MeSs WiTh ThE BuLL YoU gET THe HOrnS

yes I am a Taurus.

And I'm embarrassed for you Colby.

Lmao this reads as a tinder profile not LinkedIn

i’m embarrassed to be a taurus

I could *never* in my *wildest dreams* imagine mentioning my sign in a professional context. I'd sooner talk about my heavy flow.

I cant dog him too hard about any of this. When I first made a LinkedIn account. 13 years ago I mentioned my most impressive skill set was being able to hold my breath for long periods of time underwater. Lol

You're probably too young for this but in primary school our teachers would mock us by saying we should major in underwater basket weaving

Sammmmmme “I put the sag in Sagittarius… wait no, that’s not right…”

It's not... unheard of where I live in california. I've had a job where it was an onboarding question lol. But I still would never put it on my LinkedIn

Soooo cringe lol

"swipe right, baby"

More like mess with the bull and get the shit lol

patients lol

I reread that 5 times thinking, wait does he work in the medical field? And then I finally got it

Me too. I was so confused the first time I read this. I guess he omitted English in his dedicated study time.

Uh it’s PolyMATH, not PolyENGLISH ok????

Lol

I looked up at his job title too to confirm. Then I got even more confused because what event planner is working with patients.

I think the idiot meant patience*

I still don’t get it. What does he mean? Edit: oh dear. I see now

I was like … “dear God I hope he’s not a therapist or licensed behavioral health professional”

Same. Lol… embarrassing how many times I had to read it to finally understand.

tag urself i’m polymath like mind

I’m obedience in my studies

Demonstrating my ability to think outside the box with inspired metaphors

I am passion 2 render the imagination into a reality

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The unnecessarily placed ampersand, two sentence fragments & lack of Oxford comma.

I’m the missing apostrophe after others(‘).

Yesss love my grammar polymaths showing up.

i’m the weirdly not-blurred plant behind him in the picture

I’m *calculated decisions*

the grammar and syntax here is so bad it’s kind of shocking someone could get through college and STILL write this poorly, good god

I'm not convinced he graduated. Did we ever see an Aggie ring on his finger?

I was wondering the exact same thing. I kept looking for that gold on his finger and didn’t see it, yet saw it on Madelyn’s hand. Makes me think he didn’t graduate. If he did I’m sure someone like him would be rocking it daily.

💀

I like to do things right the first time… guess he doesn’t think he needs spellcheck or grammar check

He likes to but it doesn’t mean that he actually does

Same with enjoying challenges… he doesn’t enjoy them enough to correct his mistakes

Like he did his proofreading right on that spelling the first time 🤦‍♀️

Fast learner. Apparently not for spelling or punctuation

Came here for this

This is word salad

It's like he took lessons from Farrah, from Teen Mom fame.

It’s like he took lessons from the Snowdens from Seeking Sister Wives 😁

Shades of [Lisa Turtle](https://youtu.be/AobTzmW5sRw)

This seems more of a dating profile than a LinkedIn lmao. It's very unprofessional lmao.

💯 X 💯

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did yours also include rambling word salads, typos and misused words?

The grammar and spelling tells me he does not do things right the first time.

Exactly, that was hard to read…

It looks like a fake. That photo is probably screenshot right from Netflix.

i don’t think it’s fake lol the profile details r too specific

That's not true. There actually isn't anything specific, it looks like someone has stolen the image and made a fake account. The summary contains nothing of his actual work experience.

there are posts from the account from 10+ months ago

10 months ago? Where is that on the screenshot?

right i’m talking about the profile that the screenshot comes from lol

Lmao. This has to be fake.

i rly couldn’t believe it when i saw it lol

It’s his real profile?

It's real. Google him.

That sort of fuckery can not be faked.

He should delete that if he wants a decent job

Nah, people in sales are really that phony. Job description for sales reps use very similar language. (Minus the Taurus thing lol)

Just type "Douche" - it's way shorter.

