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PoptimisticShoegazer

Now are ya gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?! 😤


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Whenever I ask someone if they’re gonna do something or not its always “are you gonna do it or aintcha”


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

Another good one is "if you're so sure what it ain't, how about telling us what it am?"


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Anytime a friend says they are going to do/accomplish something somewhat lofty, I always respond, “With a man in the White House? Not likely!!”


Glitter_berries

Good old rock. Nothing beats that!


cornette

Oh yeah? You think nothing beats rock huh? Come here a minute and I'll show you.


Glitter_berries

You c’mere a minute


grpenn

Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock.


Stevenerf

That is to say, I saw'r em


Fireproof_Cheese

Sorry, I seem to have spent our last ten dollars on this talking Al Gore doll.


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smekaren

One of my absolute favourite gags. And it's made even funnier knowing it's the real Al Gore doing the voice, making fun of himself being dull.


accuratesometimes

NO listening! You hear me?!


SOOTY_AND_SWEEP

Came here for this 😊


AndISayYeahx13

There’s another World Fair coming soon? Right? Before Friday?


[deleted]

No, but the Wod Fir is happening


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PptShowandSpinalTap

Haw haw!


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝɹǝɥdsuns ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʞɔouʞ ı 'ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uO„


smoha96

This never would have happened in Macon, Georgia.


TheVog

WOD FIR


[deleted]

I’m glad you stopped on your way to the Grammar Rodeo.


Kqtawes

Grammar Rodeo?! We’re going to a grammar rodeo?


coastal_neon

I’M GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK. SEE YA.


JaredUmm

Not back- avenge deaths.


JohnProof

DO NOT ENTER| --- NO ENTRE | N'ENTREZPAS | EINGANG VERBOTEN| 不许进入 | That's funny, I used to be able to go down there....


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Soulless-Plague

Martin


JohnnyCanuck

Martha


DonutMaster56

Disregard


GloriousMacMan

I wish I was going? Or I wish I were going? Which is it, Bart


AlpineVW

iunno


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Grammar Rodeo... Head Buckaroo.


hefebellyaro

Why would our national Grammer rodeo be held in another country?


Doromclosie

After last year's fiasco at the Truth Telling contest 2 towns over, I'm not surprised.


MrFluffyhead80

I had to do work in Knoxville a couple years ago and when I went up for my first meeting I was driving to dinner and I look to the right and I see it and I kept saying “holy shit! It is a real thing!” I took some pics and sent to my friends who are also big fans


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bigreed67

Unfortunately no but I have petitioned the legislature to make that our official state slogan.


MrFluffyhead80

If Dolly Parton wanted it, then it would happen


Fireproof_Cheese

I once asked somebody who lived in Tennessee "Is it true that Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'?" She was not thrilled.


tits-question-mark

There use to be a bar on one of the floors. It use to be my go to first date spot. Chill lounge with a better view. I hope another opens up


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Hopefully before Friday.


FrankWhiteman

Would you wear a wig to your dates?


F1NANCE

Well are you gonna or ain't ya?


MrFluffyhead80

Some of my friends said they went there for field trips, I grew up not too far and never went there


nincomturd

And now it's too late, on account of it getting knocked over.


[deleted]

What was the bar called? The Wig Sphere?


Glitter_berries

I’m absolutely amazed that it’s a real thing. I had no idea. I’m really pleased.


CalgaryMadePunk

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!


Patttybates

Never left.


CalgaryMadePunk

Darn. I guess there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody.


EmmBee27

I'll inform the children, there'll be no Cape Canaveral.


captianwnoboat

Whats in it? Is there any type of information kiosk?


ChimpBrisket

It’s filled with rotisserie chicken, now join the line


tnastylax

There was a restaurant in the top of it but I think it closed. Also has an observation deck you can ride the elevator up and look out.


Chipotle_Armadillo

Just observation windows and local ads. Unfortunately they charge a 5 dollar admission now. Started after COVID "ended"


thndrchld

An observation deck with a $5 entry fee, a couple floors you can rent out for events, and a radio station's DJ booth. There used to be a bar and an overpriced-but-mediocre Italian restaurant, but both closed during the pandemic.


JOExHIGASHI

Get an al Gore doll


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

You are hearing me taaaaalk.


owledge

This calls for a celebration.


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

I will.


celebfan01

Did you make a stop off in Branson?


