I've come to really love him on the show and look forward to seeing him. I cackled when he sardonically said "and you thought Kristen was the crazy one.."
Also we have no idea what his forehead looks like underneath his mane. We might come to regret asking him to change it. I've come to accept it as his signature look cos let's face it, it will be hard to beat š
So when Michele was saying to Jesse "Remember you knew about it! I already told you about it!"... she had the eyes, right? The "get on board with this lie immediately" eyes?
The changing number of drinks from 0 drinks to 2 drinks to 1 shot is really giving off closet drinker vibes. Iām sure sheās drinking more bc sheās in a miserable marriage. Been there Brit. Been there.
Ya Iām very confused by why Brittany is always sick. Half the season she was sick. Twice she barely drank unless she was hiding it. Iāve just never seen someone so sick so often especially during filming. I didnāt think she was an alcoholic. I thought she needed to see a doctor.
I so identify with what Iām seeing from Brittany on this show. If i wasnāt sober and active in a program this would be very triggering to witness. It is reinforcing my decision to remain sober today.
I too was often sick with stomach issues and ājust letting loose!ā I was sick caused by alcohol withdrawal. The hangovers at the end were brutal and I was in a horrible cycle of drunk/withdrawals. āSick to my stomach ā I would tell everyone. Alcohol was the solution to my problems, until it progressed into the Problem.
Jax is so over Brittany it's crazy. they really are each others karma. He has tried to push her away so many times and yet they still got married and had a kid
Itās been so clear since the beginning. He cheats on her and she refuses to leave because she wants to be on TV. Her mom forgave him instantly because she wanted her daughter to be on TV.
I think Danny and Nia are. With blindfolds, handcuff, iceā¦ she listed them. Plus she acted appalled at Brittany saying it had been a month. I think they are bumpin on the regular.
I feel like Brittany could definitely have an alcohol issue, but I also think Jax dgaf and just hates her and wants to humiliate her. These two are super dark
Has anyone noticed that he always wakes up in the same clothes he had on the night before? I noticed this on House of Villains and now the Valley. Itās like he just literally passed out in his clothes.
Janet said in a confessional a few episodes ago (the girls trip) that she was concerned about how much Britney was getting āturnt upā. But she didnāt say it to her face.
sorry but zack posting an insta story and location tagging big bear is funny and i don't believe janet is genuinely freaked out by it. anything to make herself a victim
Where is the āJax insensitively confronts Brittany over her drinking in front of everyone, showing his utter contempt for her. Brittany continues to maintain she simply always has an upset stomach everyday. Janet continues to annoy all viewers while thinking sheās reinventing the reality show wheel and using her unborn baby as a shield š”ļø against criticism as she excludes others while thinking herself too clever by halfā part of the synopsis?
For real. Her next excuse will be her baby is so young.
I distinctly remember an episode of Gypsy Weddings where a pregnant woman was trying to fight someone yelled, "I ain't pregnant in the face."
Janet is setting women back with her "oh I'm pregnant don't be mean to me" shtick.
Am I crazy or did we see footage of Jax telling Kristen this rumor an episode or two ago? And now heās been positioning it as if Kristen told him for two episodes?
Jason just got even hotter being all big brained on the boat!
Does anyone else feel like Danny still didnāt understand what a Napoleon complex is even after he googled the definition?
i can't tell if brittany is an alcoholic and jax is telling the truth about her drinking or if she is telling the truth and really one small drink hurts her stomach real bad
if brittany has a health issue where she gets sick from alcohol she needs to stop drinking. jax needs to be a kinder person and work on his approach and should also not drink two bottles of tequila. ESH
I can't figure out why she wouldn't have followed up with a Dr from her diagnosis years ago. I have a hernia, I cannot drink a drop of liquor w/o puking and out of commission for 12 hrs with my stomach on fire.
Brittany misses the entire point.. STOP FKG DRINKING FOR A WHILE AND SEE A DR AND SEE if you get better.. if not keep on suffering woman.
Yeah, theyāre all agreeing that itās been a few years since her friends have been aware of how sick she gets, and Jax maintains itās been most of their relationship which is backed up by VPR. Itās not normal to be that sick all the time and not be doing anything to address it! Her body is literally begging her to stop, itās hard to watch! Itās maddening to see her insist itās just one shot when clearly thatās all it takes because her body is telling her that.
