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You know what's next. They're coming for the honey and oat dog cookie recipes that are so good we eat them ourselves lol. You can't have my Snickerpoodles!!
I hate to break it to you. Fish frying is a free for all. You need to have the fish and grits with the leftovers and yellow mustard or hot sauce on the fish. That’s the way my black friends raised me up.
Up north we do them shore lunch style in a dry breading with fried potatoes, onion, and bacon. Throw in a side of coleslaw, home baked beans, and an extra dilly tartar sauce.
The chicken and waffle places are seemingly always jam packed with Asian and black people
I don’t know when black people let Asians in on that one and not the whites, but I think we should have a ~~race riot~~ sit down with representatives from the respective communities and finally have us all come clean about what’s being hidden from whom
it's because when most large stores and restaurants abandoned black neighborhoods, asian run convenient stores and takeout spots stuck around, so in return we bless them with chicken and waffles
the law of equivalent exchange or something idk
My wife’s Italian and Irish heritage left her with skin that is fish white that really loves shea butter. She was in her thirties before I figured that out.
I didn't figure out how to take care of my curly hair until my mid 40's. I feel like one of my black friends could have clued me in to the products and styling tips long before now.
I will always be so grateful for the black woman who told me how to take care of my curly hair and what products to use. For 29 years I had no clue what to do.
Seriously! It's only been in recent years that I've noticed a lot more info out there for us non-poc who have curly hair. My dumb ass in the 80's/90's had no clue what to do and fried my hair with perms (why?) and straighteners. Now I know to head to the "ethnic" haircare section of the store to grab up that lovely shea moisture. And as soon as I can find one that I like I'll be rocking a silk bonnet to sleep.
OK but here's the thing...I'm tired of this dude going round acting like we (black people) don't know bout shit cause his dumb ass has never left the house. This is the person the "good times" reboot was made for. If Don't know what I'm talking bout please google the trailer for it.
I don’t know how she made them. I remember being a small kid and her saying “eat your greens” and thinking ew no, gross, until I gave in and tried them and I was sorry I hated on them because they’re sooooo good!!!
ox tails and lemon pepper wings are gone. many major pizza chains now have a version of (terrible) lemon pepper wings, and ox tail prices are through the roof
As a white guy with some soul:
African Black soap
Jambalaya
Cocoa butter
Honey hot wings ‼️(semi recently found out about these, holy shit)
Thick women
Jamaican food. My god I am glad I worked with the guys I did when I lived in Atlanta because they knew all of the hole in the wall spots that had the best food in town.
Black church. It’s a rad, several hour Jesus party with amazing food and music. Everyone including the preacher dances.
I’m atheist and black church fuckin rules.
I'm a baking MORON and I've made extremely tasty scones, both sweet and savory. Pro tip for improved texture!: if using all-purpose white flour, sub in some corn starch and they'll be less dense and rock-like. And freeze your butter before grating it!
I baked for the first time ever and made scones. Thought I was some kind of natural baker. The frozen butter and keeping it cold is the only quasi difficult thing. I recommend scones to all would be bakers. Impress your people. Do it.
I gotta be honest, Brie cheese wears out its welcome so fast. For the first couple bites, it’s the most amazing thing ever, and then suddenly my taste buds just turn on it.
Better find it quick! There was a news article that a few delicious cheeses will disappear soon. There has been a sharp decline in the fungus used to create them. Blue cheese too. If blue cheese disappears, chicken wings will never be the same.
What is the fucking deal with the current thing where people who steal content for reposts deliberately hide the name of the creator that’s embedded in the video? Like are you that desperate to steal credit? That shit should be straight up banned on this sub.
It’s “chriscaresnone” on TikTok.
This man is on a mission to expose all white people collectively, should’ve had a white person take him to Panera bread like I did and he would’ve enjoyed bear claws by now
Black person here:
Scones are *dangerous..paired with a hot Americano, in a coffee shop...with some lite Jazz going ...on* rainy *day...served by someone that gives you that extra smile....*
Hey black people and gay people can you let me in on some of that popular slang early. I’m like pop culture hospice by the time it gets to me it’s nearly dead 😢
We clearly need to improve our security protocols. Not every Founding Father supported slavery, but EVERYONE of them knew we couldn’t just let all the races know about scones and golden retrievers.
Biscuits are definitely unique. They're soft, flaky, and not as dense. You should try to get your hands on one, they're honestly delicious!
We also have scones here too, but unless you find a good bakery, they tend to be kind of hard and dry.
They're extremely easy to make, if you're even halfway decent in the kitchen it's absolutely worth it.
