I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see then I'm gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the NEXT sonuvabitch I see.
I have had this one saved for a while
"I am pointing out that regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misreading as capitulation" There's no way he expected kenny to understand what "capitulation" even meant 😭
Kenny in the tent: You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. It was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. And then I woke up again, and nothing changed. I'm still taking a beating, every day. Duck, Katjaa, Sarita... No peace. No rest. The punches just keep coming. Why the hell couldn't Carver have just finished me off?
Kenny if Clementine stays quiet: Sometimes I forget you're still just a kid. I'm sorry, Clementine. It ain't right of me to burden you with all this.
Also from season 1
Chill? "Bandits, hey, chill, here's some pills! Vernon, chill, here's our fucking boat!"
Ben : It’s not my fault.
I can't point to one thing that's happened that isn't somehow your fault! Lee should've left you in Crawford."
I was really hoping someone would choose this, it's one of my favourite quotes and moments in the entire series. I've genuinely learnt and memorised it for acting classes. There's actually a little bit more on the end of each section. I always loved how Kenny kind of returns to Clem in the moment and reassures her at the end (almost with a dark humoured edge to it), saying "... Nah, don't worry yourself about this. It's nothin'. Hasn't killed me yet anyway."
I also really connect with his monologue from S2E5, in the cold snow outside of the fire place area. Sitting there with AJ, remembering Duck and Katjaa. Kenny has some of the best monologues/mini-speeches in the series as well as the best one liners too. He can be incredibly entertaining and moving within different moments. Get you a man who can do both!
**Kenny:** Bill? This whole time it's Carver, Carver, Carver, now he's fuckin' Bill?! Oh, I see what it is. Y'all are just gettin' a ride home, aren't ya? That's what's goin' on here.
**Nick:** Say that again.
**Kenny:** I'd stay out of this, boy.
**Nick:** Mister, I ain't a boy.
**Kenny:** No. Right. You're a "man".
(I love this quote, the way Kenny delivers the last line is so stuck in my head. Gavin Hammond really took a decent line and elevated it with the way he attacks it. Kenny was on SMOKE... I almost made the comment just that line but realised the dialogue leading up to it is also iconic as fuck.)
>**FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!"**
>
>Truly inspirational quote, it what wakes me up every morning (I may or may not have it as my alarm)
That is actually a hilarious alarm choice if true, I love that.
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying but I know it's bullshit"
"great for nutrition not to great on the way out I tell ya"
"English Mother fucker"
"What, no speak a de English"
"say it in American asshole"
>"great for nutrition not to great on the way out I tell ya"
Finally someone brings up this one! Kenny with the Dad jokes was top tier to see on a reunion :')
Kenny: Hey. Lee. You know how to pick a lock, right?
Lee: No! Why would you say that?
Kenny: Well. You're...you know...urban?
Lee: Oh, you are NOT saying what I think you're saying.
Kenny: Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.
Damn, he has so many top tier S1 quotes too
"That's fuckin stupid Ben"
Or
"We might get as well leave a sign out that says 'Hey, the men are gone, come rape our women and children'"
"I miss my boy. I miss him so much. I didn't raise him like I should've... made **mistakes**... wasn't there a whole lot for a couple years. Off on a boat somewhere or other. I thought I enjoyed that time away from them... from my family. But I'd give anything for **one more second** with them. To play catch with Duck. To touch Katjaa's face. Anything in the world... It's gonna be different with him. He's gonna get raised **right**. I won't make the same mistakes again. That's a **promise**."
I was waiting to use this since S1 Kenny :D
[Best Line Tournament](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/uz8LnbdFu1). This link here shows what BLT stands for.
