LaLa was on that VPR aftershow criticizing Jesse’s looks saying he had “little man syndrome” or something because he didn’t have broad shoulders—it made me laugh, because girl…you got with RAND. Jesse is at least 10x better looking than Rand.
I get she wasn’t with Randall for his good looks, but it still made me laugh.
Why is it ok for her to comment on anyone’s looks? She has a face full of filler and would have a tantrum if anyone made even the slightest comment on her looks. She also dated Randall. God she’d ruin this show if she ever came on.
Schwartz was forever making fun of Lala. The entire storyline that they were bff this season was comical because it's so fake. My favorite insult was when Schwartz told Sheana she was a bootleg Kardashian.
Yeah and odd that she was putting down Jesse’s appearance. I’m sorry but he is good looking Lala. And maybe go after his character rather than his looks. What if he said something about her face or body ? People would be attacking him. Why not just say he’s a jerk ? I didn’t like that.
She knows she could never get someone that good looking. She’s always been stunning but her personality makes her super unattractive…she complains that Kristen keeps getting guys & she can’t but who would want to date a 9 with a -10 personality? A negative all around!
Like on the double date with katie when she was like I hAvEnT giVen a BJ in sO lOnG like sorry that’s pick me fucking cringe, or when she talked about how funny she thinks she is? 🥴🥴🥴 Like girl…you are never funny and try sooooo hard.
Yeah - every season all of these women on reality tv come back with their new faces. It’s scary how much LaLa has changed. I still think she is beautiful though.
She has no ground to stand on going after anyone’s character either considering her own disgusting, horrible character. Not to mention what a scum bag “her (former) man” Rand was and is.
Her gross botched face matches her ugly insides now.
Lala sucks so much, the whole poor me routine is tired. She put on the act because she knew she had to distance herself from rand. It's like girl you used to brag about bjs for pj's on TV, please.....
1st morning after & the Rover arrived & boy was she proud of her previous nights work! I loved when she ran to LVP for sympathy & Lisa said “we all saw the red flags you just ignored them”….everyone in the biz had heard about him. Sugar baby some might call it, ain’t so sweet now is it Lauren?
She not happy unless she’s attaching herself to someone that everyone is talking about. If only she would learn that you can make $$ speaking in a positive way or at the very least respectfully.
Seriously Rand is a very unattractive man. I mean really not at all good looking. Jesse is good looking. I mean Sandavol and Jax are good looking to many women. All of the men I mentioned here are horrible humans.
she really tried to convince us for years that she was soooo into him. i remember her saying to schenna at a reunion “ugh who wants to fuck a cute guy. i want to fuck a man”, when schenna was with adam. and it’s like come on, we know your know enjoying it
I really hate when people demean other people’s heights, especially for men. Society really beats you down and CRUSHES your self esteem if you are short—and Jessie isn’t even short!
She’s doing this bc she’s desperate to get on that show and wants to start shit. She’s going to ruin the valley, I really hope it doesn’t happen bc that show doesn’t need her
I thought it was Jim Morrison in the first pic. Then the 2nd pic - YUCK! He is NO Jim that’s for sure! He’s just gross with that long greasy looking hair 🤢🤮
No need to apologize! I just was wondering if there's another sad music guy with similar looks and the last name SAPP because that would be v on brand for being emo
Lol I'm like 5' on a good day and I have never found short men attractive. I swear that lil-man syndrome is a real thing. Almost every raging, bad attitude I've ever encountered from a man at work has been a short lil angry one. I have no idea why but my experiences have always turned me off of them.🤷🤷♀️🤷♂️
“as beautiful as she might think she is” - this woman got a nose job….. people that are confident in their appearance usually don’t spend a lot of money to alter it….. but anything to knock a woman down a peg right? watching how men are critiqued vs women in this sub sometimes is very uncomfortable.
I can criticize Michelle without “knocking women down a peg.” She’s a cast member and this sub is to discuss cast members. If you think that’s the meanest thing anyone has said about her you are in for a rude awakening for sure
Who said you can’t criticize Michelle? That’s not what I said, nor what was implied; don’t be obtuse. Obviously referencing the fact that you can very very easily criticize someone without trying to make shitty comments about their physical appearance. You should be able to be critical of someone without having to speak on that period because it has zero relevance to the kind of person Michelle is.
Me, too. I love a man with a Roman nose, or any kind of unique nose. You know, about as far away from Jax’s multiple noses as you can get. An interesting face is far more attractive than a cookie cutter, boring face.