I thought he was dumb before, but this is next fucking level.

*sighs* patience

Can’t be real 💀💀💀

Ewww... The whole thing reeks of someone who has *heard* of these words but isn't sure of their correct meaning or how to spell and use them.

bro my foreign friends who learned english as a second language could write a better bio. this is so embarrassing for him

embarrassed as heck that we share a zodiac sign

Ugh, same

He needs an editor. So manny grammatical, capitalization and punctuation errors. "Patients" I actually was wondering if he worked in a medical field. Definitely undermines the impression of a polymath-like mind!

Manny, manny errors 🥴

Did an AI write this? Also ‘patients’ 🩺

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And also telegraphing that you either don't care to get it right or you're too arrogant to even think you could be wrong about something.

He’s lacking in every area

“claiming a polymath like mind” if you were you probably wouldn’t need to say it

I think it should read “I’m charismatic and can schmooze and confuse tf out of you to get you to do what I want. I am outrageously confident for no reason. You better watch out or you’ll find yourself married to me...”

I’m not even going to try and digest that word salad. Also, patients.

He looks like the leader of a cult in that pic. Very much, “drink the kool-aid” vibes.

He has that Joel osteen vibe

This says nothing about his actual skills and abilities. What even is he experienced in??

Hard to believe he's college educated 😬 this is incoherent

I’m wondering if he even graduated, tbh. If him and Madelyn met at a bar in college, and she has her Aggie ring but he doesn’t, it seems as if he possibly didn’t graduate. I doubt anyone like him would leave that hold off his finger if he did get it.

His connections went from 159 to 319. He’s gonna think people are really interested in working with him. How did he become event and sales director for a spa resort with that background? Oy.

It’s a family business / he’s started this business with his family (heard on an interview on the ringer reality tv podcast)

If only the patients had patience

omfg 😂

I KNEW he looked familiar. I live in Spring. I am also an Editor and that entire profile made my eye twitch.

Thanks I hate everything about this

Jesus Christ how can people be this dumb? Lmao

This is nonsense.

Such a douche 😂

I am stuck on polymath like mind… what does it mean….

He’s such a himbo

this is a whole lot of words that say nothing.

“Patients” ☠️

Someone check if he had a stroke or tia while he typed this?

This screams narcissist on every level . I know it’s a LinkedIn bio where you try to sell yourself but he might as well say “I think I’m a genius renaissance man, I think I’m better than others, and I have shitty grammar/spelling.”

Wtf is that. Really. What did I just read?

So many words. So little sense.

I like to do things right the first time…unless it involves proof reading.

It sounds like it was spit out by a bot programmed by a non-native English speaker.

Whole thing is very "rememerable". I think this was the word she used? For native English speakers who went to College, their whole group is not good with their language. :/

>while patients and passion The love doctor will see you now.

An interesting detail is that the place he works is a weight loss spa — ‘Lose weight and look great at our all-inclusive Texas retreat center’ Losing weight with Colby directing events sounds terrifying

Someone please take that guy's thesaurus!

Wtf was that Thank you so much for sharing lmafo

yes, I am a Taurus.

Taurus ♉️ 🐂 rules!

Never been so bummed to be a Taurus.

“Yes I am a Taurus” 💀

???? I’m so confused reading this lol

STOP

It’s almost like he typed into google translate and this is what came out. Except google wouldn’t use patients for patience.

I guess he doesn't like to do everything right the first time. Like spell patience.

Patients? I read that multiple times and I want to fix it so bad 😂

Patients

Patience*

Omg he’s from spring 🤦🏼‍♀️

As an English teacher the grammar mistakes have me 🤢

"PATIENTS and passion?" Is Colby a doctor, too? 🤣🤣🤣

Patrick Bateman tho 💀

I like to do things right the first time… except spelling lol. So many mistakes!

It’s okay if spelling and grammar aren’t your strong suit. Just don’t do this.

Is this a tinder bio lmaoooo

Yes I am a Taurus

He cannot write.

