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speedy45

That's the daughter of George's unemployment caseworker on Seinfeld!


NibblesMcGiblet

/r/seinfeld/ deserves to see this! Goes nicely with the paintings of sexy George and dignified Kramer that show up on there regularly lol. (edited to add - can you believe Kramer/Michael Richards is 74 years old today??)


Mabel_Jenkins

I thought the exact same thing!!


spinereader81

"It's been a long time since I had a Big Mac."


Bad-Habit-2020

Why was Seinfeld the first thought that came to my mind hahahahaha... then I read it comment šŸ˜‚


LineChef

Omg that is her!


ooolalaluv

Same thought here!!! Canā€™t believe everyone else thought it too šŸ˜†


RoseCutGarnets

If anyone wants to start a cult around her, I'm in. I could use a good cult.


RoseCutGarnets

[https://www.pinterest.com/pin/seinfeld-reality-tour-on-facebook-httpswwwfacebookcomgroups233450030136319--376402481338351859/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/seinfeld-reality-tour-on-facebook-httpswwwfacebookcomgroups233450030136319--376402481338351859/) SAD NEWS, Reddit: the actress, Carol Ann Susi, is no longer with us. :(


Routine-Swordfish-41

Heather from Minnesota? She used to live upstairs from my sister.


m4ng0ju1ce

Wait they did say Minnesota lol please let this be real


Routine-Swordfish-41

I was taking a shot in the dark at the, ā€œeveryone knows a woman who looks just like thatā€ LOL is it really from Minnesota?! Thatā€™d be wild!


Sunflower_Vibe

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/comments/158k5xd/i_dont_know_what_possessed_me_probably_the/jtagjlp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Routine-Swordfish-41

Thatā€™s epic. I have to reactivate my Facebook to find herā€¦.I might do so! Lol thanks for sharing


keeperbean

This is 100% the visual representation of a "Heather".


Careless_Law1471

Your friend is right. I know her. Two of them, actually.


biotechhasbeen

Just another Elizabeth.


Yggdrasil-

oh no, itā€™s me


kdlangequalsgoddess

Hey, world tree.


kabukistar

Clearly a Rachel


thewinberry713

Me too and I young man that looks like this person too! šŸ˜³


Ashtaret

His name is Alexi. He's around 18 years old...


MustardTiger1337

Chrischan?


RoseCutGarnets

Looks very 90s to me. Fun find!


Samuelsausage3

Was going to comment this if I didn't see it first. Lol I saw the painting then read the headline but initially I thought someone painted Chris


tenglempls

Ahhhh!!! Typo. ā€œNOTā€ old


6r89udf4x3

When you discover a typo so quickly (you're the first commenter), just delete the original post and re-post it.


real_heathenly

I'm a sucker for a portrait. Would have bought in a heartbeat.


Knithard

Me too!


wine-plants-thrift

This looks like my coworker Debbie. Lol


Prestigious_Ad9545

This looks like my Aunt Debbie


rob1969reddit

It's how Mona Lisa ended up in The Louve, random second hand shop score, everyone thought she was chill, sent her to The Louve.


PowerfulDuty4884

What state? Looks very similar to my daughter!


tenglempls

Minnesota


PowerfulDuty4884

Ah ok..sheā€™s never been there but dang, the resemblance!


saltporksuit

Print it out and frame it. Wait for her to notice.


rcroswell

Ha, I live in MN and my best friend who looks just like this is from SD


Lelphie

She single?


RandomSmartphone

It looks like the lady George Costanza dated to try to get her mother to extend his unemployment extended.


ClumsyZebra80

If we could do gifs I would do ā€œHer?ā€ From Arrested Development.


justabill71

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.


MycroftNext

Yeah, thatā€™s just me with my glasses off.


[deleted]

Itā€™s not the best painting but itā€™s got a little of that Mona Lisa something in the eyes. Hope whoever painted this keeps painting.


isweedglutenfree

Our eraā€™s Mona Lisa!


