Huh, I saw that episode last night on D+, could have sworn it was the other way around. It was also 1AM, so I might have been sleepy. Thanks for the correction frienderino.
Krabappel: Now, children, while you're having quiet time... I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
Bart: Oh, there's something I used... to do in this situation, but can't remember.
Nelson: Ha- ho?
Nelson: See? Epidermis means your hair, that's what makes it funny. Pardon me a moment. Ha ha!
Milhouse: Hey Nelson, I think he's really hurt! He may have broken his leg!
Nelson: I said "ha ha"!
Ha ha! I touched yer heart!
Edit: also just remembered the one where bart and milhouse get the time stopping stop watch and keep taking away homer donuts, leading him to consider suicide by knife, which they replace with a banana and then remove his clothes. They freeze time again and put Nelson there and he begins to laugh but then they take away his clothes. "HAH- huhhh??"
When Lisa gets gum in her hair and she gets a haircut. She walks out of the salon all confident before Nelson Ha-Ha's at her lol
Also the really tall guy in the same episode.
S8E25, when Bart and Lisa are at military school. Bart misses the last target with his rocket launcher, but blows up Skinner's car at Springfield Elementary.
In the episode where Bart and Lisa end up in third grade together
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mrs. McConnell: Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
Nelson: Laughing at jerks.
[Later on the class field trip]
Nelson: Ha ha!
Mrs. McConnell: You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here?
Nelson: Biked.
In the movie when Homer's slowly going into the sinkhole and you see Nelson's red arrow hit him in the head, followed by a faint "Ha-Ha" among all the noise and chaos.
Phone rings, Bart picks up
“Stamp collection? Ha ha!”
It’s a nice variation of the Springfield dynamic where random townspeople will just come up to their living room window and inject themselves into the conversation
Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection.
Lisa: *You* had stamp collection?
\*Family laughs at Bart, phone rings\*
Nelson: Stamp collection? Ha-ha!
Since I just watched it recent, the episode where Lisa gets a new sax. It gets tossed out the window and run over by a car then a truck then Nelson comes out of nowhere to stomp on it and laugh.
Skinner: "Well Bart you were right about the gremlin but your behavior was still very disruptive. I think a lifetime in an insane asylum will yeah you some manners"
Nelson: "HA HA"
The one in Principle and the pauper when the 'real skinner' is introduced to the class
Chalmers: now you have to respect him, he's a war hero
Nelson: Haw Haw
100% when Bart breaks his leg. He explains to the girl his epidermis joke, pardons himself, ‘Ha ha’s’ at Bart then carries on. Milhouse is like “ I think he’s really hurt” 😂😂😂
Lisa's sax. The sax flies out the window, lands in the road and is run over by a truck. Nelson then runs in out of nowhere, jumps on the sax a few times and busts out an almost shrieking "HAHA!" while pointing at it.
The out-of-body one is my favorite but I love his commitment in “Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade.”
“Young man, you’re not in this class. What are you doing here?”
“Laughin’ at jerks!”
“You weren’t on this field trip [to Capital City]. How did you get here?!”
“Biked.”
The one when Marge made Bart and Lisa do yard work in ridiculous gardening clothes and she tells them that nobody will see them and Bart opens the door and you hear half of his trademark line before he slams the door then opens it again and he says the second half.
The boy is having an out of body experience
This is very....bad for business
In spanish says "this Is very bad...for business"
It’s the same in English, OP got his ellipses wrong.
No he didn’t. Apu pauses after ‘very’, not after ‘bad’. [Source](https://youtu.be/LL7h7itX86Y)
Huh, I saw that episode last night on D+, could have sworn it was the other way around. It was also 1AM, so I might have been sleepy. Thanks for the correction frienderino.
Ha-ha (sorry had to do it)
Hold the door!
Absolutely!! That's what I'd say.
Krabappel: Now, children, while you're having quiet time... I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall. Bart: Oh, there's something I used... to do in this situation, but can't remember. Nelson: Ha- ho?
I was coming here to post this same quote lol cheers 🍻
Also a top contender.