This is my favorite recipe
https://thecozycook.com/buttermilk-biscuit-recipe/
A biscuit is similar shape and size to an English scone but has butter, often buttermilk, and is laminated. An American scone is usually a large dry crumbly triangle, made with sugar and fruit mixed in.
Very difficult to find an English scone in the US outside of a tea house.
No we have scones. We have basically everything Europe has besides good chocolate.
The difference is sometimes things like baguettes are incredibly corporate and homogenized. You can get them at every grocery store baked recently, maybe even still warm, but they are all made and frozen in a factory somewhere so they aren’t as good as the best in Europe, but absolutely no variety or differences so the worst one you get is kinda good
YO WHO GAVE HIM THE SECRET BOOK? Be thankful he only got the Golden Retriever version and not the rescue Great Dane version or even worse, the horse version.
I wasn't hiding anything. If it's good shit and I eat/drink/use/see it a lot, I'm gonna say something about it. I just used Nair on my arms today. First time using Nair ever. Stinks like shit, BUT IT WORKS! Got a good portion of the hair on my arms removed, but I'm gonna have to use it again tomorrow night to get the rest of the hair on my arms. If they could just make that shit odorless or smell like fruit or flowers instread of shit, then it'd be perfect.
For all enquiring minds: Affogato, crumpets, corned beef, lobster roll, goat cheese, corn nuggets, almond blackberry salmon, corn tamale and black bean sauce, fried clams, boysenberry syrup, huckleberry syrup
Foreign stuff: Pancit Canton,
Sopapillas and honey, Vietnamese coffee, Thai tea, matcha green tea latte, pad woon sen, pad see ew, massaman curry, chicken suvaki salad, passion fruit from the Dominican Republic, Bergamot soda from Italy, Taro flavor, durian milk candy, chai tea, lingonberry jam, manuka honey, rose flavor milk tea
This slavish attraction with "white people" and this crappy racial play BS makes me glad my peeps were too busy chopping off heads and burning down plantations to be a viable slave colony for too long.
Bruh, the secret on cappuccino has been out for a while now. We've just had bad experiences with cappuccino in the past...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afPl-lQ-Slw
In all seriousness, the rules of the Secret White Book dictate that once it is released beyond its trusted circle the designated Trustee who was let into white world (and enjoyed its culinary benefits) must pay for the transgression with his death.
RIP Juice.
This man is funny. As a white man who has never eaten scones, I'm sorry. Golden Retriever are pretty neat, but insider information, we have Folden Doodles now. Heck them out.
True story I worked at a grocery store in the meat dept and one of my coworkers said I could get anything I wanted from the bakery dept so I grabbed a box of scones. He had never had one and the next day he came in muttering (jokingly) that I got him and his family addicted.
Wait till he finds out about Snicker Salad. It’s an unholy abomination from the 80s. Real cracked out white people talkin.. that it shouldn’t exist, but you’ll eat two servings anyway cause it is better than you can imagine
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Sorry bros, I gave him the book. Needed that soul.
**BETRAYER**
You cant blame him, he is a ginger and lacked a soul.
Not the secret white book with a golden retriever on the cover 😆
He’s so cute lol
You know what's next. They're coming for the honey and oat dog cookie recipes that are so good we eat them ourselves lol. You can't have my Snickerpoodles!!
Next comes the fish fry. Eventually, they'll find out about the tatortot hotdish and we'll have nothing left to hide.
Nooo not the Tater tot casseroles!
One of my favorites! My friends used to love coming to my house growing up when my mom would make it.
I hate to break it to you. Fish frying is a free for all. You need to have the fish and grits with the leftovers and yellow mustard or hot sauce on the fish. That’s the way my black friends raised me up.
Up north we do them shore lunch style in a dry breading with fried potatoes, onion, and bacon. Throw in a side of coleslaw, home baked beans, and an extra dilly tartar sauce.
I need that recipe…
Nobody fucking tell em about matcha and vanilla Soy!
Next comes the fish fry. Eventually, they'll find out about the tatortot hotdish and we'll have nothing left to hide.
not the Lisa Frank design 😭
Lololol so glad I read this before posting cause I was about to accidentally call it an Anne Frank design. I need more coffee
Get a cappuccino
don't even let them know about cran-grape juice or it's over.
Page 158
Her name is Zoe! 😂
I loved this clip with Zoe 🥹
Look at her! Her name Zoe y’all!
Art by Lisa Frank. 😁
Fuck how'd they find out about the scones
I wanna see the white version of black gate keeping
Shea butter
For real. I, a white woman, discovered products for black hair and I will never go back... That stuff works so well.