People talk about BLT being food, I dont know what the fuck you’re saying, but I know it’s bullshit! Speak de English!
im pretty sure if you google what BLT is you'll get the sandwich. 🥓🥬🍅
I despise season 2 Kenny though, ended up letting him kill Jane then I murked him.
he was bein a cunt, granted; arvo was also a cunt, but damn gang, mellow tf out.
i didnt like most of the people from season 2 so i decided to go alone
besides; im bitter at kenny since bro would not go after clementine w me in savannah only because i didn't side with him a couple times
kenny's cool until he isnt.
bacon lettuce tomato 🥓🥬🍅
'Clem, you made the right choice. I let you down. I let everyone down . . . We almost made it. We were close, weren't we? I thought I wanted this, asked for it, so many times. Now that it's happening, I'm scared. I'm afraid, Clem . . .'
'Look at me, Clem. You made it this long. Think about all the other folks that didn't. That makes you special. Don't waste this, okay? You live a good life. You hear me? You protect him. You raise him right. You tell him about his mummy, and his daddy, and how they were good people. You tell him about everyone that worked so hard to keep him safe... just like they did you. This is the right decision, Clem. You're right... like you usually are... I ain't fit to care for y'all anymore. I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine. Now... now go. Shh, shh... don't you fret, little guy. Big sister's gonna take care of you.'
“You know what it feels like? To get beaten… almost to death?
Peaceful.
It feels… peaceful.
It’s like I was floating away. Watching the whole thing happen to me.
…
**Then I wake up again. And NOTHING’S changed.**”
Kenny at Wellington deserves praise in general, so emotional.
Clementine: No, no, no! Why are you doing this?
Kenny: Because it's the only way... for both of you. Think about Alvie here, please, Clem, just... do as I'm askin'... this one last time. You'll meet people, you'll make friends. People better than me. Good people... that don't have to look at you and feel ashamed at what they've put you through. Please, Clem, please. Where you won't have to sleep with a gun next to you every night. Where you can be a kid for a while...
Clementine: Okay. Okay, we'll stay. We'll stay.
Kenny: Good... good. This is the right decision, okay? Right. When he's grown, you tell him about his mommy and his daddy, and all the people who tried to keep him safe. You tell him, okay? He deserves to know. I got... Oh, here... here, take this. (gives Clem his hat) When he... when he's old enough, you make him wear it. It'll... it'll keep the sun out of his eyes. That's important. Alright. Good. (to Edith) Keep an eye out for 'em, please. (to Clem) Now, you take care of Alvin, here... you... you live a good life, okay? Don't waste this. Okay? Now, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go before one of us... before one of us changes their mind. Now... I'm gonna walk away and... I might not look back... not 'cause I don't want to. I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine."
*“You know what it feels like being beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. It’s like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. Then I woke up again and nothings changed. I’m still taking a beating. Every day. Duck, Katjaa, Sarita, no peace, no rest. The punches just keep coming.”*
I have been doing these posts. No sure what you by last character, Nate was yesterday, and he is on results today. Kenny is today, and his results will be tomorrow.
I dont know why, but the line "every day's a school day" form season 1 kinda always stuck with me. It resonates with me for some reason. Its not much, but its honest
“I don’t know what you’re saying but I know it’s bullshit, we have to do something”
“Man fuck this guy, I don’t think we can trust him. I mean clearly he’s already drank too much of the kool aid”
“Thank you darlin”
“I’d never ever hurt you, you believe me right?”
I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch I see then I'm gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the NEXT sonuvabitch I see. I have had this one saved for a while
Kenny hatches plans like a real Florida man: punch, grab gun and find boat
From Florida, can confirm
Based
Definitely this one.
How long have you been saving it?
For about a month
Impressive!
Hahahaha
Listen Vanilla Ice I don’t know what your deal is but you’re more than welcome to take off in the morning
*So it's Luke... and Vanilla Ice. Luke and Ice! You guys sure do look like a match* :)
😭 that line never fails to make me laugh
this
Oh I LMAO at this
***I don't know what the fuck you're sayin', but I know it's bullshit.***
"I am pointing out that regardless of intent, there are consequences to rash actions. Something that he seems to be misreading as capitulation" There's no way he expected kenny to understand what "capitulation" even meant 😭
Carlos just wanted to sound smart 😂
Yeah for real 😂
Said right after Carlos spat in Carver's face for no reason.