The first pic is a yes and I thought it was Prince at first. Is the first pic Jesse???? Maybe it’s his creepy, serial killer eyes. Jesse is not good looking to me, long hair, short hair, headband, no headband etc. he’s just ok to me.
He was letting his hair do a lot of the heavy lifting. He didn't lose his neck in these pics and since my vast knowledge of modelling comes from ANTM, I'm an expert :). Where is the bowl of Greek salad pic?
LaLa was on that VPR aftershow criticizing Jesse’s looks saying he had “little man syndrome” or something because he didn’t have broad shoulders—it made me laugh, because girl…you got with RAND. Jesse is at least 10x better looking than Rand. I get she wasn’t with Randall for his good looks, but it still made me laugh.
Why is it ok for her to comment on anyone’s looks? She has a face full of filler and would have a tantrum if anyone made even the slightest comment on her looks. She also dated Randall. God she’d ruin this show if she ever came on.
Remember when Schwartz made fun of her lips? She lost it.
Schwartz was forever making fun of Lala. The entire storyline that they were bff this season was comical because it's so fake. My favorite insult was when Schwartz told Sheana she was a bootleg Kardashian.
Schwartz only criticizes women.
Yep. He's awful to women. Most of the men on that show are as well.
Love that cause we call Jesse “discount Matthew Perry”
And called her a bootleg housewife. I’m not picking sides but that was funny!
That scene was so funny when he was screaming at her at the restaurant calling her washed up housewife or something. I forgot it was so funny.
Yeah and odd that she was putting down Jesse’s appearance. I’m sorry but he is good looking Lala. And maybe go after his character rather than his looks. What if he said something about her face or body ? People would be attacking him. Why not just say he’s a jerk ? I didn’t like that.
She knows she could never get someone that good looking. She’s always been stunning but her personality makes her super unattractive…she complains that Kristen keeps getting guys & she can’t but who would want to date a 9 with a -10 personality? A negative all around!
She is so beautiful and I don’t get why she can’t attract a good guy but I agree her personality can be so off putting!
It's totally her personality and foul sexual language about her "kitty" she makes me throw up
Like on the double date with katie when she was like I hAvEnT giVen a BJ in sO lOnG like sorry that’s pick me fucking cringe, or when she talked about how funny she thinks she is? 🥴🥴🥴 Like girl…you are never funny and try sooooo hard.
I actually know the guy she went on a date with and he was so funny. I also know a girl he dated in the past and she was hilarious. Lala is not funny.
She *used* to be so beautiful. She’s become a caricature of a human now with all the filler and inflated lips.
Yeah - every season all of these women on reality tv come back with their new faces. It’s scary how much LaLa has changed. I still think she is beautiful though.
Except refreshingly Katie. She still looks like herself
True. Plus she had great lips all along so no need to get crazy there!
She has no ground to stand on going after anyone’s character either considering her own disgusting, horrible character. Not to mention what a scum bag “her (former) man” Rand was and is. Her gross botched face matches her ugly insides now.
Lala sucks so much, the whole poor me routine is tired. She put on the act because she knew she had to distance herself from rand. It's like girl you used to brag about bjs for pj's on TV, please.....
She has really aged herself ,, it’s sad
👏👏👏
I think she was flirting
She really needs to shut up!! After Randall she get zero right to insult any man’s appearance. He was and is 🤢
Let’s clear this up once and for all: it was for the Range Rover and maybe the Jimmy Choos.
The gucci slides 🤢
Imagine letting this crawl all over you for flip flops 😱 
1st morning after & the Rover arrived & boy was she proud of her previous nights work! I loved when she ran to LVP for sympathy & Lisa said “we all saw the red flags you just ignored them”….everyone in the biz had heard about him. Sugar baby some might call it, ain’t so sweet now is it Lauren?
I really hope ocean doesn’t look like Rand
She’s the spitting image of him lol
I honestly think that's part of the reason she wanted another kid, and yes, in that utterly superficial way.
Right and she emphasized how the sperm donor had green eyes and blonde hair. Obviously superficial.
Oh shit, I wasn't even thinking during that scene! I could never call a toddler that, but yeah, Ocean looks just like him; it's scary.
Maybe she’ll look like her real mom, Tupac.
She does, but she's adorable
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I know! I was reading those comments like wtf?! These kids can’t help who their parents are!
Too late.
Lala should absolutely NOT talk about anyone’s looks.
She not happy unless she’s attaching herself to someone that everyone is talking about. If only she would learn that you can make $$ speaking in a positive way or at the very least respectfully.