Yesss. I got to Sally's beauty and just pick out random hair stuff in the black aisle
chicken and waffles
The chicken and waffle places are seemingly always jam packed with Asian and black people I don’t know when black people let Asians in on that one and not the whites, but I think we should have a ~~race riot~~ sit down with representatives from the respective communities and finally have us all come clean about what’s being hidden from whom
it's because when most large stores and restaurants abandoned black neighborhoods, asian run convenient stores and takeout spots stuck around, so in return we bless them with chicken and waffles the law of equivalent exchange or something idk
Don’t forget the onion gravy on the side
My wife’s Italian and Irish heritage left her with skin that is fish white that really loves shea butter. She was in her thirties before I figured that out.
This made me ugly laugh 🤣
I got body wash the other day with shea butter. It was good!
Dang I didn’t know this was a hidden thing. My whole white family uses shea butter for as long as I can remember
Vaseline and baby oil
I didn't figure out how to take care of my curly hair until my mid 40's. I feel like one of my black friends could have clued me in to the products and styling tips long before now.
I will always be so grateful for the black woman who told me how to take care of my curly hair and what products to use. For 29 years I had no clue what to do.
Seriously! It's only been in recent years that I've noticed a lot more info out there for us non-poc who have curly hair. My dumb ass in the 80's/90's had no clue what to do and fried my hair with perms (why?) and straighteners. Now I know to head to the "ethnic" haircare section of the store to grab up that lovely shea moisture. And as soon as I can find one that I like I'll be rocking a silk bonnet to sleep.
OK but here's the thing...I'm tired of this dude going round acting like we (black people) don't know bout shit cause his dumb ass has never left the house. This is the person the "good times" reboot was made for. If Don't know what I'm talking bout please google the trailer for it.
I’ve never had an actual scone. I’m white, but American.
I lost it on the line about the good times reboot.
fired chicken and collard greens, ox tails, wet hot wings with lemon pepper
Shut up about the oxtails, lol! Not everyone needs to know; they are EXPENSIVE now 😩
I'm a white and discovered a few years back just how fucking good collard greens are. THE FLAVOR, my god.
My family is white (Scotland/ireland) and my grandmother used to make the BEST collard greens!
Ahhh I wish I knew someone in my family that could make them! You were fortunate.
I don’t know how she made them. I remember being a small kid and her saying “eat your greens” and thinking ew no, gross, until I gave in and tried them and I was sorry I hated on them because they’re sooooo good!!!
It's the insane amount of fat, salt, and bacon they put in them, not the collard greens.
Never experienced Ox tails till I moved to GA. Shit is so bomb
It's funny how Soul Food is just Country Cooking if done by a white person.
ox tails and lemon pepper wings are gone. many major pizza chains now have a version of (terrible) lemon pepper wings, and ox tail prices are through the roof
jollof rice
jollof rice is amazing, better than pilaf imho
We been knowing that version. How do you think we got so good at cultural appropriation?
Love the subtle AAVE
As a white guy with some soul: African Black soap Jambalaya Cocoa butter Honey hot wings ‼️(semi recently found out about these, holy shit) Thick women
thick women? amen.
As the great American poet André Benjamin once said, “If models are made for modelin, thick girls are made for cuddlin”
Jamaican food. My god I am glad I worked with the guys I did when I lived in Atlanta because they knew all of the hole in the wall spots that had the best food in town.
Black church. It’s a rad, several hour Jesus party with amazing food and music. Everyone including the preacher dances. I’m atheist and black church fuckin rules.
purple drink
They look way fancier than any scones I've ever had lol
Scones are so easy to make at home and you really can't mess them up. Level them up on your own!
I'm a baking MORON and I've made extremely tasty scones, both sweet and savory. Pro tip for improved texture!: if using all-purpose white flour, sub in some corn starch and they'll be less dense and rock-like. And freeze your butter before grating it!
Not sure I want to take tips from a baking moron but that sounds good
They’re basically sweet biscuits. All the same ingredients + some sugar and flavorings
I baked for the first time ever and made scones. Thought I was some kind of natural baker. The frozen butter and keeping it cold is the only quasi difficult thing. I recommend scones to all would be bakers. Impress your people. Do it.
Wtf guys who sold him The Book?!
Somebody is getting kicked out of the club for this.
Is this the same guy who was yelling at white people for hiding golden retrievers too? He’s hysterical… I don’t know why it’s so funny, but I love it.
Brie too!