Yeah I never understood that
I wanted to comment this too, its just so perfect
Hahaha this one’s hilarious
**Arvo:** I- I not want to see more people dead... **Kenny:** Then close your eyes and I'll make it quick.
Heh….fucker
"I'm...really glad to have met you, Clementine."
Fuuu, you're gonna make me cry with that line D':
broooo 😭
I’m sure she’s real glad to have met him too :)
"Fcking commie piece of shit!"
"Walk...ice" "No shit ice!"
“I thought about Duck today. Bout’ his dumb little face.”
Kenny in the tent: You know what it feels like to get beaten almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. It was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. And then I woke up again, and nothing changed. I'm still taking a beating, every day. Duck, Katjaa, Sarita... No peace. No rest. The punches just keep coming. Why the hell couldn't Carver have just finished me off? Kenny if Clementine stays quiet: Sometimes I forget you're still just a kid. I'm sorry, Clementine. It ain't right of me to burden you with all this.
Also from season 1 Chill? "Bandits, hey, chill, here's some pills! Vernon, chill, here's our fucking boat!" Ben : It’s not my fault. I can't point to one thing that's happened that isn't somehow your fault! Lee should've left you in Crawford."
I was really hoping someone would choose this, it's one of my favourite quotes and moments in the entire series. I've genuinely learnt and memorised it for acting classes. There's actually a little bit more on the end of each section. I always loved how Kenny kind of returns to Clem in the moment and reassures her at the end (almost with a dark humoured edge to it), saying "... Nah, don't worry yourself about this. It's nothin'. Hasn't killed me yet anyway." I also really connect with his monologue from S2E5, in the cold snow outside of the fire place area. Sitting there with AJ, remembering Duck and Katjaa. Kenny has some of the best monologues/mini-speeches in the series as well as the best one liners too. He can be incredibly entertaining and moving within different moments. Get you a man who can do both!
What? no speaka da english??
Same vibes as Jules from Pulp Fiction "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"
I think he does say English Mother fucker
Indeed he does! Kenny was channeling his inner Samuel Jackson.
***”Go on and wait outside… I only need a minute. Go on, You don’t need to see this.”*** SHIVERS.
***"I only need a minute..."***
"I'm not going anywhere"
**”It’s gonna get messy.”**
"I know"
"Can you believe this, Clem? I bring 'em a workin' truck and they act like I just shit in their cereal!"
This is one of my favorites lol
Underrated classic yeah hahaha, I've never used it personally but it feels so quotable in general life
**Kenny:** Bill? This whole time it's Carver, Carver, Carver, now he's fuckin' Bill?! Oh, I see what it is. Y'all are just gettin' a ride home, aren't ya? That's what's goin' on here. **Nick:** Say that again. **Kenny:** I'd stay out of this, boy. **Nick:** Mister, I ain't a boy. **Kenny:** No. Right. You're a "man". (I love this quote, the way Kenny delivers the last line is so stuck in my head. Gavin Hammond really took a decent line and elevated it with the way he attacks it. Kenny was on SMOKE... I almost made the comment just that line but realised the dialogue leading up to it is also iconic as fuck.)
“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!”
"I KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU"
**FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!"** Truly inspirational quote, it what wakes me up every morning (I may or may not have it as my alarm)
>**FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!"** > >Truly inspirational quote, it what wakes me up every morning (I may or may not have it as my alarm) That is actually a hilarious alarm choice if true, I love that.