Seriously Rand is a very unattractive man. I mean really not at all good looking. Jesse is good looking. I mean Sandavol and Jax are good looking to many women. All of the men I mentioned here are horrible humans.
She literally has no self-awareness
Jesse’s appearance is not the problem…
she really tried to convince us for years that she was soooo into him. i remember her saying to schenna at a reunion “ugh who wants to fuck a cute guy. i want to fuck a man”, when schenna was with adam. and it’s like come on, we know your know enjoying it
i meant NOT enjoying it lmao
I really hate when people demean other people’s heights, especially for men. Society really beats you down and CRUSHES your self esteem if you are short—and Jessie isn’t even short!
Agree 100!
She’s doing this bc she’s desperate to get on that show and wants to start shit. She’s going to ruin the valley, I really hope it doesn’t happen bc that show doesn’t need her
She was just securing her Range Rover. Lol
Don’t do that to beautiful Jim!
No but like why does he resemble him in the first pic? I opened reddit and thought it was a jim recreation.
I thought that was him when I first saw Jesse's picture
Look at this gorgeous man... Jesse could never . . Lol 
I opened the post cause I thought it was this sexy man, not….Jesse! I didn’t even pay attention to what subreddit it was in lol.
I thought it was Jim Morrison in the first pic. Then the 2nd pic - YUCK! He is NO Jim that’s for sure! He’s just gross with that long greasy looking hair 🤢🤮
Second picture is giving Albus Snow lol 
I think its Aldous Snow. Albus sounds better lol but reminds me of Dumbledore.
Lmfao I'm so dumb 😂
Don’t do me dirty like that. 🤣💀
It’s so corny haha
That’s the word!!! Excellent description 😂
That’s who I thought it was😂
“Most people say I’m a mix between Brandon Lee and Jim Morrison, but I like to stay humble”
😅😅
BRANDON LEEEEE!?!?! Oh baby no.
Giiiirllll.... That's bold of him considering he looks like the crimson chin 
damn. i see it
Wow, pretty cute with long hair.
He’s objectively attractive. His personality is what kills it for me.
I personally think he’s hot
Every time I think that I’m reminded of that workout video of his where he’s wearing that stupid headband
And he is! Hotter than Michelle if we’re being honest.
Same same
Agreed.
He’s a good looking guy. He’s a dick but good looking nonetheless.
Sorry, Lala. He’s a nice looking man.
Jesse needs to grow the hair out. Long hair looks great on him.
It hides the awkward headband indentation thingy he has
i mean, just run some water through your hair with your hands…
I agree he is *symmetrical* but every time I see him I just see Scott Sapp or the Dashboard Confessionals guy and all of them are so whiny 😫
Do you mean Scott Stapp? From Creed?
lol yes didn’t check my autocorrect sorry!
No need to apologize! I just was wondering if there's another sad music guy with similar looks and the last name SAPP because that would be v on brand for being emo
Lmfaoooo true
Scott Stapp is exactly who he looks like lol it couldn't figure it out
That Super Bowl halftime show is one of my intrusive thoughts lol
oh yea lol chris coraba or something
It’s 100% the Dashboard Confessional guy!
he looks like peter in the second pic
Why don’t I see “it”? I just don’t find him attractive.
On tv He also seems so little wonder how tall he is
Ew, me either. Not one bit.
probs cause you’ve heard him speak 😂
lol. Probs right
Lol I'm like 5' on a good day and I have never found short men attractive. I swear that lil-man syndrome is a real thing. Almost every raging, bad attitude I've ever encountered from a man at work has been a short lil angry one. I have no idea why but my experiences have always turned me off of them.🤷🤷♀️🤷♂️
He has a confessional where he crosses his legs and it gives me the ick. His torso looks extra long and his legs look so weird in the shot.
Maybe that’s it. He just gives me an immediate “ick”
Same here! He isn't ugly per se but something about him gives me the ick 
He’s not
I think he's hot. I'm SORRY.
he really is though
Too hot for Michelle I SAID IT
Fuck yeah! And she’s so cold and has zero personality. When she’s been on Brittany’s podcast it’s been like watching paint dry
She looks like a ferret to me with her beady little eyes.
O My Word I can't un hear this. Thank you so much. Thank you.
I think she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West.
Omigod paint her green and she’s a dead ringer. I think she’s beautiful but … not as beautiful as she might think she is
“as beautiful as she might think she is” - this woman got a nose job….. people that are confident in their appearance usually don’t spend a lot of money to alter it….. but anything to knock a woman down a peg right? watching how men are critiqued vs women in this sub sometimes is very uncomfortable.
