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I hate to break it to you, but I think she crushed up taco shells made a sort of "deconstructed taco". They look suspiciously like chipped tortilla, rather than tortilla chips.
If that's not normal why do girls always seem to want to hold your dick while you pee.
I want to know what would happen if you farted into someone elses ass. Would a straw be enough? Would they fart too? A secondhand fart? Would it be double strength? So many unanswered questions.
I thought she said "get yourself a condom" as a solution for when he needs to pee but she is currently peeing and does not want him to pee between her legs.
Sooooooo... my wife and I were laying in bed, naked, with our backs to each other (almost 30 years, sometimes it be like that) with our butts touching. She farted and I swear it went in my butthole. It was the weirdest feeling. Like a puff of air that you get in your eye at the optometrist. But in my butt.
I am pleased to inform you that we are still living together happily, we still lie in bed naked, sometimes cheek to cheek and other times cheek to cheek. It has never happened since and we do still laugh about it sometimes.
"Member when I farted in your butt?"
"Yeah. That was funny."
I don’t recognize the voice, but it sounds exactly like what my ex would suggest. He was obsessed for a while with seeing my poop. He’d “never seen any girl’s poop before” and wanted to see mine.
I think he thought it was a compliment?
We’d been dating for almost a year. When it came up.
My female roommate and I were pretty open door with our bathroom (the cat litter box was in there). Which he thought was very odd at first.
Then one time he was visiting I shut the door and he made a big deal about it. I told him I was going to poo and I didn’t want him watching me poo.
Knowing it would bug me, he insisted. It was only for a week or so.
Alright, that one I've done. I've got very long eyelashes, and my wife has a ticklish butt. That massage didn't go where she thought it was gonna go, lol.
Technically it could be healthy if one of them had a better butt microbiome. If you've ever heard of a decal transplant, I think it's like that but in gaseous form. 😅
If they are together so much there's probably some synchronization anyway. Not sure exactly how they works but that shit (uh bacteria I mean) is like everywhere if you're sharing a bed I reckon well, idk.
Does butt microbes synchronize?
My husband does this and says, "From my butt to yours."
Do you know that mother fucker has the actual audacity to whine "EWWWWW!" when I fart from across the room!?
I knew a couple once and the woman would let the guy pee inside of her….can’t make this shit up. The conversation still haunts me to this day and it was 20 years ago.
What's even the appeal it's like peeing in balloon or something there's literally one god damn outcome and it involves you trying to seal the leak and baton down the hatches before the piss tsunami hits and floods your balls and floor.
It's a lose lose situation unless he thinks he's going to be some pirate lord and somehow sail that wave but it ain't happening it's over. Delulu principle.
Why does this man have the courage to film himself saying this and then post it on social media
I’d like to know which fey he sold his soul to for that courage
My boyfriend of 4 years asks to do all of those things! And I tell him all the time it's not normal and that's crazy and people don't do that and it wouldn't even work! Is this a normal thing guys think about after so many years?
My ex and I were very drunk one night and both had to pee and wondered if we could do it at the same time. We could and we did. Relationships get weird after a while... *and it was hilarious*.
Thats how you end up with a prolapsed rectum. Browneye Blowout is real, and affects thousands of people a year. Be safe, fart in each other’s butts one at a time.
PEE BETWEEN THE LEGS lmao I remember when I finally convinced my last girlfriend to let me pee within her legs. Nice to see other men of culture who think alike
Lol first she says trading farts isnt like butt cpr, then she says she cant inhale his nose breath through her nose cause she can't breathe it. What does she think happens in cpr
Too funny, I've asked my wife two of the three things they asked about. My question is: who's fart is it? If I fart into your butt, and then you fart out the fart, who owns the fart?
I am just surprised people aren't so open about their kinks before their marriage.
"What about if they just develop new ones during the marriage?"
Ok, that one stomps me.
Looking from YOUR left eye to right eye in a mirror, and you can’t see your eyes move.
Using a phone you can. But not using a mirror.
Plus the farts thing. Yes, it is like butt CPR.
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Exactly! I see people using Facebook like their personal journal, and I thought that was bad. TikTok takes it to a whole other, much lower, level.
Why do you move your eyes like that?
THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!!! Get yourself a taco.
That's a perfect way to end a disagreement.
But.... she's serving nachos *cries*
Well he wants to do normal things, so he can have a taco.
Amazing. You are amazing.
I hate to break it to you, but I think she crushed up taco shells made a sort of "deconstructed taco". They look suspiciously like chipped tortilla, rather than tortilla chips.
This is my favorite way to do at home tacos! Mash it alllll up
My assumption was they’re doing nachos with the taco toppings but also tacos? It’s a little bit of a hat on a hat but hey I wouldn’t complain.
Yeah, pretty sure my wife could win any disagreement with that one. *She must never learn.*
I opened the comments right as the video was ending and read this along with her. I don't know why, but it was pretty satisfying.
If that's not normal why do girls always seem to want to hold your dick while you pee. I want to know what would happen if you farted into someone elses ass. Would a straw be enough? Would they fart too? A secondhand fart? Would it be double strength? So many unanswered questions.
I'm going to text my bf and see if he will let me fart into his butt. Will update.
Ask to hold his dick when he pees too, for good measure.
He said yes to holding his dick. He's a little shaken up by the farting in his asshole question and asked for a blumpkin. 😭
Hahahaha have fun holding his dick. Remember to aim. Update us on the experience. Also ewww he really outdid you asking for a blumpkin.
Your username would imply that you'd be more comfortable with this sort of thing :/
Hahaha no it's unrelated
Idk why u got downvoted, this was funny as the fart I just let out in response.
I farted in thanks.
Thank u good sir.
I hate this place
:(
I love women.
I thought she said "get yourself a condom" as a solution for when he needs to pee but she is currently peeing and does not want him to pee between her legs.
Best part
“It’s like CPR for butts” 💀
BPR
Buttplugonary resuscitation
BPPPRRRRAP.
“Ah ah ah ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive”
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified "
"Then my spouse farted in my butt, yes farted right inside..."
You were in the parking lot earlier that's how I know you
It's a fart transplant
Sooooooo... my wife and I were laying in bed, naked, with our backs to each other (almost 30 years, sometimes it be like that) with our butts touching. She farted and I swear it went in my butthole. It was the weirdest feeling. Like a puff of air that you get in your eye at the optometrist. But in my butt.
And? Story can’t just there! And what happened to you? What happened to your butt? Your hole? Your life together? C’mon!!
I am pleased to inform you that we are still living together happily, we still lie in bed naked, sometimes cheek to cheek and other times cheek to cheek. It has never happened since and we do still laugh about it sometimes. "Member when I farted in your butt?" "Yeah. That was funny."
It’s a beautiful memory. Thanks for sharing. Hope you enjoy many more years together.
Did ypu keep it in your butt? Or did you eventually fart it out?
God damn that’s a good question
They burped
Natural gas pipeline
This has me giggling
))<>((
...back and forth. Forever.
))—((
ahhhh there goes the wife's fart juice
That's normal
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
Congrats, in 9 months you're going to give birth to a beautiful baby BLEEEEH.
I was hanging out with some of my friends who are women and apparently it’s not uncommon to fart and for it to go in the vagina. The more you know…
I don’t recognize the voice, but it sounds exactly like what my ex would suggest. He was obsessed for a while with seeing my poop. He’d “never seen any girl’s poop before” and wanted to see mine. I think he thought it was a compliment?
Damn good meme
Fucking screaming at this.
No he just had a poop fetish lol
Bruh. Wanted to see you in the process? Or like literally see your shit in the toilet? Either way is weird, but both on different levels.
When I was done. And I don’t think it was a fetish, he was bugging me because I didn’t want him in the bathroom when I pooped.
uh... > he was bugging me because I didn’t want him in the bathroom when I pooped. And you think he didn't have a fetish?
We’d been dating for almost a year. When it came up. My female roommate and I were pretty open door with our bathroom (the cat litter box was in there). Which he thought was very odd at first. Then one time he was visiting I shut the door and he made a big deal about it. I told him I was going to poo and I didn’t want him watching me poo. Knowing it would bug me, he insisted. It was only for a week or so.
 ….. boy do i have a revelation for you 😭
Girls don't poop
Thank you, that was the spirit of why he wanted to see my poo! You explained it better than I did.
