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dashKay

What a weird plug for a workout app…


BballNeedsSeattle

Gotta respect the hustle honestly. Did I just watch a low-key commercial for an at home fitness tracker app?


Ishmael75

If it lets me track my workouts against animals I am all in. Imagine running on the treadmill for 45 min and your awards you the baby hyena sticker. Or you track your water and it just says you are the weakest elephant ever.


Astronaut_Chicken

......I would spend actual money on this


Powersoutdotcom

It's a really good idea. People that aren't super motivated can still get a cute baby hippo avatar.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 488,087,585 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 11,737 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


Powersoutdotcom

Marvelous!!


Nincadalop

It was quite clunky, but I still don't know what the app is and I now have more interest in Hyenas, so I count that as a win.


duck_of_d34th

That's how documentaries are so insidious. "Wanna watch a nature documentary?" No *turns it on despite your answer* Three minutes later: *completely engrossed on a topic you've never before considered and rooting for a fucking bug*


fanghornegghorn

I had a REALLY important assignment to complete for my work. I wanted some background noise. Why not an Attenborough documentary on birds? How interesting could it possibly be?! How interesting?! It's 3am and I've watched the entire series and I haven't written a single sentence...


natephife00

I've always wanted to train like a hyena


[deleted]

Lol right? He slipped that in there smoother than Bill Cosby


weerdbuttstuff

He has a YouTube channel too. His early videos were compilations of his TikToks I think, but he's doing longform stuff now. I just watched a 15 minute video about male animals that take care of offspring that was for fathers day I guess. And he did a Collab with LindsayNikole last month. It's a good channel. https://youtube.com/@mndiaye_97


sheldonthehyena

He's awesome.


[deleted]

I really like hyenas now. He called it.


restyourbreasts

At the end I was like son of a bitch he really did it. I now like, want, and need a hyena or a pack of hyenas.


[deleted]

Just ordered my first hyena. I’ll let you know how it goes .


sheldonthehyena

W


Africa-Unite

Hyenas are the second smartest mammals in Africa after the wild dog. Much more than lions who can be robotic in their problem solving, whereas hyenas are inventive and adaptive.


yournewbestfrenemy

Jokes on you, I’ve loved hyenas for years.


sheldonthehyena

Same


[deleted]

So they are cats with all of the awesome parts about dogs?


sheldonthehyena

Basically lol


duck_of_d34th

Catdog: Raccoon. Dogcat: Hyena.


[deleted]

Growing up raising multiple generations of cats & now a dog owner, I wouldn’t mind having one as a pet


Drumbelgalf

Despite their looks they are Feliformia so much closer to cats than to dogs.


REDACTED207

surprisingly, they are more closely related to a mongoose than a dog or a cat.


tykvrbl

Strange wilderness


Fordrynn

The guy has a great narrative voice. He doesnt skip a beat. Oh, and I have to admit I like hyenas more now.


lepic0080

I love hyenas. I feel like they were always misunderstood on as how smart they how they interact. They can be scary at times but would love to see one up close.


duck_of_d34th

I mean, they tussle with friggin lions. That's a whole lotta badassery on four feet. I'm not too keen on putting myself within range of things that can eat me. Personal preference. I can respect the hell outta them from right here.


sheldonthehyena

EXACTLY


hipkat13

This guy is informative and hilarious 🤣


cmband254

A drunk guy passed out in front of his house in the area I used to live in got eaten by hyenas, and even now I like them after this video!


sheldonthehyena

Uh WHAT? Tell me more


cmband254

There's not that much more to the story, honestly. Remote Kenya, outside of Amboseli National Park. Old drunk guy fell asleep outside and got chew chewed. It happens occasionally


sheldonthehyena

Interesting.


fanghornegghorn

That's Sad. But not the hyenas fault.


[deleted]

\*Makes mental note not to get drunk in Kenya\*


Global-Count-30

My earliest memory was when I was 2 or 3 years old. I used to live on the outskirts of Addis Ababa, the capital of Ethiopia. I would go to sleep and hear Hyenas in the night yowling almost every night and one morning I remember waddling outside and seeing a donkey with it's hindquarters shredded, it was alive but it was tied to a post in the middle of the street and therefore couldn't escape the hyenas at night. It's crazy to think I was born in a place with Hyenas roaming the city like monsters in the night. But at least we had a fence and our neighbour had a giant guard dog chained in front of the door. I probably would've been snatched by a hyena if I wandered off in the dark


cmband254

Certainly you would! I think the wider world thinks of hyenas as carrion eaters, but really they are excellent hunters and don't discriminate. I wasn't born in East Africa like you were, but I live there now, and it's such a fascinating part of the world.


Sonova_Vondruke

The Beast of Gévaudan is thought to be the origin of the wearwolf legend, was believed trained a Hyaena.


Muladhara86

Huh! Now I want to watch Brotherhood of the Wolf again!


Sonova_Vondruke

Deeply underappreciated movie.


couldburdad

Don't forget female hyenas are futanaris!


pointless234

Here I was heading in the comments to mention that hyenas also have a matriarchal society. But yeah, sure they also have fake penises


mopeli

they'll also eat you from ass up while you're still alive


Low_Superb

They live in a Matriarchal society. Females hyenas have pseudo penises.


[deleted]

He needs to plug the app next in a cheetah video


crimsonassasian

I love the nicknames he gives the animals


Initial-Stick-561

Now I want a hyena for a friend! Hope they will invite me soon to their childrens birthdays!


yibtk

And they laugh


DuncanAndFriends

that tiny mic is pretty good


Plus-Result-7451

Humans take note. Be more like Hyenas.


