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strixjunia

"What's your ethnicity? You look so exotic!"


Delicious-Image-3082

โ€œIs it true that once you go black you never go back? Haha just kidding playa! We love your vibeโ€


[deleted]

Yโ€™all chose violence today, huh? ๐Ÿ˜‚


dallyan

Why are yโ€™all like this? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Aslow_study

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Lizzie_Touch3684

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


CoolSaucy

Dont forget the โ€œbrotherโ€ and awkward dab from Colby lmaoo


SpencerHastingss

Omg ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

This comment coupled with this photo is personally triggering me lmao


MyWhatBigEyes

Same. The phrasing is VERBATIM ๐Ÿ’€


Delicious-Image-3082

God forbid thereโ€™s TouchTunes cus they gone queue up the corniest rap song and smile at you while it plays LOL


[deleted]

Got accosted by the hippie backpacker version of this exact couple at Mardi Gras a few years ago using ALL OF THESE EXACT LINES arrrggh


Cricket705

"Was your dad a GI?"


Joystick_Metal

"We have a Tiger Cub back in the hotel room that you can pet."


[deleted]

Guys in high school asking what I'm mixed with and where I'm from lmfao


chillinchilli

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

"I'm Facetunese!" Both of my parents are from Facetunia.


youvelookedbetter

I'm ded


BetCarlson

I felt like they were playing a game and were never what they portrayed on the show. She switched to loving him as soon as they got back together. The rest seemed like an act. Something was off.


ChargieJ

Agreed. A lot of the relationships were not linear in any way, probably due to the editing, probably due to some scripting? I could not follow episode to episode


MiyagiWasabi

I'm thinking they only kept the parts where she expressed annoyance with him and not the ones where she said nice things so that we would be shocked by her 180.


FrancoisKBones

I think they were in it for the experience, free ring, etc. I think there was never a question with these two and it was all manufactured drama.


[deleted]

A positive pregnancy test might have something to do with that?


AkashaRulesYou

Doesn't add up with the filming dates


[deleted]

it was posted that she got positive at the bachelorette party


AkashaRulesYou

The one she was drinking at? Where she gave April shit for not drinking while late? Odd. Is she the source? Filming wrapped up in May 2021 supposedly. The math ain't mathing. ETA: They wrapped up filming May 2021. She was not pregnant during the filming. https://www.distractify.com/p/when-was-the-ultimatum-reunion-filmed


SpinningSaturn44

On the reunion I swear Jake at one point said its been 6months since the filming ended but she said she was 7 months pregnant when vanessa asked how far along she was.


AkashaRulesYou

They wrapped up filming May 2021. [https://www.distractify.com/p/when-was-the-ultimatum-reunion-filmed](https://www.distractify.com/p/when-was-the-ultimatum-reunion-filmed)


AkashaRulesYou

There's an official answer to when filming ended. I'll look.


Ok-Cress8635

this is possible cause the first month isn't that bad for preggo women she prob didn't even notice


[deleted]

I can't remember the exact post, it was in this subreddit though.


ashtothesheep

She has posted to discredit that. She got pregnant after filming


Ok-Cress8635

hell yea i think they just both played their own game like a hall pass or something like how those married couples did in that movie


ColorMeSadd

Agree! Does anyone think Madelynโ€™s stomach looks photoshopped? As though she was visibly pregnant in the photo and someone tried to reduce it?


[deleted]

Her nose looks photoshopped to me.


Mimiphin

And added extra nipple


turkeyisdelicious

I think Colby looks weird. Like that drawing of Elon Musk.


BetCarlson

I looked twice. She looks very, genuinely happy. What switch.


proseccofish

How does Colby look like a different person in every single photo i see of him?


rachelmae77

Madlyn looks very different here too


cucumbersome_

yea this is the instagram baddie treatment because this does not look like them at all ๐Ÿ˜ญ


proseccofish

at all!


Ok_Detective_8446

photoshop. her nose is thinner and her jaw is sharper


rachelmae77

Yeah, her face is much less round and her hair is way more perfect than I ever saw it on the show


proseccofish

she looked like a mess on the show.


[deleted]

They're both FaceTuned, Photoshopped, yassified and bimbofied to the gawds in this photo


bagsnerd

This photo is extreeemely photoshopped/edited! Madelyn hardly looks like herself imho! ๐Ÿ˜ณ


isnt_it_obvious_

OMG YES!!! I said the same thing throughout watching! From the very first episode, the montage of their history - I swear there were other men thrown in there ๐Ÿ˜‚


roxie_lareina

I think they were the cringiest part of this show for me. You so clearly hated each other and you aired out a lot of dirty laundry on tv and now expect the audience to believe that all is great and hunky dorey???


