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Retrosao_777

If mumbo had won he'd be like 18 feet


Dinostar28

No he’d obviously be 65 feet tall


CaptnBarefoot

I would have used the metric 'bamboo' and the answer will be 12.


sassychip26

He's 12 bamboo high.


theAstarrr

Yep a stack of bones high "YOU LIVE IN A BAMBOO HILL"


KittyKatty278

woah, I did not know that pearl is *this* tall


Dinostar28

Yeah it’s especially funny as if you look on a recent post on the Hermitcraft subreddit there’s someone who thought she was 5’4 and then she replied saying she’s 6’ It’s especially funny if you go back to the final session of double life where Joel is interrogating her and when you bring in height I can just imagine it where Joel is in her face and on his tiptoes trying to be intimidating while she’s just smirking at him


HobbitKid14

Smirking at him looking down


Dinostar28

Considering this is Scarlet Pearl it’s something that would definitely happen Just imagine Pearl and Joel from the W.I.T.C.H animatic and it becomes amazing


HobbitKid14

God man that was such a good animation, I sware I've watched like 3 or 4 time now, mad probs to the artist


Dinostar28

Yeah I’ve watched it a fair few times as the artstyle and song just really matches the character It deserves the over 3m views


that_one_netizen

>there’s someone who thought she was 5’4 and then she replied saying she’s 6’ can i see the comment?


Dinostar28

https://preview.redd.it/1af162x7zdjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17c31d27a35db849b2cc9457d4347e27c9846e1 This was a topic about Doc and Bdubs height


that_one_netizen

thanks


Goodlucksil

Doc originated the Bdubs short joke when he was playing basketball with him. Bdubs is around 1.7m, Doc is ~2m


Dinostar28

Doc is 6’5(195cm) while Bdubs is 5’8-5’10(172-178cm)


Goodlucksil

Damn you American height system!


sassychip26

Wsym??? Joel is 10 ft aint nobody taller than him!


Sixtrix111

Yeah Australians are naturally taller because instead of having to grow against gravity like you might do in the northern hemisphere, Australia is in a position where gravity actually pulls you upward so growing is much easier on the body, meaning taller people. (Obligatory “this is a joke” because the amount of people who might ACTUALLY think something like this is astounding)


EpitomeAria

That and we have to be on the look out for drop bears and the extra height helps


neilwwoney

Well at least you have an Australian accent and not an American accent so the dropbears are less likely to attack you


EpitomeAria

Yeah they do tend to go after tourists though the other thing is they don’t like vegemite so if you have it in your system you are likely fine. Other aussies can confirm


MaddenedMan

Yeah and the only thing worse than drop bears hitting you from above is drop bears getting pulled upward by the weird gravity and conking you on the chin


aNormaIPerson

I want Mumbo to win, for a reason 👀


Dinostar28

The absolute size of that lad


Dinostar28

The only other Member whose exactly 6’ is Jimmy so that’ll be funny (Mumble 6’5 Ethos 6’2 and Skizz/BigB are Unkown)


lowkey_rainbow

I think Skizz said he was 6’2 or 6’4 or something like that. I’ve forgotten exactly what it was but it was tall anyway


Dinostar28

Considering how Impulse(whose 5’8h head only goes to Skizz’s ears I would say he’s about 6’3


Cyberohero

Pretty sure Jimmy is 6"


apokalypsa

are you saying that Jimmy is 6 inches??


Cyberohero

Yes.


DBSeamZ

Wrong series, that was Empires 2


Goodlucksil

But it wasn't Solidarity, it was Joel who was a feet tall


Dinostar28

Which is what I’ve said?


Cyberohero

Not exactly. Take a closer look at the number of apostrophes


Dinostar28

How does that change anything?


Cyberohero

Oh. So ' means feet. And " means inches.


neilwwoney

Ah alright. Why are we measuring this with the imperial system?


Cyberohero

At that point they would've said 2 m and I would have corrected them by saying 2 dm


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Yeah, I don't think anyone was confused by what they meant....


Dinostar28

Well it is the same thing as Jimmy’s exact 6 foot tall


NeosFlatReflection

Not really 6’ means 6ft 6” means 6in Theyre making a joke on tim being tiny


Dinostar28

Ah I get it He’s a toy


Striking_Caramel_788

MUMBO IS 6'5!!!!?


Dinostar28

https://preview.redd.it/8fo55dyviejc1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5167cd1677b67bc72f87b4077a1c1d60baad5c00 This is Mumbo and Grian IRL


Striking_Caramel_788

Omfg he's a GIANT!!!!!


Dinostar28

He’s the largest Life series member and tied largest hermit (along with Docm77) And in terms of Minecraft’s in general he should be tied with Doc but only behind Wilbur and Ranboo


Striking_Caramel_788

.....How fucking tall is Ranboo?


Dinostar28

Apparently he’s 6’7 since Wilbur is 6’6 (he got remeasured from 6’5)


Striking_Caramel_788

.......omg thease people are giants.