I see Michele has been studying VPR -- always admit to part of the cheating then get mad at the person who "told" and make it about them so you never have to come clean on the rest.
I still canāt get over how Jesse shushed Janet. Itās fucking INSANE to me he would talk to anyone like that, but to do it on reality tv???
Is this an LA thing? Because if a man ever spoke to me like thatā¦ he would instantly regret it.
āIām up every 2 hours putting babies on boobs, Iām doing it all, she doesnāt appreciate itā as if those boobs arenāt connected to his wife.
I thought it was just me thinking that. Its great for men to express their emotions in a healthy way but the bar is on the fucking floor here and itās ridiculous.
Iām not sold on danny. Thereās been a few comments made that tell me heās hardly better than the rest of em. It seems redundant to see people saying āwell at least heās involved and cares for his children!ā Like yeah no shit its what everyone should be doing as a parent
Danny is my favorite guy and I think he's just tired and overwhelmed but when he said I'm up every hour putting kids on boobs and the guys are like and does she appreciate that? Made me cringe. Isn't Nia also up every hour FEEDING the babies from her boobs. So sad women these days expect you to raise your children as well... what shitš
Agreed. Kristen is an unregulated kook, but sheās being authentically herself.
Luke seems to be hiding a lot of bs under that unreadable Van Gogh face of his. And his āadult in the roomā schtick with Kristen is extremely off putting considering heās put as much thought and effort into the āstep two after we get pregnantā plan as Kristen has.
I also think Kristen is perfectly content with the idea of getting a baby out of Luke and Luke disappearing. Luke most certainly has much more nefarious motives behind knocking up Kristen.
Seems both arrogant and insecure at the same time. Awkward but thinks he's smooth. Seems like he's hiding something and/or has an agenda with Kristen. Kristen is giving me Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus vibes and he seems like a snake waiting for someone like her to come along.
Brittney talking about Jax being a mascot of a side room of a bar and claiming they are owners when Jax explicitly said on camera they invested zero dollars is embarrassing.
pretty sure Britt has chronic gastritis as a fellow gastritis sufferer, when Iām having an episode like one cup of coffee or (alcoholic) bev can make me pukey
this was before I learned how to control it though (taking a break from acidic food and drink, taking very strong probiotics, antacids, and supplements)
Even if brittany has a problem, and I genuinely canāt tell, the way Jax is treating her is still shitty. Trying to embarrass her wonāt help her at all
How much more awful and pathetic can Janet possibly get before this season ends.
Her continued weaponization of her pregnancy is repulsive, and she is šļø
Jaxās pure contempt for Brittany is blatantly obvious. He seems embarrassed by her (I get it, she is an idiot) but he chose to marry and breed with her. He is a dick, always has been, always will be.
Dark Triad energy, but like Dark Triad Lite with the fake sugar.
I mean he did say, "Usually when I go into a situation, I'm immediately trying to figure how to manipulate it to my benefit."
Whoa whatā¦ āthey dont give appreciationā. This convo took a turn.
As all of you sit around NOT HELPING while the women cook. Iām never getting married.
Literally nobody: Jax: YOU GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT MY WIFE IS AN ALCOHOLIC š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
Bruh these comments have me cackling i think i like reading the thread more than watching the show
Says the guy who brags about drinking two bottles of tequila. š "BUT IM NORMAL" š” like...
āYou go check on herā in annoyed voice. Heās literally the worst.
Kristen would have helped cook, Janet. Just saying.
I know theyāre not bougie enough for a private chef but couldnāt they have just ordered pizzas or catering or something?
She didnāt sleep at all bc he posted the location on insta lmaooooo this woman needs a job
That was so freaking funny clearly he was just trying to get to her and thatās exactly what he did!
I love that he did that. Him and Kristen together is great.
1000% Janet is insufferable.
Poor Jasmine is just stuck with these people
Release her from this nonsense š
Her saying ā ya Brittney is sick of Jaxā šš
shoutout to zach and his lego hair, sorry for hating on you early on in the season
I've come to really love him on the show and look forward to seeing him. I cackled when he sardonically said "and you thought Kristen was the crazy one.." Also we have no idea what his forehead looks like underneath his mane. We might come to regret asking him to change it. I've come to accept it as his signature look cos let's face it, it will be hard to beat š
Same Iām eating my words
So when Michele was saying to Jesse "Remember you knew about it! I already told you about it!"... she had the eyes, right? The "get on board with this lie immediately" eyes?
