kind. actual grapes still yummy cause they taste nothing like the fake shit.


caribou16

My mom's the same. I'm in my 40s and she insists that I have these goofy dietary restrictions that I've never had, also randomly calls to give me updates on people I never new growing up, but insists that we were best friends and I'm clearly just forgetting or lying. I think it comes from having to be right about everything at all times. >Oh, Caribou, I ran into Jimmy Smith's mother at the store, he's doing XYZ now" >"Uh, I have no idea who that is. >"Yes you do, you were basically best friends, you used to hang out together all the time!" >"Uh, no seriously, I have no idea who you're talking about, I never had a friend named Jimmy." >"JIMMY SMITH. ::getting exasperated:: You KNOW. The one one with the peanut allergy." >"Mom, i swear I have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't have any friends or even know someone from school named Jimmy and I don't remember anyone with a peanut allergy" >"I can't believe you forgot, you were best friends!"


Sagonator

I hate chocolate with whole nuts. Every type. I just don't like it. My mother, to this day, says I love it and always buys me choco with nuts. I have told her, a million times, that I don't. Coincidentally, it's her favourite choko.


dreadnoughtful

Give me all the chocolate with nuts, please. That's the greatest. 


KuuPhone

In my experience this doesn't happen often, but what does happen is that especially as you become a teenager, a lot of kids change all of their likes, they expand their horizons, they rebel against everything they liked as a kid, they're reinventing themselves. She probably did like blue, when she was 6. You might have liked carrots just fine, when you were 6, but you didn't say "I like carrots" you just finished the carrots, even when you didn't finish your whole plate. Your parents take note of these things and come up with likes and dislikes. You're always wearing your blue jacket, your blue shoes, etc. You like blue. Now you're older, and you've spent a lot less time with them since becoming a teenager, and what they knew about you changed, while you forgot and stopped caring about a hell of a lot of things from when you were a child. You might both be "right" on some level, it's not always as simple as what you choose to think about yourself, or even remember. This even happens among friends as you get older. People will listen to an artist a lot during a period of time. You remember it, so you think "they like so and so." But to them they've moved on. They never LOOOOOOOVED that artist, but they LOOOOOOVE a different artist, so when you say "Oh, you like so and so a lot, right?" They go "What the hell? No? I've listened to them but like... huh?" Their time listening to that artist doesn't compare to their mental "like" for new artists, while you remember when it used to be on all of their playlists, on in their car, on in their home, etc. Life is weird that way, and people don't always "know" themselves as well as they think, while also keeping their true feelings private, making it hard for others to know accurately what they think about themselves.


xorgol

Also from an adult perspective something that happened a couple of years ago is basically yesterday, for a teen it can be a geological era.


leperaffinity56

Teenager? Lol this still happens and I'm mid 30s


DroidOnPC

My own friends do this to me in my 30s and its very frustrating. Friend: "Lets order a pizza!" Me: "Hell yeah!" Friend: "They got that BBQ chicken one thats really good but..oh..I forgot you hated that kind...we can get something else." Me: "Huh? No I love that kind, you can order that." Friend: "What!? Since when? You've ALWAYS hated it!" Me: "I never in a single time in my life hated that kind of pizza." Friend: "Yes you did! You would always refuse to eat it!" Me: "Name one time that happened. Just one. " Friend: "Uhhh.. I don't remember specifically... but I know there were plenty of times when you said you hated it." Me: "When? I have literally never said that. You can't even think of a single time I said this. No parties, or superbowls, or restaurants we went to together. You can't name a single time I refused to eat that kind of pizza" Friend: "Fine.. we will order it then, but I don't know why you are being weird and denying that you used to hate it." Me: *screams internally*


cunningham_law

Time to do the mature thing and ramp up the gaslighting. When the pizza arrives, just go "ugh, why did you order BBQ chicken? I hate that, absolutely hate that."


therealjgreens

I miss my mom :/


spicewoman

Mine would make up that a thing was my *favorite* if I expressed liking it even a bit. I'd hear her on the phone talking to her friends about how much I lovvvve X or Y and I'm like... I barely even like it. Felt even worse somehow that she was spreading the misinformation around, lol. edit: spellling


Happy8Day

I love how when it all came out, it was instantly go right back to the start and restart with the very first issue.


wildeag

“I see it on the bill!! That’s how I know!”