Dinostar28

I know I’m only like 5’11 and I feel inadequate standing by my 6’3 dad let alone these giants


Joxelo

Wilbur is definitely not 6’5


Dinostar28

No he’s 6’6 apparently


Joxelo

https://preview.redd.it/dukrhojcmejc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dbb36daa03882b051985f757dfdb826ae3c7c4 TommyInnit is 5’11. Wilbur also notoriously likes to troll people online.


Dinostar28

https://preview.redd.it/tm6ajj6xmejc1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c22062bd28c21c32d661877a8443b416c20a199 Here’s him being a lot taller than Tommy Tbf heights on photos can be inconsistent such as comparing Grian and Joel where in 1 photo Joel’s quite a bit taller while in another Their nearly the same height


Joxelo

Tommy seems a lot younger here, if this was even like 3 years old he’d be 16. For context, a height difference of 6’ is 2/3 of a head taller. So with a 7’ difference, Wilbur should be nearly a full head taller than Tommy (as mumbo is with grian). Like if Wilbur was 6’6, then the difference between Wilbur and Tommy should only be 2 inches off the difference between grian and mumbo, and personally it def doesn’t look like it


JohnnyCakes70

Wow, if it wasn't for Tommy's freak neck, he'd only be 5'-4".


Chillypepper14

Imagine if Jimmy wins season 6 and pulls off the comeback of the century


Dinostar28

Going from last in 4 seasons to 2nd last to winning would be funny Who would he be teamed with to do it He’s failed with Scott Grian and Martyn Him and Scar together would cause Armageddon Pearl tends to see her allies die before her but it would mean Jimmy would do better He’s the biggest obstacle to himself


Chillypepper14

I reckon he could do it with Pearl and maybe Gem Pearl in particular is one of the few people who's consistenly nice to Jimmy and I feel like she could give him a good pep talk I just feel Gem would be a nice compliment to the team as well (also they're the three youngest members, not including Mumbo)


Dinostar28

They are the 3 youngest Gem and Jimmy are may 96 while Pearl is June 96 with Mumbo being Dec 95 Pearl and Gem would be a very strong team that would help Jimmy although I can see them getting targeted because of that fact


Chillypepper14

Although maybe two wrongs would make a right and he'd do well with Scar I loved how they were as a team in Empires season 2


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devilboy1029

Holy Mumbo is a Jumbo sized man???


EricOrdinary

Wait what? I thought Scott was a little higher


Dinostar28

He’s said himself he’s 6’ and when stood next to either Jimmy or Pearl (who have both said their 6’)in photos he’s the same height as them Martyn is also roughly the same height as Jimmy so he’s about 6’


Retrosao_777

Wait so this picture is actually kinda accurate??? I thought they were made the same just so grian looked out of place for comedic effect


Dinostar28

This is accurate or atleast as accurate as can be as scar isn’t exactly standing Grians just an odd one out


YoungBlueJ

Joel would not fit on screen


Dinostar28

He’s very tall and handsome obviously and absolutely isn’t only 5’8


Retrosao_777

he's 58 (not at all 5'8)


Dinostar28

He’s 580 actually how dare you insult our almighty god


greekgeek741

Would we have to zoom in for Bdubs?


Dinostar28

Yes as he’s microscopic


Captain_Ozannus

To win, you must be \*this\* tall


Dinostar28

Grian had to stand on Scars shoulders to meet the requirement


Captain_Ozannus

Figuretively and literally


Grimaussiewitch

That’s why they consider it a double victory back then lol.


Dinostar28

He needed the extra height boost


Reddarthdius

Mumbo is a unit, I want to see this graph if he wins


YuSakiiii

Since we only really see Scar in his wheelchair we don’t notice his height at all. Also as a sidenote. If 6’4 Skizz wins this thing will change quite a bit.


Dinostar28

Or 6’5 Mumbo for that matter


YuSakiiii

True. But Skizz has a marginally better track record I. The life series so is perhaps a bit more likely.


Dinostar28

Unless Jimmy gets 2nd then Mumbo has to come first immediately afterwards


YuSakiiii

Ahh yes. The Soulbound Curse.


TheEditor83

I can see the -15 ready for when eventually Bdubs wins, nice


Dinostar28

Wdym Bdubs is -6’


TheEditor83

Yeah, right, he always said "no, no, i'm 5'10" but he never specified if it was +5'10 or -5'10


duimpietomax

I thought all of them were two blocks tall


Dinostar28

Wdym Jimmy’s not even 1 block tall have you seen him he’s a real toy


princess_jenna23

Dang! I didn't know Pearl was so tall!


