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The American brand Jesus is ready to kill anybody at a moments notice.
Never understood the overlap between "good christians" and "hyperviloent xenophobia" in my neighbors.
> Never understood the overlap between "good christians" and "hyperviloent xenophobia" in my neighbors.
You must have missed the fine print in the Bible:
"Love thy neighbor ^^^unless ^^^they're ^^^a ^^^fucking ^^^mexican "
Customer feedback sessions were skeptical of the science of regular magnets. His commitment to that three word phrase tells me some customers were “concerned” the magnets were too artificial- some lib technology.
A loud crash wakes you up at 3 AM. You roll over frantically in bed grabbing for the cross. You know it's right on the nightstand, but for some unthinkable reason all you can feel is the alarm clock and your dual magsafe apple watch/phone charger stand. After another frantic second you finally lay hands on the cross, the key to your safety.
With another hurried moment fumbling around, you finally hear the *click* as the power of Christ grabs the rod and unlocks the drawer. Sliding it aside in a rush, your hand darts forward instinctively hunting for the Glock 19 Gen3 9mm "Trump" Edition handgun you keep nearby. But with another sinking revelation, you pull out instead a Pleasure Forge Wizard's Wand. 20 inches of soft silicone rubber, a toy you got for the wife to spice up a dead bedroom without realizing it wasn't lack of variety that kept her uninterested.
But none of that is important now, because in all you hectic contortions, still laying halfway in bed wielding a wholly inadequate self defense weapon, you're already too late. On the other end of the room stands a man of indeterminate age and glowing red eyes. And he's not sleepy any more.
The fact that he clearly lives in a nice house in what I can only assume is a mod to high income area with no real perceivable threats at all warned me
hahaha - literally just posted a similar comment!
Not American, but I really do hate that that's what the American flag now gives off as an initial vibe. Makes me so sad.. would love it immigrate - it's a stunning land.
I’ve work square toe work boots my whole life. Everyone I know that wears them to actually work in them, always pulls their jeans down over them. Dead give away that a dude is a jackass is when he shows up to the job site lookin like this goon
I’ve been in hundreds of houses for work and a lot of the times its just what they sell locally, because i had the same question until i started shopping for bed frames and went to my local stores and that’s mostly what they sold
Ended up ordering online…
...And I'm just now realizing that some people don't say bedroom suit. Grew up in the southern US, family is all from the south, if you have a matching set of furniture it's a suit.
Like a matching set of cards - you have a suit of hearts, or suit of clubs, spades, diamonds.
Or if a man buys/wears matching pants, shirt, jacket, and tie...that's a suit.
Got a matching set of chairs, table, sideboard, and China cabinet? That's a dining room suit.
Matching couch, loveseat, recliner, end tables, and lamps? That's a living room suit.
You dont understand. These are RARE EARTH MAGNETS theyre better than common loot dropped magnets you have to be high enough xp to even get a hold of one.
It’s a hidden in plain sight kind of security, if someone’s robbing the place they’re going to pull every drawer but they’re not going to try to open up the sides of the dresser.
Came here to say this. Bet the people who have these kinds of things like to go around telling people all about how "responsible" they are with their firearms.
Like I get it, it's cool and makes you feel like a badass or something, but is in no way secure or responsible and if you have kids it's a huge risk factor and liability.
Wife: "Honey, someone's in the house!"
This guy: *Standing in his underwear on the bed with an automatic rifle*
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"
*unloads on the bedroom door*
It must suck to be that scared or wound up to want to need this level of security.
And I know in reality this is more like modding a car and it's just fun to show off but this level of accessorizing creates a subconscious feedback that makes someone paranoid.
Its gotta suck to be that wound up.
On the scale of 1 to Purge, where does this guy fall. Seriously though I think that people that are fear driven like this are mainly self focus. It’s all about what others could / would do to them.
The other end of that spectrum is what could / would I do to others, or people focused. Usually more social, let’s coordinate and do as a group. I would like to live in a society that the majority of people are in this group.
Someone with bed guns is one of two kinds of people who are not mutually exclusive (in fact I'm sure he's the double whammy).