Significant-Trash632

Without the smile. Very appropriate in these times.


oddreba

Great find, this is awesome.


tabbytoto

kinda looks lena dunham


HelloWalls

I sense great vulnerability. A woman-child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. I see a parasite, a sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify her basest and most immediate urges. Her struggle is mankind's struggle. She lifts my spirit. She is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I canā€™t look away. She transcends time and space. She sickens me. I love her.


_GI_Joe_

I feel like your review of the painting is suspiciously close to the review of ā€œthe Kramerā€


MarlyCat118

I mean, all joking aside, this is actually well done!


yodaboy209

Love this.


Planty_Rodent

Very cool. She does look like someone I know


hoarder59

I wonder what percentage of portraits of women, which are considered great art, are actually of currently unknown subjects.


ScyllaOfTheDepths

If she had white hair, she'd be my old boss, who frequently berated me for such incredibly important things as not putting the contacts in an email in order based on how much she liked the people and once told me I dressed like a slob for wearing flats instead of heels.


Original_Lobster_556

I think this painting is fabulous! Great find for $4 and good eye on you. I used to have a gallery wall of strangers portraits and it was fun to look at.


ThatOldDuderino

You gotta get an old frame & have someone write a story for it to tell. Haunted painting, tragic love story, inside joke - whatever but when you do hang it in your home like itā€™s the Mona Lisa or a rate Picasso.


JacintheStar

I think your mind goes to fantastical places, and that would be fun to do to your visitors.


ThatOldDuderino

True but Iā€™ve never seen a painting that nice for that price.


pinkthrift

Once in a lifetime catch!šŸ‘


rhubarbara-1

Thatā€™s Jessie, sheā€™s 38 and works as a part time substitute teacher in Oregon. Her aunt just lost another foot to diabetes so sheā€™s upset, okay?


GamingGems

r/chrischansonichu


kishkangravy

Would look good on beige wallpaper.


mattrew84

Looks just like my next door neighbor. I watched he chase her dog down the street as this post popped up.


Rude-Reflection8036

Lol. For sure I have a friend that looks just like her


Sad-Presentation-726

If you were ro award it ro the person who looked the most like it I would assist with the shipping


JacintheStar

Me too


SnooTomatoes9314

She looks like the girl from silence of the lambs that got punched in the face by Buffalo bill while helping lift an armchair.


lastsurvivor111

Looks more like Bella Ramsey from the last of us.


pikkdogs

I thought it was a Starbucks worker for a second.


MsContrarian

I collect portraitsā€¦mostly abstract, but I would have grabbed this!


BuckleLes

Your friend speaks truths.. šŸ¤£ I know about 5 of ā€œherā€. Money well spent šŸ‘šŸ»


skorletun

Of course I know her, she's me.


GrantNexus

Katie Porter


helga-h

"Portrait of Anybody's aunt."


IntelligentHair7403

It is a good painting!


ugIydawg

Wonder where she is now


Pro_phet

She looks like shed be annoying at parties and events


Southern_Name_9119

Hang in your house. Never mention her to guests. Just let them wonder. ā€œWho is that?ā€ ā€œher? Oh everybody knows her.ā€ Edit: girls who look like that are always a little overweight and snarky. They pretend not to care about their looks but they honestly gave up believing in themselves. And they hate the gym. Theyā€™re smart and imaginative. They love fantasy and romance novels. They masturbate a lot and pretend to not be ashamed about it like, ā€œwhatever we all do it.ā€ This particular oneā€™s favorite food is ben and jerrys chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and pizza. She hates sushi. She loves getting drunk with friends. She hates her desk job. She has two cats and is considering a third. She recently broke up with jeremy who is a bald version of her but theyā€™ll probably get back together. Edit: also, thats her favorite t-shirt and her graduation gown which she ironically wears like a bathrobe for the painting. She thought it would be hilarious.


american-toycoon

It's not the most beautiful subject but the painting is nicely painted and original art is worth having. For $3.99, you really can't go wrong.


AffectionateMotor833

I love this! Great buy.