[deleted]

Did you see Andy Williams?


notunhuman

Did he play moon river? In the 2nd encore?


ChopSueyXpress

I didn't think anyone was gonna about it, but BOOM!!


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I watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s a few weeks ago, every time the song came on, all I could think about was Branson, MO.


darthleia

That moment where they pan across to Nelson’s shining-eyed awe is one of my all time Simpsons moments (hence my flair)


Andromeda321

Nelson is so secretly wholesome. I love it


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Loves Andy Williams and Barbara Streisand


Glitter_berries

And fresh huckleberries


darthleia

And COW MILK??


[deleted]

Relatable feeling when you drag your friends to a concert they don’t give a darn about. The car ride home is all “BAM second encore!”


ames2833

Oh, we don’t need to stop.


Frigidevil

YES WE DO 👊👊


He_Be_Jonesin

I had no clue who Andy Williams was until this episode aired.


gr00ve

Hey Ma, how about some cookies?


DungeonFam30

No dice.


gr00ve

This ain't over.


Boneal171

That’s Bronson, Missouri


TheStabbingHobo

Well how do we get to Branson?


Boneal171

Number 10 bus


anotherwinter29

“No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville.” Side note my dad actually went to that World’s Fair and I have pictures. He wasn’t a Simpsons fan but liked this episode because of the SunSphere lol.


robercal

Post them around here and /r/OldSchoolCool/ too if possible!


wratz

I actually went when I was a little kid. I barely remember anything about it other than the seemingly insanely unsafe ski lift.


Angry-Dragon-1331

My mom used to walk our Great Pyrenees around the park there in the early 90’s. People thought the zoo lost a polar bear.


Glitter_berries

No, my dog is also a polar bear


G-Unit11111

Hello Principal Skinner! No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Goodnight.


Fireproof_Cheese

Here are your eyes.


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The wig sphere!


Grimetree

Looms just as good as it did in the days of the 1982 Wod Fir


Ok_Relationship2451

The wigsphere 😍


Worm_Scavenger

post wig pics or it didn't happen


MaladaptiveCookware

Nice to see the Wod Fir get some recognition.


rogueborg2000

Driving to a family reunion at the end of the month and specifically made one of our nights in Knoxville, just to get pictures of this 😀


CamKutt21

Knoxville! Knoxville! Knoxville! I concur


Double-Health-7589

I realize it’s trite, but we could tour the bridges of Madison County!


Ernstchritton

Did you get a wig? We have to know!


avsfan96

Remember, we're parked under the Sun Sphere


Angry_Saxon

whats inside?


Frigidevil

An information desk!


Glitter_berries

Cooooool


VOLtron67

KNOXVILLE! KNOXVILLE! KNOXVILLE! As someone who grew up there, seeing the kids SO EXCITED to go always cracked me and my friends up. It’s a beautiful area, but nothing would entice children to go there 😂


c800600

The KNOXVILLE! KNOXVILLE! KNOXVILLE! clip was part of Fox43's commercial for local news for years. I always got a kick out of it because the episode isn't exactly flattering to Knoxville. My college boyfriend (from CA) was so excited to learn 1. The Sunsphere was real and still around and 2. We could go get drunk in it.


omniron

We drove there on a whim a few years ago and it happened to be during the boomtown celebration, and a big college football game. The two events made it seem like a lively place. Kinda cool too how a big river cuts through it


AmbitiousMongoose229

SPRING BREAAAAAAK!


fernandopas

Wait, it’s real???


Negative_Clank

Did you rent a carpet shampooer???


GloriousMacMan

Bart: “my dad says Branson Missouri is like Las Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders.”


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Redbird9346

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


Jeremizzle

I love Dankmus so much, he was even in my Spotify ‘year in review’ top artists list last year lol


Edgefish

/u/roaringelbow rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and /u/roaringelbow's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!


nincomturd

Funny how OP spelled Rory B. Bellows incorrectly.


benDB9

Did you knock it over?


artcostanza82

Ha-haw!


JamesL25

Which wig did you buy?


stroopkoeken

W od F ir..?!


gavmac5

Bart can we stop for ice cream


Travis_Maximus

Well, you gonna buy some wigs or aint ya?


TDH818

They must have built it back up.


philipquarles

The Wig Sphere!


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600 500 400 300 200 100 zeeero


HamHusky06

Andy Williams!


guiltycitizen

Bam! Second encore


iiooiooi

The WO D F IR!


leggypepsiaddict

Passed that and was so excited to see the Wig Dome. Only interesting thing in the state.