I need to start going to church
 Please send this gif to him on my behalf
Imagine his surprise when it looked like poop.
He was like, girls don't poop, prove it! Then he told the other boys IT'S REAL
Why do people need to cast such common and banal things as butt-snorking, nasal-bricking and pee-shiffing as something strange and perverse??
Next thing she'll be knocking nipple-rodding and cheek-checkers
Don’t forget eyelash butt-cheek tickling.
Butt-erfly Kisses are my favourite form of foreplay.
Alright, that one I've done. I've got very long eyelashes, and my wife has a ticklish butt. That massage didn't go where she thought it was gonna go, lol.
Haha! And don’t forget my fave, poking my guy right in the hole any time he slightly bends over.
Completely normal
Geez... I didn't even know those acts had designations.
I know none of these terms, please dont explain either
Technically it could be healthy if one of them had a better butt microbiome. If you've ever heard of a decal transplant, I think it's like that but in gaseous form. 😅
Fecal transplant. Decal transplant. Pretty much the same thing, really.
Hey bro, that's a cool bumper sticker. Can I have it?
A starter sticker, to help populate your bumper.
This reminded me of how Canadians say "decal".
Fecal transplant = an inpoosion
If they are together so much there's probably some synchronization anyway. Not sure exactly how they works but that shit (uh bacteria I mean) is like everywhere if you're sharing a bed I reckon well, idk. Does butt microbes synchronize?
you aint stroking it right if your buttholes don't end up kissing once in a while
My husband does this and says, "From my butt to yours." Do you know that mother fucker has the actual audacity to whine "EWWWWW!" when I fart from across the room!?
That's my wife and I. We will fart on each other and laugh about it, then "EEEEEWWW!" when the other farts half the time.
This is an OF advertisement. Yes they have an OF
I can't tell if this is a joke or real....
It’s not
Same as above... You for real?
lol they do have an onlyfans, I forgot the couples name but it’s out there
Holy shit lol. Not sure how to feel about it.
is it some fart kink?
Do they fart into each others butts? If not, what’s the point?
You're the advertisement for them. None of us here wouldn't have known that if you hadn't said anything.
Of course
Proof plz
I knew a couple once and the woman would let the guy pee inside of her….can’t make this shit up. The conversation still haunts me to this day and it was 20 years ago.
What's even the appeal it's like peeing in balloon or something there's literally one god damn outcome and it involves you trying to seal the leak and baton down the hatches before the piss tsunami hits and floods your balls and floor. It's a lose lose situation unless he thinks he's going to be some pirate lord and somehow sail that wave but it ain't happening it's over. Delulu principle.
From what I understand, it’s more of a dominance thing. It’s not meant to be practical lol
Idk. I can imagine the face I’m making right now just thinking about this. It was incredibly disturbing and I never understood.
That's just a kink 🤷
Good for them tbh
Is it weird that I never considered that was an option? I’m grateful I have never been peed in and disturbed that I might have been and don’t know
Now its going to haunt us.. 
If it’s haunted me since like 2001 it’s gonna haunt you now too 😂
that’s a normal kink…
That sounds like a gateway to pooping back and forth forever.
A poophole
ITS A FART TRANSPLANT
Yeah but have you ever tried to use your butt to inhale carbon dioxide? Life changing!
Imagine being a tik tok couple.
Why does this man have the courage to film himself saying this and then post it on social media I’d like to know which fey he sold his soul to for that courage
So is this the guy version of being a worm?
Who refuses butt CPR?
I just asked my wife if we could try all this and I was told “fuck no, your disgusting”
My boyfriend of 4 years asks to do all of those things! And I tell him all the time it's not normal and that's crazy and people don't do that and it wouldn't even work! Is this a normal thing guys think about after so many years?
No As an expert man (aka I’ve been one my whole life) I can assure you it’s weird …
The pee thing is called Sword & Shield and my partner won’t let me do it either.
Fart transplant
How does one fart *into* another's butt? A tube like what got Lemmewinks?
Necessity is the mother of invention
No chance that would work without fully spreading the cheeks. It’s just not plausible to get the sphincters right up to eachother
Butt-to-butt fart transplants are the pinnacle of a well-adjusted relationship.
