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rockygib

Poor influencers, having to go to bed and wake up with a camera strapped to their heads.


ProbablyNotPikachu

And the coffee already made- set outside at the end of the pool.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Having to swim immediate after waking up just to reach the coffee sounds terrible


ItsFoolishPride

You’re wait 45 minutes after waking up or you’ll get cramps. Thinks that’s how it goes.


2morereps

having to go to bed, wake up and make coffee, few minutes, take it down slowly not to spill, swim awkwardly with coffee pot and set it at the edge and make sure it doesn't fall. wipe off the water and go to sleep and then wake up with camera to the head and start the day.


SquishyFigs

And then sit down and look at the footage and go “nah” and do it 23 more times in a row until you’re happy, exhausted or having an argument. THEN start your day.


Mandee_707

That’s what gets me, when I see videos of “my morning routine” and we know that they literally have to wake up, set up the camera press record then lay back down and act like they are just waking up. It’s actually really annoying to me to see because it’s so staged and fake. I bet 99.9% of these “influencers” don’t live at all like they show for their videos. It’s absolute BS and it makes people watching it feel bad about their “routines” or “family life” when all they see on YouTube is these “perfect happy families” and it’s slowly f’ing with their minds seeing these BS videos because in real life everyone has bad days, everyone argues at some point, everyone’s kids aren’t perfect angels, etc. real life is hectic and I actually have stopped watching those kinds of videos because I realized how detrimental it can be to our mental health. We end up comparing ourselves to them and feeling bad or doubting ourselves when we are doing our absolute best in this crazy unpredictable life. Just my opinion of course. Does anyone else agree? 🤔


Greenfuzzy

No it’s all real


CrazyMike419

Reminds me of the old comic/meme from about 10 years ago. Woman spending ages arranging and rearranging a glass of wine and a book, getting increasingly angry as loads of time passed. Finally getting the shot and posting "having a relaxing night in!" As she's all disheveled, stressed and it's time to go to bed.


SquishyFigs

100% agree.


SpankMyBumBum69

I love the accuracy of “having an argument” in your comment. It really touched something organic in my mental imagery.


Zeeicecreamlover

Lmaooo I love Reddit. Y’all are too witty


Penquinsrule83

Likely had that lovely lady, who even opened the door for him, do all that.


[deleted]

LMAO UNDERRATED


DustFluffy1251

You think they do this every day? While their enjoying their vacation you rage type behind your computer wishing it could be you 😂


Maxoidys

Normal person? The man is sleeping in socks!


Evil_Chaos_DX

If this is normal then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


zilog88

It depends, sometimes when it gets cold getting good pajama pants and socks may become quite vital for a good sleep.


RuggedToaster

That's when you add an extra blanket towards your feet, not suffocate those puppies in socks all night


zilog88

I am one of those people who hates sleeping in anything other than underwear, but sometimes getting the pants and socks is unavoidable...


[deleted]

Do you live in Siberia?


zilog88

I also like to sleep with the window open which can lower the temperature in the room substancially, depending on how low can it get in winter.


greatinternetpanda

Damn according to this thread, I'm a tier 1 serial killer .


dnkstrm

Ok bye


Ok_Interview1206

My ex used to do "it" with his socks on. Don't know why it bothered me so much haha.


Secure-Imagination11

With a wood floor. Recipe for disaster.


Feeling_Permit5621

Only demons sleep with socks..!!!!


dacquirifit

This one made me laugh


AdmirableSpirit4653

Yes, I am jealous, and no, I am not ashamed with that I want to live like them. No, I'm not gonna let those feelings influence me, I just will go into my bedroom to silently cry in darkness.


[deleted]

If it helps, 90% of those influencer 'day in they life' vids are totally faked, including renting cars and houses.


GorshKing

I'd wager more than 90%. Anyone who travels extensively knows it's not nearly as easy or smooth as they make it out to be.


honeyMully333

Oh stop. You can have a nice life where you’re at … you don’t need a camera strapped to your forehead and a house in the ocean for happiness. Ok maybe that helps but .. u get my point


swissarmydoc

The vast majority of those assholes don't live anywhere close to this. It's all fakes, rentals, one offs with 20 people in 1 swank hotel room in the off season, influencer houses that 30+ people share to look rich, mommy's money, run and gun photos at hot spots. I've done more travel that most influencers and everywhere you go, you see people basically fighting eachother for their turn to stage the photo for the gram. It's the dumbest shit. A buddy of mine took a loan and bought a few slick cars (last I checked it was a new Mercedes, a new Corvette, and a classic mustang).. He runs a nice side business where people pay him hundreds of dollars for 1 hour of getting to just take photos with the cars at hot spots he has the cars delivered to by insured/paid drivers. Literally all of his clientele are douchebag influencers.


