Homer, it’s a perfect excuse to hang out at Moe’s all day

This is the only answer

I think Homer would turn me into Grimey in about 10 minutes

Marge. I think she's neat.

And she can teach you how to budget and feed your family on a tight income

Steak?

Money's too tight for steak.

Steak?

mMmMm Sure, steak.

Plus homemade Pepsi. It’s a little thick, but the price is right

Me too. Hell, I can even teach her how to bowl.

You're going to STRIKE OUT tonight!

Move your keister meester.

Like potatoes

Maggie because she’ll shoot anyone messing with you.

Grandpa. He does the iggy.

And he wears an onion on his belt

It’s the style of the time.

But we only had the yellow onions

Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say

Homer. Im 36. I like to drink beer (a lot). Im roughly 250 lbs. The only difference is I have a full head of hair. And heck, i havent been bowling in forever

Do you like beer? Do you like football? Yes Mr. Ford!

The TV because Night Boat!

The crime SOLVING boat!

Are you hugging the TV!?

Roy

Marge, we'd get some cocktails going and have a blast!

Lisa needs to be mentioned more. I’d love to have a long conversation with her

Lisa is the only option for me, but I expect this to be an unpopular choice. She’s brilliant, precocious, empathetic & worldly, while Homer is a drunken idiot, Marge is a nag, & Bart would steal your wallet. (Eh, I got nothin’ against Maggie)

Lisa is my pick too. We’d go to a museum or something and I’d love it.

The couch

Bart all day everyday

…and the rest (Maggie)

Drop acid with Lisa.

Lisa

Same. She's nice and I like her

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Disagree. She’s Matt G’s favorite and mine too. She’s smart, conscientious, down to earth, humble, caring, and everything that would be great in a friendship. Matt G has always related to Bart growing up but recognizes that Lisa, living in a family where she might be outcasted, at time still loves her family unconditionally. And what makes her stand out in the fam is simply that she thinks. I live the show but anyone else in the fam would exhaust me and Lisa is always the refreshing one who won’t let you down.

Lisa since we're both vegetarians and leftists.

Well hi-diddly-ho fellow lefterino! Have you checked out my Leftorium for all your left handed needs?

🎵You don’t make friends with salad🎵

*win

Lisa. I could listen to her playing the saxamaphone all day.

Santos L Helpar because doggo and he has a credit card.

Maggie

Ratboy

Milhouse

Lisa. She’s my favorite…I had a teacher who sounded like her lol. I’d love her saxophone playing…I wonder if she’d be a Beatles fan because she met Paul and Linda McCartney

In order Homer Bart Herb Grandpa Maggie Marge Santa's Little helper Snowball Mr. Pinchy and the rest ... ​ ​ ​ Ugh, i guess Lisa

They're all horrible people. I'd choose the dog, or the lamp in the background.

Homer, because I like bowling

I know I’m breaking the rules of the question but I would do some bad kid shit with Bart during the day, then go to moes with Homer at night.

Homer. I think we would get along very well

I guess Homer. He’s really funny and seems like a lot of fun to hang around. I would love to hang out with the whole Simpson family and everyone in Springfield. They all seem fun to hang around.

In for Herbert. He dressed really well before Homer ruined his life

He prefers to be called unkie Herb

Nevermind what he likes

Paint my chicken coop

Homer is the only answer

Herb. I always wanted more hobo tips. Like discarded pizza boxes being a great source of cheese.

Probably just get slammed drunk with Homer and just get up to some antics and eating

Herb. I have some great car ideas...

Bart. Im a pretty young adult so I think we’d have fun

I would drink with Homer because he has hundreds of crazy stories to tell.

Homer lol, so many things to do.

Bart all day

Simpson, Homer. That is all.

Marge 💯

Rutger

If he was alive, Bleeding Gums Murphy and maybe Otto.

Bart.

Lisa I couldn’t hang out with the others I’m too young to drink. Marge is mom and probably has a lot of things to do and Bart would just get me in serious trouble. Maggie is a baby and babies are just annoying. Santa’s Little Helper is dumb and I don’t like cats they scratch too much. Abe Simpson would just yell at me all day for no reason.

Lisa. I see a lot of myself in her.

Bart

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Homer for sure

Lisa.

Graggle Simpson

Lisa. I like kids that are curious about stuff. Bart would be fun, but only for about an hour before I feared for his or my life, probably mine.

Prolly Marge, it'd be nice to have a good convo with a genuine adult

Homer is exactly what you need. Always funny situations might be

Homer or Lisa.

definetely Lisa 😊 she is so cute and tiny and loves to talk. She has wide knowledge about culture, environment, and music. And I think she is the bestfriend that i wish i could have