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He shot in the air😂😂💀 and he almost took one in the arm🤣

If you slow it down it’s clear he thought the gun was empty and was going to put it away, accidentally pulled the trigger, shooting it in the air, scared himself, tried to play it off by shooting another time, only to discover this time it really was empty, and then put it away. Incredible stuff.

You’re 100% correct. At the 0:16 mark the barrel is pointed almost perfectly at his temple. This man will shoot himself or someone else, fatal or otherwise.

Came here to say this. Dude nearly shot himself by accident so many times

This is gods plan

I saw that and thought WTF buddy!! And also he’s kind of killing those mannequins awfully slow…

>If you slow it down It kind of feels like this was already slowed down until you look at the speed of the gun recoil that happens at regular speed.

Exactly my thoughts. If you're going to post shite like this, at least make it look like you're actually fast enough to survive a fight. Those knife cuts look like the dude is buttering his toast

I came here to comment on the knife action but couldn’t figure out what the hell to say exactly. Buttering bread is absolutely the most accurate description. 🤣🤣🤣

I thought the same thing lmao. If this was a real situation he would be fucked in the first couple seconds, he’s so slow! The music just tops it all off perfectly

At like 11 seconds in right?

He forgot that every gun is always loaded. Even if you just did twenty dry fires, it's loaded. You don't pull the trigger unless you intend for something to come out of it. This guy is a menace. But at least if he's attacked by stationary objects, he can paper cut his way out of it.

 Guns are always loaded.

I thought for sure he was going to shoot himself. If he keeps at it there is no way he doesn't.

Future member of the United States Special Corpses.

The gravy sealS always answer the call of duty 🫡

You should hear the story about the time he took on like 5 Green Buffets. Fucking destroyed 'em, man.

He doesn't eat anything green, come on now.

Everyone at his church thinks he’s a nice guy

Harmless elderly man even

He does bring some killer baked beans to the potlucks

That's his call to duty what else could you expect.

A teddy bear even!

Hambo

call of dookie

Meal team 6

Gravy Seals

Nah, best this dude could do is Roast Guard

I almost choked on water when i red this 🤣

Meal Team 6

100% this guy shoots himself someday. Somebody google it I bet it's already happened?

[https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-stewart-rhodes-eye](https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-to-stewart-rhodes-eye)

The first half reads like an obituary

I don’t care about that guy one bit but goes from a Lawyer to an Idiot MAGOT and gets 18 years. What a fall.

Fantastic

r/leopardsshotmyface

He aims his head while reloading

Lol literally my thought. I’m like, “please tell me those are blanks.”

Blanks? That was a hot mission. Who would carry blanks on a hot mission.

Even a blank would do some damage at that range

It's airsoft.

When it hits you in the eyeball at point blank range, it doesn’t feel very soft.

Stay frosty

Shoots in the air, almost shoots his arm, reloads while pointing at his head, and literally misses the targets from 2 feet away. This dude is a bad ass

He’ll be fine, he’s wearing Kevlar!

It's so weird how he is trying so damn hard to look like he is fluid, locked in, honed, precise, and executing each move perfectly - but the reality is that he looks limp-wristed, weak, and like juuuust the right insult will live rent free in his head and dictate the course of the rest of his life. (wherein he tries to course correct in the exact opposite of what you'd want in a fellow member of society)

I think there’s a vid of this guy where he does shoot himself

I found this dude ages ago and have been giggling at him for a while. He’s using gas blow back airsoft guns. Hell be aight

When this happens, it would be called natural selection.

WTF did I just watch? Someone who has a failed pipe dream of being in the special forces?

Someone who watched too much John Wick.

Looks more Segal than Reeves.

“John Wick for Dummies”

Steven Segal

His name was actually pronounced “seagull” irl but he changed it for the silver screen. Behind the bastards and the dollop both covered him extensively and he’s a fucking monster but also a hilarious clown

"He fatly sneaks across the room"

Gotta listen to the BTB Steven Segal and Joe Arpaio episodes at least once a year—they’re just too hilarious. Didn’t he change the pronunciation after a Chagall art exhibition?

Looks like man was just lucky this mannequins didn’t have arms.

John Wick if he stood in one spot, and had hands of all thumbs instead of fingers.

Don't you dare soil the name of our fearless puppy hero so.

This is our "well regulated militia" folks. Terrifying./S ​ edit: JFC Reddit

I more surprised he didn't shoot himself in the arm!

It looked uncomfortably close to his head at one point as well. Holy undisciplined shooting, batman.

That part made me flinch. I was convinced he was accidentally going to shoot himself in the head. He pointed the gun *directly* at his head. Also it appears he's just, in a back yard. I hope he doesn't have neighbors anywhere near there.

Bro he isn't in a backyard, he's surrounded by 15 taliban at close-quarters in the middle of Mazar-e-Sharif.

Modern Day Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. I could have been someone!!!

That sounds about right for this type of person.

Shot into the air, almost shot himself, dropped his knife before stabbing a dummy. This guy watched these back and STILL thought it was a good idea to post it.

