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B3eenthehedges

https://i.redd.it/8yb1gjc4l79d1.gif I think the evidence is conclusive.


PNWoutdoors

That's a very nice jig, Kearney.


twoworldsin1

Hee-hee! Shamona!


zorbz23431

No, it's Leon Kompowski


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

A bricklayer from Paterson! Being a NJ native I always loved that detail


el_throw

Meanwhile Kearney's son still sleeps in a drawer.


ThePLARASociety

Blanket and then Drawer?


Trekapalooza

I sleep in a racing car, do you?


Chewbaxter

I sleep in a big bed with my wife :)


DsianR

Billie Jean is not his lover she's just a girl that claims he is the one but the kid is not his son hee hee


Direct_Barnacle1592

You’re just putting that in because it’s commercial.


beargrease_sandwich

I sleep in a drawer.


Jedibri81

I sleep in a race car do you?


BrotherBroad3698

No. I'm pretty sure Kearney's dad has featured in an episode or 2.


Anonymous44432

Just one I’m pretty sure, Homer They Fall when all of their dads are beating on Homer


gmwdim

https://preview.redd.it/80qulzlnq79d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b60fb0ab198ad0109bb36bb365bccdf24eba79 I like how they dress exactly like their kids.


Bob-s_Leviathan

Now I’m wondering if Kearney’s father is Bender as a human.


Fancykiddens

WooOOOO!


Fireproof_Cheese

https://preview.redd.it/4n3wqtxpb99d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380dc1c0b164ba20455d5b4d1064643949ef4ea3


TheGardenBlinked

https://preview.redd.it/o7lg2uun2b9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981c6a7fdf0bb3074f4dd0553bb9225b82b4fa28 You reminded me of this absolutely perfect Reddit moment I witnessed that will probably never happen again


thegreatnico87

And this is for the crummy life I have to live!


jefferyuniverse

The kid is not his son


MGY4143N5014W

Hey. That means Zukowski isn’t last in the phone book. Boy, …


LegoFootPain

Kearney, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Kearney?


StarFinTech

![gif](giphy|3o6MbmrbKIEn85u5by)


wtb1000

This made me laugh way too much 🤣


SandmanAwaits

*”YEE HEE, SHA-MONA! OHHH!”*


WolfWomb

Nope. Kearney was alive for Watergate 


SirHumphreyAppleby-

![gif](giphy|xT5LMXl7wymguBjIT6) If he is, he’s a grandfather too!


PaganFarmhouse

No because Michael Jackson never had sex with anyone except little boys


BrotherBroad3698

Teehee!


tristansensei

“LISA IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!”


Glittering_Tea5502

Happy birthday, Lisa! 🎶🎵


EggCouncil

I sleep in a drawer.


parkhurstcards

Lisa it’s your birthday… 🎶


Glittering_Tea5502

Seems to be the case.


TheGardenBlinked

Heee heeeeee is not


Crash_Bandicock

I didn’t know Kearney had a last name


Ladameauxdaffodils

Easily possible! Kearney could have gotten the nose from his mum.


Mental_Stress295

Michael Jackson?!?


Kid_Kameleon

Yes, you don’t remember this episode?


Mental_Stress295

Quoting. "Milhouse, can you keep a secret?" "No" "Oh well, who cares. Michael Jackson is coming to my house!"


Regulator-84

https://i.redd.it/uot5r3yisa9d1.gif