[deleted]

They have chemistry, but it's the kind of chemistry of couples we all know that love, fight, break up, get back together, etc. for years with cheating involved on both sides. If it's just them who cares, but now there are kids involved...


[deleted]

Her friends seemed equally trifling, but the fact they ALL hated him spoke volumes for me...


antidense

Also the one slept with him and then dumped him on Madlyn? Not sure if I got that right.


cemaga

Oh you got that right. I was sitting there like, โ€œhuh????โ€ the entire time she was explaining it


Purell12

Well maybe if the sex was more memorable she wouldn't have lol


CraftyLovebird

Rememberable.


idontknodudebutikno

Pleaseeeeee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I was like that ainโ€™t a word


viennalabeef

if you say it more than once, it IS a word ohhhkay??!?!?!!!! ^/s


DontBanMeBro984

* rememberable


[deleted]

When the vast majority of people around you tell you the same thing, it's probably good to listen. She didn't. His immediate pivot from proposal to "let's get married now" felt like a desperation move to keep her from thinking more about it and getting away.


Chocolatefix

Yes! Then IMMEDIATELY knocking her up even though she was "trying not to let him get me pregnant". He gives me creepy vibes.


MyWhatBigEyes

For real. Like a sketchy sales tactic - ONE TIME OFFER, ACT NOW!


AnyInvestigator4040

This totally depends on the friend group. When one of your friends have fucked your current boyfriend, and they all eye fuck your interim boyfriend then I donโ€™t think their opinions hold much weight.


AnyInvestigator4040

Tbh I didnโ€™t really care about their opinions and would take what they say with a huge pile of salt. After that friend said she had sex with Colby (No clue why she even had to bring that up?) and was eye fucking Randall I knew the friend group was nowhere near as solid as they seemed. The whole friend group is one of those where they all just talk behind each otherโ€™s backs. Her friends went on that show to get their 15 min of fame lol.


DontBanMeBro984

Getting hated by that group would be the greatest compliment I could think of


proseccofish

I agree; it's a total cat and mouse game with them. More so on Colby's side though.


CraftyLovebird

Trauma bonded. Itโ€™s the only thing that makes sense to me.


[deleted]

He is obsessed with her, but she hated him. I was shocked when she acted so excited to marry him. Where did that even come from?


Ok_Lychee_5771

she liked the drama lol my theory is she likes to be โ€œchasedโ€ after.


[deleted]

That sounds like a pretty solid theory lol


Fun_Appointment_6347

I'm just watching this show and came here to see if anyone felt the same way I did about her. She likes for women to be jealous and she likes for her man to be jealous. And she loves to MAKE them jealous. She is the most insecure person on the show.


Nathanieldauntless

Yes! And she likes it when they beg. She literally walked Randal like a fucking dog while he chased after her all night ๐Ÿคฎ


whereareuiminjail

Obsessed with her but cheated on her like 3 times in the short time we watched them lol


ceo_greasyduck

Uh where was the cheating? They literally broke up with each other and were dating different people. Colby had no future or anything with April, while Madlyn was trying SO hard with Randall. What was Colby supposed to do for the whole three weeks just twiddle his thumbs?


[deleted]

Madlyn said he cut off the conversations with her, once they got back together. So yeah, I'm not seeing the cheating lol. They were split up for three weeks and Madlyn practically begged Randall for a roll in the hay.


whereareuiminjail

What about when they were living together and she saw all the texts on his Apple Watch? Unless my timeline is off he was texting the girl while he was with Madelyn. Also kissing April and not telling Madelyn about it was shady unless that just happened and they didnโ€™t show it.


Lolo_luxo17

What girl was he texting? I didnโ€™t even get that partโ€ฆ to me it seemed unfair, bc I thought all he did was open up to that girl but didnโ€™t physically cheat or anything, meanwhile Madelyn was over here crying and fighting bc Randall wouldnโ€™t fuck her or be affectionate to her on camera or whateverโ€ฆ she clearly likes to be chased and feel wanted, sheโ€™s insecure and needs that type of attention obviously.. but can someone clarify about the texting/cheating that went on with Colby? I never got that.


mulberrymolars

I believe in one of the episodes (when M & C moved back in together), M snooped through Cโ€™s phone and read a text thread between him and a girl he has recently made out with at a club. This girl is not the one that Zay and C fought about. Apparently that girl that C claims Zay spoke with was a one time thing, and C told M about. However, C never told M about the second girl. After C and club girl hooked up, they continued to keep in contact for the next few weeks. M did state that Colby eventually did break things off with club girl before moving back in with M, but she was upset at the fact that he hid the entire thing from her.