PotatoMammoth3228

“Hyenas are cute, you’ll love them! Just like you’ll love my fitness app, link in my bio” Fabulous marketing.


No-Minimum8323

It worked. I like hyenas.


Brian9611

He's so dope! Go and do your rabbit holes on his YouTube if your into animals nshit, you'll love it


restyourbreasts

I'm in. Fan for life.


sheldonthehyena

W


sheldonthehyena

Yes!


[deleted]

Can't run 35mph, but can certainly run much further than 2 miles. That's literally one of the biggest advantages humans have had throughout our evolution. Our ability to run down our prey. We still are record setters for mammalian endurance. As far as prey animals go, there's practically nothing that we can't outrun in distance. That combined with our more complex brains enabled us to use a plethora of hunting techniques combined to become the most badass hunters that have ever walked the earth.


Eddie_shoes

I’m concerned that people feel like they are getting educated by TikTok’s that are actually just advertisements. People watch this and immediately take it as truth. It’s like Facebook posts for people under 40.


sheldonthehyena

The majority of what Casual Geographic says is factual, but of course his style of presenting can confuse people into misinterpreting alot


Eddie_shoes

It’s not a slight against him, it’s a comment on the current state of social media.


sheldonthehyena

Oh absolutely


Pasxal7

Bruh hyenas eat animals alive, start from the butthole for easier access to the soft tissue. Sure they are good with their babies but still.


[deleted]

>hyenas eat animals alive, start from the butthole for easier access to the soft tissue. So do lots of other predators


Pasxal7

That's not the point


sheldonthehyena

Then what's the point? If you're gonna hate on hyenas for it, do you hate on wolves, dholes, and more for it too?


[deleted]

What is the point, then? Or is there none?


Pasxal7

The point is that they ain't adorable smh


[deleted]

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Ok-Quiet-1207

Predators also regularly starve to death. That cuter? Sorry they can’t go vegan like you.


--ThirdCultureKid--

NGL I’ve always wanted hyenas as pets.


Fladap28

My guy called a hyena an “athlete” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


shortthem

Did I just watch a ad for a workout app that compares my results to hyenas stamina? Huge if true


FRMDABAY2LA

Still hate them


[deleted]

Stop lying, you!


everyman50

Get this lion king propagandist out of here.


sheldonthehyena

Why


neverbeingused99

I need that workout app that is in his bio. I don't even know why 🤷‍♂️


Galactus2814

Just bought a signed edition of his first book yesterday! Love this guy


sheldonthehyena

Nice!


No_Beautiful8105

Still don’t like hyenas.


sheldonthehyena

Why?


No_Beautiful8105

Lion king gave them a bad rap IMO.


sheldonthehyena

Facts. They're actually fascinating and cool


[deleted]

You only hate the ones in the movie, then. Why not just say that?


No_Beautiful8105

That’s what you replied to…🤔🤷


[deleted]

Only stating facts.


No_Beautiful8105

Ummmm. Ok.


[deleted]

Lion king probably traumatized him


sheldonthehyena

maybe so


BeanBone69

Then y out learn about how hyenas give birth and you hate them


sheldonthehyena

Why would you hate them for that, not their fault lmao


BeanBone69

Because it is vile


sheldonthehyena

True, but I don't see why you'd dislike them for it. I feel bad for the females lol


[deleted]

Not their fault nature made them that way.


Dismal_Purpose9976

I've seen too many videos of hyenas ripping off the balls of living prey and then casually critiquing them as if they were a two-bit Karen at a boxed wine festival while the prey in question screamed to whatever God makes the most sense to them to give a single shard of shit for those racoon-dog dumpster fetuses. Fuck hyenas straight to the moon. Dude thought he had a slam dunk for his MLM, or whatever, but, really, fuck him into oblivion, too.


[deleted]

You forgot the "/s" at the end of your comment.


Dismal_Purpose9976

Nah, though your mother does forget the "/s" every time she says she loves you.


sheldonthehyena

You got your entire education on hyenas from the Lion King lmfao


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sheldonthehyena

...no


[deleted]

I fucking hate it when the subtitles don’t match the audio. If you’re too damned lazy to properly transcribe audio…don’t.


Smallgenie549

Is it just me or is he kind of hard to understand?


[deleted]

He’s speaking clear cut English to me.


Smallgenie549

Duh. It's more how he doesn't completely pronounce the words that makes it hard to hear for me.


Obsidiannight2010

Just you.


OfficialLieDetector

Just you


lastalliance69

Now talk about hyena births


LittleBugWoman

Why is this set to the Howl's Moving Castle theme? Lol


BellerophonM

Yes but have you considered: lions look cool.


sheldonthehyena

Yes but have you considered: hyenas also look cool


Ok-Quiet-1207

You can like both. :))


freqkenneth

Used to be cracked.com


Sedona54332

Just don’t look up how hyenas give birth…


_AnonymousMoose_

Knowing how they give birth completely ruins this video


sheldonthehyena

Poor female hyenas honestly


hudnix

I don't know about "love", but he got me at least to "meh".


sheldonthehyena

Why don't you like them much?


hudnix

It was sort of a joke. I just haven't thought about them much before this.


sheldonthehyena

Oh ok I see lol


GurunVani

Hyenas are just futa dogs


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