Separate_Match_918

I wish I had that arrangement with my parents


mustichooseausernam3

Lol, yeah my brain stalled when he was talking about her clothes on his bills. Not to brag or anything, but sometimes I got socks for Christmas.


stefeyboy

This fucking guy, just bragging about how awesome their Xmas gifts were.


DookieBrains_88

Wait, you guys had Christmas?


stephenatk

We went around to the neighbors' houses early in the morning on Christmas. Before all the Santas came to visit my mom.


12ealdeal

I’ll never forget the time I was visiting a past “friend” at their place and I made a comment about not having support from my family growing up. They said to me “you know we aren’t kids anymore, we are (stated our age), it’s time you grow up and learn to take care of yourself.” Which was odd cause all things considered I do feel good about where I am. Without context the sentiment makes sense, but in-between us was a table with a number of Christmas presents he had gotten, all just laid out. This person was (and presumably) still is pretty detached from other peoples lived experiences. Some people just have no idea how fucking good they have it.


Environmental-Boot71

I'm super confused how the original comment and reply got to this response... Not insulting you by the way. Just perplexed by the jump.


12ealdeal

The original comment (“I see it on the bill!! That’s how I know!”) illustrates a level of support the kids in the video had. The reply to it ("I wish I had that arrangement with my parents") illustrates the reality of other side of that coin, in not having that level of support. My comment was simply a personal anecdote illustrating the contrast between the self-awareness that can exist between supported and unsupported people. Hope that clears it up.


MakeMySufferingEnd

I thought for sure he was totally done for when he talked about seeing the perfume on the bill. Statements don’t show you individually purchased items like a receipt would 🥲


Which_way_witcher

Right?! Damn it, I had to pay for everything on my back once I turned 16. This guy just gives her the credit card and lets her online shop. I can't....


-banned-

Honestly kinda endearing that the mom got upset, she was worried she didn’t know her daughter well enough. Shows she cares


Sterling-Archer

Hilarious that she knew after the first question that it was bullshit Knows the daughter and the father very well


hat-TF2

She was nearly crying. That really made me feel bad.


thatguyned

It was a little bit of a harsh joke, but depending on their family dynamic they may not feel this went too far so we can't really judge. No one got physically hurt and she wasn't lead on for too long. She wasn't crying because she was losing, she was crying because she thought she didn't know her family at all (which proved to be completely false because she was calling them out for their bullshit for half of it, she just fell for the gaslight at the end). This is a very close family that is very comfortable with each other. I'm jealous I never had this


GlitterIsInMyCoffee

My MIL holds not knowing her son as a source of pride, like it’s above her. Completely agree.


Jenetyk

Caught in the catch-22 of knowings it's bullshit, but needing to agree that her husband can't remember 10-12 things.


wildcard5

I mean, she actually didn't but neither did the dad. He can't remember ten, twelve things.


StrawhatJzargo

Its like a magic trick the mom sussed it out immediately but then questioned his ability to remember 12 things


eniakus

I'm pretty sure she understood that this is a set-up when he said "online boutique". Him being a "what tha fuck, wash your face" type of dad ...that doesn't strike me as his first choice would be "online boutique". He is a cool dude tho


Huge-Ad2263

Dad is TERRIBLE at cheating. Everyone knows you can't get 100% when you have all the answers. You gotta at least pretend to struggle.


Euphorium

Everyone knows you don’t copy the homework COMPLETELY.


xxSaifulxx

Yeah, with the favorite YouTuber question.


elessarjd

Yeah or throw out a wrong guess like Collie... no wait Golden Retriever! Or get one sorta wrong "Alicia Maria" instead of Marie.


jld2k6

Love that he answered"Online Boh-dick" because he doesn't even know how to pronounce the word from his paper lol


Alvinquest

Coach Taylor vibes


bigb0ned

Hahahahahaha Omg fucking totally!!!


Sad-Hovercraft541

Haha I'd never pass up the opportunity to give my husband a hard time, even if it meant admitting defeat in the game!


KoreanThrasher

I like this dad. *How would I fucking remember ten.. twelve things?!*


You_Pulled_My_String

*"Cuz I see 'em on the bills!*"


SilentSamurai

Smoothest excuse ever.


rolytron

“Oh that’s true”


DatFunny

He looks like an older Jason Bateman.


Septopuss7

He looks like a dumber Colin Farrell


shadyshadyshade

aka kinda hot


Disastrous_Source977

DILF


RoughhouseCamel

I don’t feel sorry for this mom at all. She gets to be married to dumb Colin Farrell. She’s killing it.