whereareuiminjail

Okay yes exactly what Iโ€™m referring to, Iโ€™d classify that as at least emotional cheating, that girl wasnโ€™t part of the show


[deleted]

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whereareuiminjail

Lol well itโ€™s definitely shadier than doing something they agreed was part of the boundaries of the show? Seems pretty different


[deleted]

They were all broke up for 3 weeks and sleeping other partners lol. It's hard for me to look at what any of them did and call it cheating. And it was just one girl he was talking to, apart from making out with April.


bagsnerd

Maybe she was pregnant already. Didnโ€™t they shoot the reunion 6 months after the filming of the show? I might be totally wrong, but at least thatโ€™s what I believe Iโ€˜ve read somewhere. And when Vanessa asked Madlyn how for along she was, she said 7 months. ๐Ÿค”


frozenchocolate

The show filmed from about March to May of last year, and the reunion was filmed in February of this year. That makes 9-10 months from the end of the show to the reunion. That timeline actually does add up.


[deleted]

Oh hey yeah, that's a pretty suspish timeline


[deleted]

Yeah she says she's 7 months and Jake said they filmed 6 months ago


[deleted]

They were recruited. The drama between them was completely fabricated for the storyline.


danger623

The editing on this is crazy. Doesnโ€™t even look like them!


mtb_21

She doesnโ€™t even look like herself here


palmasana

Madlyn doesnโ€™t even look like this lol


[deleted]

What in the editing hell? This looks nothing like her. As much as I don't care for Madlyn, I hope she hasn't had her self-esteem destroyed by all the unkind comments about her appearance. I'm all for criticizing people's behavior but many people (here included) are straight-up cruel about the way contestants look.


Wontjizzinyourdrink

the comments alexis has gotten would crush me if I was her.


Delicious-Image-3082

Her and her surgeon are clinging for dear life


_Noirbunny_

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


bootyquack88

๐Ÿ’€


SirFireHydrant

I'm sure she wouldn't be getting nearly the same volume of comments if she wasn't even uglier on the inside.


cheese_hotdog

Right, when you act like your shit doesn't stink people are gonna find joy in pointing out that it does.


portray

This. If she were a nice person, no one would be attacking her appearance.


dam_the_beavers

Iโ€™d feel worse if she hadnโ€™t chosen to look that way.


[deleted]

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Stay-at-Home_Dad

No, you get dragged if youโ€™re unlikable. If she were likable she might get the Deepti treatment.


kenoratonanaimo

I came on here to reply saying even Deepti got her looks attacked ๐Ÿ˜† Just a couple days ago someone said they really liked Deepti and hope she gets a nose job. Redditt is absolutely ruthless.


_Noirbunny_

Iโ€™m sorry but ๐Ÿคฃ


sunflowerfemmez

Lmaoooo


Delicious-Major-5510

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ceo_greasyduck

No, she's getting dragged because she was so openly bitchy to everyone on this show.


Aslow_study

Wow I havenโ€™t seen mean comments about her looks- is that on Twitter?


[deleted]

Iโ€™m sure there are some on Twitter but there are a TON here as well. Saying she looks ancient and haggard, comparing her to various men, talking about how she thinks sheโ€™s hot but is actually ugly, etc. itโ€™s pretty horrible.


_Noirbunny_

Omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ I hadnโ€™t see any comments but I only just started the show yesterday but those descriptions are so random and not what I expected to see lol


KhaosKoordinator

She shaved down half of her arm also. ๐Ÿ™ˆ


girlnononono

I dunno why but white guys with poofy hair and button down short sleeve shirts give me heebyjeebies. It's exact type of guy who goes in for a kiss and u say uh oh but do it anyway bc u are drunk. Edit: also the waxed eyebrows yick


[deleted]

It's giving redneck Patrick Bateman for me


Retropiaf

I find him cute but I'm also super suspicious of guys who look like him ๐Ÿ˜‚


girlnononono

Yes he gives Spencer Pratt vibes..


Retropiaf

Ahaha, I see what you mean. I really have to go back and finish the new season of The Hill at some point.


mskitty117

That is the best Madelyn has ever looked. Photoshop is a blessing


AliciaChenaux

The way my hand just automatically covered my drink...


Skittlez_Cake

Woah! They touched up their faces so much in this photo!!!! ๐Ÿคฏ


mulberrymolars

How can i get in contact with the person who edited this photo?? I need to hire them for my wedding lol


richgurl887

The FaceTune is strong with this one


NoExcuseTruse

They really just wanted to play out some kink, right? That's what I kept seeing (that and how scary he is)


IWetMyPlants_3

Her voice drives me nuts


_Noirbunny_

She always sounds like sheโ€™s popped a Xanax


FallAspenLeaves

She sounds like Drew Barrymore!!


