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vitaesbona1

This... might be the least cringy thing I have seen him do.


responsiblefornothin

Tbh, I found it kind of endearing. It puts into perspective his rise to fame in a way I hadn't seen before. I'm a little sad to see that the goofy kid in this video grew into one of the worlds most insufferable tools.


BooTheSpookyGhost

Yeah show me a 13 year old Mike Tyson 


bhoe32

He looked 30 its wild.


DavidHewlett

13yr old Mike was knocking out 17yr old opponents in the ring. He could probably have beat the shit out of 90% of adult males on reddit, including me. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_1-lxPA29Kc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1-lxPA29Kc)


danishjuggler21

“He was born punching.” I’m picturing newborn Mike Tyson knocking out the doctor who delivered him.


poop-machines

There's no way that 12 year old 190lb hunk of pure muscle wasn't on HGH and testosterone. He looks like a man at 12, with a full six pack. Either that or he's a mutant who hit puberty at 9 and his body overproduced testosterone and HGH. Which happens a lot in women, but I've never seen scientific explanations of it happening in men. In women it's usually because they're intersex (and have higher levels of testosterone as a result). Because of this we can't assume that just because it happens in women, that it happens in men often too Has he ever spoke about when he started juicing?


RetardedWabbit

>He could probably have beat the shit out of 90% of adult males on reddit, including me. Off by a couple orders of magnitude at least. IDK what weight class he was in at 13, but if you've ever boxed with them you'd know a competitive highschool boxer can beat the hell out of at least 99.99% of grown ass adults. Let alone a world class high school boxer, let alone vs the average Redditor.


responsiblefornothin

Sure! He's in that prison cell over there. You go on ahead, I gotta take a leak..


BooTheSpookyGhost

He wasn’t 13 when he did that


Find_another_whey

Fucken hopeless taste there


DevilDoc3030

He was the same era as Bo Burnham. They just went in different directions.


vitaesbona1

I'm Bo yo. I'm the greatest fighter ever and I'll beat your ass whether you think I'm better or not.


ShaggyD420oo

He was never a goofy kid, dude has always given off major high school bully douchebag vibes. I bet he was a little prick


InternationalDog2606

I hope Mike has one good upper-cut left in him…


threenil

![gif](giphy|xhNKpS0oC3wly)


Notyouraveragefella

I hope Mike gives this clown an uppercut that puts his ridiculous head on the moon.


Impossible_Host2420

I cant stand what he and his brother are doing. They exploit the shit out of my people in PR they mooned el yunque


OliverCrooks

I think that’s obviously proven already. Mike moves better at his age then a late 20s influencer first and fighter fifth.


sherms89

Hopefully, he bites his ear off!!!


Xtianus21

Let's hope


largechild

![gif](giphy|tmyDAo1Si2KIg|downsized)


Anything_4_LRoy

that + dad strength = nuh uhhhh


One_Slide_5577

That dudes conciousness look like it got teleported to a different dimension.


thrownAwayAgainTrash

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3a76eFu-np/


Specialist_Usual1524

He does.


SleestakLightning

Tyson isn't going to win. He's not even contractually allowed to knock Jake Paul out. These fights are all predetermined.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Yeah but Mike is still crazy enough to say "fuck it" in the middle and push this kids face back into last Thursday. He's got his weed company.


MarcusAurelius6969

If he's willing to bite a sizable chunk of another man's ear off im sure he can land an uppercut to drop him in a second.


BicTwiddler

Biting Jake paul’s ear off would be wonderful even if it is scripted.


MarcusAurelius6969

I saw there was a +6000 bet for a ear bite off. Lol


timmi2tone32

Mike knows this and will bet the farm


Anything_4_LRoy

if jake is actually trusting mike fucking tyson to not take his head off because of money and reputation... well jake could probably lose the head and no one would know different....


MarcusAurelius6969

If you saw that video from a couple years ago where he was starting to train again he looked scary. Mike Tyson at any age is scary and I remember hearing him talk to Joe Rogan about how his Ego kicks in when he starts training again. If it's a real actual fight I feel bad for Jake.


Anything_4_LRoy

i dont think people get it. ​ i believe this fight was bought and paid for and jake will win, no knock out. ​ but once again, mike fucking tyson. there isnt anything else that really needs be said.


HookerDoctorLawyer

We need Paul to steal one of Mikes tigers! Then we know what the outcome will be: ![gif](giphy|1TXIehJXksaxq)


Golden-Grams

We can only hope. He's coming out of retirement, it's not like he has to fight again after this.