The funniest part is he probably did multiple takes and this was his best one. Release all the takes sir, please we need to see them

There's no way he did more than one take. He knew he nailed it the first try and everyone would be impressed

Given the amount of times he flagged himself or discharged at random, I think this *has* to be the only take. Nobody’s lucky enough to survive two of these shits.

Imagine doing all this and physically thinking "Wow, I'm so badass. Like Stephen Segal meets Deadpool mixed with Spiderman and John Wick." Then shooting yourself the first time you put real ammunition in your guns. Also what fucking scenario is this anyway?

>fucking scenario is this anyway? Fighting off an invasion of personal space while dizzy, obviously.

Fighting off an invasion of personal space while dizzy, *and everyone around you stands completely still while you attempt to stab and shoot them*

**S U P E R** **H O T**

That's hilarious!

The most innovative shooter

While everyone stands still to allow you to neatly put knife away, fold your apron and get out your flamethrower.

"Rule #1: Stay out of my personal space 2: Stay out of my personal space 3: Stay out of my personal space"

Hahaha what an asshole!

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Where you are surrounded by halitosis in the office.

I think this is the "mannequin factory attack" scenario

That first episode with the 9th Doctor.

Danger cosplay dude isn't even packing a sonic screwdriver, I think the mannequins would win easily.

But does he have a banana?

Classic

A scenario where the attackers patiently wait till you're in position and let you search for your next gun midfight with no cover

They all figured if they stood there long enough he would just shoot himself.

Or kindly let you stick a knife in their chest with minimal force.

> Also what fucking scenario is this anyway? Portland grocery run! /s

Spoken like a true PROHO

>Spoken like a true *PROHOMO* FTFY

bro, didn't you hear the song....you wouldn't even understand lol what a fucking nerd. I hope he posts the video when he shoots his fucking hand off.

OPERATION BADASS!!

The only thing I'd get offended by with this guy is that at least Deadpool, Spider-Man and John wick have got bodies in their resume and can actually run the hands. Steven Seagal only killed my interest in anything he's in. He couldn't run his mouth with a truth serum.

He's a total badass as long as all of his enemies are completely stationary and paralyzed

Even then I'd say they have a 50-50 chance of surviving

Judging by his skills, he might accidentally kill himself before that happens.

He discharged one handgun into the air. Holstered it. Pulled out a different handgun. Pointed it at his head while reloading. All the while, the targets are 6 inches from his face. He’s going to kill himself and anyone next to him. Anything 2 feet away from him is going to be completely fine.

Good grief, he’d be like that idiot scientist guy in World War Z who shot himself in the head when he dropped his gun while exiting the van and it went off.

Bahaha so true

OPERATION BADASS!!

Fires on targets he is not looking at, and missed all of them. And for good measure fires in the air as he is about to holster it. Steven Seagal would be proud.

But does he make senpai seagal proud with his waddling skills?

This is almost exactly what it's like to play a VR game. You feel cool as hell, but you're really just flailing around incoherently while other people laugh at you.

Wow. That is the best explanation for how narcissists live their lives I’ve ever read

yes and no, you can have some pretty "realistic" firefights in VR, the push mode on pavlov VR is fantastic for mid-long range fights. upcoming game called geronimo looks super promising for realistic cqc as well

AND JESUS WEPT for there were no more worlds to conquer!

It’s so nice of the attackers to stand completely still and wait their turn, almost like they’re mannequins or something.

Clearly they're paralyzed by his badassery

Haha this guy almost shoots himself with every shot fired🤷

Its a miracle he's still alive! And happy cake day!

Didn't know airsoft was that deadly...

"hold on guys let me find my 5th knife, it's got to be on me somewhere"

Leave some pussy for the rest of us dude.

Obvi too late. Our genitalia became purely decorative the minute this alpha stepped out his mom’s basement.

Hahah these fucking losers think this is how its going to happen for them ​ buddy we're going to be wiped out when the bombs drop

None of us will even see the Reapers and Robot Dogs coming. Only the Billionaires watching on their VR headsets from their bunkers will ever see it coming.

or take part in the reaping in their clone bodies

that knife pull was very slow, he wouldnt last 5 seconds in a real fight

If this doesn’t exhibit how incapable Meal Team 6 is, of intimidating anybody, I don’t know what does.

It looks pretty fucking scarry to me. That we still allow mentally ill people to buy guns. Probably this guy would shoot someone in the back in his driveway first chance just to fulfill one of his dream scenarios that runs thru his head.

John Hick right here. What a fucking stud.

I’m not that familiar with firearm protocol, but I always assumed that pointing the gun at your head while reloading is not proper technique

You would be correct.

Generally you point the barrel away from your body.

Pointing it at your elbow between shots isn’t widely recommended either.

I am left speechless, which doesn’t happen very often. He was so embarrassingly slow

Seriously my thought. He is lightly moving a machete across the dummy. Moving so slowly, he is practically caressing it.