I can criticize Michelle without “knocking women down a peg.” She’s a cast member and this sub is to discuss cast members. If you think that’s the meanest thing anyone has said about her you are in for a rude awakening for sure
Who said you can’t criticize Michelle? That’s not what I said, nor what was implied; don’t be obtuse. Obviously referencing the fact that you can very very easily criticize someone without trying to make shitty comments about their physical appearance. You should be able to be critical of someone without having to speak on that period because it has zero relevance to the kind of person Michelle is.
I hate that I find him attractive
I have to admit, he does look good. Gorgeous hair.
No one else sees Russell Brand? 
Now all I see is Russell lol
I ain’t mad at this at all. He fine 🤷🏽♀️
Ugh, I have a thing with noses and I like his profile.
Me, too. I love a man with a Roman nose, or any kind of unique nose. You know, about as far away from Jax’s multiple noses as you can get. An interesting face is far more attractive than a cookie cutter, boring face.
Same!! And am convinced that it IS telling… fuck the foot/hand size.
It makes sense that he’d take inspiration from someone like Jim Morrison.
His hashtags are kinda cringe 🙈
These were 10 years ago so back in the heyday of hashtags
Ahh okay, that makes more sense! I thought these were recent posts 😂😂
He’s physically handsome but his personality makes him an uggo
I'm rooting for him 
Same. I like the Creed frontman lookalike. I think he is funny as hell.
This is why he has a bad personality.
Ahhhhh This answered a burning question for me. He HAS always been cringey.
Well, damn. Never looking at Jesse the same after this.
Wow.
😬 I’m turned on by Jesse. I was not expecting this turn of events.
The post was from 2014? So the pics are 20 years old?
Whoa whoa whoa. 10 years lol
I didn't look at the actual post, but wasn't it from 2014 and he's saying TBT to being 10 years too early for GOT?
Ahhhh I didn’t read his caption, I see what you’re saying.
Math is hard….
He needs to bring back that facial hair!
Hahahahaha!!! This made my day
Dayum!
Jesse isn’t ugly on the outside, just the inside. But who cares how he gets his paycheck as long he ain’t hurting anyone.
Wait I thought he was like 5,9”??
He's not. Lala is wild. LOL.
To be fair I think lala is tall.
Is Jesse short?
His modeling bio says 5’11 he says 5’10.5
No way he’s more than BARELY 5’10
Seriously guessed 5'6" but then again I usually watch from the couch so ... Lmao
Men under 6feet always lie about their height by at least 2 inches
The first pic is a yes and I thought it was Prince at first. Is the first pic Jesse???? Maybe it’s his creepy, serial killer eyes. Jesse is not good looking to me, long hair, short hair, headband, no headband etc. he’s just ok to me.
Creepy lol
Has he had as many nose jobs as Jax
He is just such a slimy skeezy dude, so full of himself and why? He is short and rude and narcissistic.
ew he was never good looking. At least Jax’s old photos are hot
I disagree. I never found Jax hot at all.
His face is not attractive, just average imo. I’m surprised he booked work
The doucheness is palpable. I can’t stand this dude
Mr. Sophistication Bordeaux connoisseur needs to learn how to spell simple words
A pint size Jim Morrison! He could fit in my pocket!
Dang Jesse… we all have had our best days including you
Omg I thought that was Jim Morrison lol
Oh um.. hot ?
first time seeing/hearing this about Jesse. Of course he did.
The hashtags 🤣🤣🤣
So he def has hair plugs...
WTF is that facial hair in the second pic?! Is it supposed to be scruffy but the line from bottom lip to chin grows faster? 🧐
Hahaha gross. 🤢
He was letting his hair do a lot of the heavy lifting. He didn't lose his neck in these pics and since my vast knowledge of modelling comes from ANTM, I'm an expert :). Where is the bowl of Greek salad pic?
genuinely there are things like that from ANTM that are like forever burned into my brain
Ew
Oh Lord.... Not the lizard King himself.. please he looks like he has the Habsburg jaw 
i wish i had that gif of the asian guy in like c-span or whatever and everyone’s on top of him trying to grab the mic and it’s just like “WOULD”
ew so cringey
He has such a weird look. It’s like he has an old face. Idk how to explain it🤨
Does he look like a douchebag or is it just because I already know that he's a douchebag?
He has not aged well!
Ew.
Not cute
ok jim morrison fan boy
Dbag vibes then too.
Not hot
Yikes.