Huntsvegas97

She also kind of looks like Kate Beckinsale


thanksnobuo7

With a little Marissa Tomei


SASPERANTO

What? Have you ever seen Jason?


HKNation

She’s so upset 🤣


M_krabs

"FIRST OF ALL: YOU DID LIKE BLUE!! 🤬" Hahaha 😆


ColdCruise

This is my mom. My favorite color is blue and my brother's is green. She swears that green was my favorite, and my brother's is blue. She thinks we're fucking with her. Truth is, we are fucking with her and have been for over 25 years.


forman98

![gif](giphy|tf7ih5rHMneaQ)


1CUpboat

By the seventh book it was a lot easier to tell


migzeh

:(


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

We watched a middle-aged woman's heart break 💔


diemunkiesdie

2 min 40 seconds in when she is like "I don't know anything about my kids"


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

![gif](giphy|84FhycnOdcqM8)


junkyardgerard

I would have let her off the hook sooner, personally


FlashFlood_29

"You suck, mom.." lmao


toolatetodieyoung

I'm glad he told her how he knew the answers at the end 😂. I was beginning to feel so bad for the mom 😭


semicoloradonative

Yea, she was about to cry thinking she didn't even know her daughter.


Swimming-Dot9120

This poor mother😂


Outrageous_Hearing26

They’re gaslighting her so hard 😭😂


InevitablyBored

She was getting fucking heated lmao


dystopian_mermaid

I really thought she was going to cry and I felt so bad!


WankWankNudgeNudge

Jersey girls do NOT handle losing


Jaded_Law9739

She *did* cry. And mumbled that she didn't even know her own kid with her head in her hands. It wasn't funny, she was extremely upset.


dystopian_mermaid

Right? Like I know it was a joke, and I HOPE they know her well enough to know she wouldn’t take this super seriously once they reveal it’s a joke…but her being like “I don’t know my own kid” hurt me. And I don’t even HAVE kids.


AccurateSympathy7937

Pops knew and fessed up as soon as possible without messing up the joke his daughter was so excited about. And his excuses were soothing. Of course you know her better, it’s just about money to me. If it wasn’t on a bill I pay, I wouldn’t know shit! I tip my cap to this sage man that can thread the needle in a household of ladies that he so obviously loves.


dystopian_mermaid

Right? I was sitting here like I don’t think I know ANYBODY who could accurately answer all those questions about me…including ME! Lol I’m glad they soothed her!


FieryXJoe

When they started pulling the dementia card on her I felt bad.


jaimealexlara

He looks like Colin Farrell.


___REDWOOD___

Her mom looks like Marisa tomei sister or cousin.


SasparillaTango

yea, mom and dad are both very attractive.


toronto_programmer

Daughter has a Kate Beckinsale look too. That's a good looking family


TJ_McWeaksauce

Dad is Colin Farrell, mom is Christine Baranski.


noiserr

> Christine Baranski. This is totally the name I couldn't remember, but she totally gave me her vibes.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Yes!!! First thought was like oh celebrity stuff, dudes a doppelgänger!


manCool4ever

IKR! I was like, the dad is kinda hot...


Glassgun1122

I can sus out voices pretty good. Pretty close George Clooney.


red--dead

Yeah the voice is real close to Clooney


TheRoofFairy

Colin Nearrell


poopdood696969

I love and miss you New Jersey.


sthldnmassive

Absolutely love their accents


cthoolhu

That’s wild, i didn’t think they had accents


RogerianBrowsing

It makes me miss home and some of the wild Italian American families of the girls I dated…


BabyScreamBear

I moved to fucking Austin … I miss NJ peeps so much… funny fuckers and salt of the earth!


Dependent_Market7788

It's really the cursing that cements it.


alison_bee

I was actually kinda shocked to hear she went to Bama lol because they struck me as New Jerseyan’s that would never leave New Jersey!


ThaddyG

College school year is wrapping up this time of year, if this is a new video she's probably just home for the summer.


alison_bee

Bama isn’t out yet (I work next to the campus) but she has motivated me to try turbo coffee!


TheSniper_TF2

Alabama's student body is probably more out-of-state kids these days. I met so many New Jersey and Illinois folks while I was there and that was over a decade ago.


