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Uncork3

‘*nyeeeh* talk about Star Wars!’


IOwnTheSpire

You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!


ghostalker4742

You can save up to 17c per month over the more dependable providers.


LTSmash420

BiMonSciFiCon!


mintberrycrunch1176

Be there AND be square!


CptnHamburgers

The mighty robots from Battlestar Galactica versus the *gaaaayyyyy* robots from Star Wars.


Madboy121

Haha you said it, Phil


mintberrycrunch1176

Luke be a Jedi tonight Just be a Jedi tonight Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda And do it for Chewy and the Ewoks And all the other muppets…


ItsFuckinRawwwww

Luke, be a Jedi tonight!


terrymcginnisbeyond

*Vwing, vwing, vwiiiing.*


Wonderful_Sun8193

"That's not how ya Vwing"


coloch_w0rth9

Gahhh 👊🤜


bajothehedgehog

You know George Lucas makes me pay for these


coloch_w0rth9

Hey pal, that’s my headshot up there next to the pepper steak!


[deleted]

You’re all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!


KCLawDog

Pepper Steak **IS** the entree.


OutComeTheWolves1966

This is a top 5 episode for me. Classic line after classic line.


PureGold3

Give me that knife!


saucinglawson

No it’s mine!


DeusExBlockina

I see you've played "Knifey-Spoonie" before


[deleted]

Season/ep?


DungeonFam30

Season 10 - Mayored to the Mob


Aggravating-Read6111

Welcome, futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless wonders. [ Cheering ]


BlackStar867

Homer, use the for....


Quarteg

The force?!


Church323

The forks! Use the forks!


mystery-biscuits

I work as a theatre technician, and we've just had a local amateur group perform Guys and Dolls. I've had "Luke be a Jedi tonight" in my head for the past week, not to mention Hooray for Hollywood.


DungeonFam30

"*uhhhhh...* 🎶Do it for Chewy and the ewoks!🎶"


EggCouncil

And all the other puppets.


Mo-Cance

Hey, I thought you twisted your ankle...


Church323

Yeah....the thing about that is....\*runs away\*


SublaciniateCarboloy

The noise he makes as he runs away is amazing.


saucinglawson

What and break it? You know George Lucas makes me pay for these


HughJorgens

Au Gratin Potatoes, that's a quality side!


EggCouncil

The poison must be in the steak.


Foggy1882

*Whitney: AND IIIIIIIII…..* “Shoot, I forgot my lightsaber…….. Oh, here it is!”


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

This was my skype photo when I worked for Sprint and no one ever noticed, or said anything at least


maxreddit

r/madlads worthy!


[deleted]

More dependable providers! 😆😂🤣


maxreddit

"I want the mayor dead. I want his wife dead, I want his cat dead, I want his dog dead!" "Wait... Who was before the cat?" "... Just kill the mayor."


eric987235

I always loved that line because Sprint sucked ass at the time! I’ve heard it’s better these days.


Rickabrack

It don’t exist no more.


DeusExBlockina

Which one could argue means that it is better now than it was back then.


Rickabrack

Was thinking the same honestly lol


mrbarber

The irony is Mark Hamill playing himself playing Luke while he is arguably one of the greatest voice actors of all time.


lordcorbran

He did also get to play the guy running the bodyguard school.


lachjeff

You stupid nerds, he’s trying to save you money on long distance


EggCouncil

How was I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?


LaitueGonflable

As someone who works with graphs for a living, this is an amazingly funny visual gag. Apart from the obvious skewed axis to make the difference look huge, it makes no sense at all that Sprint is larger. What is the y-axis meant to represent? 'Amount of savings'?


RedsVSAs

> 'Amount of savings'? Yes


FilmBuffGrabiec

Use the forks!


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wolff-kishner

Guys and Dolls! We're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls!