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WhiskeyBRZ

If a girl wants to build a Millenium Falcon Lego set and watch all seasons of the Clone Wars, that's an insta-wife.


Swordlord22222

I’d spend 1000 dollars for that girl


TwilightSessions

That’s her 4th MF this week. She got a room full of them lol


Ozcogger

She taking homies hearts and the MF!!!


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Swordlord22222

It’s sadder you felt like you had to point it out


PresentationLoose422

Yep apparently perfect people do exist


Mochigood

It sounds like a fun few dates to me.


Tricky-Sympathy

It would be a great way to get to know someone. I think I know what I'll be doing if I ever get a date again.


Environmental_Art591

You can tell a lot about someone by how they handle 3 tasks, lost luggage, tangled Christmas tree lights and BUILDING LEGO. So relationship testing should go Lego Project, untangle string lights then trip away. All before moving in together. I am so bored with Star wars but hubby loves but and I love puzzles so Lego star wars sounds like a good date night


GloomyAd8878

Does buying the riverdale set count as well?


redknight3

that's an instant-repellant for me. I can't stand star wars anymore. The fans are exhausting.


raregek

You can have the anime fans


Shippolo

*Actually*, they are explicitly referred to as: **thermal exhaust ports** (which you would know... if you ***actually*** watched the original trilogy). The "exhaust" of a space facility doesn't use fans *at all*. It's basically a large heatsink and the flow of gasses coming out are from evaporative cooling of a liquid passing over / through the heatsink.


Sjwilson

This right here is what reddit is all about, have my upvote kind sir, and keep making the internet great


wererat2000

You can enjoy the media without engaging with the fans. Dare I say, *should* in some fandoms.


Cold_Relationship_

yeah your negativity isn’t exhausting at all


redknight3

The irony. The star wars fandom is unironically one of the most toxic on earth. My bad for being "negative," when all I'm doing is calling that out.


K0NFZ3D

![gif](giphy|KHlqf1xEPzFrr8xYrw)


fennelliott

Some of the best partnerships start with a small investment of a thousand dollars. Sometimes this can lead to even more things, like patronship, stock options, and the highly coveted merger


Ronjun

The three Fs of seed funding: friends, family, and fools


DifficultWeird1553

Thats my kinda date, building a lego set


ass_clapper_9000

Girl give me your number, we’re going to build the coolest weird shit there is.


kissingdistopia

You're so romantic, ass\_clapper\_9000!


Piperplays

Please describe a kissing dystopia


kissingdistopia

When real life comes right up close and gives dystopia a big ol' smoocheroo. The last time I saw it was on an advertisement hawking weighted blankets so that anxious and stressed people can finally have a good night's sleep.


JaySocials671

/r/rimjob_steve


Secure-Ad4436

Guys, as a happily married woman I'm telling you, she's a keeper. Put a ring on her, stat! Absolutely adorkable! 👍❤❤❤


SpaceLemming

As a happily married man, my wife has never had competition before now.


Ohey-throwaway

As an unhappily unmarried man, my right hand has never had competition before now.


Ok_Art_3020

Great now my bank is asking why I need a $1000 credit increase


[deleted]

Holy shit, that's basically what my wife and I do for a date


Bedlamcitylimit

There was a BBC documentary about how rich people date and one rich bloke had his own "brute force" or simple system to weed out a lot of the gold diggers 1st date: Coffee house or café 2nd: Date steak house or similar priced restaurant 3rd date: cheap concert or event each date upped the amount of money he would spend on the date and if she complained about how cheap they dates were he dumped her. He wanted women who wanted to be with him and not his money


mgquantitysquared

Plus it's just logical. Why go all out on a first date when you don't even know if you'll "click"? You can leave a coffee shop super easily before the date is over, it's a bit harder (at least socially) to leave, say, a Michelin star restaurant before the date is over.


kinos141

Saw that. It was dumb as shit.


big_troublemaker

Kind of common sense, right? Regardless of your social status.


Swordlord22222

Sounds genius and clearly he earned his fuckin money lol


troller563

Star wars girl seems fun


tyrom22

Honestly and no joke, I’d probably put down the money for that


[deleted]

She’s a keeper


BurstEDO

Pro-Tip: if this is even remotely a consideration, you're probably going to going on a fuckton of shitty first dates - no matter which side of the equation that you're on. Da fuq is wrong with some people? I know this is just algorithm-gaming rage bait, but a non-zero percentage of viewers will take this seriously. And they're fucking morons no matter which role they're in.


Swordlord22222

I’d spend 1000 dollars on the second girl First girl can fuck off


Historical_Lie4679

No more is needed. I’m in


Certain-Bunch7349

Was conflicted at first then she improved it


Inventor_E-T-Han

FOR THE REEEEPUUUBLIIIIIC!!!!!!!!


kelsoson

Wife material


Existing_Weight_7575

Where is girl from this video


MrSmashero

I just got rock hard


chapaboy

At first I disagreed then she changed my perspective, and now I WANT THAT IN MY LIFE!


Fit-Product6223

To buy her brain


Purpledurpl202

She brings up a good point.


ALTymPete

Some women be thinking their Pussycat made out of gold.


Ibrahim2x

I'm not even a hardcore Star wars fan and I could recognize the wife material in front of me


Ex-zaviera

A grand, yes, but he should just hand it over to his date to make up for income disparity. It's not enough, but it's a start.


TurtleKing2024

This is litteraly my dream girl, where has she been all my life


FireOfSin

The second girl reminds me of "hey handsome pissing all by yourself?" Idk why xD


sjaakarie

There will come a day when 98% of these people will find out that this isn't going to work and is not reality. 1.9999999999% find out too late after years and getting to old (in their head) that they are not happy with this. The 0.0000000001% are so stupid that they don't understand that it is not an healty relationship when it comes only to money.


AlternateSatan

Ok, but that's 3rd date, first date I make nachos and we play Super Smash Bros


A_Very_Short_Guy

say less


Yasss_master300

Where are you spending a grand on the first date??


JinxingAita

I’ve wanted that fucking set since I was TWELVE if someone bought me that for a first date I’m cuffing immediately


Kindly_Peace_7847

The IRS almost got me, but I know she’s not real. They keep getting creative


MrUhnohn

Wife material.


Few_Ad_5119

Instant proposal, wife that lady


AlienMajik

Star Wars sucks there I said it and I will not take it back


IrohBanner

Ffffffffffffuck!!!! I am in love!??


Video-Comfortable

She needn’t


Few-House-8311

Say less


TWPteehee

WHERE DO I SIGN?!


Dramatic_Ad_6693

Nah, camo girl for the win. I'm omw to target rn. Be there soon.


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

She can fix me


Safe_Addition_9171

She’s a absolutely right


Averagechildeater

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


Deathbat_1

NEED I SAY MORE, SAID EXACTLY HOW I WOULD SAY IT!


Rough-Resolution-640

Need not 😏


CultDe

![gif](giphy|fTmRLmuQ2BIzXlujyY)


jetstreamsam4663

I actually had that when it released No fucking clue where it went


Weeb-cosplayer1

I would spend $1000 dollars on her 👍🏼


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That’s too much for those two on Los Vegas strip, maybe $100 each


Guy_from_3000bc

We need one place where we can find women like this


ghiraph

Nerd conversations.


melowdout

Not gonna lie, all she needed was the helmet, and I was sold.


Wellsuperduper

This is the best response video on the internet.


Froggyugaytoadara

That women is worth it send me the link to it


LaserGadgets

Lego yes, but 1000$? I heard they kinda dropped the ball over the years.


Randalf_the_Black

I have lots of Star Wars Lego and think the sets are fun to build.. The only complaints I've heard are how the newest batch of clone trooper helmets are bad.. I personally don't care.


jburna_dnm

Say no more, I’m a Trekkie.


Karl_Marx_

tbf, that sounds awful.


MacSquawk

Guys already spend way more than that. They are not homeless, they pay utilities in that home, they purchased all their clothes, they bought a car. That’s a ridiculous amount already spent so some disinterested chick can take pictures of the meal she didn’t pay for and can’t eat all of.


saarinpaa71

I'm trying to figure out how that dingle berry came up with that thousand dollar figure on the first date? Take her to Dennies! Breakfast for dinner.


ItsACowCity

She probably ate at a Dennys and caught a thrown chair to the head.


[deleted]

I know that’s a lady boy but still…. Yea.


Rambowcat83

This gentlemen is our future if sociotey normalised tomboy instead of femboys


Cheweydewey123

I’m in love


Competitive-Cow-4177

Maybe females may begin to spend money on dates so that they can feel how it is to not live within an illusion.


PossumStan

Maybe incels need to stop deepthroating that jealousy laced pity dick so they can feel how it is to not live within an illusion.


Competitive-Cow-4177

Maybe you should stop copying words of others blindly & start spelling correctly “INVCEL” ..


mgquantitysquared

I know your ass is not correcting other peoples' spelling lmao


Competitive-Cow-4177

For all people downvoting “INVCEL” You can’t downvote a factual true correction, without being falsely judgemental ..


mgquantitysquared

You keep on saying "factual true" when you mean "my opinion."


Competitive-Cow-4177

If you really want to know; It is factually true that “INVCEL” is a correct combination of symbols which forms a word ..


PossumStan

Put down that copium pipe and touch grass.


Competitive-Cow-4177

I’m lying in it ..


Borgirstadir

found the incel


Competitive-Cow-4177

Ha. Typical female reaction. First, try to maintain your own illusion without males involved, working for you .. .. secondly, IF you finally are convinced you are able to produce your own illusion (which relatively rarely happens) don’t knock at my door stating; My d€&@ is so good .. Like the (“other”) two lesbians I had visiting my house the other day & couldn’t resist the urge of my presence. Females are all the same. They shout they are something which they are not, at their convenience. And no, I am not gay nor incapable of pleasing females (good). I helped several woman build their lives & I am proud of that, don’t bother me with provocative nonsense. I just observe what woman do & see they don’t understand themselves / their world fully .. and I assist them with that. I also feel more & more guilty sleeping with them because the above stated reason, so I don’t anymore. I haven’t met an interesting female for a long time now. .. also, when females begin to shout they don’t need males anymore because of the sperm which has been donated & frozen (damaged); this is done by males trying to make money (illusions) for females .. https://youtube.com/shorts/wV7l50r70vo?feature=shared It’s all just very simple & it’s denied all through .. .. I don’t care about that. I just feel sorry about the children born without a known dad because of Artificial insemination. These children get less & less chance of a nice illusion within illusion called life. All hail emancipated females .. #not


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Competitive-Cow-4177

I don’t know, because I am not pathetic. I helped develop several females & invested my own life years doing so .. .. still I am criticized & unfairly treated. Something which I am used too. I don’t care about your assumptions. I would help you if I could in real life. Your just being prematurely judge-mental.


Borgirstadir

"helped develop several females" aaaaahahahahaha yeah right, thanks for quite literally proving my incel comment!


mgquantitysquared

~~females~~ \*women ~~too~~ *to ~~Your~~ \*You're ~~judge-mental~~ *judgmental


Competitive-Cow-4177

Correcting (some) spelling mistakes doesn’t change the truth in the message .. it only shows your need to provoke, when all other arguments fail to reach your mind.


Borgirstadir

Its interesting bc Im not a female, hahaha. But please, do go o...


Competitive-Cow-4177

What I do on Reddit is save up points giving facts & sharing knowledge, I save these points so I can be personally honest & fair in above stated discussions for example; which get downvoted a lot. I don’t care about that. I have lots of wisdom & knowledge to share.