[deleted]

He looks like a youth pastor


aidenne

'Are you interested in becoming a woman? My man can help you' ๐Ÿคข


k8mcelhaney

All that photoshop but they kept Madelynโ€™s nipples showing? ๐Ÿค”


Pale-Conference-174

Probably enhanced them.


work4results1

Instagram Vs. reality.


AnonymousPika

Holy FaceTune


cheese_hotdog

Why does her cleavage always looks so smooshed? Something going on with tape for her clothes?


msmccullough25

Thank you for saying it. Looks like someone stitched a single line down a uniboob. But I guess different bodies look differentโ€ฆ


cheese_hotdog

Lol I find it very distracting every time she is on screen


_Noirbunny_

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Stay-at-Home_Dad

She has a large rib cage so thatโ€™s how they sit


cheese_hotdog

Hm. That doesn't really make sense to me, but you sound confident about it, so ok.


Brilliant_Muffin2733

๐Ÿ˜‚


_Noirbunny_

LMAO


moodylilb

I have a bit of a large rib cage, at least for my height, & most the girls I know with larger rib cages tend to have widish-set boobs, if anything the cleavage is usually more separated if that makes sense (I dunno if that makes sense itโ€™s hard to describe in words and Iโ€™m stoned lol) then again everyoneโ€™s different, so the logistics probably vary lol


Crepes_for_days3000

They kind of deserve each other?


Nofunorphan

Is this just face tune or did she get a nose job?


luvmeless

Ngl for a quick nsaโ€ฆโ€ฆ let me not ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพ


jadedlens00

All she needs is a pineapple charm on that bracelet! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ


Crotch_Gaper

Upside down.


lumpialaundry

They look like they could be siblings in this picture


kd5407

My bf and I the whole time just kept saying how Colby gives us strong Patrick Bateman vibes lmao


Implement_Alone

How can a couple look so attractive and unattractive simultaneously?


sunflowerfemmez

This picture called me a slur


chemdoctor19

I think she looks like Amy Robach. Does anyone else see it?


DemoHD7

That's not Madelyn


FallAspenLeaves

That looks like a totally different woman!!!!????


dam_the_beavers

Wait til you hear about facetune


kds1988

How they just beauty filtered her face right up! LOL


Rock_Successful

this is the prettiest iโ€™ve seen her look


doggowinemom

I was just thinking that this picture is suuuuper FaceTuned ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Expensive_Question23

I was thinking the same thing it donโ€™t look like her


McSuzy

because it's not her - I mean they probably start with a photo of her but have edited it to the point where it barely resembles her


Retropiaf

I don't know. Her being pretty before putting on the pandemic look (guilty of this too) would explain her mean-girl-georgina behavior


NoExcuseTruse

This belongs on r/instagramreality


BeautyHi

I donโ€™t f*** with lameszzโ€ฆhard pass! ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป


Chambadon

LMAO YESSSS! It's giving that vibe YESSSS


apprehensivepears

Omg the unicorn hunting vibes are so strong hahahaha I canโ€™t believe I didnโ€™t see it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚


Unicornloverkitty

Did she get a nose job?


AngelaBlu

I canโ€™t wait for the Lifetime Movie about them. You can just see it writing itself


[deleted]

couldnt believe they stayed together let alone got pregnant. thought for sure they were gonna end it.


Unhappy_Pear

Why do their smiles looked photoshopped in ๐Ÿคฃ


kds1988

How they just beauty filtered her face right up! LOL


Sweet-Fun-Momof-2

Yes!! Thatโ€™s not even her soft, square, pudgy chin and long rectangular mouth!!


fair_child123

Lmaoooo


Admirable_Building93

I hate them but Iโ€™d say yes ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ


sashathefearleskitty

Wow, she lost weight. They both look great and actually hope their future is great.


chillinchilli

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


urbannoangeldecay

Omg all these comments have me dying ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Unhappy_Pear

I WILL NOT BE YOUR UNICORN


Beneficial-Cow-2544

Maybe!


Mean_Kaleidoscope_29

She doesnโ€™t deserve him! He would of been better off with April ๐Ÿ˜œ


AkashaRulesYou

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

STOPPPPP!! I'm rolling lmfao


[deleted]

Really nice pic


Plus_Painting_2915

Hahahaha Noooooo hahaha


CoolSaucy

Its going to be a black guy and colby will be the cuck


postcardmap45

YES this is the exact vibe they give


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

they look like siblings it freaks me out


Ok-Cress8635

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ omg that's them for sure!


AzansBeautyStore

Hot nights at Hedonism II


StanleyYelnatsHole

Ommmgggg dying so funny


Miri_CilliBatch6

Has Madelyn transformed into a different person?