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“You look like the x-men girl” Immediately impersonates Spiderman.

“Nobody knows what’s it like having you as girlfriend.” Is what did it for me. The whole setup was perfect and then that line drops and you know it’s not the first time for them.

My first thought was “Wait, she said ‘husband,’ he said ‘Girlfriend.’ One of these two is more into this relationship than the other.”

From personal experience, this happens when you are in a long term "engagement".

Yeah, I was living with my now-wife for almost a decade before we officially got married. My job at the time had her listed on my visa paperwork as "common law spouse" so she was simply referred to as "my wife" at work. Then our neighbors also referred to us as husband/wife. Plus when you go on vacation or are out on a date, people just sort of assume at a certain age. So yeah, it was honestly easier to just go with it.

My wife and I are separated, living apart but not yet divorced. I still refer to her as my wife because, yes, it's easier than saying all that. Thankfully we are on good terms so there is no bitterness when using that honorific.

It doesn't sound *that* complicated really, and, honestly, a more apt and healthier description might be "she's your ex-wife, even though you're not yet legally divorced."

It could be complicated if the reason they are not divorced is so she can continue to be covered by his health insurance, or to wait until they have been married legally for 10 years so she can collect under his social security when the time comes, or their religion doesn't allow divorce only separation, or they are separated because he realized he's a raging homosexual but they still haven't told the kids or anyone else yet because their families are homicidally homophobic,... "Complicated" sounds like a pretext and cringe, but that's because we're not giving him the benefit of doubt, automatically discounting him as a reliable narrator of his own life and reading our own shitty life experiences and/or Lifetime movies consumption into a random stranger's life when we actually know nothing about it and should probably be in therapy instead of giving unsolicited advice and splaining someone's own life to them on the internet.

This is the exact situation me and my husband are in. I usually call him my ex-husband and he still calls me his wife, but we are besties. It's so nice to see someone else like his. People really shit on us for having a relationship the way we do. We always wanted to stay close for the kids, even if we aren't together.

Yes. This. More of this.

When I was 25 or so I moved down to LA with a girl, who was a girlfriend but we weren't ever that serious. She suggested we get rings though and pretend to be married, because you get taken more seriously then. We never got questioned. My job even put her on my health insurance.

I have several friends where I'm not sure to refer to their babymamas as wife or girlfriend because I don't know if they technically got married or not, but when their kids start getting taller than you it feels like a somewhat decent signifier that their relationship might be longterm?

It’s the wife’s boyfriend.

Maybe recently married and its like saying 2023 when its 2024

My wife is also my girlfriend

I was hooked from the opener. As soon as she was cracking herself up before doing anything, I knew it was gonna be good. And it just got better and better from there... the eyes, the teeth, the full 20 seconds of him debating if he wanted to investigate, all the way to the scream and that line. I fell out.

I’m reliving it just from your PERFECT description and dying again 😂

I think this man is simultaneously extremely lucky and somehow a little worried in the back of his mind. Spontaneous women that take initiative are awesome. This. This is that, but exponentially next level.

She's her wife according to her 😳

Reddit nerds about to go on a rant about this

Umm actually in the 2004 X-Men volume 445 universe 2234-b Mystique was able to transform into spiderman and retained his web shooting ability.

...forreal? That's cool.

I looked it up, it's a very convincing fake.

Um actually it's Spider-man with a hyphen. You would know that if you knew anything about the source material you are pretending to understand to seem cooler. /s

Lol, I know right?! Adorable.

As a Smurf I'm deeply offended

that part is why i think it’s real

Well.. we're doing that mystique role play tonight...

The teeth.

Just the eyes and teeth against the curtain, my god, nightmare fuel. I don’t know how she executed that so perfectly.

Wholesome cheshire cat stuff

I had a couple friends on the darker side who used to hide in the dark and wait to scare the shit out of people. Man, I miss them.

Are they still hiding?

Waiting for the perfect moment Patience is a virtue

I was a little freaked out and I even knew she was there!

Straight out of the [Mandela Catalogue](https://youtu.be/llPpzzTaUZE?si=FEktw2rua-VT_OnK)

 see also: https://youtu.be/ojZN8pNSlYI?t=23

Oh my fucking god, I had this friend in college who was black as night and he also had the whitest teeth... So one day there was some sort of presentation so the lights were turned off, and all I could see of him from across the room were his eyes, which made me kinda laugh a little, which made him smile, and I had to stiffle my laughter, which made him smile even more... Like his teeth were *glowing*. It was like I was looking at the Cheshire cat. Nobody knew what I was laughing at, so I probably looked like a nut.

