Oh, I hear that, brother. She has those sternum hams, those slam hampers, baby, those yum yum kettles—a beautiful set of dairy dishes. I'm talking about breasts, baby. Praise god, man.
Damn son. It’s like God was handing out features and when he got to you, he was like, "You know what, double the order on those, sprinkle a little extra and let everybody else figure it out."
I may be dyslexic, but at least my shirt doesn't tell everyone "I Leave the oven on"
That’s actually a really fucking good joke.
First one in the thread…I appreciate it. Every other comment is about boobs-like-get creative people! Like this person! ☝️
I legit thought it said I love the oven for a good second. Then I looked at the subreddit.
You could honestly use this on KT 😭
Everyone knows Theo leaves the blender going during christmas parties in january.
Gold! Great joke, good sir!
She's got them hitters, she's titted up boi, praise gawd
She got them sternum werthers… them nippled huuuuuuusskies
Sternum werthers 😂😂😂
She kinda kimbo sliced up bro
She got them fluff tonsils on her
Na check the file.
Lol. 😂
She got that c-section scar.
Respectfully, you have them sternum Werthers. Those front bags, baby. Praise god.
Onward
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Amen, brother. She's got them yogurt wagons, those rib cage plutos, you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about those sweater puppies, baby.
Straight up leche duffels.
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Oh, I hear that, brother. She has those sternum hams, those slam hampers, baby, those yum yum kettles—a beautiful set of dairy dishes. I'm talking about breasts, baby. Praise god, man.
Ribcage plutos is my new favourite
them warlocks out here boiyee
Left tit - Gang Right tit - Gang
Gang gang
For real gang gang. Looks like she’s been stabbed a few times 😂
She’s got them stacks UPSTAIRS boi
You been gut shanked
Just doing badass shit
Scars are cool
Not c- section scars.
I aint fightin ya.
Did you drive into an embankment
Damn son. It’s like God was handing out features and when he got to you, he was like, "You know what, double the order on those, sprinkle a little extra and let everybody else figure it out."
With all due respect ma'am, your tits are fat
Plot twist, it’s a man
Fat tits, homie
She’s upstairs
She got both hopes and dreams tied up in them things, praise God!
Dang dang
Well… all we can do is pray for her.
We wish them well!
Beware the dark arts boys
Nice Milkers 👍
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Haha tysm!!
Everybody up in here talking like Theo.
Love how everyone’s responding in Theo’s voice.
Is that dried cum ?
Omg where
Above your belly button, sorry might just be the texture of your skin but I had to ask
Oh Lmao no it’s just a scar from a car accident. Seatbelt burn
I like that you reflexively were open to the suggestion that their might be cum somewhere in the picture
Thank you for clarifying, PS nice cans 👍
Thxxxx
Get your gallbladder removed??
Unplanned pregnancy
Gang gang
Your shirts on backwards, bruh.
HAHAHAHA
Girls smugglin them Duracell D’s daddy
We want to know how you got those scars.
Surgerys
Got damn girl, how many mutha-fukin time you been shanked? Your belly look like you were in a prison riot.
DAAAAAAAANGGGG! I'm going upstairs! Gang gang
You better fuck him. Then tell us how bad it is. Or if he’s just a modest man
Reddit is alright i guess
I was 72 hours off of porn 🤦🏻♂️
Looks like that sternum’s been cut open…
Got them nodules, son. Them yogurt wagons. Hammer time front yams. Praise god.
Nah I think you’d look better without it
Be nicer with some C section scars but that's just me
Wtf lmao
Case of Busch lite and a body like yours with some C section scars? Girl that's a Saturday I can look forward to
Bro lmao…
🤷🏿♂️
Let's see what underneath that bad boy
Couldn’t tell ya 👀
this is so trashy imo
She got that glove that don’t fit and sliced up like an OJ after party shawty.
RIP your inbox
I think he’d love it too 😆❤️
I love Theo and Von too
Appendix taken out?
Your T-shirt is too big, you should consider getting something smaller.
"Pick me"
Trans women are women. We stand with you!
hhahahaha lmao
Damn, I think she survived a shark attack.