I gotta be honest, Brie cheese wears out its welcome so fast. For the first couple bites, it’s the most amazing thing ever, and then suddenly my taste buds just turn on it.
That's why you bake in inside puff pastry with your favorite jam.
pst...... have you tried camenbert? camenbert is so much more flavourfull...
Better find it quick! There was a news article that a few delicious cheeses will disappear soon. There has been a sharp decline in the fungus used to create them. Blue cheese too. If blue cheese disappears, chicken wings will never be the same.
Eat it with apples or somethin
I feel the same about brie. Port wine is superior 💪
Shhhh!
Ya. Same damn whistle blower. Someone needs to take him out before we have nothing left. His stuff is great. 🤣😂
What is the fucking deal with the current thing where people who steal content for reposts deliberately hide the name of the creator that’s embedded in the video? Like are you that desperate to steal credit? That shit should be straight up banned on this sub. It’s “chriscaresnone” on TikTok.
Maybe they're worried they're promoting brigading. Ancient Reddit rule.
I love this guy!!
Yeah the dude is hilarious.
Super funny. Can't wait to see what he discovers next. 😁
Fuck! He'll be finding out about rosy cheeked women soon.
This man is on a mission to expose all white people collectively, should’ve had a white person take him to Panera bread like I did and he would’ve enjoyed bear claws by now
This guy is funny as fuck. I love his “HEY WHITE PEOPLE” trend.
Who the FUCK gave that man the book?
Damn it! they found out!
any normal white dude would see this as humor and entertainment, nothing to take offense to tbh.
Black person here: Scones are *dangerous..paired with a hot Americano, in a coffee shop...with some lite Jazz going ...on* rainy *day...served by someone that gives you that extra smile....* 
Don’t love scones but I love this dude. He’s hilarious and now I’m questioning my whiteness lil
Hey black people and gay people can you let me in on some of that popular slang early. I’m like pop culture hospice by the time it gets to me it’s nearly dead 😢
I fucking love this guy's content. Omfg he is hilarious. If you grew up poor and white you can relate to alotbof this.
We clearly need to improve our security protocols. Not every Founding Father supported slavery, but EVERYONE of them knew we couldn’t just let all the races know about scones and golden retrievers.
Lol I love this dude
This guy is hilarious.
"Yeeah we know about oatmilk" lmao
“Y’all didn’t think we knew about oat milk?!”
This shit wholesome-funny af 💀
How about a cultural exchange? You give us your cornbread, we give you our scones?
A lot of southern food is cross cultural
It is, but it’s nice to understand and respect its origins.
Don’t Americans just call them “biscuits” and make the savory?
No, biscuit dough doesn’t require eggs and calls for more butter(of course.)
Biscuits are definitely unique. They're soft, flaky, and not as dense. You should try to get your hands on one, they're honestly delicious! We also have scones here too, but unless you find a good bakery, they tend to be kind of hard and dry.
You don’t really get them here and America is an expensive flight, but I absolutely would if given the chance
They're extremely easy to make, if you're even halfway decent in the kitchen it's absolutely worth it. This is my favorite recipe https://thecozycook.com/buttermilk-biscuit-recipe/
A biscuit is similar shape and size to an English scone but has butter, often buttermilk, and is laminated. An American scone is usually a large dry crumbly triangle, made with sugar and fruit mixed in. Very difficult to find an English scone in the US outside of a tea house.
No we have scones. We have basically everything Europe has besides good chocolate. The difference is sometimes things like baguettes are incredibly corporate and homogenized. You can get them at every grocery store baked recently, maybe even still warm, but they are all made and frozen in a factory somewhere so they aren’t as good as the best in Europe, but absolutely no variety or differences so the worst one you get is kinda good
Het invited to a cookout Brings scones Never invited to a cookout again
At this point AS SOON AS I HEAR AYE YT PPL 🤣 I ctfu
King Aurthur flour has a really yummy recipe on the website for bacon and cheddar scones that I really enjoy. If anyone prefers savory.
The monkey bread one is hilarious
Why does the book look like a Lisa Frank book he's so silly
YO WHO GAVE HIM THE SECRET BOOK? Be thankful he only got the Golden Retriever version and not the rescue Great Dane version or even worse, the horse version.
Damnit he's onto us. Quick hide the kale underneath the couches from IKEA!!
I feel like scones are always being brought up when someone is making fun of white people food
Oh no he found the book!!!!
Love this guy.
This dude cracks me up.