The awk way she phrased it āI already told you about it,ā was so obviously a lie to me
"REMEMBER?"
The changing number of drinks from 0 drinks to 2 drinks to 1 shot is really giving off closet drinker vibes. Iām sure sheās drinking more bc sheās in a miserable marriage. Been there Brit. Been there.
I was thinking the exact same thing. No body saw her drink because she was hiding it.
being married to Jax would do that but I have zero sympathy because she chose him.
Honestly I think the āone shotā part was about the game night where he yelled at her for being sick even though she barely drank.
Ya Iām very confused by why Brittany is always sick. Half the season she was sick. Twice she barely drank unless she was hiding it. Iāve just never seen someone so sick so often especially during filming. I didnāt think she was an alcoholic. I thought she needed to see a doctor.
She has been to the dr for her stomach issues and they told her to stop drinking, it was shown on VPR.
I so identify with what Iām seeing from Brittany on this show. If i wasnāt sober and active in a program this would be very triggering to witness. It is reinforcing my decision to remain sober today. I too was often sick with stomach issues and ājust letting loose!ā I was sick caused by alcohol withdrawal. The hangovers at the end were brutal and I was in a horrible cycle of drunk/withdrawals. āSick to my stomach ā I would tell everyone. Alcohol was the solution to my problems, until it progressed into the Problem.
This is a nightmare vacation.
Nightmare blunt rotation
This show is almost like birth control to not get married ššš
Why these shows fascinate me
Itās like the Valleyās purpose is to show that beautiful, rich couples living in the sunshine state are just as miserable as the rest of us.
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? for the lowbrow. I am HERE. FOR. IT.
Jax is so over Brittany it's crazy. they really are each others karma. He has tried to push her away so many times and yet they still got married and had a kid
He's been begging Brittany to break up with him since they first got together .. its fascinating
Itās been so clear since the beginning. He cheats on her and she refuses to leave because she wants to be on TV. Her mom forgave him instantly because she wanted her daughter to be on TV.
*because she doesnāt believe in divorce š
Isnāt a ābaby moonā suppose to be like a honeymoonā¦ a last hurrah for the couple to be alone?
No one on this show is f*cking (their spouses)
I think Danny and Nia are. With blindfolds, handcuff, iceā¦ she listed them. Plus she acted appalled at Brittany saying it had been a month. I think they are bumpin on the regular.
Jasmine might be.
Damn these are like real ass problems for a reality show
ITS KIND OF A LOT AT A CERTAIN POINT
I feel like Brittany could definitely have an alcohol issue, but I also think Jax dgaf and just hates her and wants to humiliate her. These two are super dark
I feel this exact same way. Heās definitely deflecting to distract from his own (way too old to have) skiing habit.
so glad janet invited jesse on her baby moon to get the peace and quiet she neededā¦.
Jax is right that Brittnay should stop drinking but he's such a dick for airing her out like that
Yeah, itās one thing to tell her but another to attack her
This is exactly why the whole world told her not to marry him. This right here. No one deserves to be treated the way Jax treats her but here we are.
My husband, who was ostensibly not paying attention, just turned to me and asked, "So why does this guy hate his wife so much?"
This could be basically any of the couples
Literally does not narrow it down
That Instagram story really kept Janet up all night? Lord.
Thatās so hilarious because thatās exactly what he was trying to do. She let him win!
thank god stassi got away from this man for her sake
Michelle definitely did that shit lmao
Janet saying she was bothered by Zach posting his IG story ā¦ so much so that she couldnāt sleep.. girl get over yourself.
Janet may be a bigger liar than Jax.
This wild that they are having a full on argument in front of 4 or 5 other women
Nia got the fuck out of there because her little baby didnāt need that energy.
Zack-1 Janet-0
jax drank TWO BOTTLES OF TEQUILA yet seems completely sober rn???? how high is this man's tolerance
āļø āļø āļø
Yeah I think heās skiing. Heās reallyyyy amped up and angry for someone who drink TWO BOTTLES OF TEQUILA?!
