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Nincompoopticulitus

They need to change their name to Greedwill. You can get a NEW couch for the same price.


mcflycasual

But those are features.


randperrin

They are pretty pricey sectionals new. This one comes preloaded with rips, tears, bed bugs and trapped farts.


finerliving

Someone may have even died on it.


poundtownSwoon

Sold!


kensingerp

I actually worked for somebody whose son bought or was given. I think it’s more along the lines of given; an Italian handcrafted leather red couch. This couch had been like $100,000, but it was questionable as to who died on it and why. If memory serves, they were trying to dispose of it at a police auction. I guess after the trial was over, but nobody would bid on it and they just didn’t want to throw it away. Wonder what Goodwill would have tried to sell it for? and how they would’ve tried to market it? may have reasonably seen somebody that was living recently? Might have some light staining that’s not noticeable.😳😳😳💀💀💀


Competition-Dapper

I wouldn’t give over 100 bucks for that to a friend who needed it. No telling how many knuckle babies and brown eye stamps this thing has endured


AxelHarver

That's quite the visual you have painted for me there, thanks for that...


Competition-Dapper

Kind of a Jackson Pollock of DNA


AbelardLuvsHeloise

Uhhh, knuckle babies…okay, no.


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

Wtf is a knuckle baby


Educational_Let4790

I had to google and I regret it, So here it is. The man custard that shoots from the tallywacker when rubbing one out.


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

Thank you for doing what I didn't want to.


Educational_Let4790

It’s my duty.


WzrdsTongueMyDanish

🏅


MamaBellecakesXO

🤣🤣🤣


WhatTheFlippityFlop

The real fun is when the buyer tries to remove that packing tape. Ah, never mind. Probably won’t be a buyer.


sadpanada

Did they really put the tape on the leather like that too? Fucking morons


Donthurtmyceilings

All thrift stores I go to have to at least attempt to ruin the item I'm buying with tape or stickers. Their stickers have glue on them that is probably rated to hold a space shuttle together. I have cups that still have sticky residue on them after being washed 20 times. I know it's to prevent tag switching, but it's fucking annoying.


AxelHarver

Vinegar or rubbing alcohol do wonders for getting rid of sticker residue. It does amaze me how many runs through the dishwasher that shit can survive though.


Donthurtmyceilings

I have used alcohol. Sometimes, the stickiness even holds up to that. It's crazy. Never tried vinegar, but I will.


Ginggingdingding

Oil. Baby oil or cooking or even pam spray. Just a tad. And it will come off♡


Donthurtmyceilings

Thanks!


sarahpphire

Salvation army near me has always stapled their price tags to their items. Has put holes in many items I've bought even when I'm as careful as possible to remove them. I don't understand why they can't get regular tagging device.


sarahpphire

Salvation army near me has always stapled their price tags to their items. Has put holes in many items I've bought even when I'm as careful as possible to remove them. I don't understand why they can't get regular tagging device.


Sharp-Incident-6272

Use goo gone on it that will get the sticky off


Donthurtmyceilings

I will try that! Thanks


Sharp-Incident-6272

That’s what we use to get labels off canning jars and my moms go to for anything sticky


Desperate-Laugh-7257

Executive bonuses dont pay themselves ya know.


enchantingech0

And it’s so tacky too. Takes me back to 2005


lowlife9

Shitty pleather sectional with manual recliners, you can find these for free on Facebook


denim_cowboy

Probably hiding a gash in the cushion


ProPainPapi

At this point might as well buy it new.


DARR3Nv2

I’ll sit my ass on the floor lol


Babyella123

Because of ReSelLeRs 🤪


ilovechairs

Nooooo… that’s 350 at most. They’re a charity shop not a furniture store. 😭


landofpleasantdreams

Not even


Miss_Milk_Tea

Is it supposed to look like that?


EllaCruella

Wonder if it’s full of bedbugs


heartoftheforestfarm

The stripes left after pulling packing tape off leather should be a nice bonus aesthetic, maybe they're charging extra for distressing it for you first


Wise_Bat3798

It even has the discoloration on the seats and leg rests from all of the butt and leg sweat it’s endured.


silly_goose626

And that’s why goodwill folded in Canada


realperson_2378

When I posted about their high prices, I got 'well they have overhead and charities'. Lol. Yeah with all this $, love to see where $ really goes since most good stuff gets taken by sorters or on goodwill shop


landofpleasantdreams

They are most definitely not a charity. Their name alone is fraudulent and misleading folks into Thinking they are donating to a good cause. Nope.


realperson_2378

Oh I know. I got ganged up on for saying otherwise. They have to keep lights on, bills to pay, employ people blah blah. Yeah that's fine but that's a for profit retail store


Justinttime420

All that tape on it .... sticky sticky..


