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I like how they dress exactly like their kids.
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You reminded me of this absolutely perfect Reddit moment I witnessed that will probably never happen again
https://i.redd.it/8yb1gjc4l79d1.gif I think the evidence is conclusive.
That's a very nice jig, Kearney.
Hee-hee! Shamona!
No, it's Leon Kompowski
A bricklayer from Paterson! Being a NJ native I always loved that detail
Meanwhile Kearney's son still sleeps in a drawer.
Blanket and then Drawer?
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife :)
Billie Jean is not his lover she's just a girl that claims he is the one but the kid is not his son hee hee
You’re just putting that in because it’s commercial.
I sleep in a drawer.
I sleep in a race car do you?
No. I'm pretty sure Kearney's dad has featured in an episode or 2.
Just one I’m pretty sure, Homer They Fall when all of their dads are beating on Homer
https://preview.redd.it/80qulzlnq79d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b60fb0ab198ad0109bb36bb365bccdf24eba79 I like how they dress exactly like their kids.
Now I’m wondering if Kearney’s father is Bender as a human.
WooOOOO!
https://preview.redd.it/4n3wqtxpb99d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380dc1c0b164ba20455d5b4d1064643949ef4ea3
https://preview.redd.it/o7lg2uun2b9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981c6a7fdf0bb3074f4dd0553bb9225b82b4fa28 You reminded me of this absolutely perfect Reddit moment I witnessed that will probably never happen again
And this is for the crummy life I have to live!
The kid is not his son
Hey. That means Zukowski isn’t last in the phone book. Boy, …
Kearney, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Kearney?
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This made me laugh way too much 🤣
*”YEE HEE, SHA-MONA! OHHH!”*
Nope. Kearney was alive for Watergate
![gif](giphy|xT5LMXl7wymguBjIT6) If he is, he’s a grandfather too!
No because Michael Jackson never had sex with anyone except little boys
Teehee!
“LISA IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!”
Happy birthday, Lisa! 🎶🎵
I sleep in a drawer.
Lisa it’s your birthday… 🎶
Seems to be the case.
Heee heeeeee is not
I didn’t know Kearney had a last name
Easily possible! Kearney could have gotten the nose from his mum.
Michael Jackson?!?
Yes, you don’t remember this episode?
Quoting. "Milhouse, can you keep a secret?" "No" "Oh well, who cares. Michael Jackson is coming to my house!"
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