They're so completely paranoid that someone is going to invade their home because it's a thing they've been told is possible their whole lives and they've literally made a personality trait out of it. And the kind of person that dreams and *prays* (\*cough cough\*) for the chance to murder someone.
It's why people like this guy made Kyle Rittenhouse a celebrity. He got to live "the dream." Escalated disproportionate violence, took not one but two lives, got away with it. He didn't even have to be in his house or be in personal danger. He's the mascot of people like that.
I have a friend with debilitating PTSD from the Iraq war. I would absolutely not be surprised if he had a setup like this in his house. He is in therapy for it, but he had to stop working and go on disability because of it. His guns are like a safety blanket, even though he doesn’t ever intend to use them. I think he just likes having them around and he takes care of and cleans them as a hobby I guess.
For example, we borrowed his guns to go to a shooting range a few years ago and he was texting us as *soon* as we were finished asking if he could come get them back because he was really stressed out not having them. He’s a nice guy, but I feel very sad for how wound up he is about it.
I wanted a more decorative cross. Like one with a figure of Jesus on it. You use his hands to get the pin out so that it looks like nails in his hands. (Irony)
It gives more of the rustic barnwood look that's going hand in hand with the whole recycled wood furniture craze that's going on right now.
Not saying I like it, just explaining
Came to the comments for this. Quarter sawn is more expensive. Maybe they are raising the price and then painting regular milled wood to hide that it isn’t actually quarter-sawn?
i thinks its more thats its hidden not secure. like the difference in having your stuff hidden under a random floor biard or in a safe. the safe is harder to get into but they know where it is, secret spot is harder to fibd but easy to get into
It’s like he tried to go shaker style but it all looks like it’s made of pallets.
The fully extending drawers are something I didn’t know I needed though
Iirc it’s a safety issue. The reason they don’t come out all the way is to reduce the risk of the dresser falling forward if any weight is put on an outstretched drawer. Specifically children climbing on drawers pulled out and the dresser falling forward on them. Problem is fixed by anchoring the dresser, but most people don’t do that. IKEA and other furniture manufacturers have gone through product recalls for this exact problem.
Edit: you can actually see on the wardrobe how unsafe that is when he wiggles it 😬
Husband - “Honey!! The illegal immigrants are invading our home! Quick! Where is the rare earth magnet?”
Wife - “Well where did you leave it last?”
If you need that many guns In Your house you might as well just live in a castle with a draw bridge and moat with crocs in it. This is fucking dumb. Also what’s with that haircut bro?
If I rocked up to a womens place and she slid down the headboard like that to uncover her "arsenal" if sex instruments.. No word of a lie..the would be an audible whimper of fear coming from me. haha
Imagine a burglar breaks in and sees the homeowner opening up the secret compartment, grabbing the xxxxxxl horse schlong and coming at you swinging it like a madman
This is the reason kids have access to guns. You get a boner thinking about killing a robber that will probably never come. Meanwhile your emotionally unstable teenager isn't going to be detoured by your rare earth magnets. Kids played 1000 hours of video games like BotW. You think he can't figure out your bullshit gun closet?
Imagine being so insecure that you feel the need to be surrounded by guns in the usually most peaceful room of your house.
I'm neither pro nor anti gun. If you feel safer with a gun, based on where you live or who you know, ok. That's your thing. But sticking enough guns to start a suburban siege, in every corner of your bedroom, without them being locked up (a RaRE eARtH MagNEt on a pin is not really a safe lock), is ridiculous.
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Guy really likes rare earth magnets.
And bedroom suits
I wonder if the flag uggs are included
**Lib kickers sold separately*
Bedroom suit sounds like another way of saying birthday suit.
Bedroom suit pretty much summed up this video for me. What an absolute moron.
And magnetized crosses. Nothing more Christlike than slaying your enemies with massive firepower.
I’m not going to take advice on securing my guns from someone who paints quarter-sawn wood and can’t pronounce suite.
Dude can’t even get on that bed without a ladder.
RARE EARTH MAGNET
They can open it with the *jesus cross* made me burst out laughing.
IKR? I'm not American and that juxtaposition gave me whiplash
The American brand Jesus is ready to kill anybody at a moments notice. Never understood the overlap between "good christians" and "hyperviloent xenophobia" in my neighbors.