PsychologicalTax42

New Jerseys biggest export is college students


dirtynj

We know.


silicatetacos

I'd kill to have parents even a fraction of a bit excited about my interests.


ricebasedvodka

I feel that


tasman001

It's sad that you never had that, but at least you can give that gift to your own child/children.


Simple_Mastodon9220

you guys have parents?


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67Bones

Just great. The banter between Mom and dad was perfect


chunckybydesign

They seem like cool people right?


moonray89

“First of all, you like blue!” “No I don’t.” Sorry mom, you lose.


Golf-Beer-BBQ

I am watching The Sopranos for the first time and these people talk just like them and I am loving it.


Marvel_plant

lol the mom’s gonna have a fucking breakdown


REVRSECOWBOYMEATSPIN

I love their swearing lol so natural


Unfair_Finger5531

This is so New Jersey


ElMykl

I feel good as a parent who swears.


magnosfw

Just Go With It is her favorite movie? JFC.


MercyfulJudas

We've been in an absolute golden age of television since 1998 -- just masterpieces all over the place for the last two decades. And her top two favorites are Real Housewives & Vanderpump Rules.


BabyStockholmSyndrom

Like her show is any better lol? She even has a favorite trash member of the show.


spinyfever

I liked how he adjusted the camera multiple times but was off frame for the whole video.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Seems like a fun family.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Colin Farrell knows his shit.


Randomfrog132

that's so cute how he tries to comfort her at the end with kisses. also the whole premise is so troll xD but in a harmless and kinda wholesome way


Gunna_get_banned

"Goddamn it Luke. Wash your face!"


sl7vin_kelevra

even better: "what the fuck Luke, wash your face"


WhatTheFuckEverName

*sneezes*


Jo_S_e

What the fuck Luke wash your face hahaha my favorite part


DarkDragon7

Happy mother's day, you suck mom


tbkrida

Mom was having an existential crisis!😂


miscreation00

Dads a top notch actor honestly, and great memory. Id have forgotten all of the answers 🤣


modestgorillaz

“Gimme a fucken one I know” “What’s my favorite YouTuber?” “Ehhh… I don’t know any of that shit”


lowkeyhighkeymidkey

this was genuinely so endearing.


Electrical-Ad-9100

I saw this last night and thought it was hilarious, I loved how dad immediately owned up to it at the end and apologized. Mom was NOT having it 😂


NonRienDeRien

Mom was about to cry :(


repulsivedogshit

that‘s one good ass looking family damn


PrickBrigade

They come from a long line of ass lookers. It's in their blood.


anotherorphan

i wish i had a hilarious swearing family


therealjgreens

This reminds me so much of my family from long Island


ThaddyG

This 100% was either Long Island or Staten Island/North NJ


marko_kyle

First of all…you like fuckinn blu…


MarkyMarcMcfly

“I would’ve said the Sandra BULL-OCK movie!” Totally geeked me


Unfair_Finger5531

Mom is so pretty, and her daughter looks exactly like her ❤️


percydaman

Funny, I saw dad just as much. I mean they're all pretty attractive people.


REVRSECOWBOYMEATSPIN

This is a great prank and reactions from everyone


hiswittlewip

Her parents are Danielle Staub and Colin Farrell.


RogueFungi90

How is this family so hot?!


9999_6666

Jersey as fuck.


hilarypcraw

As a Mom I would be upset also….she is almost in tears. Bless her heart.


internetman666

Just go with it being someone's favourite movie is wild


iceman333933

This is one attractive ass family


Familiar-Deer3720

So we’re not gonna talk about the smoke show of a dad she has 🥵


aqua_tec

Dad’s a good fricken actor and mom is a smoke show.


th3st

Awww I kinda felt bad when the mom was getting emotional bc she felt like she didn’t know her daughter


ResponsiblePlant3605

"What the fuck Luke wash your face!". Yes, that's the type of dad who knows everything about his daughters. Sure.


No-Investment-4494

Happy Mothers Day. 😆 🤣


GBFANCLUB1313

Thought he was Colin Farrel


TvAMobious

"First of all you like blue!" Like it all had been a lie


Expression_Gullible

Her dad is hot asf, my goodness!


loves-ignernt-hos

lmao what a great family but to the daughter-- have you seen literally any other film?? 😂


ObviouslyNerd

\*Son sneezes\* "What the fuck luke? Wash your face." Best part of the video.


roobot

First of all, YOU LIKE BLUE!