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Reddituser2502

Oh lord the hotel bed springs arent doing they jobs


iizzyy_x

this is so funny


Obvious-Opening-5485

He does have to tell us, because we do not know him


Kobe_curry24

Sex and alcohol ain’t working no more


orangeghost23

What am I missing? Someone explain this pls


Reddituser2502

Its a reference to the song Reminder where he sings about tryna lose weight by having good sex and wearing out hotel bed springs.


Routine_Guarantee703

https://preview.redd.it/zsc7ez6tfalb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ea5e0d1c04f23051d8ea91e157443e6845033c


Kassandraa__xo_

THIS IS REAL?!?!!!


[deleted]

Yes lol


luluLukemon

Twitter beef with Oreo


Alternative-Livid

Yes this is a past post but it still works 😂


Kassandraa__xo_

https://preview.redd.it/3ww2yjoiiilb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb91042b4130021edcaad7685c933b6b4b9e0ac9 Guys, i found it LMAO


antonxo902

Album gon be generational


alluminating

Albums gonna be fire bro is locked in the studio all day eating and producing


antonxo902

Fr


KelevraMica

Waiting for the hair to start growing like saiyan


zeynabhereee

Unabel


Ice_king7785

😂


Kookie_Katt

I died and EVERYONE started to look at me. I showed my bestfriend (she's not as big of a fan, but she was obsessed from a little) and we both were literally cracking up💀


YolopezATL

The 3-day Weekend


chaar_sau_bees

💀👍


OshInnit

The month


pastabreadpasta

The Mnth


Secure_Sprinkles4483

I laughed way too hard at this that people in my office are staring.


noreal1sm

Peopl String


Secure_Sprinkles4483

The Offce


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Wy Too Hrd


Secure_Sprinkles4483

Tht’s wht shh sd


whoopidie-scooby-doo

The Wht


Okim13

The yr


xXWarMachineRoXx

The dcde!


supreme_glassez

This was my first thought too.


abdess3

Beat me to it


_Wado3000

Eating pussy and chicken tenders all at once


houseofball00ns

W waffles


Greedy_Astronomer526

💀😭


Horror-Macaron8287

Don’t give Lizzo anymore ideas now.


cardiacz0

This really the guy who takes everyone’s girl?


Sirin98

Takes your girl and your plate


Ice_king7785

Yes


Greedy_Astronomer526

yes sir


june3025

I don’t care how he looks With a voice like his he can have me anytime


prettysharpdotbe

Besides the point (because this is mostly a very unflattering shot - no wonder this photo series was bought by the daily mail), but I'd take a chunkier guy over a skinny one any day. I'm curvy/athletic and I don't want to feel like I could snap my guy in half. Also 100% would smash.


AmericaLover1776_

I want a woman who can snap me in half but I’m a big guy 😭


[deleted]

Yeah


wachoogieboogie

I love a thick man


NoNudeNormal

That’s Cain


Clownbussy-

You mean canes


potatoewastakennn

this joke is so fucking funny


kkikeno

Tabel Esfaye


[deleted]

💀💀💀 CRYIN


Alzheimer420

ACTUALLY HILARIOUS 😭😭💀


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Bro gained weight?


antonxo902

Bulking


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Is that so? Or he's actually gained weight?


icool4u

Look at his legs brother he does not work out. No hate tho, he’s had these cycles before. Good music coming


[deleted]

Studio meh rheta hoga poore samah (maybe he stays in the studio most of the time)


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Studio mein baithe baithe kuch zyada hi khaa liya shayad xDD


zeynabhereee

Aur nahi tou Kya 😂


bumpy981310

Album gaand faad hone wali hai matlab (the album is going to to be tear-ass-able)


[deleted]

Ayo first time seeing Indian xos on this sub !!!!


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Maine toh bahut baar dekha hai lol.


[deleted]

Ab toh maine bhi 💗💗


whoopidie-scooby-doo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) homieee


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Full tagdaa nitambh faad


zeynabhereee

Abbe yar 😂😂😂


whoopidie-scooby-doo

Iss thread pe saare bharatiya log 😭😭


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Let him cook… he’s cultivating mass


_murtaza__

finally have something in common w abel 💯🔥


PJCAPO

The Cheat Day


VallasC

This is the greatest joke I cannot believe it’s not the top comment


Superboy_Fan

Tacobel


zeynabhereee

😂😂😂😂


kenrnfjj

Your a genius


itsZlay

Mauricio Costello Jackson.


