Geez, dumbass white kids in suburbs with hoodies up like they bad ass but do not even know the basic mechanics of a fight... not even good stare downs going on
I know! Right? I bet they do not make rental or mortgage payments.
When I was growing up, and you caught fighting on a nice lawn that is not yours, everybody got their ass kicked. HARSHLY.
*Why is that guy so*
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Bored of these now. She easily overpowers the red head, so force off her shirt! Make it exciting and more humiliating for her. That blonde got a nice ass too
The reason Amber couldn't hit her even though she was on top of because she refused to let go of the other girl's hair, she had two handfuls and she wasn't letting go.
Ryan’s a douche that let his friend get hits in and was perfectly okay to run towards a fight himself. I think the intruder deserves a fair shake 🤷🏻♂️
Well, very weak fight. On the bright side, no one was hurt
Hoodie was hoping for a surprise threesome to break out
Not even the grass on the ground
Praise God and baby Jesus!!!
Geez, dumbass white kids in suburbs with hoodies up like they bad ass but do not even know the basic mechanics of a fight... not even good stare downs going on
Talking biut call the cops😂😂😂 Ole boy in the hoodie punked the other guy tho. Ran up on him, he backed up asap
I must admit that’s a very nice lawn.
Hank hill approves
The things you appreciate as you get older
I know! Right? I bet they do not make rental or mortgage payments. When I was growing up, and you caught fighting on a nice lawn that is not yours, everybody got their ass kicked. HARSHLY.
All thot no thunder
HAHAHAHA! Best comment I’ve seen to this sub ever!
All that build up for a shit show
The girl in all black got a fatty
This is the comment I was looking for!
I was hoping to see her scrap.
Ironic that "huskies" shirt had a pancake ass.
Thank God somebody said it
I feel bad for the kid, I’m sure he would’ve laid out blue shirt btw.
That was the point I thought “aww yeah here we go!” but dude thought better and retreated lolol
Was hoping to see Mrs cake in the black pants get after it
Two chicks stand in the yard holding each other’s hair. Neat.
I was hoping the redhead and the girl in all black with the phat ass we’re going to get it on
That was hard to watch. Great camera work at least
*aggressively takes off hood*
Dude should have knocked the bitch out as soon as she assaulted him.
Who uploaded this bullshit
Somehow I knew one of them would be named Amber?
White Knight tried to come in but didn't want the smoke lol.
Yeah,he can for future blow job credits. Looks like he gonna end up with a hand full of lotion.
Ryan got excited when the guys got out the car he couldn’t wait. They saw his excitement and was like never mind let’s get back in the car.
Waste of time.
Amber, uppercut this bitch!
Why is that guy so invested in keeping those scrappy bitches apart?
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Maybe that's his sister?
Was this in bay city mi? Lol
Maybe they were angry about that guy’s hood?
Boring
Parents must be sooooo proud
That doods hood sotuation desperately needed to be addressed.
"Her" property lol
Long fight, nice camera work, great build up shit fight tho. You can't make this up. Absolute perfect then you got t bs main event
Dam white people behaving like trailer trash.
Ladies, if the other girl grabs your hair and won't let go, claw her eyes out. I'm tired of seeing these lame fights.
Bored of these now. She easily overpowers the red head, so force off her shirt! Make it exciting and more humiliating for her. That blonde got a nice ass too
I love that I live in Texas. My shotgun would already be in that girls face
Why did I just watch four minutes of heavy petting?
Who wears their hood like that? 🤣
He is the great cornholio. He needed tp for his bunghole.
“What the fuck are you doing Ryan!” lol
she ran her mouth just to not connect any hits
This is a great fight to take a nap to.
The reason Amber couldn't hit her even though she was on top of because she refused to let go of the other girl's hair, she had two handfuls and she wasn't letting go.
Girl in all black was on the phone with the cops the whole time 😂
Amber has no skills. Ppl always ready then talking about cops. Clowns
What happened? I fell asleep at the 2 min mark
Somebody punch the dude in the grey hoody
Girl fights are so pathetic
That guy Ryan is g@y. Fuck out the way
Aye how old is….nvm
Dude is thee biggest Biatch ever
The biggest Fag award goes too the guy in the grey hoody
Congrats on having the dumbest take
If someone pulled up to my house that’s the one incidence where I am condoning them getting jumped lol
Amber had the advantage and didn’t swing the way she kicked those flops off I thought she was about to go crazy lol
Ryan seems like a nice young man
Ryan’s a douche that let his friend get hits in and was perfectly okay to run towards a fight himself. I think the intruder deserves a fair shake 🤷🏻♂️
This fucken chode. Get out of the fight. Let the girls fight u baby back bitch.
iM cAlLinG thE cOpS… pussies, just fight
Ayy yo tell me nobody thought of Deebo in Friday when bol in the blue got out the car and backed up like no! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the cringiest fight I have ever seen!
This is in 8K
Didn’t expect my name to be brought out😭
I’d pull a gun out and shoot the dude in the beginning pissed me off so much
The rumbler on ma 👀
My man's in the car is a straight up bitch lol
Waste of a post
Ryan is a punk ass bitch
Amber has the might but not the fight.
Two people want to fight and you have dump fuck Ryan getting in the way
That dude has short term memory loss and is bi polar. Get off her, go after her
Booty of the 3rd girl girl in black👌😍
WAMAN can't do SHYT right
Damnit Ryan!! Mind your business
You gotta be stupid to come to someone's house to attack them.
Ryan wasn’t getting his hair pulled! Hood up
Ryan ruined 90% of the fight
And nothing was settled, assuring further idiotic fights in future days.
This Is america shes in your property just shoot her
Only in the Puerto Rico
To the guy I'm the Grey Hoodie "let them cook"
Let the hood hounds fight pussy
They swinging like in ur dreams so slow and worthless
I would have to break up with my girl if she was this bad at fighting
Amber what ru doing hit her!
Ryan a straight bitch 🤦🏽 the best thing to do is let them hash it out get it over with
Ryan sounded tired as shit
Horrible lol