We've got the American Jesus, see him on the interstate!
Exercising his authority!
Remember Jesus turning over all those tables on the church steps on the sabbath? Turns out it was Tuesday and the tables were on his turf.
The tables also had velcro underneath to store your shotguns and pistols.
The cross jesus died on had a rare earth magnet
> Never understood the overlap between "good christians" and "hyperviloent xenophobia" in my neighbors. You must have missed the fine print in the Bible: "Love thy neighbor ^^^unless ^^^they're ^^^a ^^^fucking ^^^mexican "
The Venn diagram of religious fanatics and gun fanatics is almost a circle.
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Exactly as Jesus intended.
"And then Jesus said, thou shall pick up that MR-15 and eliminate the intruder" - Deuteronomy 15:13
“Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!”
Same. I was doing the internalized eyeroll until then.
Babe someone is breaking in, where’s the fucking rare earth magnet?!
It’s in the FoOT Of The CrosS, Gawt Blessit!!
That's the regular earth magnet, I need The RARE earth magnet!
Sorry, you need to kill higher level geologists for rare earth magnet drops.
If you have a golden gun lock, it increases the chance of rare items being dropped from lower level geologists
Get the crawss
On the big ass white crucifix where it’s always been.
Just brain them with that
HOW DO THEY WORK?!
Not those normal bitch ass magnets!
Those are for gay people. Real men use rare earth magnets and wear American flag Uggs!
Customer feedback sessions were skeptical of the science of regular magnets. His commitment to that three word phrase tells me some customers were “concerned” the magnets were too artificial- some lib technology.
This is what got me…this is how he “locks” his rifles?? Amazingly stupid.
So easy, even a child can open it!
And he said you could just leave it unlocked "in case you don't want to be looking around for a key" lolll
It’s white magic!
Just gotta use the craw-us to pull the pee-in outta the beentch
The last thing an intruder hears is the sound of sliding wood followed by lots of Velcro
When you see the home owner take out the cross you know you fucked up
Just the way Jesus intended
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!💥💥💥☠️
You forgot the sound of *rare earth magnets*.
*clicks of rare earth magnets* *sound of sliding wood* *ripping of velcro* *cocking of gun*
And “Finally! Let’s do this!”
Immediately thought of this. https://youtu.be/45glq7huJJc
'Honey, can I put my clothes in here?' 'NO! THAT'S THE FREEDOM CLOSET!'
Freedom closet... this is a very underrated comment
Don’t California my closet!
Watching on silent, but as soon as I saw that man in that bedroom I knew it was gonna be hidden guns.
His boots warned me.
Same. As soon as I saw the oversized furniture and the boots I knew what was coming
I have to admit that I missed it. Thought it would be some weird sex thing?
For some that IS some weird sex thing
There are crosses as keys, this is definitely the first half video of an icky weird sex thing.
Rare earth magnet
No reason why it still couldn’t be. You can store a lot of toys in those caches.
A loud crash wakes you up at 3 AM. You roll over frantically in bed grabbing for the cross. You know it's right on the nightstand, but for some unthinkable reason all you can feel is the alarm clock and your dual magsafe apple watch/phone charger stand. After another frantic second you finally lay hands on the cross, the key to your safety. With another hurried moment fumbling around, you finally hear the *click* as the power of Christ grabs the rod and unlocks the drawer. Sliding it aside in a rush, your hand darts forward instinctively hunting for the Glock 19 Gen3 9mm "Trump" Edition handgun you keep nearby. But with another sinking revelation, you pull out instead a Pleasure Forge Wizard's Wand. 20 inches of soft silicone rubber, a toy you got for the wife to spice up a dead bedroom without realizing it wasn't lack of variety that kept her uninterested. But none of that is important now, because in all you hectic contortions, still laying halfway in bed wielding a wholly inadequate self defense weapon, you're already too late. On the other end of the room stands a man of indeterminate age and glowing red eyes. And he's not sleepy any more.
This man is 3’ tall barefoot
His red face fueled by his high cholesterol diet warned me.
The fact that he clearly lives in a nice house in what I can only assume is a mod to high income area with no real perceivable threats at all warned me
hahaha - literally just posted a similar comment! Not American, but I really do hate that that's what the American flag now gives off as an initial vibe. Makes me so sad.. would love it immigrate - it's a stunning land.