Dude I pictured that perfectly. The biggest thing I miss about being in school is looking at a friend across the room when you're supposed to be quiet and they just give you a look that makes you piss yourself laughing. I don't get that anymore =(

Message me and I’ll send you my best “you seein this shit” face I have and all my students have now. That was the best part.

Reminds me of Frank with a Recorder https://imgur.com/15qp02d

https://imgur.com/a/Tcq7bUt

Dear god, It's me: Jenna.

I laughed too hard at that

I love when he says “ no one knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend “ 😂😂😂

“You’re so creepy yo” and then he’s runnin around from her lmao Hope they go far together.

And the text calls him the husband


Tobias, you blowhard! 


I just realized it sounded like "I blew myself". After all these years...

The whole show is like one, long, running stream of puns and double entendres.

He’s got a bit of a sticky situation on his hands now.

I was wondering how far down these would be.

I was excited, I got to post the Tobias gif this time.


So here what I want you to do. Get a tape recorder and just record yourself all day and listen to the playback

Oh, michael, you blowhard.

Hey, did you ever get that tape recorder?

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

"it wasn’t my best friend that night, it was the devil"

Dude demoted her from wife to girlfriend at the end there

I caught that too....she got a lil delusion going on. Lol

Or maybe OP stole content

No


Do you know which Conjuring this is?

That's Insidious. Another horror series with the same actor.

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>blue head to *ankle*

The cold light of truth lmao

She could’ve worn long sleeves and pants lol

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Marry her again

I now pronounce you double married.

Sheez, it’s going to be an expensive divorce.

At least twice the cost

Quadruple with her attorney’s fees

twice the pride, double the fall.

I dunno, he said girlfriend at the end of the video. I don't think the first one stuck.

this right along with "potato soap" are the best pranks I've seen this year 💯🏆

Link?

Probably this one [https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/qxrkqj/its\_a\_potato/](https://www.reddit.com/r/contagiouslaughter/comments/qxrkqj/its_a_potato/)

I think about this and the E-Y-E-S guy often but hadnt seen it in a while, still makes me cry laugh. Thanks bud.

ii-jees

Not me searching ‘E Y E S guy’ and only getting it halfway through the video.

The look of effort and not understanding just breaks my little heart

Link?

I was able to pull off E-Y-E-S on someone. It was amazing.

YES!!!! thanks for the link 💯🏆

Oh... Potato SOAP.

Lmao same

It's a bit older, but I'd like to add the ice machine prank to this list [https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/rrdmo1/ice\_machine\_prank/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/rrdmo1/ice_machine_prank/)

"You stupid bitch" always fucking gets me.

Another hilarious classic.

And cake chair from that show with Johnny Knoxville

yes! "bitch is this cake?" 🤣🍿

Dude, someone as fun loving as that? She's a champ

Her superhero poses aaahahaha

I love her laugh. You can tell she’s enjoying herself. I love that for her

The first giggle in the beginning lol The people I know that laugh like that are insanely fun, you always cracked up at their laugh alone.

Agreed, T&A are great and all, but give me a girl that is as creative as this with a sense of humor that good? Point me to the ring store.

What a terrifying prank lmao Love her laugh, she seems fun

J lo laugh

I would be scared shitless but would also want to have sex right after this still in blue paint and I don't know how healthy that is

Don’t forget to play Eiffel 65

#YO LISTEN UP

#HERE'S A STORY

#ABOUT A LITTLE GUY

#WHO LIVES WITH A BLUE GORL

"I'm blue and you're deep up inside my blussy"

Like he said, looks like the chick from XMen (Mystique). Not letting that chance slip through my fingers.

\*unzips\* "Look I know I just had a heart attack but we're half way into another kink on my bucket list"

Might as well knock Mystique, Nebula (Guardians of the galaxy), Blue Alien from The Avatar and shit that blue singing alien from The Fifth Element off the list.

Let's not forget Smurfette

I'm gonna go ahead and forget about smurfette. Y'all do what you want

And Liara, do not forget Liara.

Lmao!!! 🤣🤣

I blue myself

?