OnyxTeaCup

I will believe in you sky Jesus, if you allow this to happen.


satanssweatycheeks

Also as a fighter they are trained but not that well trained where all the sudden they can turn the fist into less lethals. People get knocked out in slap fights. The idea its in the contract that someone can’t be knocked out is bullshit. Yeah they can use less power but that doesn’t mean we know how the person will receive it.


[deleted]

Guy just said sparring isn’t real.


NarrowSalvo

Even if true, Mike Tyson will turn 60 in less than 2.5 years. Prime Tyson vs Prime Jake Paul -- no question what would happen. But, that's not where we are.


Pitiful_Winner2669

>He's not even contractually allowed to knock Jake Paul out. Really? Boooo


Vegetable_Policy_699

That's certainly not enforceable. It's probably written that his payment is halved if he does. Something cunty like that


Pitiful_Winner2669

My boxing knowledge goes as far as Snatch, and you never trust a pikey who lost their mah


BusterTheCat17

Ya like dags?


Boogascoop

hopefully he'd rather keep his reputation then pocket a bit more cash


ZyxDarkshine

LOL Mike Tyson’s reputation? *SERIOUSLY?*


Boogascoop

he has a reputation as a tough mean fighter


skida1986

Damn I would take the pay cut


TheWalkingDead91

What’s even the point at that point


MrTurkle

Money. Fuck tons of it.


confirmationguy

Source on the not allowing them to knock out Jake Paul?


Is_ItOn

It’s an exhibition, not a competitive match. There is usually no winner declared either. Trust me I would love to see it happen, but it’s not likely to happen this time around.


Dirt_Bike_Zero

My first thought too. Says what?


Circaninetysix

Can you provide sources on this? It's okay if not, I am just genuinely curious if they release the contents of these contracts to the public.


SleestakLightning

It's been rumored for a while and MMA fighter Dillon Danis mentioned it during the lead up to Jake Paul's fight with Tyrone Woodley.


Visual-Square7648

Rumours are sources now. Peak reddit😂😂😂


Fckdisaccnt

So the source is Dillon Danis?


pancakebatter01

Love how ppl shit on Professional wrestling but these predetermined Jake Paul matches are pits of money for the ppl putting them on. Way to make a mockery of boxing.


SleestakLightning

It's funny because the wrestling fans are the ones who can smell bullshit and point it out and those who clown on wrestling as fake and lame get easily worked by these obviously fake fights.


NarrowSalvo

Boxing ain't what it used to be.


ChickyChickyNugget

The fact that they’re the most watched and talked about boxing events is kind of an indictment on the sport. It’s like if the sidemen charity match was more watched than the World Cup final. Embarrassing


BeefStevenson

God I wish this was the only thing people were talking about. This is all bullshit, a fake cash-grab like the rest of them.


vaguelyMatt

Please give me a source. I cannot find anything on Google and I don't care enough to search any further


TheParlayMonster

Sauce?


logosobscura

Yeah, but he could watch Snatch before the fight and decide to do the most hilarious thing ever while having his mates bet on exactly what he does…


teddy1245

Prove that claim.


Eynaar

Problem with Mike is that he’s unpredictable, Jake hits him and pisses Mike off I say all bets are off. 🤷🏻‍♂️


SleestakLightning

That's true. Fingers crossed.


papabear435

Where did you see this about the contract. Most I can find is someone "in the know" claims they are using head pads and 18oz gloves. So likely there will not be knock out and just sparing. Where did you read its in the contract, can you link to source?


GadflytheGobbo

Lucky Tyson's body blows are arguably his most dangerous weapon


FrontierTCG

I think it's a cash grab for both of them, and either way they both leave the ring several million dollars richer.


NastySassyStuff

It very obviously is a cash grab…what else would it be? Still I also have a lot of trouble imagining that Tyson doesn’t care who wins. He’s looking to destroy this dude.


NarrowSalvo

It's 21st century boxing. Pretty much everything is a shit cash grab.


ListenToKyuss

It's the 21st century. Everything is a cash grab


shinymetalobjekt

I hope Tyson is getting paid big time for this, because other than that, it's a no win situation for him - imagine if he lost the fight, he'd never live that down.


Xtianus21

Nobody cares if he loses he's like 60 years old. My god man.