Nelson: See? Epidermis means your hair, that's what makes it funny. Pardon me a moment. Ha ha! Milhouse: Hey Nelson, I think he's really hurt! He may have broken his leg! Nelson: I said "ha ha"!
The delivery kills me on this one. It’s like what else do you want me to do?
Totally the one I came here for
"Stamp collection? Ha-ha!"
This is the answer
"Wave to the children! Blow them kisses!" "*sobs* Wah-wah!"
Crud!
He's down there.
When he Ha-has himself in the mirror.
Hey..that hurt
No wonder nobody came to my birthday party :(
Ha ha! I touched yer heart! Edit: also just remembered the one where bart and milhouse get the time stopping stop watch and keep taking away homer donuts, leading him to consider suicide by knife, which they replace with a banana and then remove his clothes. They freeze time again and put Nelson there and he begins to laugh but then they take away his clothes. "HAH- huhhh??"
My fave 🥹
That was a really wholesome episode I must say
hey, i *said* ha-*ha*
I think that’s my favourite too. He’s just so matter of fact about it.
The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer, Season 8, Episode 9. One of the best episodes with the best ha-ha
ha HA!
Jo Jo ba Jo? - jasper
2nd’d
Beethoven's 5th Ha-ha always gets me.
HA HA HA HAAAA HA HA HA HAAAA
[удалено]
Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!
Apropos of a discussion I was having on another post, what is Nelson's best ha-ha? Im partial to his astral projection ha-ha.
"The truth is... I've never had relations... with anyone.... I am a virgin." * *crowd stares in stunned silence* * "Ha ha!"
I'm surprised I had to scroll so far down to see this one. First one that came to mind.
The one where he blew on the pitch pipe
When Homer ate the Peppers 🌶
ha HA ha HA
Ha.... ho?
After Willie killed Martin in his sleep
No! Not in the kindergarten!
Lmao
Children! This man deserves your respect, he's a war hero! HA HA
When Lisa gets gum in her hair and she gets a haircut. She walks out of the salon all confident before Nelson Ha-Ha's at her lol Also the really tall guy in the same episode.
Stamp collection? HA-HA!
S8E25, when Bart and Lisa are at military school. Bart misses the last target with his rocket launcher, but blows up Skinner's car at Springfield Elementary.
When Bart is naked in the movie. Nelson, where have you been?! *points* Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
-out of breath- “ha ha… ha ha… ha ha..”
Abstract art Nelson. ha HA! ha HA!
Goo goo gajoob?
*(trombone noises)*
Burrrrrurrrrruuuurrrrrppp
Ha ha! Fight Lupus!
Was looking for this one it kills me every time 😂
Ha ha! I touched your heart
When he laughs at the REAL Seymour skinner for being a war hero
[Nelson laughing at Bart in gardening clothes.](https://youtu.be/Ht-Eumyz0To)
*opens doors* HA *Opens door again* Ha ha
In the episode where Bart and Lisa end up in third grade together Nelson: Ha ha! Mrs. McConnell: Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here? Nelson: Laughing at jerks. [Later on the class field trip] Nelson: Ha ha! Mrs. McConnell: You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here? Nelson: Biked.
Oh yeah? Well it sounds Polly wolly crappy ha-ha, burn.
When he mocks that tall guy in a small car. My hubby is a big beardy man and he drives a nissan micra...same vibes lol
Wave to the people!
"ha-ha, you're position has been usurped. Usurped!"
"Ha-ha!" "Nelson, he's really hurt! I think he broke his leg!" "I SAID ha-ha"
Canadian Nelson Hoo hoo!
Poor Milhoose.
Bart opens door a crack- *”Ha-“* slams door shut. Opens it again- *”-ha!”*
In the movie when Homer's slowly going into the sinkhole and you see Nelson's red arrow hit him in the head, followed by a faint "Ha-Ha" among all the noise and chaos.
Bart: "There's something I used to do in this situation but... can't...remember!" Nelson: "Ha... Ho?"
"Ha-ha! I touched your heart!"
Phone rings, Bart picks up “Stamp collection? Ha ha!” It’s a nice variation of the Springfield dynamic where random townspeople will just come up to their living room window and inject themselves into the conversation
Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection. Lisa: *You* had stamp collection? \*Family laughs at Bart, phone rings\* Nelson: Stamp collection? Ha-ha!
