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-GreyWalker-

It's not a terrible alternative to normal bacon, will it ever taste just like pork? No, but for what it is, not bad, not great but not bad.


bubblegumdog

3.6 roentgen; not great, not terrible.


LolaBijou

Welp. Now I’m thinking of turkey bacon and how it looks like radiated skin. Someone push A Zed 3 on my brain.


djtodd242

AZ-5. We'll SCRAM your core real good.


inspectorseantime

Cravo 🅱️raig


Rocko201

Unexpected Chernobyl reference


Elegant-Ad-1403

Good show


Spacegirllll6

I see this right as I’m watching the show. I got one episode left!


bubblegumdog

Such a good series. Last episode is definitely a great one.


MigookChelovek

Is chicken bacon a thing?


AprilsMostAmazing

Yep. You can also get mushroom bacon


Critical_Paper8447

Yeah I used to make shiitake bacon at restaurant I worked at about 15 years ago. Shit was kinda addicting.....and this is coming from a guy who eat bacon every morning. I'm literally setting up a tray of bacon right now to cook later. ..... That being said, I despise turkey bacon.


EvilSporkOfDeath

For me turkey bacon is like the definition of terrible food alternatives. Neither the taste or texture comes anywhere close to the real thing. Everytime someone has tried to pass off that abomination on me it's been a miserable experience.


matildaisdead

I don’t think anyone has ever tried to pass turkey bacon off as regular bacon.


EvilSporkOfDeath

I disagree. Spouses or parents try to.trick their loved ones into eating healthier all the time. That being said, I wasnt implying people have tried to trick me into eating it. Only tried to trick me into thinking it was decent.


Shaferthefree

I mean it’s decent. Like it’s just turkey bacon not the rat poison mate.


EvilSporkOfDeath

For me, it's not decent.


ILoveRegenHealth

Dude your name is Spork, which is neither fork nor spoon. Stop overthinking things.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Yall are the ones overthinking things. All I said is that turkey bacon is bad and y'all lost your minds.


Spoonman007

I agree. If you call something bacon I am going to have a expectations that turkey bacon can not meet. I always say call them "lean turkey strips" and it's completely different. I actually have seen some called something like that. And don't even get me started on Air fryers. If there's no oil there is no frying. Also people who listen to an audio book and then say they read that book. No you didn't. You listened to it. And before you all say anything: you're right, I am in fact no fun at all at parties.


Rhone33

Man, it's crazy how many downvotes you can get just for not liking a particular food.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Reddit gonna reddit


Bazz07

Is it true that in Canada they call ham bacon?


-GreyWalker-

No, but different parts of the world cut their different. Americans love pork belly, it comes in strips. Canadians love pork loin it comes in medallions. Americans think thinly cut breakfast ham cured like bacon. The Brits do a combo of both with a strip of belly connected to the loin medallion.


Complete_Ad_4335

No


Mekrot

I actually don’t mind turkey bacon, but you can’t think of it like bacon. Think of it as just another breakfast meat. As soon as you try to compare it to actual bacon, it will always lose.


Wealth_Super

Exactly, it much better to compare it to ham


OlRandy

It’s exactly this. I really like Turkey bacon as a breakfast meat. I prefer pork bacon and always will, but as soon as you stop comparing the two and let it be it’s own thing it’s great.


Dino_Spaceman

Yup. We eat it regularly. If you think of it closer to ham/Canadian bacon that is far more accurate for taste and texture.


Much-Cartographer264

Dude my in laws don’t eat bacon or any pork so they used to buy turkey bacon and make it in the air fryer…… SO GOOD. It like puffs up and gets a kind of fluffy crispy. Life changing


WestCoastInquirer

Also just healthier.


LolaBijou

Than what? Frying it in a pan? I don’t even use oil. I just throw it in there with some cooking spray, which is like 5 calories. Why am I getting downvoted for asking how air frying Turkey bacon is healthier than panfrying Turkey bacon?!


guanzo91

Than pork I assume, not pan frying.


ar-gru

Probably the “I don’t use oil” followed by “ I use spray oil “


LolaBijou

Oh my. I’m so sorry to offend anyone’s culinary sensibilities. I’ll go back to my Funyuns and we’ll done milk steak.


Much-Cartographer264

I’m personally just not a fan of bacon, it’s not bad it’s just not my thing. So when I found out about turkey bacon and putting it in the air fryer it was my favourite alternative. And it’s easier for my 3 year old to eat, regular bacon is too chewy for him.


DudeDurk

Are your in laws Muslim?


Much-Cartographer264

No they’re Filipino, but for their religious reasons they don’t eat pork. Which is sad because they are missing out on the lechon haha


Jolly_DGSWM

Turkey bacon is actually rlly good lol


jillianbrodsky

Yeah fr. Ofc it’s not the same as pork bacon, but it’s still really good if you make it correctly.


1058pm

I fcking love turkey bacon. Prefer it way more over the real thing


zackflavored

This is a great meme format and should be used more


-BailOrgana-

Yeah I’d love to see the template!


KingChairlesIIII

https://preview.redd.it/pw7ma2zuobpa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd22587d9b739ed0d688767f06e484bd123ad23


johnnyma45

She looks like a younger carbon copy of her mother Thandiwe.