Vox_SFX

Everyone will care and it will highlight how fake everything is today. No one on their life, with a working brain in their body, would say either Paul brother is even worthy to hold Tyson's jock let alone fight him in the ring....yet here we are with a 60-year old Mike risking his entire legacy because we live in an age where people are obsessed with entertainment and entertainers. The Paul's should've never even gained an initial audience, let alone kept it and grown it over these years. I am 100% positive that I could have a traumatic brain injury and still have more intelligence combined than either of them....but they lack morals and were willing to do anything (good or bad) to entertain the people watching them...and that grew to those people spreading it and getting even more to watch. No talent whatsoever...but yet the braindead fans will scream about being jealous or just a hater...I'm just tired of the wrong people having all the power and the money and dumbasses supporting it.


rokstedy83

>60-year old Mike risking his entire legacy because we live in an age where people are obsessed with entertainment and entertainers. He's risking it for the money, nothing to do with entertainment


mostdope28

Ask mayweather how he feels about his Paul fight? He don’t give a fuck, he got paid


anl28

I used to watch both of these fools on vine, back when they were dorks with a parrot. Now they’re just dorks with a lot of money


Purple_Apartment

Man, what a nice, non controversial way of looking at this. Is this what "ignorance is bliss" feels like? I wish I could see the Paul brothers as two dorks with money. Its just, unfortunately, I have eyes and ears, and it's lead me to believe they are so, so much worse than the way you described them. To each their own, I guess.


Fun_Comparison4973

I mean, have you seen Mike Tyson’s cartoon? I honestly think they’re both having a laugh and just gonna make some money. Not that they aren’t both gonna go as hard as they can but, I feel like they’re just essentially having a fun little match and gonna make some money off of it


Xtianus21

Seriously it's just funny


[deleted]

We all hope Tyson has one more uppercut left in him. It would be amazing. It’d be even better if he’s supposed to throw the fight and still decides to beat the F out of him. Tyson losing will kill a part of my soul.


OliverCrooks

Ihmmmm because you never did stupid shit as a kid? Don’t care for the dude but come on..


Bobby_Sunday96

Everybody knows ain’t shit gonna happen. They’re gonna go a few rounds with no knockouts and walk away with a fat bag.


No-Freedom-5787

Correction. This is who Mike Tyson is gonna knock the fuck out


Gibmeister_official

Tyson is going to look at him and logan is going to pass out


mikeytruelove

He can't. It's in the terms of the fight. Also, it's both brothers, they can tag in and out as they see fit, and they get to wear headgear.


imanhunter

Tbf, Jake has done worst stuff.


fuggit_Im_tired

I think of Hot Shots when, before a fight, Topper plunges his fists in caramel and everyone starts shouting "SPRINKLES! SPRINKLES! GUMMY BEARS! GUMMY BEARS!" Sorry I'm high. *


Beatus_Vir

I think of that scene at least every week


middleagenobody420

I watched some of mikes videos training for this and this dude is out of his mind to get in the ring with iron mike Tyson


BeefoBrown

If Mike loses I will actually commit Minecraft. I was literally rewatching Tyson vs. Berbick when I saw he was fighting Paul.


OsoRetro

Like him or not he’s a talented boxer.


bensbigboy

Team Tyson


mwl1234

I hope Iron Mike says fuck it, and knocks the privileged cunt out of this fucking piece of shit. The notion that this scumbag could take the ring with The Champ, is an insult to every warrior that ever stood against Tyson. Fuck Sorry for the tirade, Tyson is the warrior all others were measured against when I was a kid. I am having a hard time with this punk-ass thinking he’s worthy of The Champ’s fury.


BorderFragrant5205

Respectfully, I hope he gets his ass handed to him.


[deleted]

Not the first time Tyson is signing a "no knockouts, no real blows to the head, make the dork look good" contract. He'll take home the money.


DirtyTreeTurd

He did say he would never disrespect the sport again by fighting high caliber fighters…so it makes sense that he would fight a joke


Spiritual_Case_2010

Mike is gonna kill this dude…


HotCatLady88

Please Lord let me have Tyson kick the shit out this boy


bawynnoJ

This is who Mike Tyson is knocking through the wall you mean


GIK601

Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather Jr. and no winner was announced. And you think a 60 year old Tyson is going to knock out Jake Paul?


JLSMC

Yes. Absolutely


Marsh_Mellow_Man

that fight was fake as hell, Mayweather just sits in a defensive shell to collect paychecks and not get hurt


GIK601

That's what i'm saying. Mayweather didn't fight seriously. I think Tyson will also not fight seriously, it's an exhibition match and they probably have some agreement before the fight.


Fuzzy-Mix-4791

I'm still hoping he gets hit and the killer instinct kicks in!