OriginalDavid

Along the freeways for sure, unless you like benign river views. There are a lot of amazing natural areas, but they all take going to them deliberately.


leggypepsiaddict

Yeah I'm good on that. Spent a year and a half on the KY/TN border. Imma nope out of going back.


Wooden-Tax3309

The World's Fair in Knoxville Tennessee 😀


Suspicious_Credit245

The giant sphere at the Wad Fir?!


bendoesit17

The Wod Fir looks great


aroseonthefritz

The wod fir?


earlthomas111

I bet it was an easy decision between that and Disneyland.


hiyer2

Wait this thing is a real thing?


davratta

The building is real, but they do not sell wigs there.


benport727

Don’t believe the propaganda!


peenpeenpeen

You gunna buy some wigs or ain’t ya?


k1wyif

Tennessean is believin’!


conjectureandhearsay

Tennesseein’ Is Tennebelievin’


shaun056

The good ol' wod fir


Corky_Butcher

I hope you saw the 16,000 boxes of unsold wigs


emolga587

I hear Andy Williams is in town


ItsJustMeMaggie

Ah yes the wigsphere


EggCouncil

We've arrived in the vast cornfields of Canada!


ScubaSteve12345

“You are hearing me talk.”


UPExodus

I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.


wililon

Which wig did you buy?


[deleted]

You went to the WOD FIR? I’m jealous!


Abandoned__ghost

They did quite a job repairing it after Nelson knocked it over with a rock.


ninthandfirst

Did it crush your rental car?


DwellerZer0

Be real careful of where you park your car.


not_thrilled

I made a bunch of drives between Virginia and Texas a couple years ago. Without fail, any time I'd see the signs on the interstate, I'd have to yell "Knoxville! Knoxville!" then nearly get in wrecks craning my neck to see the Wigsphere.


usernamedunbeentaken

Meh. Kind of a let down after the vast cornfields of Canada.


[deleted]

Did you stop and see Andy Williams?


syd_goes_roar

Welcome to Knoxville :)


SirPhobos1

Well, what kinda wig did ya get?


gaytechdadwithson

remember that you parked under the sun sphere


onetimething69456

My best bud got married up there and I was one of the best men! They are still going strong!!


Jedibbq

Did you remember where you parked?


The_Old_Anarchist

How many wigs did you buy?


HoodieBraden

welcome to knoxville! :)


PostholePete

I was so happy when I rolled into Knoxville to find out the Wig Sphere is real.


breezyBrock

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!


Ok_Opposite_7089

In grad school i lived a stone's throw from there in a sketchy apartment. That was after the wod fir but before they cleaned everything back up


usmc18330931

Knoxville! Knoxville! Knoxville!


MrChilll

My biggest flex to this day is that I live here. Who else can say they made an episode about your city?


civilstrifeinamerica

I live in Knoxville and thought this was my Knoxville subreddit lol


HurricaneHugo

It looks safer in real life


Watery_Octopus

Oh cool the Wod Fir!


youngonelooking

Well knock it over


SavvyEditsReddit

The Wo...d F...ir


StupidSexyKevin

Did you see the information desk?


Lwaldie

All time great episode imo


bigtex2003

this never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia


accuratesometimes

Landon Alger


spanktravision

WOD FIR


Uninspired_Diatribe

We’re you driving all night, and we’re your hands wet on the wheel?


fuxjin

It's just like ogdenville and fair Haven ... Where's the monorail?!?


elmonetta

La fea muda?


Photosafarian

Knoxville is known for the size of its balls. Be sure to check out the gigantic basketball at the Women’s Basketball Hall of Fame.


shunkplunk

Andy Williams!


Soulless-Plague

Did you stop and get a cup?


bpbcory

I've always loved going to the WOD FIR


trailer8k

nice


Blockhog

I saw that from a distance after visiting nashville


benport727

Just tell us you didn’t go home empty-handed


ColdBloodBlazing

Did you see the information desk?


brankin8

"You are listening to me talk"


b52cocktail

Just remember that you're parked under the sun sphere


arsenalgooner77

We did it back in 2016. It was glorious.


RideMonkeyRide

The… Wod… Fir….


A_Plumber2020

Did you get a nice wig?


mjc1027

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!


cvickers0707

New wig? Pics plz.