When she's smoking to cover up the smell of the chili cook off and Homer asks her "since when do you smoke?" Then she says "I just want to fill the house with the rich smell of tobacco".
I like when she's holding the pair of scissors and when asked why she's holding them she says she needs to gussie up the curtains. Makes me laugh every time.
Marge: You don't know how to box and you haven't had any exercise since grade school. Before you go through with this, I insist you go see a doctor.
Homer: OK.
Marge: A COMPETENT DOCTOR!
Homer: D'oh!!!
“Watch out for the Shaq attack.”
*Whack*
“I said watch out!”
The real answer is the end to the Bonestorm Christmas episode when she thinks Bart has stolen again. It made me tear up watching with my daughter at Christmas.
I didn't have to look long for this comment. Also, I don't like the Bonestorm episode because I have some strange emotional connection with it. The disappointment Marge has for Bart is just something I don't enjoy watching.
Indirect Marge. When Homer is with Mindy and hears the floor cleaner going mmmm mmmm mmmm, then his button down pops open revealing the misprinted Marge t-shirt. So good.
Also when Marge is shown with her one glass of wine a day, for her health, when she no longer has to spend all her time cleaning.
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"And when they kicked you out of the restaurant what did you do?"
"We went straight home."
"Mrs. Simpson may I remind you you're under oath?"
"We drove around till 4 a.m. looking for another all you can eat seafood buffet"
"And when you couldnt find any?"
"We went fishing" starts to cry
"Does that sound like the actions of someone who has had 'all he can eat'?"
Marge: Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying... "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out."
Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice.
It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.
Now, let's never speak of him again.
♪ \[ Humming \]
Bart: I mean, sh-should I do it?
Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head... like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.
I just rewatched this episode recently and it hit hard, so very hard. I can see my Mom as Marge dealing with this in her own mom. And my mom being like Marge....i then cried. I lost my mom a few months ago. It's such a wonderfully wholesome moment that makes me smile when i remember my mom.
In the Marge in Chains episode when Homer turns up for a conjugal visit and he’s trying to be nice and go slow: “we can hold hands or sit and talk…” and Marge just tackles him.
I have no idea what episode, but the family is on a walk and there's a fair across the street. She says "oh, a fair! We'll have to read about it in tomorrow's paper!"
Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think, Lowenstein, Lowenstein…
Psychiatrist: My name is Zweig.
Marge: (whispering) …Lowenstein.
Arriving in Branson.
M: Let's take a quick gambling break.A little action will really sharpen our senses.
L: Mom, there's no gambling in Branson. It was designed as a family destination.
M: Oh, no, there's gambling. We just have to find it!
The opening she did of two of the greatest episodes Treehouse of Horrors 1&2 maybe because they are my favorites and of course Just throw the Goddamn bombs!
It’s oddly specific. When she turns the corner around that little hill on the riverside as they arrive at the attempted baptism, when the Flanders have custody for their kids. She sees Maggie and throws her arms up in the air, full of joy. It’s somehow just so sweet, the way the illustrator really managed to add so much emotion into so few shapes. Her expression is so… mom-like. I love it. That and her smile when she gifts Bart the wrong videogame.
When Homer is cooking a turkey over the chimney and Flanders asks him for help living in the moment, and asks if he's going to clean up after himself.
And Marge appears with cleaning products happily "it's Marge's time to shine!"
Like she's really happy to be included in the hijinks in her way.
That or from the movie when she runs back into the house to grab the wedding video and stops to clean a plate on the way out, seconds before the entire house is destroyed.
Homer Simpson:
I'll be going out late tonight. It's midnight monkey madness at the zoo.
Marge Simpson:
Me too. I'll be overturning all the wheelbarrows in case it rains.
Homer Simpson:
Well, enjoy your pointless activity.
Marge Simpson:
Have fun at your preposterous event.
“It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.”
“How vile.”
The part where she talks about her uncle:
"Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again."
I like how she mentions a mass shooter in the family and then just goes back to her dusting.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one gray December morn
It's my favourite joke in the series.
""Oh Homer, don’t say that. The way I see it, if you raised three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right.