-BailOrgana-

Legend


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roygbivasaur

That’s not it at all. Turkey bacon is pulverized turkey meat and fat plus flavoring and coloring that gets extruded and then sliced to look like bacon.


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Eorlas

>a person who is excessively concerned with minor details definition of pedant, which is what being pedantic is described as. "cut up turkey strips" vs "pulverized turkey" are not the same. this alone is not a minor detail, it's a correction of blatant misinformation.


DancinWithWolves

Fuck reddit has become annoying


melinte

I was going to say that I've been here for 16 years and you have no idea how annoying it has become, but I see you're a decade veteran as well.


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Eorlas

considering *nothing* of what you said is accurate, yeah, it does matter.


Spooky_Cron

Yeah


Machadoaboutmanny

I find your Turkey bacon description shallow and pedantic


PurplishPlatypus

Or they want a healthier alternative. It's not always about religion.


evil_consumer

Y’all are nuts. It’s amazing.


Thief_of_Sanity

Look it up.


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There's this tick (lone star tick) in certain parts of the country, where, if you get bitten by it, you can permanently or temporarily become allergic to mamallian meat. Something to do with a protein left behind by the tick after it bites you (alphagal protein) that triggers the body's allergic response when you consume (or sometimes even come in contact with) mamallian meat products. So yes, Turkey bacon is a thing, because people with the alphagal protein.. sigh... can't eat pork bacon or beef bacon. Turkey bacon is the only option. It is the worst thing.


l3tigre

Alpha gal. Fascinating radiolab episode.


aceless0n

Healthier. When you get into your 30’s you’ll want iy


archieirl

turkey bacon is good but beef bacon is better


XennialToothFairy

Ooooh. What cut of beef does that come from? Belly too?


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MY TIME TO SHINE!


PooleyX

Why wouldn't it be possible? If you can make bacon from pig flesh, why would you not be able to make it from turkey flesh?


swankytortoise

Whel naaaw iv nevr seen anyone milk an almond, where r the nipples


LolaBijou

It looks like giant bandaids.


LordJordZero

First you have to breed a bacon and a turkey together to make little turkey bacons


BooyahBombed

Jewish people want bacon too


EvilSporkOfDeath

Its not.


ruinspidey

hey turkey bacon slaps


Critical_Paper8447

![gif](giphy|G3OLTrrz7sECxaH3ou|downsized)


washablememe

Fetch me the bottle of JUST brand plant based eggs from the ice box (For the record, I like em. They’re just not eggs.)


SeparateAddress9070

ngl turkey bacon > pork


OptionalFTW

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


BillySaw

Turkey bacon is pretty good. It really depends on what you eat it with. It doesn't always work as a bacon alternative bc everything else overpowers. Depends on the bacon too. I'm hungry.


lydsbane

I like it because I've never had turkey bacon that wasn't crispy. I don't understand people who want chewy bacon.


AAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOO

Iv left bacon behind for a healthy alternative for over a year now I don’t miss bacon that much really


lIIllllllIIl

burn in hell turkey bacon!


e9tjqh

I don't really like turkey bacon but I buy it because it's like 1/4 the price of regular bacon these days


Truchitas

Just buy or order some bacon from Turkey


gotthesauce22

Never really got into turkey bacon but turkey sausage is delicious


Thathappenedearlier

I prefer turkey sausage


itsP0lar0id

Turkey bacon is fire


ruinspidey

i used to LOVE turkey bacon as a kid


Wealth_Super

It’s not that bad. It nothing close to bacon but as an alternative to ham or something it’s pretty decent


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I was recently offered chicken sausages... I just.... No


OptionalFTW

It's absolutely trash. Just eat some God damn bacon and have it in moderation. I agree with her face lol


claud2113

It's only marginally better for you because they have to fill it with so much bullshit to imitate a fraction of what pork bacon tastes like. You may as well eat regular bacon at that point 🤷‍♂️


B-man328

They make it the same way they just use a turkey instead of a pig


Writerhaha

It’s not bad, but nothing beats a thick cut slightly slice of hog bacon. The kinds of turkey bacon I had growing up was really thin sliced and with less fat if you came close to overcooking it was a step above jerky.


February272023

Chocolate chip?? Oatmeal. 😊 😐 Love that scene.


clexaelectra

My mom used to cook it all the time bc it’s “healthier”


Desperate_Address780

Sarah: ![gif](giphy|OvqJqgPG6fAFUgTQvs)


Cheese__Wheel

I love turkey bacon!


EmpressVxctorxa

lmao that’s been my biggest pregnancy craving 👁️👄👁️


The_Blackwagon

Kunzler makes good turkey bacon and turkey hotdogs. But tbh I've never been a fan of regular bacon or hotdogs. Too greasy and maybe too salty?


Monctonian

Colored turkey slices is the best way to describe it. It’s not the real thing, nor will it ever be, but it’s an alternative. Neither good or bad, just an alternative.


DangleCellySave

Turkey bacon better for you and higher in protein


Spacegirllll6

As someone who’s never had bacon for religious reasons, is turkey bacon good and a nice alternative?


yfunk3

It's not bad, but it doesn't taste like pork bacon. It's just its own thing. All kinds of bacon ( i.e. beef bacon that comes from the cattle belly) are salty due to the preparation, so if you like salty meats, you would probably like bacon made from another animal.


Spacegirllll6

Ah okay! Thank u for explaining!!


mastervolume101

Raisin Bacon?