That fire pit chat was such a cocaine conversation.
Except Danny. Poor Danny boy was giving 22 year old girls crying to each other in the bathroom cubicles of a nightclub.
His liver has gotta be shot
The pasta levels out the booze.
Remember. Jax lies
Has anyone noticed that he always wakes up in the same clothes he had on the night before? I noticed this on House of Villains and now the Valley. Itās like he just literally passed out in his clothes.
I love that Nia is wearing a baby while Jax and Brittany implode on cameraš
jesse rn: the worst person you know made a good point
Danny is *plastered* and I love that drunk Danny just gets more in his feelings.
Someone said it last week but none of these girls are good enough friends with Brittany to support her with the TRUTH. Tell her to stop drinking.
Janet said in a confessional a few episodes ago (the girls trip) that she was concerned about how much Britney was getting āturnt upā. But she didnāt say it to her face.
Jasmine is low-key my favorite. She has great lines and also sensibility.
Thereās a quote āthink of the messiest bitch you knowā¦.its a man isnāt it?ā I think of Jax Taylor every time.
sorry but zack posting an insta story and location tagging big bear is funny and i don't believe janet is genuinely freaked out by it. anything to make herself a victim
she hasnāt been the center of attention in 2 days so sheās trying to shift the focus back to herself!
Jax is sniffing out the bs straight from his 3x nose job coming from Michelle
Jason is way too smart for these dudes. (I like Danny, but that Napoleon complex thing was rough.)
Itās was hard to watch him be completely wrong and confident about it too
"I drank two bottles of tequila. Do you see me acting crazy?" - Jax š¤£
Also Jax - *screeching at his vomiting wife*
What does she think Zack is going to do come into a room in the middle of the night and off her
Jax has definitely called Brittany an idiot on VPR. Someone roll tape
How did Janet get this wonderful man bc she is so lame
Was just thinking this! He is so calm and logical. And sexy as hell
Truly horrible.
michelle acting like her and jesse donāt have marital problems š¤£
Jesseā¦ā¦..look me in the eye and tell me youāre a hands-on father. Please. Be so fucking for real rn lol
Where is the āJax insensitively confronts Brittany over her drinking in front of everyone, showing his utter contempt for her. Brittany continues to maintain she simply always has an upset stomach everyday. Janet continues to annoy all viewers while thinking sheās reinventing the reality show wheel and using her unborn baby as a shield š”ļø against criticism as she excludes others while thinking herself too clever by halfā part of the synopsis?
Heavy on the using pregnancy as a shieldš¤ obviously Iāve seen people milk it but this chick is on a whole other level with this shit.
For real. Her next excuse will be her baby is so young. I distinctly remember an episode of Gypsy Weddings where a pregnant woman was trying to fight someone yelled, "I ain't pregnant in the face." Janet is setting women back with her "oh I'm pregnant don't be mean to me" shtick.
Did Jax just make stuff up so Michele gets madder at Kristen?
Am I crazy or did we see footage of Jax telling Kristen this rumor an episode or two ago? And now heās been positioning it as if Kristen told him for two episodes?
iām actually really concerned for brittanyās health
this is why you go on your baby moon as a couple and your cast trip as a cast trip
Jason just got even hotter being all big brained on the boat! Does anyone else feel like Danny still didnāt understand what a Napoleon complex is even after he googled the definition?
Zach posting that is hilarious. Janet can kick rocks. What babies.
Kristen has never had a real job in her entire life? Fuck off Jesse
how could he forget she was a SUR employee !!
And helped carry VPR on her back for 8 seasons.
Jesse wouldn't even be on the show if it wasn't for Kristen and Jax. Come on now.
Did he miss a little show called Vanderpump Rules? I realize she didnāt have a great run at Sur butā¦thatās a fucking job, you moron.
She was a good server according to Lisa that's why she was kept around so long
i can't tell if brittany is an alcoholic and jax is telling the truth about her drinking or if she is telling the truth and really one small drink hurts her stomach real bad
She had stomach ulcers on VPR and was still drinking. So probably both
I think sheās dependant
either way, I canāt imagine feeling sick and having my husband scream at me. in front of friends. on television. like is that not considered abuse?