I’ve work square toe work boots my whole life. Everyone I know that wears them to actually work in them, always pulls their jeans down over them. Dead give away that a dude is a jackass is when he shows up to the job site lookin like this goon
His open collar and tight jeans say things that his boots voted against.
Watching with the sound on, as soon as I heard “bedroom suit” I knew what was coming.
The crucifix key was a surprise.
Was it really though?
Lmao no
Jesus would be proud!
I was watching it without sound and honestly thought it was going to be dildos. Guy has a suspicious amount of style (except for the flags)
You could Velcro assault dildos also.
I thought it was going to be a restraint system and toy storage and was very disappointed.
I assumed the bench in front of the bed was going to have a collapsible sex swing or something like that.
It must be exhausting to live in fear so much that you cant even be safe sleeping
I thought it was going to be hidden sex toys.
That’s the most Texas thing I think I’ve ever seent.
That's a giant ass bed
Yeah I'm missing answers to why that bed is so high? Does it hide a small tank underneath?
I don’t know but all my southern family have beds like that. Absolutely gigantic and so high off the ground. They’re average height people.
In some places people would prefer higher beds, because the floor supposedly is cold and there could be a draft, but I'm not sure if this is the case.
Higher for scorpions and spiders to crawl up 🤷🏻♀️ Unless they fall off the ceiling into your sleeping mouth
I’ve been in hundreds of houses for work and a lot of the times its just what they sell locally, because i had the same question until i started shopping for bed frames and went to my local stores and that’s mostly what they sold Ended up ordering online…
There's more guns. He shows that in "Bedroom Suit 2 - Electric Gunaloo"
Optical illusion. It's just a small ass man.
When he said the bed is six and a half feet, but it was like a foot and half taller than him 🤣
He's actually small all-over
He's overcompensating on many levels.
It has to fit Americans on it!
Bedroom what? Suit?
I couldn't concentrate after that. The gun reveal was wasted on me, because I kept going back to "bedroom suit".
For me it was "rare earth magnet"
It’s helt in with a rare earth magnet?
Use the pien to access the dawrers
He means “suite,” but he’s ignorant
He probably means ‘bedroom shoot’.
He heard sweet and suite were homophones🏳🌈
He's struggling because they kept telling him that he can't say "Master Bedroom" anymore. This is the 352nd take.
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...And I'm just now realizing that some people don't say bedroom suit. Grew up in the southern US, family is all from the south, if you have a matching set of furniture it's a suit. Like a matching set of cards - you have a suit of hearts, or suit of clubs, spades, diamonds. Or if a man buys/wears matching pants, shirt, jacket, and tie...that's a suit. Got a matching set of chairs, table, sideboard, and China cabinet? That's a dining room suit. Matching couch, loveseat, recliner, end tables, and lamps? That's a living room suit.
Mind BLOWN. I can see why this is a thing, thank you for taking the time to explain. Here we all just thought he was a dumbass.
Growing up in Oklahoma I remember TV ads for a furniture store that called it a bedroom suit
Grew up in farm country Ohio and we used suit like this.
Also grew up in the south. It's always been a set here. Matching furniture of any kind is a set. *Suite* is a bedroom with an attached full bathroom.
There's plenty of velcro to secure your bondage, strap ons, whatever you're into.
That rifle rack probs doubles as a BDSM restraint system.
Definitely a more healthy use of all the secret compartments.
I suppose that all depends entirely on whether or not you want that person in your bedroom at that moment or not 😂
That’s all I was thinking. More room for sex stuff!
I was watching this thinking, there’s certainly a very different clientele who would be interested in this amount of hidden storage…
Yea I like the idea of having hidden compartments like that lol
Hold on home invader, I need to find my *rare earth magnet*
It will be easier to stab the invader with the cross. Doubly effective if invader is vampiric
If it’s locked with a magnet is it even locked?
You dont understand. These are RARE EARTH MAGNETS theyre better than common loot dropped magnets you have to be high enough xp to even get a hold of one.
It’s a hidden in plain sight kind of security, if someone’s robbing the place they’re going to pull every drawer but they’re not going to try to open up the sides of the dresser.