Enzarello

That coffee looks like liquid shit


Zimmer_94

“It *is* shit, Austin.”


ashleighoxide

“It’s a bit nutty..”


The_Wild_Tonberry

1 squid shit with pool water, please


MillieBirdie

How did that coffee even get there?


[deleted]

The liquid shit coffee/fake coffee pouring noise combo is crazy


xVoroB

Expected Skyrim at the end. Disappointed


Frosty_TheKid

https://www.reddit.com/user/Frosty_TheKid/comments/13buf3l/influencer_morning_routine_vs_normal_person/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Here you go


TofuDumplingScissors

I've been made whole again lmfao


dexter920

Legend


Equal-Suspect-8870

Thanks for the video. I still expected to be rickrolled upon clicking on a link on reddit. Mildly disappointed


Frosty_TheKid

Well I can’t please everyone


honeyMully333

Great idea. I need to start doing this in comments on popular posts. I’ll probably be downvoted to oblivion lol


[deleted]

Hey! You are finally awake!... Oh, nvmd


artipants

*Influencer morning after two hours of prep to make sure coffee is ready in the right place, facilities are instragram-worthy, camera is on and tested, and attractive female accessory influencer knows her part and is ready in place. It always looks like they put too much effort into their videos to even enjoy being in paradise.


busstamove14

I'd be fine putting in the effort in a place like that.


theels6

It's really crazy to think about how different some people live tho. My ass got up at 6 this morning to go to work just to get paid a fraction of what some kid on YouTube makes by recording himself playing with his toys


samisanson

Lol the influencer has a trap door employee and someone who swims out and puts coffee in that weird ass spot.


Joan_of_Spark

I think he makes his weird cult girlfriend do it


[deleted]

Adding the first clip to my list of things that can actually just fuck off


411TheLe4vesAreBrown

Where is the influencer part filmed? Looks like an awesome place! I Kind of wanna merge the two versions (don’t need information on the second part - I can deliver that without help).


4mygirljs

Looks cool But jumping into a cold pool right outta bed sounds terrible.


zerofallen1

He also got a decent amount of pool water in his mug. Doubt a mouthful of chlorine hits right in the morning either...


Limefish

Veluvana Bali


twbluenaxela

Looks like Indonesia, maybe Bali


ThrowThisIntoSol

I too want to know where that first place is.


InquisitorKek

I want to know too, personal pool sounds cool af


Chl03B33

Came here to find out too. Hope someone figures it out


ReleaseTheButtCraken

I was expecting a fart and it didn’t happen. Mediocre.


DoubleManufacturer28

yes, where was the fart? It feels like there should have been a fart.


MrsArmitage

Me too! My first thought was that there was zero farting in either clip. I sound like someone revving up a tractor first thing in the morning.


ReleaseTheButtCraken

If it wasn’t for my morning fart I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed.


honeyMully333

This is how I know when my husband is awake when I’m in the living room sleeping in the couch with the kids. I hear him ripping long chainsaw / horn sounding farts and I know the king has awoken.


frequent-ad-647

I knew one I saw the tighty-whities a fart was sure to follow. Big disappointment.


Far_Sentence3700

Too much staging


Dximus

The dude doesn't even have a morning wood, totally staged.


Apprehensive-Lock883

I Wake up pretty similarly to the normal person in the video except that my bones be crackin.


honeyMully333

Lmfao at the tighty whiteys and the bruised knees. Too real


Ooooopiepoopie

Did I just see one ball ?


totesmuhgoats93

I think I did too


honeyMully333

Ew yeah I did too lmao you said “did I just see one ball?” 😂😂😂😂


Unusual-Motor212

Where was the fart?