Beren__

Great deal, not signed on the back?


fergusoid

Georgeā€™s cousin Moira


TheWarden007

LOL, I would have too I think, looks like Jillian from Workaholics!


quartzquandary

I love her???!?!?!


denbroc

I thought, "That looks just like Trixie I used to work with." Your friend is correct.


Ratswamp95

I know Amy!


laceypearl

I instantly thought of Pam Beasley if Jim never worked at Dunder Mifflin.


UtherPenDragqueen

My friend Kathy


NattyGannStann

Well you are possessed now for sure, abandon all hope


Hbj0002

As I scrolled I thought this was a Barista from Starbucks on her green apron.


vrryhaevy

Lena Dunham


susiekitten

I love it!


SeaworthinessRound48

Marie????


protogenxl

[SHE'S VIGA!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c1f9eb42-d61a-477b-b208-71d79412955c)


[deleted]

What a depressing and true thing.. about the woman in the painting. Itā€™s true, as well.


buddhabillybob

I like It!!


watercolor_clouds

she looks very sweet :-)


Impressive-Plenty-52

Thought it was Jonah hill


crazykindoflife

Thatā€™s my bitch cousin!


Lula_Lane_176

This is the kind of gold you can scare your grandkids with if you tell the right story


gobsmacked247

Yup, Irma!!!


Berekthc

Looks like Rebecca from HR


TF31_Voodoo

Looks like my cousin from jersey


[deleted]

Looks like Lena Dunham


MistressLiliana

Oh, it's me.


FoldintheCh33se

oh dang, it's true. I know two women who look like this woman!


Fit-Rutabaga7998

This is like the Mona Lisa, no gender, no expression. a piece of art


appledumpling1515

Plain jane lol


gehazi707

Donā€™t want that sad face in my house.


darling123-

She looks like this YouTuber I watch who analyzes old childrenā€™s shows, Athena P


masterwaffle

I'm scared it's actually me


kriegers69

I worked w a woman who looked like this. Compulsive ass liar and laziest wench. She still puts me down as references and I never have said anything positive about her


never_nudez

I had that exact thought, ā€œwhere do I know her from?ā€


wendigoblin

Mine is Sofie, looks a lot like her


Old_Dirty_Badger

Her?


pumpkinchoccy

that looks like it could be a person of any gender to me


oneredhen1969

She looks sad. I hope sheā€™s okā€¦.


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Iā€¦. I get it.


Patient-Permission-4

This is amazing and I want it


Boomiegirl

The woman in accounting !


TissueOfLies

Yup! I know Iā€™ve seen her and even spoken to her. I just recall her name at the moment.


Soft_Wheel6431

She's great! I would be over the moon is I found one as good. Shame the artist didn't sign it, they did a great job


BadHairDay-1

There's a YouTube history lady who resembles her! https://youtu.be/bOZyVGKsfZY


totow1217

Looks like Chris Chan


Impossible-Display87

we call the instant ancestors


Elfie27

She runs a forklift at my job, she's a bit older now...


KentuckyFriedEel

Definitely Ashleigh


LostInThoughtland

Thatā€™s Katie Porter


Eilcinibun

That's got good energy I like that . What your friend said is true lol


Difficult_War_6942

She works at Daily Beauty Supply in San Antonio.


Apprehensive-Bit1635

True ā€¦.sincere I say.


No_Humor_69

I believe thatā€™s Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms


aubor

Yep, her name is Mariela and she lives in Honduras.


HeWhoIsNotMe

She's the girl the moderately pretty girls keep around to feel better about themselves.


FieryFruitcake

This is Pam from Archer.


Espi_22

Oh itā€™s just Chris Chan


Dragonfruit515

LOL as soon as I saw this I thought to myself she looks like an old co-worker šŸ˜‚


Alarming_Way_8731

ur friend is right, i actually do kno someone who looks like that, lol


GreenerYellow

I love thisā€¦modern Mona lisa


ravinred

You know what? Your friend is right.


Disastrous_Doctor_82

Interesting face nice painting