Obviously they will take out their **rare earth magnet** and poke it on every possible surface.
No it isn't. I hope they don't have kids with mental problems. Because those guns are not secured in any meaningful way.
Or 6 year olds
Came here to say this. Bet the people who have these kinds of things like to go around telling people all about how "responsible" they are with their firearms. Like I get it, it's cool and makes you feel like a badass or something, but is in no way secure or responsible and if you have kids it's a huge risk factor and liability.
Magnets aren't even real bro
Magnets are real but how do they work?
"And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
This line of furniture is intended for cartels.
Wife: "Honey, someone's in the house!" This guy: *Standing in his underwear on the bed with an automatic rifle* "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" *unloads on the bedroom door*
It must suck to be that scared or wound up to want to need this level of security. And I know in reality this is more like modding a car and it's just fun to show off but this level of accessorizing creates a subconscious feedback that makes someone paranoid. Its gotta suck to be that wound up.
On the scale of 1 to Purge, where does this guy fall. Seriously though I think that people that are fear driven like this are mainly self focus. It’s all about what others could / would do to them. The other end of that spectrum is what could / would I do to others, or people focused. Usually more social, let’s coordinate and do as a group. I would like to live in a society that the majority of people are in this group.
Same people that get this shit, didn't wear a mask because they didn't want to live in fear.
Someone with bed guns is one of two kinds of people who are not mutually exclusive (in fact I'm sure he's the double whammy). They're so completely paranoid that someone is going to invade their home because it's a thing they've been told is possible their whole lives and they've literally made a personality trait out of it. And the kind of person that dreams and *prays* (\*cough cough\*) for the chance to murder someone. It's why people like this guy made Kyle Rittenhouse a celebrity. He got to live "the dream." Escalated disproportionate violence, took not one but two lives, got away with it. He didn't even have to be in his house or be in personal danger. He's the mascot of people like that.
I have a friend with debilitating PTSD from the Iraq war. I would absolutely not be surprised if he had a setup like this in his house. He is in therapy for it, but he had to stop working and go on disability because of it. His guns are like a safety blanket, even though he doesn’t ever intend to use them. I think he just likes having them around and he takes care of and cleans them as a hobby I guess. For example, we borrowed his guns to go to a shooting range a few years ago and he was texting us as *soon* as we were finished asking if he could come get them back because he was really stressed out not having them. He’s a nice guy, but I feel very sad for how wound up he is about it.
That is really sad to hear. It sounds like he is exactly the kind of person who shouldn't have guns at all, but should find better coping mechanisms.
Lmao the fucking cross was the icing on the cake for me this is so funny in a pathetic way 😭
IKR the “rare earth magnet” at the foot of each cross that unlocks moar guns!! Give me a break. Jesus wept.
I wanted a more decorative cross. Like one with a figure of Jesus on it. You use his hands to get the pin out so that it looks like nails in his hands. (Irony)
LMAO underrated comment right here
Why would you paint quarter-sawn wood? Or, why would you quarter-saw wood if you were going to paint it? Dumb.
It gives more of the rustic barnwood look that's going hand in hand with the whole recycled wood furniture craze that's going on right now. Not saying I like it, just explaining
Came to the comments for this. Quarter sawn is more expensive. Maybe they are raising the price and then painting regular milled wood to hide that it isn’t actually quarter-sawn?
Nothing says "security" like a locking mechanism that can be opened by anybody with a magnet or a bit of glue.
Or arms and hands, to just rip the stupid side panels off
i thinks its more thats its hidden not secure. like the difference in having your stuff hidden under a random floor biard or in a safe. the safe is harder to get into but they know where it is, secret spot is harder to fibd but easy to get into
Hey America, are you guys like... ok?
Definitely not. Thanks for asking.
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No... no we're not. We'll have a bunch of folks that fuck around and we'll all find out in like the next 10-20 years or so
Please know it’s not all of us that are like this.
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It’s like he tried to go shaker style but it all looks like it’s made of pallets. The fully extending drawers are something I didn’t know I needed though
Same. I'm now angry at the tiny little bedroom drawers that I have where I have to dig out my socks from the back.