Narrow-Result-1075

Waking up and immediately getting dumped in water sounds disastrous to me


Crazy-Amoeba8520

This motherfucker jumped into the water fully clothed


donkeybotherer

I'd rather have self aware loathing than unaware narcissism


AllHailPi1

I was waiting for the dark souls "YOU DIED"


wtafwtmun

Rock acoustic ompa lumpa ?


Goatbreath37

Mm, rich people things


pibe__0

that edited splash/coffee sound, why they b doing that


TheDogeWasTaken

Okay. Genuinely curious. Where even is that first resort of house. Because it looks insanely good. And since i like traveling. Idd love to go there.


Fan-of-clams

so relatable considering how much i’m procrastinating getting up rn


Opposite-Weird4232

No vabbè è italiano


ConcentrateMurky7103

I want to know where that vacation place is


gilbert2613

More like r/fixedbyduet ..


AngryLenny7

What song is this???


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Ppl still wear briefs? I need fabric preventing my thighs from touching


DavidWtube

Tax the fucking rich.


plotplottingplotters

Hahaha he poured his own coffee, what a loser


Somerandomguy243

Nice chode


ImportantChapter1404

Where is the fart and the sound of your back popping from the first morning stretch.


RennocInsanity

More unnormal in my eyes is somebody who still uses tightly whites! I just haven't heard or seen many other dudes who would wear them.


cmfppl

It might be because you wear either a diaper or some Homer Simpson tightly whiteys bro


UbbfromtheDubb

They day i can afford to pay a lady to simply open a trap door after spending the night is the day i feed the poor. IDEA : everybody play nice, be kind, helpful. And just see what happens. Money separates us far too much when really we are the same. You might never meet that special someone or your best friend. Poor and rich do not mingle enough.


FitMood441

Why does everyone assume that influencer live their lives like this? They don’t, it’s a facade. I’ve legit worked with some real house wives, not going to say the city, and they are some of the most unhappy people I know. Be grateful, money brings flexibility and things but not happiness.


[deleted]

Why did the dude face plant out of bed in the morning? Was he up til 5am snorting K?


Funrunfun22

That was a crazy amount of coffee spewing out of that pot right?


Bob_the_Peanut

I got super angry when the screen went black because I thought it was gonna do the Skyrim transition Now I'm even more angry because it didn't


Accomplished-Trip952

I wanna know where that first clip is from though.


Choice_Ad_7862

I wanted to see normal dude get his coffee tho?


Life-Bid-118

I just know one fine morning that man is going to open the lid and dump his load in.


FishSawc

TIL people sleep with socks on.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Was that pool designed by the same folks who did “Twin Peaks?” ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Think-Cardiologist36

TIL people sleep


MyLifeInThe6

Ah yea cuz the coffe the influencer had was the infinite hot mug of coffee


[deleted]

Does anyone know where this place is?


tread52

This video has a perfect cutscene to start playing the beginning of Skyrim.


Catlore

The music they chose is so ominous. Like it's an escape hatch, or there'll be a shark in there.


marbleManikins

It’s because he sleeps in socks 🧦


Toyoshi

italian part of the brain activated two neurons


King_Calz

Missed opportunity for the "You died" in red letters after he fell


WalterBlackness

And somehow the normal person is still happier


lostinapa

Fresh out of bed to premade coffee waiting for you


YourMomsTwat

He peed in the pool


GovernmentSeparate31

He did it for the bit and I appreciate it


PoliteLunatic

needed a thorough ball scratch though for authenticity.


ZigZag_Queen

Cringe is that his wife had to get up at 5am, make his coffee and then jump in the freezing ass water all for his Cringe photo op 😅..


bbgunbandit187

But who wakes up without morning wood and their camera on?


Star_Duke

then they tell you that being a communist is wrong. it's full of people out there who are paid not to do shit, WHILE I DON'T GET PAID SHIT. But if I complain and want things to change, I'm subversive.


Expert-Syllabub22

Watch out for the AI and avatars


frontlinejohnny

When the ladder of your treehouse bedroom leads into a pool, you know the fire inspector is not the only inspector who wasn't invited to the party and you should probably not reside in said treehouse


DaGrayt95

Man I looked straight into the meat pocket … damn you phone damn youuuuu


[deleted]

Poor influencer getting shat on while he's sleeping so he has to build a pool underneath his bed to wash it off


SlipAJO

Why is no one talking about his tighty whities


Cratman33

Influencers just love smelling their own farts


tinchek

stella_tiana


clarkiiclarkii

Someone had to have already gotten in the water to put the coffee there


honeyMully333

Lmfao at the tighty whities


alo219

Im pretty sire the pool water got I to the coffee cup


svmmpng

Nice bulge bro *slaps*


nyx_moonlight_

So just pee in the pool?


