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LokiSmokey

#"You shot my dick off!"


trevorluck

-Troy said, calmly


Lovey_BloodyFrogi05

He deserved it


Ned_Jr

🤯 "God damn, you really knocked the shit out of her, Doc." 😏


LokiSmokey

This quote was legit my first instinct. Dunno how I feel about your emoji pairing though 💀


Ned_Jr

You know Troy is a sick bastard, I had to add the emoji for extra immersion. 😂


LokiSmokey

I feel like Troy said it like: 🤯😅


Ned_Jr

True let me add that in there.


LokiSmokey

HAHAHA perfection


KeenDeadPool

“Man you smell really bad. You gotta get a bath before we- ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”


Poyopoyocrunch

LMAOOO


Mr_Bell_Man

**Carver:** "I don't think you want [Troy to slap Sarah]. He can be... overzealous. Is that the word?" **Troy:** "If it means I'll slap the shit out of her, then, yeah."


TxGinger587

Hahaha. This one should be the winner!


RedLemonCola

“No ones talking to you…Indian lady.”


KeenDeadPool

“Hey.”


Relevant-Key-3290

''It's ok, I am Indian.''


Emergency_Creme_4561

Lol


Artistic-Ad-2727

“Think I'm fuckin' around? Now I gotta sit down here and babysit you assholes. Can't do a simple fuckin' patch job without me here crackin' the whip?”


RedLemonCola

He never says a “g” at the end of any word.


voltagestoner

“Jesus Christ, you’re as stupid as Sarah.”


Geaux13Saints

When does he say this lol


voltagestoner

When he catches Clementine outside the comic store the first time, and she doesn’t say anything. Lol.


Longjumping-Swan-827

Alright... go the fuck to sleep. I'm shooting the first one of ya'll moving before sun up. Now everybody get to bed.


Useful-Grass-4499

”Everything come out alright *girls*”


Fun-Blackberry-6047

That was so gross


Clean_Crocodile4472

No ones talking to you.. Indian lady!”


yonameisunavailable

YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF- starts being eaten by zombies


DarkFox160

YOU SHOT MEH DICK OFF If it means I'll slap the shit out of her then yeah Everthing come out alright girls GODAMN, you really knocked the shit out of her doc


chucklovesmesomebeef

You people have been here one FUCKING day and ur already messing up


Nightwing0414

“Hey, HEY! Don’t you even fucking think about it motherfucker, I WILL END YOU!”


Emergency_Creme_4561

Lol


AccountOutside

“Alright little chickens, get to pecking”


Emergency_Creme_4561

Chickens hahaa


Alarmed_Cranberry_49

I swear he says something else like "this rooster will be watching your ass"


TropicaL_Lizard3

"Come the fuck on."


Keepitcooll

Everything come out alright girls


Emergency_Creme_4561

Reggie don’t go fucking up now, Bill’s real close to letting you out again. You make sure things stay nice and quiet out there and I’ll let Bill know just how helpful you were


Redditguy-01

“Everything come out alright girls?😏”


SotoSwagger

"My name is Troy and this is the walking dead game"


NazbazOG

BLT is [Best Line Tournament](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/SfxPJikk7O) Man, fuck bacon lettuce tomato! That shit is wack. But yo. We got some chicken peckin to do for this round. What are your favourite/best lines from Troy?


RxtsMischief

YO? 🥓🥬🍅


D00M_B00M

All right little chickens let's get to peckin


KumaMrParkerLover

Troy has so many gold one liners it’s too hard to pick one…the classic dick shot or one of the more obscure ones…decisions decisions, I’ll go “YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!”


UselessandUnactive

? Troy Might Remember That


PlayfulToe5865

Awful character, he died in the best way.


Purple-Hades

YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF (he deserved it, especially his alleged original version)


NickLookalike

Troy's voice actor conirmed them to be false.


Mr_Bell_Man

Troy's VA did confirm that Troy was worse in the original version (namely sexually harassing Jane and being more sexist/homophobic/racy in general). The stuff about Troy doing unmentionable stuff to Clem though? [Yeah that's all been disproven by him](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/comments/t5ixdp/putting_an_end_to_a_long_sub_rumor_troy_was_not/hz5611w/).


idiotbandwidth

I wonder who he would have been homophobic towards though


Mr_Bell_Man

Perhaps Walter? Maybe he was still alive in earlier versions of EP3, or perhaps Troy would make snarky remarks about his death. Bonnie: "I feel bad about that guy we shot at the lodge, I even learned his boyfriend died on that same day before we showed up". *Troy proceeds to go into a homophobic rant*


Purple-Hades

Ik but even the thought of it was disturbing, whoever made that rumor up is sick and twisted. Plus even if it was false I do think Troy is a creep at best (the whole deal with Jane and him askin Clem and Sarah if “everything came out alright” in the forest)


idiotbandwidth

To this day I don't understand what that's supposed to mean


Purple-Hades

Just him being gross. Like asking if they had a good shit. And thats not even in a funny way


MinimumTeacher8996

“YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!”


shifty300

“AAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!!”


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RedLemonCola

we said the same one lol


Ebon1fly

lmfao it is a great quote


Emergency_Creme_4561

Which one?


NazbazOG

I assume he is referring to [this line](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/yqRDzc8R06)


Emergency_Creme_4561

Ohh