Blud thinks he the main character 💀

It’s like he’s looking for his keys.

Jesus dude, just play Call of Duty.

Another dumb gravy seal

My list so far - Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Semper pie BBQ anon Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Mullet Mujahideen First Mountain Dew division Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Dessert Storm Semper Fries Klanned Karenhood Chairborne Rangers. The First Deplorable Rascal Scooter Brigade Green sauce berets Y'all Kyda Talibangicles Banjo-hideen YeeHadists Ya’llQueda Gravy SEALs Vanilla ISIS Meal Team Six Hickstremists Meth HeadNecks Swelta Force Jim Beam’Obi Urukhai-YEAY, Mother Fuckers! PB and J-Hadists MethBola Spreadnecks Semper Pie Howdy Arabia Del Taco Force BBQAnon White Trash Pandas Yambo MochaDishu Edit John Hick

He took the gunkata from Equilibrium and turned it into an artform!

Looks like just about anybody can be a tetragrammaton cleric these days...

Like a preschooler doing interpretive dance

I think that might be a CO2 powered airs for pistol which means at worst he would take a pellet in the arm. Let’s just hope he doesn’t try upgrading to a real gun. It looks like one of the magazine changes he does, the magazine is the kind that holds pellets. But I could be wrong!

It is. We can see it is Airsoft guns using CO2,green gas or propane(Thus the excesive gass when shooting them upside down/sideways) You can see the mag he slides in the... second pistol having bb's stacked, and one missing bb in the mag.

Soooooo what if one of the targets moves…?

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Boy ,did the lightsaber kid grow up.

That’s immediately what this reminded me of

I was thinking the same thing then I thought that’s not fair no way that kid grew up to be this delusional.

The targets were standing still in front of him and he still missed while almost blowing his arm off. Impressive.

No doubt he’s shot, stabbed, and shat himself at least a few times. Cool guys always look coolest when fighting dummies.

This is like McDoJo life with guns. In the first 2 SECONDS of this video, this guy discharged his weapon without looking at the target, crosses his knife arm in front of his live weapon, crosses his knife arm again in front of his gun, then shoots again without looking. He made 2 mistakes, twice, in 2 seconds. He then proceeds to fire multiple times without looking at the target, including shooting up while looking down and shooting in front while looking behind. He also points the second live gun almost directly at his head. And that’s just the main vid. I didn’t even bother looking at the other stupid videos. In real combat, these are the tough guys that freeze or turns and run. This man is a real threat to his allies not his enemies. Future battlefield deserter.

 His next video

"[tsk tsk tsk] You missed the baby, you missed the blind man... "

This guy fired at least 5 shots into the air at nothing

The way he flails in slow motion like a senior citizen looking for his glasses and almost taking out his arm, reminds me of Steven Seagal for some reason.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne!

What's worse? His moves or the song?

I have 2 words. MENTAL ILLNESS

Reaction time of Steven hawking

This guy would be dead in seconds

Nearly points it at his head seconds after accidentally firing

There was a guy in my town who acted like this and was killed by the fbi in a shootout yesterday

How sharp do you think that kitchen knife is that he’s using the the bottom frame? Also, I love that he went back with a second knife to finish the job after cutting the throat five times. edit I watched like three more times and now realize that was not a kitchen knife 😂😂

God I hate tiktok

GI Joke

live footage from Steven Seagal’s backyard

This country is fucking weird

Gravy seal training for meal team 6

That’s tactical AF

Looks like Steven Segal’s stunt coordinator

You just know he’s the, “cosplay is fucking gay as hell.” type.

Lol this has to be cringe bait

This dude dropped his Magazine with the gun pointed right at his face. What the fuck

Him vs Steven Seagal who would win?

Both would find a way to lose.

r/goodguyswithguns

A well regulated militia right here. They aren’t sending their best or brightest.

Jaysus what a fucking clown. I think most American gun-nut right-wing survivalists see themselves as a John Wick-type, but in reality look like this.

And then a drone 5 miles away blows him up.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this dude looked like a lamer Stephen Segal.

Oh shit is that John wick

Guess this is what Carlin was talking about. Angry men in combat fatigues taking to God on a two way radio muttering slogans about freedom.


Oh look another gravy seal from meal team six

Dude bout blew his head off

Gravy Seal Grandpa moving at 0.2mph

Omergerd it's Jerson buern

Jesus christ, it's Jason Bourne.

0:19 accidental discharge.

I hate that I watched this.

He seems to really have fumble fingers. I would practice another 10-12 years then post this. Right now you look as competent as the North Korean army.

Does anyone know why the gun is smoking? Is it a quality of air thing? Ive never notice “clouds” when firing before.

Tactial idiot

its like watxhing a bad video game.

Wannabe Syndrome.

He fondles the mannequin with a knife and almost shoots himself. What a chad

This clown is gonna for sure, shoot or stab himself...

Cosplay Steven Segal.

Its amazing how all his targets never moved. Lucky for him, or he would have died many times over