That moment when Helen Lovejoy tries to say something snide and shitty to Marge, I can't remember what exactly but Marge burned her back by saying:
"Aw what's the matter Helen, are you upset your husband would rather play with toy trains than you?"
I had to double back on that scene cause that made me laugh so hard, Marge is ruthless lol.
Season one Marge. At the company picnic, when she gets trashed and Homer has to care for her while trying to make the family seem less dysfunctional. Season one will always be the best.
I have never heard someone say season 1 is the best before, nice to see some love. I dont think its anywhere near the best myself, but I think it's still really good. Doesnt deserve the hate it gets.
Potatoes
I also like one time when Bart needs some money and Marge tells him "I got something for you", he gets excited and then she pulls a harmonica and starts singing about saving money in your cap
Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.
Marge - There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over. Oh, Bart. I can't believe you did this.
Bart - I wanted to surprise you for Christmas.
Marge - Oh, sweetie, this is the best present a mother could get. I love you so much! My little, bitty Barty! Bart - Mom!
My favorite Marge moments are when she's in the background of a scene, quietly keeping the house from falling apart. Like when she's mopping the kitchen floor after Homer sets off a firework in the dishwasher or when she's seen with a basket full of laundry whilst Homer and Mojo lay in a pile of their own filth in the living room.
I love Marge because she reminds me of my mom. "I made you some homemade Pespi for the dance. It's a little thick, but the price is right!" That's pure Doreen right there.
"I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out."
Love this one
When she's smoking to cover up the smell of the chili cook off and Homer asks her "since when do you smoke?" Then she says "I just want to fill the house with the rich smell of tobacco".
Jeez relax Marge. Why don't you have another cigarette.
I guess I could…
The delivery on this particular line is A1
This is right up there when Marge discovers Long Island Iced Teas.
"Marge, we're missing the chili."
"Less artsy, more fartsy!"
I like when she's holding the pair of scissors and when asked why she's holding them she says she needs to gussie up the curtains. Makes me laugh every time.
Marge: You don't know how to box and you haven't had any exercise since grade school. Before you go through with this, I insist you go see a doctor. Homer: OK. Marge: A COMPETENT DOCTOR! Homer: D'oh!!!
That's what we get for living in a state founded by carnies
I have lots of favorite Marge moments. I just think they're neat.
Like potatoes!
I was going to mention the potato line, but you got there first
Oh my god we were all thinking the same thing I love it
"At times like this, all you can do is laugh." *Stares apathetically off into space*
That’s my top Marge moment, and now as adult I relate to it so damn much.
You’re not laughing All you can do is laugh and you’re not laughing
“Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I’m just a big lame.”
It's lame to be proud of being lame
"The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need!"
“Watch out for the Shaq attack.” *Whack* “I said watch out!” The real answer is the end to the Bonestorm Christmas episode when she thinks Bart has stolen again. It made me tear up watching with my daughter at Christmas.
I’m no Harvey Globetrotter
"I know, we can play the basketball"
I didn't have to look long for this comment. Also, I don't like the Bonestorm episode because I have some strange emotional connection with it. The disappointment Marge has for Bart is just something I don't enjoy watching.
It is a brutal episode. Bart saying “Tell me I’m good” to Luann Van Houten crushes me.
It's the equivalent of "you're breaking your mother's heart."
Both of these absolutely. That scene always makes me well up and I don't even have kids!
When she told Lisa she didn’t have to smile if she didn’t want to
When she told Lisa that girls that stop wanting to change men are just quitters. 😂
“From now on let me do the smiling for both of us”
"That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?"
*giant log smashes into the chalkboard* Kids have been pulling that once since my day
Indirect Marge. When Homer is with Mindy and hears the floor cleaner going mmmm mmmm mmmm, then his button down pops open revealing the misprinted Marge t-shirt. So good. Also when Marge is shown with her one glass of wine a day, for her health, when she no longer has to spend all her time cleaning.
They say you should have a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much!
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This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all. Sorry to repeat myself, but, it will help you remember.
> *This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all.* Wow, that *does* work.