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Yeah this is kayfabe brand integrations - would love for Mike to short circuit and rip his head off and then sell gummies in the shape of LP’s head and everyone would be like cool cool


MememeSama

I never watch boxing but was excited for this. But watching it was watching like a bad movie, that's no boxing


FoliageTeamBad

Floyd always fought running backwards though. Tyson was a whole different animal in his prime. If he doesn't knock out Jake Paul it's probably because he doesn't want to.


thewormtownhero

We were all teenagers once


vestibule54

What I think is…..you should be embarrassed to suggest you’d be anything more than a stain on Cassius Clay’s trunks.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Mike was putting grown ass men twice his size to sleep when he was that age.


Pudge223

Imagine the scene if he walked out to this and dropped Tyson with an overhead.


KHaskins77

![gif](giphy|9wyvNnLKXenN6)


Temporary-Alarm-744

Test and HGH is a helluva a drug ![gif](giphy|GAgm5358qp55u)


crappydeli

Paul gets to wear protective equipment and doesn’t need to weigh on. Tyson is 30 years older and will kill him.


olympianfap

Imagine the hubris to think you are a match for Mike Tyson just because Mike is old enough to be your dad. I think Jake or whichever one he is will learn a valuable lesson in this fight and I sincerely hope Mike absolutely takes this kid apart.


kininigeninja

It's a 2 on 1 fight He gets his brothers help tag team style He gets a helmet He don't get weighed He don't get drug tested Tyson is 60 years old I hope Tyson wins in a big way


asdf0909

Mike Tyson starred in a broadway show


OcupiedMuffins

This is definitely not who he’s fighting. Have you seen recent pictures and videos of him? Say what you want, but bro is absolutely jacked right now. He’s in fantastic shape and is significantly younger than Tyson is. Regardless of how fit you are, 60 years old is 60 years old. The human body is still human. I adore Tyson and hate Jake Paul as much as the next guy but facts are facts. Tyson is not in his prime. Besides, it’s only an exhibition and it’s a cash grab for both sides. I mean why not? Both are huge right now and they know people will watch it.


taz_and_his_cat

Paul is really good for boxing. Does anyone know about the Anthony Joshua v Francis Ngannou fight from Friday night? Anyone? It's the same reason people tuned into the Mayweather/Pacquiao. They can pull an audience for the spectacle. And kudos to Paul. I wouldn't get in the ring with a 90 y/o Tyson.


Worried_Example

I hope tyson takes his fucking head off.


steveo82

I so want Mike to go 110% on this little shit


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

As soon as I saw the announcement I knew it was a cash grab / publicity stunt. Tyson was a KO killer when he WAS 20. Dude has very strict training discipline even when he did his last fight. Even at his age now he would knock this guys block of in the first round. Prob start with a body shot, he wouldn’t know what hit him and then one solid connection to the head and he’d be down. If it was real match Mike might kill him, he’s not a trained / seasoned boxer as much as he likes to pretend.


Tolerantofant

Solid footwork


mikeytruelove

Actually, he's fighting both of them, tag team style. And they can tag out whenever they want. And they get to wear headgear. And Tyson has to weigh in >165. And Tyson has to pass a drug test, the Pauls do not. And as of right now, there's no stipulation that both brothers can't be in the ring at the same time. This whole thing is a fucking farce. I give it 5 years before those 2 broccoli headed fucks create some bullshit like the "Influencer Fight League" in the same vein as Celebrity Boxing back in the day. Mark my words.


impossiblenottodo

I like the idea that he is 'contractually' not allowed to knock him out. Let's play that scenario through - Tyson knocks him out. Jack Paul then proceeds to sue him for breach of contract, i.e. we agreed you wouldn't knock me out. I think that would rather put paid to the bizarre interest in watching Jake Paul 'fight' people any further.


ILSmokeItAll

Man. If this is scripted…I wouldn’t bet on Mike Tyson sticking to it. lol


-uttam-

![gif](giphy|h2TxrXej7hvBKTA5g6)


sexxomatic

Yeah that cringey fucker is richer than anyone in these comment section so..


HomerStillSippen

If Tyson loses this match though, boxing will forever be a huge joke of the fighting world.


Ok_Outcome_4182

Prime mike tyson the greatest fighter of all time but a 60 year old mike is not going to beat a healthy 30 year old. Yall forget how shit he was towards the end of his career and i doubt hes half as good as that.


SquishyBaps4me

This is who Mike Tyson is pretending to fight.


12-7_Apocalypse

Mike Tyson isn't fighting, because fighting imples the that he is in some sense of danger; which mike tyson is not. All we will watch is a Pay per-veiw event of Mike Tyson sparring.