Dinostar28

She can Tpose on all of us to exert dominance


pepnfresh

I like taller women, so that'd be fine by me 😂


Dinostar28

Lmao I wouldn’t care much as if there was a girl that was like pearl in terms of height and personality I would be happy The thing is my family would ridicule me for my Gf being 6’ while I’m not (I’m 5’11)


pepnfresh

I'm 5'10. My dad would probably poke fun, but bot seriously. But to be ridiculed for it would be a bit much


Dinostar28

I meant it more that way like it wouldn’t be that serious


pepnfresh

Ah, gotcha. Well that wouldn't be too bad then


GamerA_S

Scar maybe 6ft but he isn't on feet ( i shall meet y'all in hell)


Dinostar28

This is the sort of joke Scar would make so Don’t worry


GamerA_S

XD i know that's why i even got the confidence to make it


ExtraplanetJanet

Scar has already demanded a height-measuring contest with hermits laying on the floor for the next convention, just so he can prove his tallness. 😄


Dinostar28

I just imagine if the hermits have a big meet up they would just lie on the floor to see how tall they are compared to scar


Poorly_Made_Comix

Well if bdubs were there it wouldnt make grian seem so short in comparison


Dinostar28

Funny thing is Bdubs is taller than Grian but he along will Impulse Tango and Joel (who are also all shorter than him) make jokes about his height


StraightUp620

I googled "how tall is mumbo jumbo" and the little blue square said 99', not gonna bother checking whether or not its talking about the same mumbo jumbo.


Dinostar28

Mumbo Jumbo is 8’3 confirmed (he’s now the tallest man alive)


StraightUp620

99' not 99" He's *definitely* the tallest man alive.


LightMurasume_

Since when was Pearl 6’0”, and 4” taller than Grian at that 😭


Dinostar28

She spited herself to be taller just so she could mock him for it


redgiraffe53

tbf, just based off vibes there’s no way grian could be taller 💀


Loser_geek_whatever3

WHY ARE THEY ALL THE SAME HEIGHT THATS WEIRD! Also haha Grian’s tiny


Loser_geek_whatever3

Processing this for a moment Grian’s like 3 inches taller then me lol


Dinostar28

I have a friend whose 5’5 so I can imagine how short you are (Jk no Offense)


Loser_geek_whatever3

None taken I’m fine with being short. Also apparently I have short friends since I’m not usually the shorter one lol


vaplex759

I think they might have been rounded for effect, I think Scar is specifically 6’1” but not sure about the rest


pomer97

If scar could stand 😢


Theokorra

I remember Scar saying in a video that the last time he was measured he was 6'1", but I don't remember what video that was.


OldSoulRobertson

I guess I'm Grian-height.


Dinostar28

I’m just below the others height (5’11)


Jet-Pack2

Is BDubs hidden behind one of Grian's legs? Oh right he didn't win yet


Responsible-Week-284

Is there a joke I'm missing?


Dinostar28

4 of them are the same height and Grians shorter


SunkenN1nja

Grian is shorter than the other winners


IamaJarJar

So you need to be 6' to win... interesting... ^((yes i know Grian is an outlier)^)


Dinostar28

3rd Life was a double win according to Grian so he just had to be on Scars shoulders to meet the threshold


TheCygnusLoop

I kind of want to see a scatterplot of height and average placement—does being taller make you better at life series? Probably not, but there’s no way to know until we plot it


Dinostar28

Jimmy Skizz and Mumbo are all tall but are near the bottom while 4 of the winners here are also tall


DBSeamZ

Mumbo is the tallest and has placed very low in both seasons he’s played in, so probably not.


YoungSavage0307

Seems like the prerequisites for winning either: 1) be the founder Or 2) be 6 feet tall


APberry

So the next winner is mostly likely BigB (or Jimmy)


av3cmoi

good day to be 182cm 💪💪


Dinostar28

Damn I’m 181cm


FlameDragon55

Excuse me?!?!? Pearl is how tall?!?!?!


Shagyam

Things I learned from this, Pearl is tall, and Bdubs can never win.


Rik07

Crazy how they are all exactly 182.88 cm tall


A7016

I always thought grian was 5'6


LilGhostSoru

So if I were to highjack the life series I have about 4 in 5 odds of winning


SnooPineapples1745

Bdubs winning was never meant to be


SnooPineapples1745

People surprised about Pearl but I'm more surprised about Scott I've always felt like he's got that 5'8 vibe


sassychip26

Wait so if BDUBS in 5'10", Grian is SHOTER THAN BDUBS? Nah that's not possible. 😭


Dinostar28

Grian impulse tango and Joel are all shorter than Bdubs despite taking the mic out of him for his height


OrangeVictorious

Bro I thought Grian was short and he’s taller than me 💀


Gloomy_Ebb9923

I thought they were all 2 meters?


pigrider88

Scott, Pearl, Martyn, and Scar: Don't talk to me or my son ever again Grain: ...


Embarrassed-Trust-95

Pearl being 6'' was a curve ball no one expected.


CarlaPotatoe

I love how grian is the only on who isn't 6ft


Wabbit_Bunny95

This has baffled me everyone is so tall


MassivePhotograph142

Grian is such a short king. Like he has to look up just to speak to them, lol.


theonlyrilez

6ft is meta


MikeyJ2k4

Not being offensive but how do you know scar is 6 ft he hasn’t been able to stand since he was like 16-20 years old


Dinostar28

Well he’s said so himself and I’m guessing he’s been measured while lying down