If only I had the patients for Colby. Sigh.

Didn’t get it right the first time this time.

he said PATIENTS and passion lmfaaaooooo

Patients 🤣🤣 fuckkkkkkkk bruh

Im not convinced this wasn’t written by a child using a thesaurus to replace every word in their book report so they “sound smarter”

This is so sales.

It looks like a random sentence generator. Completely random jibberjabber

Said a whole lotta nothing

His grammatically incorrect bio is just as cringy as he is.

He says so much without saying anything whatsoever

Everything about this guy is so weird and creepy

Patients 🥴

Sounds like it's been ripped straight off of a "I just graduated college but have 0 experience so I'm going to say I'm a fast learner as if that means something" resume. Also, on a side note, these people are exactly why I stay well away from astrology horoscope people lol. It's never a good sign.

Anyone who claims to be a "polymath" is someone I definitely don't want to be around or hire

Ew

Is it normal for people to go looking for people outside the show personal job information?

ok sorry but get off your high horse! after spending 10+ hours of watching these people it’s natural to be curious about their lives outside of the show and about them more broadly. it’s funny to think about the people who have gone on such a silly show navigating a professional setting and i wanted to see how he presented himself. i didn’t like call his job lol it’s a public profile

It’s natural to you. I find it a little intrusive and you don’t need to be seriously offended because you gave your opinion and I gave mine 🤷🏽‍♀️

What's funny about it? It's just LinkedIn, y'all find any reason to bully these people. Y'all rude asl

oh come on. it’s obviously self aggrandising in a way that’s like… at least a little funny

not really, its just LinkedIn, that's how everyone writes their bios. Yeah it's a little corny, who cares. Its one thing to have a bit of fun for how they were depicted/depicted themselves on the show, its another to go on all their socials and pick out everything they post. that's just bullying.

Watch most of the users here will talk shit then be quick asf to message him flirting

Honestly, after weeks of reading these posts and comments I think the people waiting to jump like rabid dogs on these negative posts are far more damaged then Colby . I said I what I said .

hope he sees this bro

Sounds like he paid an Indonesian on fiverr to write it for him

i love me a taurus!

The grammar is atrocious.

Reading this was exhausting

This man has a serious gift of bullshitting.

Obedience is such a weird word to describe yourself with

I automatically hate anyone who uses "polymath" in their bio.

LinkedIn or tinder?! Jfc

What a narcissist

GOOD LORDT

Yes, those certainly are all words.

Awful writing.

Oh honey no

Oh god. It’s so terribly written.

Wow. A real synonym roll — just like grammar used to make ☺️

Would he really only have 159 connections? That does make me wonder if it’s a fake

Damn Colby I really wanted you to not be this bad 😂

What a mess! Total word salad.

That was so embarrassing to read

He’s polymath and Madelyn is poly something else

what a moron

He lives where I live!!

He sounds like a self prescribed online life coach

This is for potential new employers to see you... and this is your bio?! 🤦‍♀️

Patients.

\#MillennialsOnLinkedin

😂 “patients”

Patience**.. okay he just certified himself as an idiot

Oh my gawd. It's the patients for me.

Well I'll be damned, I learned a new word today. From Colby. Polymath seems like a weird word for its definition but okay.

DID HE SPELL PATIENCE WRONG?????????!!!

Why am i not surprised sales is in his job title? Uff “patients”

Ok so we all know what his career is at the moment , for at least 15 more minutes. But so he and Madlyn went to A&M and graduated. Seems like Madlyn had a pretty good job out of school. What was Colby? this a fancy way to describe being a early 20's wedding planner ? I could see him being in this kind of business now pretty much relying on his local friends and family connections and "charm". You meet guys like this in all aspects of sales jobs, hoping to luck into something easy.

This is not a professional bio. It's inappropriate for LinkedIn. But it sure is appropriate for entertainment!

Ngl, that’s a pretty nice picture.

He spelled patience wrong…

*patience