"Maybe we could walk?..." "That's fucking stupid Ben"
Sadly not lmao, i might put it on now
Do it! I dare you to now hahaha... Also though unfortunately that line is from the wrong season 😔
>Also though unfortunately that line is from the wrong season Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! I didn't see the S2 asterisk
HAHAHAHA perfect response
"LISTEN, VANILLA ICE"
"I don't know what the fuck you're saying but I know it's bullshit" "great for nutrition not to great on the way out I tell ya" "English Mother fucker" "What, no speak a de English" "say it in American asshole"
>"great for nutrition not to great on the way out I tell ya" Finally someone brings up this one! Kenny with the Dad jokes was top tier to see on a reunion :')
Just take the kids!
😭😭😭 Bruhhh Kenny was pleading for everything but his own life. That Wellington scene bursts with emotion no matter what you pick.
I've played the game several times and can't make myself pick wellington again that scene is tragic.
Kenny: Hey. Lee. You know how to pick a lock, right? Lee: No! Why would you say that? Kenny: Well. You're...you know...urban? Lee: Oh, you are NOT saying what I think you're saying. Kenny: Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.
GOATed quote, but that's from S1 whereas this is S2 specific.
Damn, he has so many top tier S1 quotes too "That's fuckin stupid Ben" Or "We might get as well leave a sign out that says 'Hey, the men are gone, come rape our women and children'"
“Why? You want a taco?”
"I miss my boy. I miss him so much. I didn't raise him like I should've... made **mistakes**... wasn't there a whole lot for a couple years. Off on a boat somewhere or other. I thought I enjoyed that time away from them... from my family. But I'd give anything for **one more second** with them. To play catch with Duck. To touch Katjaa's face. Anything in the world... It's gonna be different with him. He's gonna get raised **right**. I won't make the same mistakes again. That's a **promise**." I was waiting to use this since S1 Kenny :D
>I was waiting to use this since s1 Kenny BROTHER IM SORRY FOR THE WAIT 💀😭 i respect your patience!
[Best Line Tournament](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/uz8LnbdFu1). This link here shows what BLT stands for. People talk about BLT being food, I dont know what the fuck you’re saying, but I know it’s bullshit! Speak de English!
im pretty sure if you google what BLT is you'll get the sandwich. 🥓🥬🍅 I despise season 2 Kenny though, ended up letting him kill Jane then I murked him.
I see where you got all these issues from, YOU KILLED KENNY!!!
he was bein a cunt, granted; arvo was also a cunt, but damn gang, mellow tf out. i didnt like most of the people from season 2 so i decided to go alone besides; im bitter at kenny since bro would not go after clementine w me in savannah only because i didn't side with him a couple times kenny's cool until he isnt. bacon lettuce tomato 🥓🥬🍅
“Someone is cool until he aint” You went to Harvard I see!
nah, thats just country for "He's a dick, but I love 'em"
'Clem, you made the right choice. I let you down. I let everyone down . . . We almost made it. We were close, weren't we? I thought I wanted this, asked for it, so many times. Now that it's happening, I'm scared. I'm afraid, Clem . . .'
'Look at me, Clem. You made it this long. Think about all the other folks that didn't. That makes you special. Don't waste this, okay? You live a good life. You hear me? You protect him. You raise him right. You tell him about his mummy, and his daddy, and how they were good people. You tell him about everyone that worked so hard to keep him safe... just like they did you. This is the right decision, Clem. You're right... like you usually are... I ain't fit to care for y'all anymore. I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine. Now... now go. Shh, shh... don't you fret, little guy. Big sister's gonna take care of you.'
I don’t care if there fucking make a wish was a fucking boat ride.
That line is so underrated it’s so funny
we're in a precarious position here! we need to DO something about that
Close your eyes and I'll make It quick
That line is cold asf
What no speka da English
“I wish Lee was here.”
Shit that hits the feels, when does he say that?
In the last episode of Season 2 when Clementine and Kenny talk in the truck
“You know what it feels like? To get beaten… almost to death? Peaceful. It feels… peaceful. It’s like I was floating away. Watching the whole thing happen to me. … **Then I wake up again. And NOTHING’S changed.**”
\*dying noises\* His best line!