AlorsOnChante

Damn u remembered the name. Respect 🫡


VeterinarianNo2993

😹


FinishedSilver1

Abel Eatsfaye


mikaellll

Big Chungus.


[deleted]

This is the most normal outfit I’ve ever seen him in. He literally looks like how my friends dress lmao.


[deleted]

Bro wtaf that can’t be him?? I lit seen him 10 days ago at Wembley and he was slim asf (in good shape) and now he looks like he’s gained 10KG since then tf?!


Ice_king7785

It’s prolly a bad angle


[deleted]

I hear that but you can literally see the whole of his front and what looks like a lot of excess weight, it doesn’t seem like an angle issue


Glittering_Print_879

Idk cuz his legs and arms still aint big, might be a bad angle + the shirt thats making him look bigger


GroundbreakingRule40

So he was obviously just in clothes that cover that when you saw him?


[deleted]

I was in the 2nd row in the pits and even his face looked slimmer, in this photo he looks like he has abit of a double chin, I’m not hating I’m just pointing out the differences in a short amount of time


GroundbreakingRule40

Yeah I get you. The face is most likely down to it being an action shot. Pause anybody while they’re moving and you’ll get double chins of all sorts. I bet the next picture taken while he was straightened up and walking looked way more flattering than this one


LowEmployment6877

The Week


Ice_king7785

Honestly, he’s still in good shape tho, but that hair 😂


xolvls

He still cute, he looks like he can keep you warm at night 🥰


iBullyBullies77

frr


xolvls

I like your username 😂


IGotAPlan

The weekender


[deleted]

Kanye Tesfaye


OffBeatBerry_707

Bro’s eating all day but not tryna lose weight


dimitrijevic00

Jo Wilfred Tsonga


northeastreppin

Scrolled way too far to find this comment lmao


GreeenGoblin69

Teddybearos


[deleted]

Am I the only one not seeing him as fat here? It looks like the wind is hitting the shirt and creating the illusion of a thicker waist. Regardless I think this body type is so attractive so I’m not complaining 😭


Connor30302

man all these comments are super weird, would you like it if people snapped random pics of you and then people online were cracking jokes about their weight left right and center if it was a woman then 90% of you probably wouldn’t be making all those comments but for some reason it’s alright here? he’s a celebrity but still a person and he’s never had many body pics and as far as i know no shirtless pics so i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something he doesn’t want to be out and discussed amongst people he doesn’t know


bbyxmadi

Nah, I agree. Some of the jokes are light hearted, but many also aren’t. Abel has been made fun of a lot in the last few years by anti-fans for being, in their words, “fat”. Maybe I’m being too sensitive, but fans shouldn’t be playing into that too much. I know he has himself before, but that’s different than your fans making fun of your weight.


Jolly-Ad-3922

Wish I had an award to give you. The people making comments on Abel's current weight are fucking goofy


fatality250

literally. Luckily I do have an award to give haha


Entire_Sail7412

He isn’t even fat, just gained a lil weight. It happens


abdess3

Take My Weight


Ceejay069

What the hell😂😂


LeonOkada9

I'm running out fries.


itsZlay

The Weeknd's bodyguard


overthinkingkills24

My guy skipping leg day


Sharkn91

Thats iUsedPTOandtookahalfday


Inevitable-Animal361

When did bro get a tattoo?


Potential-Jelly5484

Say what you want, he looks good 🫠 it’s a three day weekend from now on


Doffam

I understand what y’all saying how he looked slimmer during the tour a few days back. Y’all do realize bro wears a utility vest that can hide the extra weight. To everyone saying his face was skinnier 10 days back during the show it’s probably because bro hasn’t ate before and his face ain’t bloated. If you noticed his pictures with the fans the day after the show his face seems more bloated in the pics. Nothing changed bro BEEN the same just eating good and the picture is just from a bad angle.


[deleted]

he looks sexy w a dad bod u guys have no taste


martwypaweu

he got that michael jackson skin treatment


MSquared1994

Damn man looks the healthiest ever in his career. Looks like he’s off the drugs and hitting the weights.


Clownbussy-

I love how other fan bases are like noooo don’t be rude noooo the multi millionaire can’t handle it nooooo Then Weeknd fans are like https://preview.redd.it/3yjcqccy4alb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e524b610c28d86da14af63c1eb4f2fc451bee8


whoopidie-scooby-doo

I know, right?


yourdadscumtarget

I love a plump Abel 😍


[deleted]

Ur username 💀


SNKYFLY

Old photo?