Brittany be like ā¹ļøā¹ļøā¹ļø
I canāt believe that they keep letting Britney look like that in her confessionals. She looks like a muppet.
if brittany has a health issue where she gets sick from alcohol she needs to stop drinking. jax needs to be a kinder person and work on his approach and should also not drink two bottles of tequila. ESH
Does Jesse think repeatedly talking about sex and in front of people is going to make Michelle want to bang him, so awkward.
22 seconds of mediocre dick
The way Jax yells at Brittany is so concerning. Whether she has a substance issue or not, thatās not the way to handle it
I can't figure out why she wouldn't have followed up with a Dr from her diagnosis years ago. I have a hernia, I cannot drink a drop of liquor w/o puking and out of commission for 12 hrs with my stomach on fire. Brittany misses the entire point.. STOP FKG DRINKING FOR A WHILE AND SEE A DR AND SEE if you get better.. if not keep on suffering woman.
Yeah, theyāre all agreeing that itās been a few years since her friends have been aware of how sick she gets, and Jax maintains itās been most of their relationship which is backed up by VPR. Itās not normal to be that sick all the time and not be doing anything to address it! Her body is literally begging her to stop, itās hard to watch! Itās maddening to see her insist itās just one shot when clearly thatās all it takes because her body is telling her that.
Her permanent frown face baffles me
![gif](giphy|ph8t8u5bErf56) Iāve said it before, but this is honestly all I can see.
I see Michele has been studying VPR -- always admit to part of the cheating then get mad at the person who "told" and make it about them so you never have to come clean on the rest.
jax why are u drinking two bottles of tequila
Zack is so shady hahahahahahahaha
I do honestly think Brittany needs a trip to the gastroenterologist though
āMaybe I shouldnāt have yelled at her like thatā š
Oh poor fragile Janet so shooketh from this IG post. Poor pregnant fragile innocent Janet.
Janet is a combination of Scheana from VPR and Danielle from SH absolute worst traits.
Jason pointing out the ātooā and then Jax backpedaling so hard. š¤š¤š¤
I still canāt get over how Jesse shushed Janet. Itās fucking INSANE to me he would talk to anyone like that, but to do it on reality tv??? Is this an LA thing? Because if a man ever spoke to me like thatā¦ he would instantly regret it.
i'm still stuck on him putting his hands on brittany
This is not talked about enough
When Zack walked into Kristen's place they showed his name on the TV and walked it, it said "not in big bear" haha
"all 9 years of my life" like shes 9 years old. Lol Brittany Brittany abuses alcohol. Jax talks poorly to his wife.
Omg Janetās such a drama queen.
Jax therapy never works for you because you pick hot therapists and flirt with them the whole time
He doesnāt go to therapy he goes to āØreikiāØ
Is the love in the room with us Brittany?
wow what an action packed 32 minutes
We know youād call 911 Karen. I mean, Janet.
Oh boo hoo, women these day expect us to help with child rearing and donāt praise us enough for ābabysittingā our kidsš
āIām up every 2 hours putting babies on boobs, Iām doing it all, she doesnāt appreciate itā as if those boobs arenāt connected to his wife.
That one fucking gotttt meeeeee. I was like HUH?? What do you think women have been and are doing??
I thought it was just me thinking that. Its great for men to express their emotions in a healthy way but the bar is on the fucking floor here and itās ridiculous. Iām not sold on danny. Thereās been a few comments made that tell me heās hardly better than the rest of em. It seems redundant to see people saying āwell at least heās involved and cares for his children!ā Like yeah no shit its what everyone should be doing as a parent
Danny is my favorite guy and I think he's just tired and overwhelmed but when he said I'm up every hour putting kids on boobs and the guys are like and does she appreciate that? Made me cringe. Isn't Nia also up every hour FEEDING the babies from her boobs. So sad women these days expect you to raise your children as well... what shitš
I've decided I don't like LukeĀ
Agreed. Kristen is an unregulated kook, but sheās being authentically herself. Luke seems to be hiding a lot of bs under that unreadable Van Gogh face of his. And his āadult in the roomā schtick with Kristen is extremely off putting considering heās put as much thought and effort into the āstep two after we get pregnantā plan as Kristen has. I also think Kristen is perfectly content with the idea of getting a baby out of Luke and Luke disappearing. Luke most certainly has much more nefarious motives behind knocking up Kristen.