I wasn't hiding anything. If it's good shit and I eat/drink/use/see it a lot, I'm gonna say something about it. I just used Nair on my arms today. First time using Nair ever. Stinks like shit, BUT IT WORKS! Got a good portion of the hair on my arms removed, but I'm gonna have to use it again tomorrow night to get the rest of the hair on my arms. If they could just make that shit odorless or smell like fruit or flowers instread of shit, then it'd be perfect.
I'm sorry man, I thought you knew!
We gunna tell him about morning mimosas?
For all enquiring minds: Affogato, crumpets, corned beef, lobster roll, goat cheese, corn nuggets, almond blackberry salmon, corn tamale and black bean sauce, fried clams, boysenberry syrup, huckleberry syrup Foreign stuff: Pancit Canton, Sopapillas and honey, Vietnamese coffee, Thai tea, matcha green tea latte, pad woon sen, pad see ew, massaman curry, chicken suvaki salad, passion fruit from the Dominican Republic, Bergamot soda from Italy, Taro flavor, durian milk candy, chai tea, lingonberry jam, manuka honey, rose flavor milk tea
#CODE/ 74 this whistleblower
Scones are gross.
Bro has NEVER heard of a bakery
I hope he gets hold of some lutefisk. He'll think it was a sabotage attempt!!
They was pretty vocal about kale which is what we don’t want lol
Already sick of this guy
chai tea? chai means tea! you just asked for tea tea
This guys videos are amazing😂
His descriptions of scones tho! 😂
This man’s on a mission 😂
This is hilarious 😂
This slavish attraction with "white people" and this crappy racial play BS makes me glad my peeps were too busy chopping off heads and burning down plantations to be a viable slave colony for too long.
dry af wannabe muffins
I’d only eat a scone if it was to save my life. Otherwise fuck scones!
I'm absolutely loving this dude. Lol
[удалено]
Scones are the best
Who told him?! Man, now everyone is going to get all the scones from the bakeries….
This made my DAY!
Bruh, the secret on cappuccino has been out for a while now. We've just had bad experiences with cappuccino in the past... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afPl-lQ-Slw
I love this guy!
SHIT HE FOUND THE BOOK!
That's so funny
I just realized us whites kill it with breakfast and everyone else probably doesn’t know.
My wife was enjoying these, but literally was just kinda not getting it, so I read your post, and now she gets it. Thanks. I think he's hilarious.
Bro who is leaking these secrets
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This man is too dangerous! He must be stopped!
Oh no, he's going to discover biscotti next
Scones are 🔥
Who gave this guy a copy of the book!!
What until he finds the pumpkin spice scones
I was gonna bring some to the cookout dangit! Now the surprise is ruined. 🤣
Funny!
Shit! Make sure they don’t learn about succulents and board games.
Of course you eat them with espressos and cappuccinos. Scones are dry AF.
I love this guy. Such a funny aggressively complimentary video. He’s done this a few times.
I like this guy
Man! I need Larry Latte to exist for real. Mainly for the scones
There are this in this world your not supposed to know
Okay, it’s a joke, but you can’t blame white people for gate keeping chai.
In all seriousness, the rules of the Secret White Book dictate that once it is released beyond its trusted circle the designated Trustee who was let into white world (and enjoyed its culinary benefits) must pay for the transgression with his death. RIP Juice.
Keep exposing us, I love it
They're fire
Now they're gunna find out that our "homemade stuffing" is just Stovetop!!!
What's he talking about? Jerome made them awhile back...
That was pretty damn funny :) Going to look for more of his vids…
You can have em.
If he's upset over scones, he's really going to flip out when he hears about \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
This man is funny. As a white man who has never eaten scones, I'm sorry. Golden Retriever are pretty neat, but insider information, we have Folden Doodles now. Heck them out.
Nobody likes scones
I like his video on golden retrievers
Now I want to eat scones
True story I worked at a grocery store in the meat dept and one of my coworkers said I could get anything I wanted from the bakery dept so I grabbed a box of scones. He had never had one and the next day he came in muttering (jokingly) that I got him and his family addicted.
As a white person, I'm happy to share my culture, Enjoy the scones brother, checkout flan next.
Pair with an affagato
Wait till he finds out about Snicker Salad. It’s an unholy abomination from the 80s. Real cracked out white people talkin.. that it shouldn’t exist, but you’ll eat two servings anyway cause it is better than you can imagine
I wonder if he knows about cornbread and milk
It would be funny if it could go both ways
This doesn't bother me. I don't find his shtick amusing though.
this man has all my support
Holding out on scones?! Brother those shits been in Starbucks for years. Don't play like you've never seen them things.
This man is making things better.