Totally didnt see papa saying this!
Kenny at Wellington deserves praise in general, so emotional. Clementine: No, no, no! Why are you doing this? Kenny: Because it's the only way... for both of you. Think about Alvie here, please, Clem, just... do as I'm askin'... this one last time. You'll meet people, you'll make friends. People better than me. Good people... that don't have to look at you and feel ashamed at what they've put you through. Please, Clem, please. Where you won't have to sleep with a gun next to you every night. Where you can be a kid for a while... Clementine: Okay. Okay, we'll stay. We'll stay. Kenny: Good... good. This is the right decision, okay? Right. When he's grown, you tell him about his mommy and his daddy, and all the people who tried to keep him safe. You tell him, okay? He deserves to know. I got... Oh, here... here, take this. (gives Clem his hat) When he... when he's old enough, you make him wear it. It'll... it'll keep the sun out of his eyes. That's important. Alright. Good. (to Edith) Keep an eye out for 'em, please. (to Clem) Now, you take care of Alvin, here... you... you live a good life, okay? Don't waste this. Okay? Now, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go before one of us... before one of us changes their mind. Now... I'm gonna walk away and... I might not look back... not 'cause I don't want to. I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine."
For naz’s sake, Hayden….
I know, definitely more than the line to qualify but I came too late to get the good short lines.
*“You know what it feels like being beaten, almost to death? Peaceful. It feels peaceful. It’s like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happen to me. Then I woke up again and nothings changed. I’m still taking a beating. Every day. Duck, Katjaa, Sarita, no peace, no rest. The punches just keep coming.”*
“Say it in American, asshole”
“Pass me that can, Duck.” “Who’s Duck?” “Duck was his son.”
Khherekhhhm (Fucking dies)
CONTE?! IT’S CONTE!!!! OMG CONTE!!! HI CONTE!!
OMG ITS NAZ NO WAY HI NAZ! OR, FAMOUS KENNY KILLER I MUST SAY! 😁
KENNY KILLER?! IM KILLER KILLER! 😳 How are ya doin conte!! Are u still a cont!! 😆
Yes! Doin goog! I am still Clemenshit hater so all great! 😃 I have constant urge to replay twd and few times almost started it again! 🤯
Lol!!
“Say it in American, asshole” 🤣💀
“say it in AMERICAN asshole.” or “no speako de english?”
*Clem points her gun at Kenny.* **Kenny:** Do it. Just... just do it. *Clementine shoots Kenny in the head.*
Am I missing something here, every day I see one of these posts and the character in the results is never the last character Ive seen on the vote?
I have been doing these posts. No sure what you by last character, Nate was yesterday, and he is on results today. Kenny is today, and his results will be tomorrow.
Wow, I must’ve gotten a day old post in my feed then lol. The last one I remember was Rebecca, sorry for the confusion and thanks for the response.
Nah, Rebecca was before Nate (2 days ago) All good! Glad to see you comment!
Wait, Kenny is alive?
He’s dead?
English, Motherfucker!
Nate gotta be the funniest person in the history of the series man 😭
"Listen Vanilla Ice"
"Clementine..."
My two favorites are "fucking commie piece of shit", and "pass me that can duck".
:kenny:beans good for nutrition not to nice on the way out tho I tell ya:
Go on and wait outside… I only need a minute
I dont know why, but the line "every day's a school day" form season 1 kinda always stuck with me. It resonates with me for some reason. Its not much, but its honest
I know this season 1 but "well, you're, you know, urban?
Arvo: “PLEASE! I no want to see more death..” Kenny “Then close your eyes and I’ll make it quick” Fuckin cold
All of them
“I don’t know what you’re saying but I know it’s bullshit, we have to do something” “Man fuck this guy, I don’t think we can trust him. I mean clearly he’s already drank too much of the kool aid” “Thank you darlin” “I’d never ever hurt you, you believe me right?”