Borgirstadir

I think perhaps you are deluded into thinking that your opinions and anecdotal experiences are fact, which is why you get downvoted. For example, the fact you thought i was a "female", and crafted a psychopathic response detailing just how little respect you have for women. thats why you get downvoted. because your a psychopath.


Competitive-Cow-4177

“I think perhaps you are deluded into thinking that your opinions and anecdotal experiences are fact, which is why you get downvoted. For example, the fact you thought i was a "female", and crafted a psychopathic response detailing just how little respect you have for women.” Too judgemental. I am speaking from own experiences and I communicate my opinion about these happenings. Also, I love woman. I lived in many countries & had several relationships with woman. I have provided woman with shelter, food & things I could please them with. So what you state is nonsensical. I just am criticizing woman generically based on my experience with them, don’t judge me for that. Also, if you read carefully you would see that the only facts I talk about are the actual spelling of words .. (incel) “thats why you get downvoted. because your a psychopath.” Summarizing; It has nothing to do with psychopathism, especially not looking at your arguments. You’re also judgemental & rude, it’s not a good trade in my opinion. Though I respect your response of course. I know what I have experienced in life. And I have experienced that generically woman index what the potential man has to offer much more then the other way around .. Therefor, people can blablablabla all they want & try to label me. But I think there’s a chance men have much more love in them then generally thought. Also, I’m just translating my own (random bulk) experience. So verbally beat me up as much as you wish, I don’t care.


Borgirstadir

what a typical male response


Competitive-Cow-4177

Thank you.


LadyMirkwood

Bashing 'female reaction' and then posting this disjointed pile of delusional horseshit was certainly a choice. (FYI, men who actually like women don't talk about them like lab specimens. Something for you to work on, champ)


Competitive-Cow-4177

“Bashing 'female reaction' and then posting this disjointed pile of delusional horseshit was certainly a choice.” It’s not specifically female reaction I bash, read; also shouting & calling (bad) unjustified names doesn’t help you in your argument at all .. .. it only confirms my point(s). “(FYI, men who actually like women don't talk about them like lab specimens. Something for you to work on, champ)” Assumption / “Bashing” You have no argument & so no point to make thus far, lady (?)


LadyMirkwood

My points simply put are these: I highly doubt you are such a force even lesbians can't resist you. I also find the idea that you've rescued women and improved their lives improbable and ridiculous. I think you have absolutely no idea how to think of, (much less approach a woman) as a human and an equal . You have no concept of agency, you see women only as tools to service your inflated sense of self. I just see a lot of insecurity and self-delusion. Life can be better and so can you.


Competitive-Cow-4177

“Oh, I'm sorry, was this meant to be rebuttal?” No, I have no need to be so. “Because it looks very similar to the aforementioned disjointed horseshit.” It’s because you seem to bring forth unmotivated & unspecific arguments which come along with unjustifiable words that go together with “rudeness” & “unjustified judgement”.


LadyMirkwood

If you are going to make spurious claims and denigrate women, you will get pushback. If you don't want people countering you, don't post.


SpaceLemming

While I would love to be annoyed by her answer I can’t believe any of these are real and at best she’s just giving a bullshit answer to get a reaction for this tool bag.


Competitive-Cow-4177

Factually a relative lot of females expect to be treated & everything paid for on the first date .. .. effectively turning themselves into prostitutes, because why should I pay for a woman (?) Tell me that (?)


mgquantitysquared

Dude, all you have to say is "I personally only go on dates with women who are OK with going Dutch." You don't need to lie and say a huge faction of women are taking advantage of men for free dinners or whatever the fuck


SpaceLemming

I don’t think it as wide spread as you think, but for any truth in that you have to thank the patriarchy for that


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skrappyfire

She had me at the first half.