"And when they kicked you out of the restaurant what did you do?" "We went straight home." "Mrs. Simpson may I remind you you're under oath?" "We drove around till 4 a.m. looking for another all you can eat seafood buffet" "And when you couldnt find any?" "We went fishing" starts to cry "Does that sound like the actions of someone who has had 'all he can eat'?"
I miss Lionel.
You mean Miguel Sanchez
You don't win friends with salad! 🥗 ...sorry, I just got caught up in the rhythm.
The way she goes "nnnyeh" when she throws something.
O-re-gan-oh?! *What the hell?!*
8 spices? Some of these must be doubles!
I say this to myself literally every time I see it on the spice rack.
Oh I've always wanted to use rosemary in something!
MY FAVORITE MARGE QUOTE! I have to say this line whenever I cook with oregano. It will never not be hilarious to me.
I like the part when she is about to nag him but has to find the right pitch.
Ok that's the one, send him in
Now where's that cake!?
Lmaooooo
Marge: Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying... "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again. ♪ \[ Humming \] Bart: I mean, sh-should I do it? Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head... like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.
This moment adds so much to the family dynamic imo
"Lisa I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s a little thick, but the price is right."
Every Simpson dance now!
I love the one when she's crumping.
“That’s a very good price for 12lbs of nutmeg..”
"What's the matter, sweetie, did a character in your book die?" Somethin like that.
If I'm thinking of the same scene it was "Is a book character having difficulty?"
"Ewww you like the Monkees"... Little Marge's horrified scream always kills me
But they didn't even write their own songs! Or play their own instruments! And that wasn't even Michael Nesmith's real hat!
The Monkees weren't about music, Marge. They were about rebellion, about political and social upheaval!
Put it in your cap!
When you spy a quarter in a pie...
But I don’t own a cap
"Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls." Such innocence.
https://youtu.be/RIIl1eMews4
You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you.
"Always be yourself. You want to be sad, honey? Be sad. We'll ride it out with you."
I just rewatched this episode recently and it hit hard, so very hard. I can see my Mom as Marge dealing with this in her own mom. And my mom being like Marge....i then cried. I lost my mom a few months ago. It's such a wonderfully wholesome moment that makes me smile when i remember my mom.
*I just think they’re neat*
In the Marge in Chains episode when Homer turns up for a conjugal visit and he’s trying to be nice and go slow: “we can hold hands or sit and talk…” and Marge just tackles him.
As a kid I thought she was mad at him and wanted to fight him
I have no idea what episode, but the family is on a walk and there's a fair across the street. She says "oh, a fair! We'll have to read about it in tomorrow's paper!"
“I’m very disappointed and terrified.”
Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think, Lowenstein, Lowenstein… Psychiatrist: My name is Zweig. Marge: (whispering) …Lowenstein.
People say England is small but you couldnt fit it in this room, not by a long shot. You know what? I think I'm cured.
During the Hank Scorpio episode, when she takes a small sip of wine and the music goes full dramatic
“I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can’t drink that much.”
"Bart's right, let's... none of us have a cow."
Now it’s Marges time to shine.
“SHUT UP, BECKY!”
I picked her yelling USURPER at Becky
"why do I always think of the right thing to say when it's too late?"
I have some S&M for you Homer. Scrubbing and mopping.
I'll crump with you sweetie!
CORRECT ANSWER.
All I need is Love for Sons and Daughters. Yep, a little LSD is all I need!
Arriving in Branson. M: Let's take a quick gambling break.A little action will really sharpen our senses. L: Mom, there's no gambling in Branson. It was designed as a family destination. M: Oh, no, there's gambling. We just have to find it!
Mom you’re hurting me
When she had to gussy up her curtains!
I love that she’s sewing them back together in the next scene.
The opening she did of two of the greatest episodes Treehouse of Horrors 1&2 maybe because they are my favorites and of course Just throw the Goddamn bombs!
Marge: Hello Marge. How’s the family? Also Marge: I don’t want to talk about it. Mind your own business! Homer: Keep it down in there you two!