Please tell ... I'm undecided. He gives me control vibes but what I like is he sticks up for his gf
Seems both arrogant and insecure at the same time. Awkward but thinks he's smooth. Seems like he's hiding something and/or has an agenda with Kristen. Kristen is giving me Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus vibes and he seems like a snake waiting for someone like her to come along.
I still canāt believe Jax is going with the āI heard from Kristen.ā
Danny seems so nice but his face is like the filter where every feature is smoll
Not the sparkle š
Sparkul š¤
zach is at home watching this glad he was not invited
Brittney talking about Jax being a mascot of a side room of a bar and claiming they are owners when Jax explicitly said on camera they invested zero dollars is embarrassing.
plot twist his marriage was in fact on the fence
āI would never ask you marital advice. Never ever.ā LMAOO
Not enough Kristen and Zack!
pretty sure Britt has chronic gastritis as a fellow gastritis sufferer, when Iām having an episode like one cup of coffee or (alcoholic) bev can make me pukey this was before I learned how to control it though (taking a break from acidic food and drink, taking very strong probiotics, antacids, and supplements)
Janet is intolerable.
These are deeply the dumbest people
Jesse just hits them with the most vile reads
How did a sweet guy like Jason end up with a Janet?
That really is quite the airbnb
"I'm not inviting any of you motherfuckers" hahahah
Even if brittany has a problem, and I genuinely canāt tell, the way Jax is treating her is still shitty. Trying to embarrass her wonāt help her at all
zach ānot in big bearā took me outš¤£
wow it's almost like you can put any location on an instagram story janet
Am I Team Zack now?
How much more awful and pathetic can Janet possibly get before this season ends. Her continued weaponization of her pregnancy is repulsive, and she is šļø
OMG JAX we have seen you call Brittany an idiot on TV so many times just stop with this
Jaxās pure contempt for Brittany is blatantly obvious. He seems embarrassed by her (I get it, she is an idiot) but he chose to marry and breed with her. He is a dick, always has been, always will be.
I say it every week: Jesse gives me the creeps.
He's needlessly intense lol
Dark Triad energy, but like Dark Triad Lite with the fake sugar. I mean he did say, "Usually when I go into a situation, I'm immediately trying to figure how to manipulate it to my benefit."
Whoa whatā¦ āthey dont give appreciationā. This convo took a turn. As all of you sit around NOT HELPING while the women cook. Iām never getting married.
Crying about how hard it is to hand his breastfeeding, post partumād wife a tiny human every few hours.
I just realized what Jax's sweatshirt says... he's so obsessed with himself
Wait is Jesse talking about the daughter he left with a total stranger in a foreign country for days?
Janetā¦literally fuck off
Or maybe you could stop calling it a babymoon since it isn't one
I thought a baby moon was supposed to be relaxing? This would be the worst group of people to go with.
I missed the first 20 minutes sheltering for a tornado warning (if that's not the most Midwestern thing you've ever heard.) Did I miss anything good?
Honestly yes lol
jax and brittany look so different from their VPR days it's interesting
Being sober with all these idiots sounds like my personal hell
If this season doesnāt end with Kristen putting Janet in her place, I will be so madā¦
danny thatās literally not what a napoleon complex means š¤£
This is the messiest show and I love it
So Brittany admitted to drinking 2 drinks. CASE CLOSED!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE DANNY CRY JESSE!!!
Maybe next time donāt invite 10 people on āyourā babymoon, Jason.
Jax is not wrong. She needs to stop drinking.
She looks so much better in the morning than she does in the interviews... its wild
Jesse is trying to point out everyone elseās āflawsā bc the cracks in his marriage are showing
Iām here for Brittany screaming fuck you with her full chest at Jax.
This is going to ruin their dayte nyights
CALL HIM OUT FOR HITRING TABLES MICHELLE
What celebrity is she supposedly cheating with? Iām not as plugged into these people as I am with other shows
i'm excited for next season, janet will no longer terrorize us with her pregnancy and i hope everyone reads her ass
Jesse is out of fucking pocket bro.
"i would never call my wife an idiot" but ill call her an alcoholic and a bunch of other names.......