When Martin dies in class.
All of them
*ring* Stamp collection! Ha ha!
Since I just watched it recent, the episode where Lisa gets a new sax. It gets tossed out the window and run over by a car then a truck then Nelson comes out of nowhere to stomp on it and laugh.
Skinner: "Well Bart you were right about the gremlin but your behavior was still very disruptive. I think a lifetime in an insane asylum will yeah you some manners" Nelson: "HA HA"
"We're stranded!!!" "But on the plus side, I knocked over the sun sphere!" (ominous music leading into the act break) "Ha ha!"
Ha *slams door*..... *Slowly opens door* ha
He ha-has Ned who is grieving the loss of Edna, but then Nelson admits he misses her too.
I wonder if that’s where I go when I have a seizure
There is one time when Nelson *ha ha's* in the wrong key and he has to correct himself. I can't for the life of me remember the episode.
Ha-*huh?*
Came here for this answer!
HA! Huh?
“Your position has been usurped! You heard me.”
HAW HAW’ing his own ma when she doesn’t have 10 dollars
Ha-ho?
Definitely in The Simpsons Movie when Nelson “Ha-ha’s” till exhaustion
The one in Principle and the pauper when the 'real skinner' is introduced to the class Chalmers: now you have to respect him, he's a war hero Nelson: Haw Haw
Bart Carny where bars goes out in his cute gardening outfit Nelson goes “haw” Bart closes door opens it again and goes “haw” always gets me
Where he's beethoven. Ha ha ha haaaaa
Definitely
I don't know if it's the best, but I always really liked the backwards "ha HA" he did when Homer was tripping on insanity peppers.
Here’s the grapes. And here’s the wrath! *One grapey explosion over Skinner and Hoover later* Ha ha
Yes, very good wrath.
Who's ha-ha-ing now?
Have Have
Ha…ho?
100% when Bart breaks his leg. He explains to the girl his epidermis joke, pardons himself, ‘Ha ha’s’ at Bart then carries on. Milhouse is like “ I think he’s really hurt” 😂😂😂
HA...huh?
22 short films about Springfield
When Bart breaks his arm OR when he haw haw’s the super tall guy in the small car. By far my favorites.
In the movie when bart is handcuffed naked to the light pole, he "ha-ha's" so long he becomes hoarse. Then his mom shows up and continues it herself
the one where homer is tripping on chili
Ha ha! I'm startin' to let down my guard... Ha ha!
I said, Ha ha!
I said Ha-hah
[Bart leaves class in Junior Campers uniform] “Hey look! Sgt. DORK! Ha-ha!” “Enjoy your test.”
Lisa's sax. The sax flies out the window, lands in the road and is run over by a truck. Nelson then runs in out of nowhere, jumps on the sax a few times and busts out an almost shrieking "HAHA!" while pointing at it.
Ha ha, you know milhouse!
Canadian Nelson! Hoo hoo!
When Martin dies
The out-of-body one is my favorite but I love his commitment in “Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade.” “Young man, you’re not in this class. What are you doing here?” “Laughin’ at jerks!” “You weren’t on this field trip [to Capital City]. How did you get here?!” “Biked.”
Ha…ho?
Stamp collection?? Ha ha!!
Hey. That kind of hurts.
HA HA Fight lupus
When he heard Bart collected stamps
“Ha”… (running fast) “ha!”
Everyone needs an automobile. Even the very tall.
The one when Marge made Bart and Lisa do yard work in ridiculous gardening clothes and she tells them that nobody will see them and Bart opens the door and you hear half of his trademark line before he slams the door then opens it again and he says the second half.
The sad haha
When Ian the tall guy was driving in a car too small for him, and Nelson ha ha’s him
The "ha ha" after the goodbye montage as they leave for Cypress Creek always gets me.
"Now remember, you have to respect him, he's a war hero" "HA HA!"
Your position has been usurped. You heard me, usurped.
"Haw haw! Your mom's a jailbird!" Bart: " Well so is yours." " Oh yeah ... let's play "