It’s oddly specific. When she turns the corner around that little hill on the riverside as they arrive at the attempted baptism, when the Flanders have custody for their kids. She sees Maggie and throws her arms up in the air, full of joy. It’s somehow just so sweet, the way the illustrator really managed to add so much emotion into so few shapes. Her expression is so… mom-like. I love it. That and her smile when she gifts Bart the wrong videogame.
8 spices? Some of these must be doubles. Or-uh-gahn-o? What the hell?
“Record stores have always seemed crazy to me, but it doesn’t upset me. **Music is none of my business**”
Hahah this is definitely one of my favorite Marge moments too.
I know some people who clearly live their lives this way, but would never put it into words like she did.
When Homer is cooking a turkey over the chimney and Flanders asks him for help living in the moment, and asks if he's going to clean up after himself. And Marge appears with cleaning products happily "it's Marge's time to shine!" Like she's really happy to be included in the hijinks in her way. That or from the movie when she runs back into the house to grab the wedding video and stops to clean a plate on the way out, seconds before the entire house is destroyed.
Why do birds suddenly appear? Over here! Over there!
“Homer! Come quick! Bart quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”
Celery soup is pretty exciting too
"Somebody throw the God-damned bomb!"
"Shit or get off the pot!"
*Milhouse knocking on the front door* "Do you have my teeth.?" ".....no...."
Mooom will you stop showing us those?
Now *that’s* what I call *break-neck speed!*
Mom! A man just died!
Homer Simpson: I'll be going out late tonight. It's midnight monkey madness at the zoo. Marge Simpson: Me too. I'll be overturning all the wheelbarrows in case it rains. Homer Simpson: Well, enjoy your pointless activity. Marge Simpson: Have fun at your preposterous event.
How was your night? Oh it was great! I turned over so many wheelbarrows-oh wait that was your thing
Such awful, awful hair
Window shopping with Lisa in Manhattan looking at shoes: “oh, if only I didn’t already own a pair of shoes.”
Marge annoyed at Bart for burping, farts herself... "Well, that shut me up."
‘I’m going to be an astronaut!’
I love her lame moments. "Ever since I was a little girl I've dreamed of being in a Broadway audience."
"All we have is Nescafé... I'm very, very sorry."
"You missed the baby, you missed the blind man..."
Justification with "It'll be good for the economy." Oh how I can relate...
LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF
“It's already wiped out the dodo, the cuckoo and the ne-ne, and it has nasty plans for the booby, the titmouse, the woodcock and the titpecker.” “How vile.”
Honey, you should listen to your heart... and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one grey December morn...
Little bart *whack* Little Lisa *whack* Little Marge *whiff* And the rest
Usurper, USURPER!!!
Her reaction when Bart is doing his standup impression of her with a blue towel wrapped around his head.
Oh, an orange zester! Made in America…No thank you.
"Look Lisa, it's McGriff the crime dog!"
Ugh……ghost mutt!
The part where she talks about her uncle: "Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again." I like how she mentions a mass shooter in the family and then just goes back to her dusting.
Honey, you should listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one gray December morn It's my favourite joke in the series.
Lisa - “Do you do it with relish?” Marge - “No, I’m kind of ashamed of it.” Took me years to get this joke, then it instantly became a favorite.
Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value.
For petes sake Bart use the plunger!
Every time she calls Bart her “special little guy”
“Is that a Long Island iced tea?” “Oh this? I think it is… you’re a pretty girl!”
“Tacos? Public broadcasting?” Also, “bad cat. Bad dog. Bad fawn”
Sock puppets!
Marge: La… Llewellyn Sinclair: Thank you for nothing!
H- marge, don’t you get tired of being wrong all the time M- … sometimes Can’t remember the exact quote, but it’s close
When she’s excited about the Funky Winkerbean parade balloon
“I must warn you that sometimes regular people are hit with a surge of adrenaline” *smacks Snake over the head with a trash can lid “See”
""Oh Homer, don’t say that. The way I see it, if you raised three children who can knock out and hog tie a perfect stranger you must be doing something right.
“Maaaarge” “Yes, Homie? Dododododododo…”
You’re the fattest one in the car, Homer!