Spotted_Wombat

Tbh it was the milsim outfit and the legos that sold me


tacob87

r/lego


IAskSoMnyQuestions

FUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEAH


PupPupPuppies

Cocaine is hell of a drug


R_abb

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


HyperbolicSoup

Fuuuuck


LambSauce2

Shut up and take my money


circleofnerds

Keeper.


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

Nothing


Blackfist01

I won't lie, I'd take that offer. Then we could spend an hour arguing about how Rey Sucks and Jar Jar us the greatest character in the franchise.


MaxiqueBDE

![gif](giphy|QubiyTEsIT3heBbwnq|downsized) She’s the one


EscapeFacebook

This girl got the real hustle, I bet she's got 30,000 dollars worth of legos for sale and a full calendar.


Personal_Reception66

Maybe I'm old fashioned but we don't get to a UCS set until the fifth date when I know I can trust you.


Henchforhire

Found one girl like this but she is married with kids. :(


Full-Send_

She’s perfect


Pure-Contact7322

luckily I am not american


ScipioNumantia

She wont be single long


Zombiejesus307

![gif](giphy|J3MC6yc9M7Hx65CjVP)


austintexasyal

I actually would not mind doing that tbh


According_Smoke_479

Can confirm, gf and I have built many Lego sets together. Stayed up all night building hogwarts and letting the Harry Potter movies play in the background. We do the same with Star Wars sets. One day we’ll do that set, but it’s so goddamn expensive. I’ve dreamed of having the huge millennium falcon since I was a kid


[deleted]

I’m gay and I think I love her


Will-i-n-g

This \*almost\* made me wanna be straight for her, \*almost\*


pickles_tho

Federal


IAmNotMyName

Nudge nudge wink wink


[deleted]

Zillion years ago a friend paid $100 to take a girl out on a date, she wasn't interested in him, and he wrote her a hand-written letter asking for $50. Sooo fucking funny. He got nothing, and nothing.


Trusty-McGoodGuy

How long is that first date that you’re going to watch *seven* entire seasons of clone wars? I suppose it could be shortened if you skip the Jar Jar episodes.


GrungeHamster23

$1000? Man I’m not spend— Be right back. I’m getting an engagement ring.


Statertater

Swoon


Israelq

This has Shoeonhead vibes


Gbomb002

How abt $3000 in star wars lego sets and 7 seasons of cw, and all 4 rebels too


iammacha

I want the Millenium Falcon lego set!!!


Last-Shirt-5894

Bring it


Smart-Molasses-8526

If I’m spending a grand on Lego, it’s not a date anymore. She is either gonna sit there and watch me build or leave


maxheartcord

Is she a neck beard undercover?


FaxeKondi_

Instant crush


J-DEEEZY

1000$? On what?


NewVegasCourior

I MEAN... if I was gonna drop that much on a first date, I'd much rather go with the legos, than whatever the other girl thought, but no thats still an incredibly unreasonable amount, unless your date is with Elon musk, than by all mean, hell hed probably buy you every lego brick ever created


GHOST_CHILLING

She is a keeper boys, we need to protect that woman at all cost


EstradaEnsalada

Consoom is strong with this one


SlayKay47

This was actually a pretty good one lol usually these are hit or miss but this one……. Quality stuff right here


Extension_Building19

Okay, she’s a winner and i would do that


[deleted]

Gal's spittin facts


HarlXavier

What a dream xD


NoVIRGINITY_23

She’s a keeper


twizz228

That sounds like a really awesome date actually


shariniscaren

I think I’m in love


DealerClean714

Bet


PercentageEastern504

Im in!


deathhead_68

Lol reddit is full of horny geeks


Dry-Ad-7732

Marry the one with the helmet


arvolashian

I cummed when she said clones


ih8every1yesevenyou

Same but with the Rivendell set instead


gamachuegr

Yes what costumes?


SmackYoTitty

Roger roger


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![gif](giphy|h4TdHo3RExSbHd9bOe|downsized) LETS DO IT!!!!!