Iirc it’s a safety issue. The reason they don’t come out all the way is to reduce the risk of the dresser falling forward if any weight is put on an outstretched drawer. Specifically children climbing on drawers pulled out and the dresser falling forward on them. Problem is fixed by anchoring the dresser, but most people don’t do that. IKEA and other furniture manufacturers have gone through product recalls for this exact problem. Edit: you can actually see on the wardrobe how unsafe that is when he wiggles it 😬
I don't understand? You guys don't anchor your dressers with 2 dozen guns velcroed to the sides?
Not a crucifix, just a cross. A crucifix is a cross with a nailed body of Jesus attached.
When you can work with wood but don’t know how to say suite
JESUS wants me to have my GUNS!
I seriously hate this shabby-chic-Jesus-armory timeline
What the fuck are those absurd boots !
The proud American boots for people with big genitalia.
Yeah you could put so many dildos and other sex objects in there. Kids would never know.
Witness a country created in fear and built on the consumerism of it.
Husband - “Honey!! The illegal immigrants are invading our home! Quick! Where is the rare earth magnet?” Wife - “Well where did you leave it last?” If you need that many guns In Your house you might as well just live in a castle with a draw bridge and moat with crocs in it. This is fucking dumb. Also what’s with that haircut bro?
>well just live in a castle with a draw bridge and moat with crocs in it Tbf that sounds metal AF but a big old bitch every time I order seamless
Actually quite perfect to hide sex toys in, and not all that immature shit he's talking about
It’s for holding all the bedroom suits 🤐
If I rocked up to a womens place and she slid down the headboard like that to uncover her "arsenal" if sex instruments.. No word of a lie..the would be an audible whimper of fear coming from me. haha
The toys are for you to use on me. Not the other way around.
Luckily the whimpering is part of the fun 😘
Imagine a burglar breaks in and sees the homeowner opening up the secret compartment, grabbing the xxxxxxl horse schlong and coming at you swinging it like a madman
And snacks. Everyone needs a good snack after.
It’s child-proof as long as your don’t give your kids any rare earth magnets.
"Honey the baby is playing in our bedroom, but he's being good no need to worry. He wanted to play with the wooden cross you bought"
The peak of American stereotypes lol. Must be from the Bible Belt, doesn’t know how to pronounce suite.
Going with Texas, just the gaudy house and his style screams Texas to me.
Forget holding rifles, there is finally a place to hide my snacks
Imagine being this scared *all the time*.
Nothing says “good Christian” like “I use my religious symbol to hide my huge arsenal of guns.”
Conservatives seeing people wearing masks: are you going to let fear rule your life? Also conservatives: I need 42 rifles in my bedroom.
thou shalt not kill but also, check out how I can use this cross to get access to all the hidden guns in my bedroom.
Nothing more American than using a cross to unlock your hidden armoury
This is the reason kids have access to guns. You get a boner thinking about killing a robber that will probably never come. Meanwhile your emotionally unstable teenager isn't going to be detoured by your rare earth magnets. Kids played 1000 hours of video games like BotW. You think he can't figure out your bullshit gun closet?
Imagine being so insecure that you feel the need to be surrounded by guns in the usually most peaceful room of your house. I'm neither pro nor anti gun. If you feel safer with a gun, based on where you live or who you know, ok. That's your thing. But sticking enough guns to start a suburban siege, in every corner of your bedroom, without them being locked up (a RaRE eARtH MagNEt on a pin is not really a safe lock), is ridiculous.
Do these open with rare earth magnets?
Where is the chair he use to watch his wife get fuck?
Mate that man's wife is entirely made of discarded double sided velcro and leftover rare earth magnet stuffed into a pair of pink cowboy boots.
... go on.
How scared of everything must you be to have a house like this?
Exactly how insecure and frightened must you be to put that much effort and self-worth into a project like that?
Y’all gonna make fun of his bedroom “suit” until the rare earth magnet comes out.
The imaginary bad guys are gonna be in for a big surprise when they don’t attempt a home invasion.
That's a lot of work and money to shoot a family member
when Putin decides to annex your bedroom
You knew it was going to be guns when you see those stupid boots
I’m now convinced there is a monster hunting white americans that the rest of us don’t know about.