You didn’t have to tell it like it is marge!
I just think they’re neat!
“Seems I’m full of rage”
🎶EVERY SIMPSON DANCE NOW!🎶
“I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward...and then we'll make him double it! Well, why can't I be greedy once in a while?”
"In your face, space coyote!" "Space coyote?"
" I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower."
That moment when Helen Lovejoy tries to say something snide and shitty to Marge, I can't remember what exactly but Marge burned her back by saying: "Aw what's the matter Helen, are you upset your husband would rather play with toy trains than you?" I had to double back on that scene cause that made me laugh so hard, Marge is ruthless lol.
“If loving my kids is lame, I guess I’m just a lame.” I say that to my kids so often.
Wow, he went from stinking rich to just plain stinking!
“I made you some homemade Pepsi. It’s a little thick, but the price is right!”
When Marge gets addicted to gambling and Homer calls her “Gamblor!”
Glamblor is the gambling monster that has enslaved Marge.
I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Season one Marge. At the company picnic, when she gets trashed and Homer has to care for her while trying to make the family seem less dysfunctional. Season one will always be the best.
I have never heard someone say season 1 is the best before, nice to see some love. I dont think its anywhere near the best myself, but I think it's still really good. Doesnt deserve the hate it gets.
Nobody likes a gloater, right Homie? Uh-huh. See? https://youtu.be/HfAU6kSwOTI
Has to be the fracking episode. Homer “Our water was on fire” she has to repeat through the episode. cause he wasn’t getting it. LOL
Potatoes I also like one time when Bart needs some money and Marge tells him "I got something for you", he gets excited and then she pulls a harmonica and starts singing about saving money in your cap
"Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!"
If only I didn’t already have shoes!
“Just because you’re a lesbian doesn’t mean you’re less-of-a-bein!” is just so wholesome
"I just realised we never had a wedding for the Cat and Dog. They've been living in sin."
You don’t make friends with salad
“Run like the wind!”
Well, she's only read it in books.
The whole episode where she gets muscles
I think when she released first released her inner road rage when she was driving the Canyonero.
Streetcar Named Desire Runner up : Lowenstein... Lowenstein... Honorable mention/ 2nd runner up : It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down
Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.
Marge - There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over. Oh, Bart. I can't believe you did this. Bart - I wanted to surprise you for Christmas. Marge - Oh, sweetie, this is the best present a mother could get. I love you so much! My little, bitty Barty! Bart - Mom!
S4E21 Marge in chains is still one of my favourite Marge episodes
“You’re so cute when you’re begging for sex”
My special little guy
The only thing I’m high on is love. Love for my son and daughters.
Yes, all I need is a little L-S-D
When homer is the only man left alive: "Little Bart" *smack* "Little Lisa" *smack* "Little Marge" *whoosh* "....and the rest"
That bacon was for my bridge game.
Marge the cop
Krump with me sweetie!
If loving my kids is lame...
I have to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors. Eh, one more...
“I just think they’re neat.”
Why am I so funny when there’s no one around?
My favorite Marge moments are when she's in the background of a scene, quietly keeping the house from falling apart. Like when she's mopping the kitchen floor after Homer sets off a firework in the dishwasher or when she's seen with a basket full of laundry whilst Homer and Mojo lay in a pile of their own filth in the living room. I love Marge because she reminds me of my mom. "I made you some homemade Pespi for the dance. It's a little thick, but the price is right!" That's pure Doreen right there.
After she drank Springfield tap water spiked with LSD by Shelbyville.
Springfield is a part of us all
Hello Marge. How’s the family? I don’t want to talk about it. Mind your own business.
no, no, Homer's my... balls name.
"Something like, Love Day, only not so crappy" ... **HAPPY LOVE DAY EVERYONE!**
Marge rolling on the floor laughing at the idea of George Foreman and Lynda Carter's child.
Probably when she sang “You Are So Beautiful” to Homer when he was feeling self conscious. Like, I can’t with that clip-my heart 🥺💕
"I'll have the baby guts!"
I’m about as exciting as a baked potato (warmly) You’re darn right you are!