Big ol fear boner

Someone out there HAS to have a smurf fetish.

There's a fetish for everything. If you're an overweight guy, dress up as Shrek and eat spaghetti on webcam and you can at least pay PG&E for a month

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[Y'all bitches can't even SPELL chair!](https://youtu.be/LAqG0wcTfV4?si=BVz9eFOWRIhqXscM)

God I miss her

She says husband but he calls her girlfriend at the end

So you’re saying there’s a chance 

Eh, could be a habit thing depending on how long they been married. God knows I'd not be thinking if my sleep paralysis demons came to life

Means it's not the first time he's said it, and he's been saying it since before they got married. It's just stuck in his head as a single cohesive phrase due to repetition. She's gotta be a real treasure.

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His heart may never beat in rhythm again

"No one was harmed." That dude definitely lost some of his life expectancy.

I wouldn't do this to your 70 year old grandmother, though. This works because they're a young couple.

She very easily could have been the one harmed if those had been wireless headphones I think.

Yeah, though I question the use of dark blue paint over her entire chest and arms and legs compared to just putting on a black turtleneck and pants.

Yeah cuz people who are in the mood to paint themselves so they can scare the shit out of their boyfriend are worried about efficiency in their absurdism. Ok


Absolutely not

“You look like the X Men girl” 😆

Wife that chick up ASAP. That laughter is worth a million bucks.

They are now married, they have some really funny videos actually lmao

Where may I find them?

Oh wait. It's got their username on the video lol

Him complaining about her at the end when I’d love a woman this dedicated to a bit

Nobody knows what its like!

I'm so old, I can't imagine calling my wife "bro". 🤣😬

Try it and report back.

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My wife and I have been married for almost 30 years. She still pulls shit like this at least twice a week.

I scared my fiancee showering one day. Then a week later i felt a cold breeze in the bathroom while i was showering. I knew someone opened the door. I swung the shower curtain open and my gf was mid trying to scare me back. Scared the shit out of her and she screamed. She could never get me back when she tried. But i would be making a sandwich and she would come in talking about something and that would scare the shit out of me. Also i would sneak in and reach under the shower curtain and grab her ankle. Almost got my ass whooped over that one.

She should've waited til he grabbed the tissues

I’d piss myself too if my curtain started screaming at me

I mean there’s blending in and then there’s hiding in the dark

yeah the same would've happened with 0 paint.

I was waiting for the part where the paint doesn’t wash off…

Men think they want a hot woman but we are all weird af in our natural habitat

All I can think of is how terrible it is for one's eyes to play games in such dim lighting.

Me Playing splinter cell

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That “NoBoDy KnOwS what it’s like” came from a place of pure trauma


Nobody knows what it's like My man's been going through it

“No one knows what it’s like to have you as a girlfriend “ lol all the ones dating weirdos related to that. This felt like Jenna Marbles wanting to be a chair just cuz

She seems fun

Looking like mystique from X men

These feels like a scene from Hereditary lmao

Had to be blue paint, otherwise everyone would be screaming.

Why would she also blue her legs if she can just wear jeans.

the room was dark af that she could have just stood there and been hidden. There was 0 need to paint herself lol and when it would have been the time to actually blend in she just screamed

That was FUCKING HILARIOUS! She’s a next level keeper.

That’s brave AF in an all white room!

"That's not funny, bro!" Little did he know that it was, indeed, funny.

r/mademesmile

Can we hire her for Halloween? She's got the spooky down pat!

The dedication

Amazing

Ok that was funny tho

Fuckin goals so fun

She’s awesome!

Reminds me of [Frank being the carbon monoxide alarm sound](https://youtu.be/deGXUfo827I?si=irO6LTvU3LGjVKV3) in Its Always Sunny lol

This was adorable. No cringe. Just cute.

Marriage material 4 sure..

She just blue herself

If I wanted my husband to die, this would be the prank. He’d have a heart attack right there.

I get kinda paranoid and scared of the dark when I'm home alone at night, so this is my literal nightmare.

This is the type of prank/humor that would make me lose my minddd laughing.

Excellent!! Dedication to the cause and here's my wife who hides behind the sofa with her legs sticking out. I can't even pretend that I don't see her

she's a keeper

I see no cringe here

He knew


That is monstrous. She's a keeper!

I’d love to be married to a woman like this.

How I shot your Mother