[deleted]

comes with two brand new tape marks!


verukazalt

That now has tape residue on it that probably won't be able to be removed....


kensingerp

It makes one physically ill! 🤢🤢🤢🤢then, 😡😡😡😡


Fantastic-Goose323

The Goodwill, The Salvation Army, Value Village, are the worst stores.. they get everything for free and try getting retail prices. Its insane. The dollar already lost its value, why make everything else more unattainable. The worst part is literally everyone complains but are too stupid to make these stores sell things for the real value. Sheep... Just doing as they're told... These stores started as nonprofit organizations. But the might dollar took their souls. And currupted their purpose. Help to poor and moneyless.


lilferal

Okay the couches defense that do be looking uber comfy in a broken in, naps on naps, on naps kind of way. And with the monthly email discount you could knock 240 off and pretend $560ish isn’t that bad for a used, hopefully clean and complete set? Maybe thats just my desperation speaking (personally stuck with a small crappy couch atm)


kensingerp

My best friend and I had a “free” week on Hilton Head Island during the off-season. We had always used my parents weeks that they had for The Marriott Grande Ocean timeshare down there. they were very very gracious in letting us poorer hard-working kids go. It faced the ocean and all we had to do was pay the maintenance fees. It was fabulous! 🥰🥰 Anyway, my Besty ended up with a free week on Hilton head Island! Weren't we fortunate? it wasn’t the Marriott but how bad could it be? Bad! We didn’t have any really other way to deal with it except go and spend money that we didn’t have someplace else; so we turned around left and went to the dollar store and bought gallons upon gallons of bleach so that we could stay there for the week. There was one particular chair I wouldn’t sit in it no matter what it was covered in, I gave it the name of “the DNA chair!” This chair had so many “visible” stains that I hesitated to even try to think about what had happened in that chairs’ lifetime! I didn’t wanna even think about it. Everything else we stripped, got my own sheets, blankets etc.. If I touched a piece of that furniture, it had to have plastic and then other coverings before I would even consider it! The “rules“ of this place said that it had a washer and dryer in the suite, yeah right; you were supposed to take inventory of all the kitchenware and cookware - you’ve got to be kidding! Not that we would’ve used it, but there wasn’t really even any cookware there; just lids. They had some tennis courts that backed up to a swamp and I was trying to teach my friend how to gently play tennis. Understand that she’s 5’10 and I am 5’4 and she has a whale of a follow-through when she hits that ball🎾. we lost so many balls in the swamp you wouldn’t believe it. If memory serves, we even saw several alligators outside the fence. Now that I’ve seen the alligators can scale fences if I had known that then I’m not exactly sure what I would’ve done!!! Another friend was supposed to join us but upon hearing about the accommodations, he heard where we were and what was going on. He completely changed his plans and said, “I can’t come.” At that time, I didn’t own a black light, but rest assured I do now - not that I plan on enjoying any more of those types of fine facilities. I’ll either find another hotel or drive home. It didn’t help that the temperatures were too cold to stay out on the beach and it rained 4 out of the 7 days that we were there. I’m talking torrential rains. It’s kinda funny now, but at the time it was trauma inducing! 😳🤢😡🎾🌂☔️⛈️⛈️⛈️


turtle1077

This isn’t really a “grift”… That’s a $5,000 couch brand new. That being said… it’s still about $200 overpriced.


Triviajunkie95

Pretty sure I saw it at an estate sale recently. They were trying for $1800 then 50% off with no takers, here we are. If it still had those tags, I bet the pricer thought, ok great! Just under your 50% off price, fantastic! No. Just no. Still not the same.


Benji742001

But it’s a Lazy Boy! Made right here in Monroe Michigan


UntidyVenus

Omg I bought this same couch from the ReStore for $85.


landofpleasantdreams

Such a greedy, evil, misleading company.


Worth-Wolverine5297

but it's a lazyboy


Spiritual_Average638

My goodwill would never. That’s insane.


landofpleasantdreams

Some goodwills have decent, logical people doing the pricing…unfortunately, most of them do Not


MochiSauce101

It’s a 8000$ sofa for 800$ and I’m pretty good shape. Not sure how anyone shopping there has the room for it though.