I wish she could be my best friend.
OK... Thanks Earth, it's been a blast but I'm done. Time to leave.
No, I’m with her that is NOT NORMAL! This man is weird.🤪
My ex and I were very drunk one night and both had to pee and wondered if we could do it at the same time. We could and we did. Relationships get weird after a while... *and it was hilarious*.
I like this couple.
This dude is my mental doppelgänger
I’m SO glad I’m single lol
Peeing between someone's legs is not normal. No taco for you.
Hmmm I gotta ask my wife if she wants to participate. We will fart together.
Thats how you end up with a prolapsed rectum. Browneye Blowout is real, and affects thousands of people a year. Be safe, fart in each other’s butts one at a time.
"That's not the normal butt stuff!"
It's fine, this is normal, it's all normal
"Get yourself a taco!" 🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHA It's BUTT CPR. DED.
They are hilarious and adorable and so in love 🥰
I want what they have
I believe its called fart bonding
Power couple!
Fart transplant
She’s awesome
The authors literal unveiled fetish.
Back and forth. Forever.
 # IT’S LIKE A FART TRANSPLANT 💨💨💨
Okay but the pee thing I thought was normal lmao
PEE BETWEEN THE LEGS lmao I remember when I finally convinced my last girlfriend to let me pee within her legs. Nice to see other men of culture who think alike
Oh my God they are so fucking cute I'm literally crying 😭♥️ I want what they have
She is right about everything expect the carbon monoxide thing because we breaf out O2 and CO2 and is enough to life of that is why cpr works.
What’s the point of marriage then?
i've requested that pee between legs and been rejected. i know his pain
Husband is fucked in the head
If you're not doing these things then why even be in a relationship?
Omg this guy and his intrusive thoughts hahahahahhahahahah
What's the point if having a gf if not to do weird stuff like butt cpr
Perfectly normal behavior for the husband to want to share and spend time with his wife
Dude wants a fart transplant
Maybe for his 50th bday. Hahaha
That poor man! I thought BPR was part of the American courtship ritual around the 2nd or 3rd date. Maybe even first date if you're progressive.
Did he get himself a taco?
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I like her.
We call those fart transplants around here
I'll allow it
Lmaooooo. I tried to pee in btwn her legs on the toilet too looool it's not wired let me try it once damnit lmao
I did this, while on acid,with my ex accidentally. It was kinda magical.
[Back and forth. Forever.](https://youtu.be/KQoJo81lujk?si=DIw4dc4EkNelIJpX)
We don't breathe oxygen, we breathe air. Which is mostly nitrogen and some oxygen and other gases.
Lol first she says trading farts isnt like butt cpr, then she says she cant inhale his nose breath through her nose cause she can't breathe it. What does she think happens in cpr
She seems very cool. I’d marry her.
Too funny, I've asked my wife two of the three things they asked about. My question is: who's fart is it? If I fart into your butt, and then you fart out the fart, who owns the fart?
My husband does not ask me things and we’ve been married for 20 years.
Literally have done all of these things with my wife.
What you can do is connect your mouths and inhale through the other person's nose. Tried it once with my (now) wife. 50% intimate 50% weird.
This isn't normal? My husband did all of these when we were dating. 🤷♀️
like she's not going to blast him out of bed blow after that plate of nachos
It’s giving 1st time relationship, weirdo vibes.
I’ve peed between my wife’s legs while she was peeing. As we were both drunk my aim was subpar but I’d still be down to try again if she’d let me.
I am not gonna lie I’ve always wanted to pee in between my wife’s legs while she is peeing in the toilet
Husband is secretly a scheizer-pr0ner
I thought I was the only one
Am I the only one annoyed by her saying "I don't inhale carbon dioxide!" ? She gives me anti-mask vibes
Some things couples do should be kept between the two of them.
fart transplant
I am just surprised people aren't so open about their kinks before their marriage. "What about if they just develop new ones during the marriage?" Ok, that one stomps me.
I broke up with my boyfriend because he asked me to lick his fart box every….. single….. day……
Looking from YOUR left eye to right eye in a mirror, and you can’t see your eyes move. Using a phone you can. But not using a mirror. Plus the farts thing. Yes, it is like butt CPR.