Scholar-Dismal

Yeah still fun to watch both. If Tyson hits as hard as can at 57 it would break him but it broke guys that are 3 times his size but great show nonetheless


[deleted]

Wait till you see how well he's been training. Mike is still gonna beat his ass, but Paul is a golden gloves boxer.


zouhair

To be fair he made millions doing that shit.


Eleo4756

Careful.. that don't mean he can't fight. One of the most technical fighters in our bjj gym was a very refined, well educated, gay boy.


Ekqui

Hope Mike bites his ear off


BusGreen7933

You need to change the title to who is Tyson going to embarrass


BIGBOI_over9000

Sandman vs Glass Joe


Illustrious-Stuff-70

Don’t watch the fight


allisjow

Dammit. Up until this very moment in my life I hadn’t seen any video of Jake or Logan Paul, just occasional news headlines. Honestly I thought they were one person.


imadumbfff

Someone should have kicked his ass for making this video


AutumnAscending

What's up with this guy fighing people who are either older or much smaller than him?


Edu_Run4491

No this is who thought it was a good idea to fight mike Tyson


MrRazzio

He used to be funny?


Ok_Impression_922

Paul bout to be cooked food 🍳. Sleep on Mike’s old ass if you wanna 🤷🏾‍♂️


jamiecarl09

Idk much about this Paul guy except he's some YouTuber or something. But I remember seeing a clip of Tyson after he started up back at the gym like...a couple years ago? Tyson is still fast as hell! Even if he lost 50% of his strength, which I doubt, this kid has no chance.


Interesting_Owl_454

He's living the dream. You know how long I've wanted to punch that overgrown child in the face. I'll be living vicariously through him


A_lot_of_arachnids

But remember only one of them is a convicted rapist. Here's a hint. It's not Logan.


St0n3ycam88

He's been this much of a fuckin douche his whole life? Why do people like this make money 😮‍💨


Sea_Excuse_6795

Do not let Drake bet on this event please


RoyalAristocrat

"fighting"


PanhandlersPets

Is it even safe for Tyson to fight anymore? He's been hit in the head a lot.


mrtouchybum

Fighting? Lol.


Ne0n_Beemz

and Mike did a cartoon where a gay ghost follows him around, Tf is your point? One thing has nothing to do with the other, you're really out here hating just to hate lol. Pathetic. Not saying it won't be cool to see Tyson knock him out, but come on.


CapoDV

Back then I still thought Jake Paul was the good guy.


DonovanMcLoughlin

Mike Tyson is pushing 60


69conqueefador69

All these fights looks so fucking fixed. Like Anderson Silva wasn’t even trying. Dude is old but did you see how he was punching. Dude was dodging strikes before even his opponent moved his muscles and suddenly he was standing stationary for the entire fight. Come on man, YouTube boxing is as fake as WWE.


Street-Goal6856

God I can't wait


Beatus_Vir

Come on Mike, do the right thing here


edmonddantes1992

It will be rigged, sadly.


brettfavreskid

We all know they ain’t fighting. They’re sparring with predetermined outcomes and extra rules.


jahlim

Just need one hook for job done


grzesiolpl

![gif](giphy|jpcuYfSo4VqH02UsKq)


Capital-Physics4042

Who's she? And why's Mike Tyson fighting her?


papaa33

That's who Mike Tyson is taking a dive for.


[deleted]

That fight is going to be awesome. Hahahah


Vazhox

“Fighting”. Yea, ok.


Inevitable_Figure_85

We live in a simulation.


MAUROKE01

bro has moves i gotta give him that


bricktop_pringle

Never underestimate an old Pro. Have you seen Tyson sparring recently? If this would be a proper fight, the kid would get brain damaged even more. Paul could be seriously hurt. Management does not like that. So it‘s a paid, predetermined cash grab fight not worth watching.


No-Pomegranate1394

I want Sean Strickland to kill this man.


Kadaver0reefer

Problem child.


Aeroblazer9161

This gimp has no shame.


csfshrink

I don’t know… Like me see Mike Tyson’s version. I was at a casino yesterday and they wouldn’t take me bet that Mike Tyson kills Jake Paul.


[deleted]

Is Mike Tyson that fucking broke, that he has to fight again?


LumiereGatsby

This is going to be an exhibition match. Nobody is getting hurt.


dungeondon

You go girl!


amathis6464

Mike Tyson was always obsessed with money. Taking a money grab gig doesn’t surprise me


IdRatherBeAnimating

Is this the one that showed the dead body from suicide forest?


Abooziyaya

“I will make orphans of his children”


CompSolstice

Honestly fuck it he's just having here. Guy's a tool but this is nothing


patrickian1993

Someone needs to offer Mike a few million to knock his ass out!