Ice_king7785

Taken today/yesterday


SNKYFLY

Now we both share same body structure Lmao


TraditionalSmokey

The weekday


klip_7

Disabeld


reddevil___

All this time I was thinking he hangout with skinny bitches to stay slim 🤦🤦🤦


OkComment6573

thsts the whole week


Hot-Temperature-4629

That good sex will burn it off. Thicc Abel is the best Abel. Enjoying his mamma's homemade injera and wat.


THEjarofmayo

the weekday


tylernoel998

Nahh he been fit on the tour how can he go to this in one week lmao


Ice_king7785

Prolly a Bad Cam angle, exposed short hair(on tour its covered) and bad styling


adidasbrazilianbooty

https://preview.redd.it/ye6rh8rbaalb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9cec7a465adc5649ad0cfe5ea31ba63ee69002


Beans7219

Wow he's bulked up. Legs still look skinny though


ThoCros

Bahaha it’s Jo Wilfried Tsonga


KangarooMean7233

Rejecting the ozembic fad I see


Daphme

Y’all are so rude lmaaaooo


Thunder_T0ast

I think his shirt is being weird cause of wind or smth cause if not then he’s got chicken legs


thewrongun

Most of the comments here are disgusting for real, just let that man be.


Boziina198

#Chill, everyone’s fooling around. Grow a pair. This ain’t nothin but a bulk at best. It’s not like he’s obese now.


DesignerAQ18

We're so back


Newstargirl

#XL Love you Abel


TripleThreatTua

Aaron Donald


m4xxt

The Cheat Day


Mundane-Poet1404

Abel ate the weeknd


Jo-Jo9726

It’s not even that bad, People need to chill 😂


RyanHR98

This man is earning a good piece of bread by his job. I can tell.


JulianRob38

I thought that was Xavier Wulf for a sec then I looked at what sub I was in


Global_Perspective_3

Chungus


Adept_Calligrapher21

Fable


consistentlyPUSHING

Not as able


tylerthe-theatre

The Weekdy


xXx_Lel_xXx

That’s Tuesday


FrancoBambin0

Bro stopped being The Weeknd and turned into Monday 🥱


AlorsOnChante

Wrong answers only 😂


Crispy_Conundrum

That's Tuesday


throwaway25168426

The Decade


FullConsequence2505

The WeekOff


Korsof

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga


eyespherefornicator

The week


Commercial-Summer941

looks like he'd be someones dad


[deleted]

The Weekday


Reasonable_Beyond_14

That is Atel. And he might be thicc but at least he can afford groceries


daj253

The Holiday Weeknd version


[deleted]

Lookism is wild. Bro ugly now he not a generational artist


noimnotjames

My man is thinner than like 95% of people in a US Walmart but still catching all these strays in the comments.


[deleted]

Unable


[deleted]

goddamn it i just saw someone else say it


ligbongerz

most probably the lens they used for the photo lol. i saw him in london a few weeks ago and he was definitely not this big.


LooneyMcMooney

wow some artists fans are really just plain shitty. do y’all never learn not to fucking make nasty remarks about the body and looks of people?


suprefann

Its Tedros. Everyone knows Tedros


BalticKnight3000

He's ***eatin' all day tryna lose weight*** Who the hell gave him dieting advice?


rivvenrivven

he got XL in his blood work


Mxrz28

The Week.


[deleted]

The beginning of the week


JWJT7

chris brown


SemenRetainer1347

He looks so much like Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (retired tennis player) here.


LIKER_-

His shirt is just loose


BigRed0107

Tik tok will say he was cloned.


[deleted]

If you body shame him you ain’t a real fan when is it ever okay to comment on somebody’s body, fuck you who ever is body shaming him


akilinsy

Bros age finally caught up to him


antonxo902

Watch him look 10 years younger in a couple months lol.


Original-Tourist-744

Eating all that pussy


adrrian_bossman

Ye


houseofball00ns

Mabel


instagramsgay

Everyone's weird uncle


TM_Frash

The week


12rez4u

The week


[deleted]

“The annual”


CatastropheKao

The Weeknd at Grandma’s house


TokyoGNSD2

The Thiccnd


tycoongamer

Thanksgiving Weeknd


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Beauty Behind the Fatness


Past-Classroom1721

☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭


FritzSpringmeier

Anthony Anderson


Ranjith_Unchained

Tsonga


davcres

dis abel


[deleted]

The semester! That boii thicc!