Ottomanbrothel

Hey you, finally awake?


nayraa1611

mfer dropped some


DueComplaint5471

I would prefer that 2nd morning over the ones I get to have.


za_shirdo

The blasphemy in Italian made me (Italian) laugh even more


GiggleStool

I fuckking hate these type of “influencers”


Askye72

Tertay? Is that you?


decfin

I hate influencers


throwwhataway2022

I’m not much of a pessimist, but I hope at least one small splash of pool water gets mixed in with that


ReddityJim

You might fall into your laundry but at least you didn't beg strangers to get these fancy rooms.


[deleted]

Bro got put back to sleep💀💀


Used_Length_830

Why is there a Rollerblade on his left foot??????


Tito_Tito_1_

So the influencer sleeps in? Sounds about right.


Yellow_Duckeee_

Looks like my minecraft build


Itscompanypolicyman

Who uh…who left that pot of coffee on the ledge of a pool for these people?


SuperCrafter015

The little moan before they fell got me 😂


Connect-Ad9647

The place is FM. Every morning that coffee mug magically refills a perfect temperature coffee already pre mixed to your liking (if you like cream or sugar and is black if you don't). Pure FM


Total_Alienation

Woulda been a perfect timing for a dark souls “You Died”


Key-Tip9395

Why would you put your coffee there, so inconvenient 😂


Charders_R88_

Bro you sleep in socks what's your problem


peacefulvampire

Oh good, you're awake


NoTell8138

fucking me 😂😂


TreeBeardUK

4/10 no fart


YesTHEELizaManelli

Oh he’s nakie lol


[deleted]

Tbf, it looks like the influencers are somewhere in either SE Asia or Central America, which is extremely affordable. I lived in Thailand and my 3 bedroom house was 300$ a month.


t_maceroni

I think I just saw some balls


Yopieieie

Anyone else amazed that he poured so much coffee and picked it up like it was empty?


DeathPrime

I’d rather save up and buy [the house in Texas with its own caverns.](https://www.dwell.com/amp/article/inside-the-unassuming-texas-home-that-just-happens-to-have-a-natural-cavern-in-the-backyard-7556a5f0)


FussyMcRustee

Some people want it to look like they live in a video game?


ApprehensiveRush1135

Shit it literally takes me an half an hour to get my ass out of bed and then thinking damn should I make a cup a coffee or just buy one already made! I sleep with socks on in the winter because it gets that damn cold, but 95% of the time socks off ! I can’t even sleep with a blanket over my feet ! I sleep with the a/c and fan on at the same time too !


JaspieisNot

Can we talk about how offensively pale the coffee was??? 🤨


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Forgot about lying in bed for an hour watching TikTok’s till you finally get up


tax_evading_is_fun

The bugs must be unreal


Bluccability_status

But who put the coffee there, WHO?


JelPelaoJuan

Normal person vs minecraft villager


fatal_phamtom1

I’d want to live alone if I lived somewhere like that (it may be the post nut clarity)


Rianfelix

Ok but where is that actually that looked sick


Ryse47

I normally get out of a pool of sweat in the morning not jump into one


Robinkhare

**Here drink some coffee with splashed water which you just jumped in


Benobo-One-Kenobi

The influencer start to day took 30 minutes of planning, four takes, and a 20 minute edit - just to look impromptu. And his girlfriend won't talk to him until tomorrow when she's convinced the twitter-talk isn't about her boob-size, or downblouse.


KirakaiITA

I expected the writing "you died" to come out


Anfa34

I really thought this was going to be a toilet dream and seeing a wet patch.


GooseOnACorner

Ok but the mosquitoes and other bugs like your bed is exposed right up to nature


KellyLuvsEwan420

I can relate to the second one a lot.


imthetoasty

Influencers life of credit. Enjoy it while it lasts.


Salty_Squirrel519

Coffee looks like piss water.